"Let me guess!"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "You must have a lot of wives and concubines. If you have nothing to do, you can go back to the mansion to find a wife and have children. The children are all studying in a school run by the royal family. There are too many wives and children. You have a heavy burden, and the daughter-in-law is the head of the family. You have 50 taels in your pocket." I can't take it out!"

Jin Wuming said in astonishment: "How do you know?"

"Don't be ashamed! The commander..."

Zhao Guanren took out a lighter from his sleeve, and said contemptuously, "If you smoke a cigarette, you can take one with another. You can even use my lighter. Who doesn't know that you are poor. I will give you a collector's edition later. You can't take the pure gold one. Otherwise, the emperor will think that I bought you!"

"Pure gold! I really didn't pay attention, I got used to it, I'm fine with the emperor's lighter..."

Jin Wuming laughed awkwardly and said: "My wife is my master's daughter. I spoiled her since I was a child. She said that a man will turn bad when he has money. She only gives me ten taels of silver every day. Anyway, I never eat treats." , basically enough, but recently bought a lot of cigarettes, money is a bit tight!"

"Hehe~"

Zhao Guanren smiled narrowly and said, "You have the pictures in the cigarette case, the Water Margin Warriors series or the Three Kingdoms Gods series?"

"Great general! Definitely a divine general of the Three Kingdoms, we can't look down on those gangsters in Water Margin..."

Jin Wuming took out a stack of colored pictures from his sleeve, and said excitedly: "One hundred and eight generals of the Three Kingdoms, I am only short of Hei Lu Bu and God Guan Yu. I dare say that no one in the entire capital can collect as many as I do. Chun A few days ago, Wang wanted to trade Xiao Qiao and me for Naked Diaochan, did he think I was stupid, Naked Diaochan has already copied 500 taels!"

"Amazing!"

Zhao Guanren laughed and said, "Naked Diaochan is very rare. The cigarette factory has produced a total of [-] copies, but Naked Xiaoqiao is also quite rare. A thousand copies are not much distributed to the whole country. I have it in this cigarette case!"

"Really? Why didn't you say it earlier, I haven't seen Naked Little Qiao yet..."

Jin Wuming hurriedly tore open his cigarette case, and as expected, he took out a picture of Xiao Qiao going out of the bath. His eyeballs widened instantly, and he suddenly jumped up and exclaimed: "I won the lottery! This is the winning card, second-class card." Award, 500 taels of silver!"

"No life! What are you arguing about? What happened..."

Emperor Shun Yao suddenly opened the door of the palace, and ran out with disheveled hair. Jin Wuming hurriedly knelt down and said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty! I have lost my composure and disturbed you. Zhang Naked Xiao Qiao won the second prize!"

"Xiao Qiao also has naked ones? Let me see..."

Emperor Shunyao took the pictures and looked at them, pointed at Zhao Guanren and said, "Are you stupid? The tobacco shop was opened by his side family. He doesn't have any pictures you want. Let him give you two sets later, and then I'll get you another set." Two sets of what kind of commemorative boxes, so you won’t have to open cigarette cases all day long!”

"Godfather! What you said is wrong..."

Zhao Guanren got up and said with a smile: "Isn't the Commander dismantling pictures, no? What he dismantles is a dream, just like he cut off the head of the enemy chief with his own hands, and I gave the head to him. It feels the same. The Commander has someone to do it." The dream of a god general, you can't let his dream be shattered!"

"That's really good! To kill someone, you have to cut it with your own hands, and to dismantle cigarettes, you have to dismantle it with your own hands..."

Jin Wuming said excitedly: "It's very exciting when you open the cigarette case, because you never know what you will find, especially when you open the hidden card, for example, when I took out the naked Diao Chan, I was so excited I didn't sleep at night, and the next day my house was full of people, begging me to show them!"

"Being a king is different from being a general. I only want the result, regardless of the process..."

Emperor Shunyao said proudly: "Godson! You will send someone to send me two sets into the palace tomorrow, and I want a gold gift box too, by the way! Did Bianji Yanfang really distribute black Lu Bu and God Guan Yu? You didn't show up, I always feel that you are cheating money!"

"How could it be possible to swindle money? People who swindle money don't even report to officials..."

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "However, there are only eight copies of these two ultimate characters, and they will be released at the beginning of next month. I don't know which cigarettes will be stuffed into them. Anyway, four copies will definitely go to Beijing. By the end of the year There will also be a commemorative version of Hongmeiyan, ten sets of ultimate characters, and a thousand sets of hidden characters!"

"Damn! You are too treacherous..."

Jin Wuming scolded angrily: "I had the cheek to ask the emperor to borrow money, and I used all of it to buy cigarettes. I couldn't take the last two apart, but you still kept them in your hands. If I couldn't leave the capital, I would I will definitely kill you to scold your mother in your cigarette shop, I don't care! You have to give me two!"

"Huh? Don't you want the dream of a god general..."

Emperor Shun Yao looked at him funny, while Jin Wuming smiled wryly and said: "Buying cigarettes is too much money, my wife chases me and scolds me every day, and there are only four ultimate figures in Beijing, unless I am lucky, Otherwise, it is tantamount to idiot's dream!"

"Look, give you to the poor, I will reward you 5000 taels for cigarettes, don't tell your wife..."

Emperor Shun Yao waved his hand dumbfounded, Eunuch Tian ran over with a smirk, but just as he was about to close the door of the main hall, Jin Wuming hesitated and shouted: "Your Majesty! That... naked little Qiao, have you finished your reward?" , can I return it to the minister after the reward is over?"

"Which one of you has seen that I have finished rewarding you, come to the Imperial Study Room to pick it up tomorrow morning..."

Emperor Shun Yao took the picture and went to the lamp to take a closer look, and walked into the temporary bedroom with deep eyes. Eunuch Tian left a crack in the door and said with a smile: "Commander! You really can't open any pot, and the emperor is about to Put your gun on the horse, don't keep it for fun!"

"Blame me! I can't hold my breath, drink..."

Jin Wuming sighed and sat back, but just after having a drink with Zhao Guanren, he asked: "Your Majesty! Do all the beauties of the Three Kingdoms have hidden versions without clothes? I really like the heroic Sun Shangxiang. Can you... Do you want to get two for the subordinate?"

"Of course I have them all. The beauties of the Three Kingdoms will release a hidden series. I have an enlarged and enhanced version, a screaming version in the bridal chamber, a streaking version on horseback, and a special royal version. Outsiders can't get it..."

Zhao Guanren raised his brows at him bewilderedly, Jin Wuming's face turned red with excitement, picked up the flagon and took a sip, and said in a low voice: "I want them all, the small ones are not fun, I want them Big one, I'll exchange it with you for a heavenly sword!"

"We're friends between gentlemen, it would hurt our feelings if we exchanged it, and it's just to enjoy it..."

Zhao Guanren took out two packs of cigarettes and threw them to him, and said with a smile: "My wife gets all my cigarettes from the tobacco shop, and the chance of winning is relatively high. Try your luck, right! How much is the difference between the ten great masters?" , such as the gap between you and Qianyexuan!"

"Let me tell you the truth, in fact, there are only five great masters..."

Jin Wuming said seriously: "The realm of the five great masters is extraordinary and refined, far from being comparable to the bottom five in the heavenly list. Although I am ranked sixth in the heavenly list, I can beat Qianyexuan ten times without any problem, but many people don't understand. I thought that those who entered the Tianbang were all great masters, but in fact the last five are all made up!"

"Oh?"

Zhao Guanren was surprised and said, "Qianye Xuan is third, so who are the first and second?"

"The first guru is Dashun's Master Guoci. It's just that Master Guoci likes to travel around. No one knows where he is. I haven't heard about him for many years..."

Jin Wuming said: "The second on the list is the national teacher of the Ji Kingdom... Kshatira! The fourth is the female commander of the Ji Kingdom... Hongluan, the Hongluan Saber in the Qi Refining Pavilion is her saber, and she was defeated by Daoist Guoci After getting it, the master said that her saber was too violent, so he abolished the Hongluan saber and gave it to Commander Duan!"

"Commander Duan? The one in Jingdu Weichang..."

Zhao Guanren looked at him in shock, Jin Wuming nodded and said: "Commander Duan has a chance with Master Guoci, and he can be considered half of his disciples, otherwise there is such a big mistake in the guard, how can he be fine, Commander Duan And won the emperor's trust!"

"Tsk tsk~"

Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette, and said with disdain: "Sure enough, everyone in the palace has a background, there is no grace for no reason, the fifth great master should be in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, right?"

"Correct!"

Jin Wuming said bitterly: "The fifth was originally my master, but my master was defeated by Hongluan, and after being seriously injured, he drove west. The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom only had a great master ten years ago, the shadow leader ...Nan Litian! You killed one of his disciples!"

"I?"

Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "Could it be that time in Lantai County, the man in black hiding behind the wall failed, so I just killed that unlucky guy!"

"Haha~ I'm reporting to the hidden pile in Thailand, Nanli Tian is presiding over the funeral for his disciple..."

After Jin Wuming lit a cigarette, he smiled and said, "The unlucky guy is Nan Litian's disciple. From a first-rank genius master, Nan Litian placed high hopes on him, but in the end, he was stabbed to death by the partition wall without meeting him. What kind of skill is it that is so sharp!"

"I……"

Just as Zhao Guanren was about to speak, he was held by a hand, and he felt a strong profound energy rushing from his palm to his dantian. His dantian immediately exploded with a crackling sound, and an electric light actually defeated the profound energy.

"you……"

Jin Wuming let go of his hand like an electric shock, and said in incredible shock: "Thunderbolt and lightning will kill you, how can you practice that kind of kung fu, don't you know that you will go crazy after practicing it at the fourth level?"

"I didn't understand when I was a child, I was deceived by a traitor..."

Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "People lied to me that this is the Supreme Immortal Kungfu, and I later found out that it is a banned book that deceives people, but since I have practiced it, I can't change it, and my cultivation has been stuck at the third level. Life is useless!"

"Ah~ In fact, that book is the originator of the mountain, opening up a road to the sky for future generations..."

Jin Wuming sighed and said: "There is the first edition of that book in the palace. My master has carefully studied it many times, and found that the style of writing has changed suddenly since the fourth chapter, so we have always suspected that someone deliberately tampered with it. That strange book deliberately entraps newcomers!"

"Who would do that?"

Zhao Guanren stared at him hurriedly, Jin Wuming shook his head and said, "I don't know! It's been almost 200 years, and those who knew it have already been turned into loess, but you are not useless, the top three..."

"Wait! There are people in the hall..."

Zhao Guanren stared at the hall in front of him sharply. Jin Wuming shot towards him like a cannonball. Eunuch Tian also opened the door and showed his head in horror. He said in a trembling voice, "Your Majesty! Are you here again?"

"Here we come! A concubine..."

Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "But she disappeared after entering the side hall, wearing a golden phoenix court dress, I always feel as if I have seen her somewhere, but she is obviously not a living person, how strange!"

"Could it be that the empress collapsed, collapsed and passed away, only the empress can wear the golden phoenix court dress..."

Chapter 0490 The Emperor's Sassy Operation

A rain at night made the capital a little bit colder, and the rising sun hid itself in the dark clouds, as if it could not penetrate the haze and filth in the forbidden palace, but this is definitely the most special thing in the more than 100 years since the founding of Dashun one morning.

"Concubine Tong Gui came out with a guard of honor..."

The maids crowded to the gate of the courtyard and stretched their heads to look around. From a distance, two rows of eunuchs and maids came. Two young eunuchs walked ahead with incense burners. Concubine Tong sat on a tall red chair, holding her head high. Ang held a puppy, followed by a dozen court ladies.

"Have you heard! It turns out that her uncle is Commander Duan, and he hides it so deeply..."

A court lady pursed her lips in disdain, but unexpectedly a group of people came out, even though they didn't sit in the sedan chair, they still held an infant baby in their arms, it was Concubine Bai Shu who had just given birth to a little prince .

"Where are you going, sister? Why did you bring the little prince out..."

Concubine Tong Gui waved people to lean over. Concubine Bai Shu stepped forward and bent her legs with a smile: "Yuan Garden! Hold the emperor's son to bask in the sun. Staying in the house on a good day will not cause mold, and it will be harmed by the God of Plague." It's moldy, will my sister go with me?"

"Go together, go together! If we don't go, people think we are guilty..."

The two women sang together and walked towards the imperial garden. Unexpectedly, a larger guard of honor came out. Seeing that the imperial concubine Zhou was wearing a gorgeous court dress, she smiled and beckoned the two women to go over. The three of them actually walked together, intentionally The harem went in circles.

"Hey~ This is strange, the big show started early in the morning..."

Ladies and gentlemen came out in twos and threes, and gathered outside a small garden. A nobleman said with a sneer, "Bai Shangshu! Commander Duan! Add another great general of martial arts, we will have everything in terms of literature and military. Find bad luck for the plague god, let the plague god look good!"

"The East Palace is down! The West Palace is plagued! If the cold bench doesn't jump out, when will it be..."

A lady said in a strange way: "But the God of Plague is not easy to mess with. The queen let him step on the ground with one foot. The emperor favored a little lady in the Temple of Heaven and Harmony last night. I heard that he couldn't afford to give the reward, but the God of Plague is not easy." One word put her on the dragon bed, leaving the dragon seed behind!"

"Huh? Save the seeds, what a piece of shit luck this is..."

A group of concubines envied, envied and hated, but who knew that a few more people came out in front of them, who could not be from the palace at first glance, and happened to bump into the imperial concubine and the others, and the women immediately said in surprise: "The female family members of the plague god's family have come out, this is a good time!" There is a good show to watch!"

"Hey~ Where is this village woman from? She doesn't know how to kneel when she sees the imperial concubine. Are there any rules..."

Concubine Bai Shu came up with cynicism, and Bian Xianglan and other women were already standing aside, she bowed her legs and said: "I have seen the imperial concubine, your servant girl is blind, let's not blame her, we are the noble ladies appointed by the emperor, Hurry to kowtow to the emperor!"

"Who are you calling a maid? I am Concubine Shu. You are blind..."

Concubine Bai Shu yelled angrily, and the child in her arms cried out with a "wow", and the imperial concubine Zhou immediately said sharply: "An uneducated thing dares to scare the little prince. There is no good thing in the family named Wen. Come on, come on! Slap your mouth!"

"Try one in your palm and see what it is..."

The two daughters of Bian Xie took out the gold medal of exoneration at the same time, but Concubine Tong slapped her legs and laughed, "Oh~ I really scared this concubine to death, the gold medal of exoneration is so scary, but the gold medal of exoneration is a death penalty, but a living crime cannot be forgiven. Give this concubine a hard slap on their mouths!"

"Do you want to rebel again early in the morning..."

suddenly!

A group of guards of honor drove over from the front again, only to see the little princess coming with Concubine Liu Huanggui, who sat on the eighth red chair and sneered: "Old sister! Are you in a hurry, although the queen She was cast into the cold palace, but this imperial concubine is not dead yet!"

"Yo~ Who am I to pretend to be a corpse, I crawled out so early..."

The royal concubine Zhou rolled her eyes with disdain, and the people on both sides began to fight with each other. Although they didn't use any dirty words, they almost scolded the eighteen generations of their ancestors.

"Sigh~"

Bian Yulei hid in the back and took a deep breath, and said in surprise, "I'm the one to go! The ladies are also huddled together and scolding, I thought Gongdou would be very high-level, if our master was here, he would definitely say, This operation..."

"It's rough! Unprofessional..."

The four daughters of the Zhao family almost spoke in unison, but Bian Xianglan said loudly again: "Ladies and gentlemen! Don't block us from going to see the emperor, okay? Respect!"

"Yes! If you have the guts, repeat what you just said in front of our Yunxuan..."

Concubine Liu Huanggui straightened up and pointed to the opposite side, and the group of girls immediately fell silent, only Concubine Bai Shu said disdainfully: "Only shameless people want wild men to enter the harem, sisters! Let's go, not with these country bumpkins." General knowledge!"

"Bichi!"

"Who? Who scolded my concubine Bichi, I can't understand it when I am a concubine..."

……

Zhao Guanren didn't know that the harem was already scolding the sky. At this time, he was wearing a bright red dragon robe and stood in a daze among the civil and military officials. The other princes and county kings were the same, all of them opened their mouths in disbelief, looking like I Believe in your face.

"It's only now that I know that the village girl I was lucky to be with was actually Zhao Yunxuan's biological mother..."

Emperor Shun Yao sat on the dragon chair with eloquence, and sighed: "Fortunately, God opened his eyes and allowed my father and son to recognize each other. However, the kindness of nurturing cannot be forgotten. I still let him be surnamed Zhao, and let him remember it all the time." Hey, the kindness of his adoptive father to him!"

'I have a go!You are so fucking good at bragging, I almost believed it...'

Zhao Guanren was amazed in his heart. After Emperor Shunyao said that Eunuch Tian came on stage again, he unfolded the imperial decree and formally canonized him as the King of Yongshi County, but let Emperor Shunyao make such a nonsense. became a son.

"Yunxuan! Stand up and let all the loves take a good look, do we father and son look like..."

Emperor Shun Yao waved enthusiastically, and Zhao Guanren stood out with a stiff smile on his face, but when he put on the dragon robe and smiled like this, even his real sons were not sure, the two were actually somewhat similar, the same Thick eyebrows, big eyes and wide mouth.

"Like! It's so similar! It's exactly the same..."

The ministers were naturally flattering in a hurry, and the emperor was not a fool, so there was no reason for him to recognize his own son, but they didn't know that Eunuch Tian sculpted Zhao Guanren's eyebrows, deliberately making him look like Emperor Shunyao's Same.

'Damn it!This old wicked...'

Zhao Guanren is too clear about Emperor Shunyao's thoughts. The illegitimate son with doubtful origins will be the king of the county. Unless the old Chen family is dead, he will not be able to inherit the throne, but he will no longer be able to make friends with courtiers. Will guard against him, and he will be alone.

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