Qu Zheng squinted his eyes and cupped his hands coldly, Zhao Guanren moved the foot on the son-in-law's back, and said with a smile: "Young master, if you are willing to change your name, sit or change your surname, the owner of Ningzhou Mine is also Zhao Bifa, and put the iron coupons of the Danshu at home. It's moldy, just take it out to dry!"

"What a mine boss, what a Danshu Iron Coupon..."

Qu Zheng waved his hands and said in a cold voice: "Since the incident was caused by two women, I will order someone to bring them here now. If you have the guts, take them away from my presence today. If you dare to take me to respect you Man, if you don’t dare, get out of here!”

"Ah~"

Two exclamations suddenly sounded from outside the door. The former Hu County Prime Minister and her daughter were pushed in, but Zhao Guanren was stunned. , Standing together is like a pair of sisters.

"Master Zhao! You..."

Both the mother and the daughter were shocked. The wife of the Hu family was already full of charm and femininity, but she turned out to be a top-quality young woman after careful dressing up. The daughter Hu Lingzhi grew more and more juicy. In terms of appearance, she doesn't lose to Dong's famous prostitute.

"Ha~ So it's a good old friend, no wonder he robbed people as soon as he came..."

Qu Zheng picked up a bench and sat down. Four burly men stood at the door, and they had already pulled out the steel knives from their waists.

"You have to ask people first, would you like to sit with me or with you..."

Zhao Guanren also picked up a chair and sat down, smiling and beckoning to the Hu family's mother and daughter. The Hu family's mother and daughter walked over without saying a word, and both hid behind him with their heads down.

"So what if I sit on you..."

Qu Zheng sneered and said, "Mine boss! Don't be a coward, people have been brought here for you, if you have the guts, take them out!"

"You don't want to be ashamed, you talk like a woman in your family..."

Zhao Guanren lit his cigarette again, and said disdainfully: "People are from Jiaolefang, and their registration has to be signed and stamped by the Ministry of Rites. If you don't have a registration document, what do you pretend, I don't believe you dare to take people away, you dare Take me and let your brother smash me a teapot!"

"Master Song! The registration documents will be delivered tomorrow morning. I will take him away now. Do you have any objections..."

Qu Zheng turned his head and looked at Song Chizhu again, Song Chizhu glared and said, "You have taken the wrong medicine, you dare to take people away without formalities, I will go to your house empty-handed to pick up a wife, will you agree or not?" ah?"

"Master Song! Don't hit him in the face in public, it hurts..."

Zhao Guanren raised his hand and said with a smile: "Let's see it this way. Finding the Ministry of Rites is just a matter of spending money. Our mining family is most worried about not being able to spend money. I paid 1 taels to buy their mother and daughter. You two get out of here quickly." , go to Mr. Song tomorrow to apologize!"

"Damn it!"

The son-in-law scolded angrily: "Who has opened the crotch thread and exposed you as a bird. This is the capital of Dashun. I paid 5 taels. Get out of here. You will die tomorrow. I will never let you go!"

"You are yawning like a toad - such a big tone..."

Zhao Guanren took out a large stack of banknotes from his bosom, raised it in his hand and said loudly: "I will offer you 10 taels. If you jump from here with bare buttocks, I will reward you with 10 taels too!"

"You fucking dare to have more money than me..."

The son-in-law tore open his skirt, took out banknotes from his arms and sleeves, and took out a large stack of banknotes from his brother's sleeve, threw them on the ground and roared, "There are at least 20 banknotes here." Two, you kowtow to Lao Tzu three times on your knees, and I will reward you all!"

"Hey~ I don't bring much pocket money today, it happens to be more than yours..."

Zhao Guanren took out another stack of banknotes from his clothes, and slammed them on the ground in front of him. The eyeballs of the two brothers popped out instantly. At least five or six million taels.

"Damn it! What a silver ticket..."

The son-in-law took out a seal angrily, raised his hand and said fiercely: "Open your dog eyes and take a good look, the big seal of the Jingcheng Hengtong Bank is worth at least 300 million taels, you just need to kneel down and kowtow, I will give you all the silver numbers!"

"Stop bragging, it's true..."

Zhao Guanren got up and snatched the big seal from him, looked carefully and said, "It turns out that your family is so rich, and you even brought a bank with you, come here! Master Song, give them a kowtow, let's get out of here quickly." Go and receive the bank!"

"Hehe~"

Song Chizhu smirked and said, "Master Tian! Do you have any other banks? I will give you a few more kowtows, and you will reward me with another one!"

"I let you knock, but I don't recognize him..."

The son-in-law immediately yelled, Zhao Guanren sat back and put the big seal into his arms, mockingly said: "You want me to kowtow to you, you ask the emperor outside the door if he agrees?"

"emperor?"

The two brothers subconsciously turned their heads to look, and suddenly they trembled with all the officials. The four guards had already knelt on the ground, the crown prince and Prince Duan pressed their necks with knives, and Emperor Shun Yao was standing outside the door with his hands behind his back. , behind him stands Jin Wuming who is eyeing him covetously.

"You guys are really rich..."

Emperor Shun Yao walked in with a sullen face. A group of people knelt down on the ground in fright. The two brothers of Duke Ningguo had cold sweats on their foreheads. Even if they were beaten to death, they never thought that the emperor would come to such a place and fight for wealth. It came down under the eyelids of the emperor.

"Damn things!"

Emperor Shunyao stepped forward and kicked the son-in-law over, and cursed angrily: "I asked you to donate silver as military pay to defend our Dashun territory. You cry all day long and push back. Now you are paying millions of taels for a woman. Damn it, I'll kill you all as moths, moths that suck my Dashun's flesh and blood!"

"Emperor, Your Majesty! You listen to the minister's explanation..."

Qu Zheng pointed to Song Chizhu and said: "We used to have a banquet here normally, but when Song Chizhu came, he would forcefully take away our attendants and insult us with money. Bidou, these banknotes are all, all to be donated to the court!"

"You can't say nothing..."

Zhao Guanren knelt down and tapped the ground with his two fingers, and said with a smile: "This king is Prince Yongshi, a serious royal little dragon, I kneel with my finger belt, I'll give you enough face, the bank note and the bank are already It's my king's fault, you have to find another way to donate the money to the court!"

Chapter 0508 I urge you to be kind

"What? Aren't you a mine..."

The two brothers of the Qu family stared wide-eyed in an instant, and the other small officials were also stunned. They never expected that the emperor not only came to the Fengyue place, but also the famous Prince Yongshi who stood in front of them. Look - you're blind!

"Yup!"

Zhao Guanren quickly picked up the bank notes on the ground, got up and said with a smirk: "This king never lies. There is a mine in this king's fief. I am not a mine owner. Zhao Bifa is my baby name, hehe~"

'How fucking shameless! ! ! '

The brothers of the Qu family scolded his ancestors for eighteen generations in their hearts, but no matter how hard they scolded, it was useless. No matter how good their Ningguo Mansion was, they couldn't beat the prince.

"Your majesty! My son-in-law, he prostitutes officials and prostitutes..."

Song Chizhu immediately got into trouble, and said sadly and angrily: "Feng Luan tended to his lust and arranged two official prostitutes for him to sleep with him. He also wanted to register for the official prostitutes and buy them back to enjoy their private houses. I wanted to snatch them back. Let him stop in moderation, how would you know that he is so bold that he rushed in and wounded the humble minister, it is too lawless!"

"Come on!"

Emperor Shunyao pointed at his son-in-law and yelled: "Take all these smoky things into the Jingdu guards for interrogation. They dare to act mischievously in front of my eyes. There must be even more lawless activities behind them. Tell me every word." Get it out!"

"The emperor is merciful! I will raise the military salary immediately, and I will definitely satisfy the emperor..."

Qu Zheng rushed over, rolling and crawling, but was kicked over by Emperor Shunyao again. The guards rushed in and tied them up, but Emperor Shunyao scolded: "Take these corrupt officials together. Take away, as well as this fat-bellied Feng Luan, who will be exiled immediately after the trial!"

"The emperor spares my life! The emperor spares my life..."

Fat Fengluan lay on the ground and kowtowed fiercely, but he was dragged down. There were only a group of geisha kneeling and trembling in the room, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family also lay on their stomachs and did not dare to move. It would have been unexpected if they were killed. Will come to this kind of place.

"Yunxuan! Why haven't you opened the door to meet guests these days..."

The crown prince and Prince Duan walked in enthusiastically. Zhao Guanren took off his black gauze hat to reveal his short hair, pointed at Tianling Gai and said, "Shave your hair to sacrifice to the gods, you really don't need to spend money to invite gods, you can burn incense to worship, and the tribute incense table is a must! "

"Yunxuan! It's really hard for you..."

Emperor Shun Yao grasped his hand touched, and Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Everything is for the sake of the people of the world, please stop kneeling, help the table up quickly, and let people serve wine and food. Get up, let's dance!"

"It's my job to make arrangements for you..."

Song Chizhu fart ran out, and the guards also came in to fix the tables and chairs, the geisha hurriedly got up to play and sing, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family, under Zhao Guanren's command, served tea and water to the four of them in a restrained manner. , Jin Wuming guarded at the window.

"Close the door, both of you, and wait inside..."

Emperor Shunyao waved his hands and lay down on the table, and said in a low voice: "Yunxuan! There are rumors in the market now that I have missed God Erlang in offering sacrifices to the heavens, but we have never seen gods before. Immortal, is Erlang God really unhappy?"

"Crack~"

Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette, and said depressedly: "Would you be happy if you put it on your body, you don't use bean buns as dry food!"

"Oh~ father! My son said it at the time..."

The prince said urgently: "Ning is less than one village, not less than one household! It's like you sent a general to the countryside to suppress bandits, and the village paid all the silver to the court. You and the court have remembered them, but the big The commander didn't get any benefits, how can he not be angry?"

"Your Majesty! This is indeed the reason..."

Jin Wuming turned back and said: "I personally don't care, but my brothers can't run away in vain. I felt that Erlang God was a little annoyed that night, so he threw a roaring dog and turned around and left. Otherwise, our hall wouldn't be bombed. He raised his hand!"

"I didn't mean to..."

Emperor Shun Yao patted his legs and said anxiously: "Yunxuan! Let's build a temple for Erlang God now, and the incense will continue all year round, is there still time?"

"The temple cannot be built, or the Jade Emperor will be unhappy..."

Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said, "Don't worry! Erlang God, I have already done my filial piety, so this article will be over, but the third crown prince came to me. I originally made a joke of Seventeen, but I didn't expect him to really do it for Seventeen." Rain, said Seventeen Dance is good, but rain is not an example!"

"..."

The father and son looked at each other, and the prince asked in a low voice, "Are you happy or unhappy?"

"Dragon's nature is obscene! You say he is happy or not, but he can't make it rain..."

Zhao Guanren smoked a cigarette and said: "There are rules in the sky, you can't have an affair with a mortal, otherwise he will be thrown into Hualongchi to have skin cramps, but after a while, isn't it the Pantao Society? If you bring Qi to the Heavenly Palace, you won’t be considered a mortal if your primordial spirit leaves your body!”

"I can really go to the Heavenly Palace..."

The prince asked eagerly: "Can you come down after going up to the sky? Can the primordial spirit give birth to dragon sons when it comes out of the body?"

"Of course I can't give birth, the soul out of the body is a soul..."

Zhao Guanren said: "The Jade Emperor gave me a 100 yuan fairy card, and asked me to give it to a hundred great benevolent people, and lead them to have a peach feast together. The cards are issued to pure and good people, and the third-class cards are issued to repentant and good people!"

"what?"

The four people were all stunned, and Prince Duan said in disbelief: "You are actually a good person in the ninth generation, can you be a good person even if you are greedy for money and lustful?"

"Food and sex! What a bad thing, when did you see that I was in disarray and abandoned, harming the people..."

Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "Do you know what kind of virtue I accumulated in my previous life? Corpse demons slaughtered human beings to only one tenth of them. I took the whole family to the battlefield to eliminate demons. I didn't even do it when all human beings made me emperor." , came to Dashun to slay demons and defend Dao with bare buttocks!"

"I know!"

Emperor Shun Yao suddenly slapped the table and said: "No wonder you risked your life to cure the poison, and you also said that you promised an expert to save the entire human race from the disaster. This expert should be the Jade Emperor. Your mission should be to eliminate the poison. All corpse poison!"

"That's right! What you said this time is absolutely right..."

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Actually, the Tiangong is not in the sky, it is equivalent to another world. They control thousands of small worlds. The rules are not to forcibly interfere with the birth and death of all realms, so they can only enlighten mortals and let mortals save themselves. , I invited Shenlong to violate the rules!"

"Yunxuan!"

Emperor Shun Yao asked in confusion: "Why don't you interfere with the birth and death of all walks of life, who do we kill and offer incense to them?"

"Your Majesty! If you control 1 countries, each of which is as big as Dashun, and often fight for resources, how can you stop..."

Zhao Guanren said seriously: "If a strong country does not rob things, it will be bullied, and a weak country doesn't want to be destroyed. You can't help either side. You can only send a spy to help the weak country secretly to maintain the balance between the two countries. , otherwise let the powerful country know and not rebel?"

"Oh! So that's the case, this statement makes sense..."

The father and son suddenly realized, Zhao Guanren took out three gold medals and put them on the table, and said, "Anyway, that's what it means. We mortals can't understand what the gods are fighting for. These three gold medals are for the three of you. prepare!"

"Oh~"

The father and son exclaimed in unison, and Jin Wuming hurried over, the prince asked: "What is the difference?"

"Don't think about it as soon as you wait, there is only this piece in my neck, but it can be listened to by God..."

Zhao Guanren pulled out the big gold medal from his collar, and said: "The second-class card can travel to the heavenly palace, and go to the Pantao Garden to participate in the Pantao Festival. Not only can you meet the Jade Emperor, but you can also watch the seven fairies dance, and the third-class card can only go around outside the garden." , squatting on the ground and eating a peach, you have to get out!"

"Shenyou Tiangong! We are second-class..."

The father and son were all excited, lying on the table with six eyes shining, even Jin Wuming coveted and said: "Master Zhao! I don't want to ask for a third-class card, I don't want to go to the fairy palace to see fairies. It’s enough to squat down and eat a peach!”

Zhao Guanren raised his finger and said with a smile: "You are not stupid, a flat peach increases lifespan by 1000 years!"

"What? Can eating a peach add 1000 years to my life..."

The four of them clenched their fists excitedly, but Zhao Guanren said again: "You won't become a fairy if you live 1000 years. The Immortal Palace will distribute them to you in batches, so that you can live a hundred years in every life, and when you die, you won't be able to eat more flat peaches." , two for each of you will reach the sky!"

"I'll just say..."

Prince Duan said with a little disappointment: "No one can live for 1000 years, but it is also very good to live a hundred years in every life. Can you give us these three second-class cards?"

"According to the rules, you can't even get third-class cards..."

Zhao Guanren said: "You guys hurry up to build a charity hall and do real good deeds. When the time comes, I will say to the heavens that the emperor's house will set an example for doing good deeds, and it can lead a large number of good people to do good deeds. As long as the four heavenly kings let go, you will pass the assessment." Lah, I'll take Lao Jin's third-class card!"

"Yunxuan! We father and son are extremely grateful for your great kindness..."

The father and son all stood up and bowed deeply, and Emperor Shun Yao said seriously: "We have completely repented, and we will definitely do good deeds and accumulate virtue in the future, and make amends!"

"You guys put away the celestial cards first, but don't tell Shi Qi..."

Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "Actually, there is only a thin line between the world and hell. The world can only be relatively clean, not absolutely clean. Since you have decided to let the Seventeen Prisons go, she has to do some dirty things, otherwise Dashun will never be perfect." Day of peace!"

"This……"

The father and son hesitated, but Zhao Guanren waved his hand again and said, "Don't worry! Little Bailong is still thinking about her. The Pantao Society held a meeting and secretly carried her to the sky. When the time comes, I will give her a peach to eat, and she will be able to start well and end well, anyway. I’ve eaten it twice and it’s not bad for that one!”

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