"Thank you!"

Zhao Guanren took the clothes and hid behind the screen in surprise, but when he looked down, he found that something was wrong. Not only his hands were thin and tender, but his little brother's hair was sparse, as if he had never seen the world.

"This is not my hand, could it be that it was taken away..."

Zhao Guanren hastily walked to a bronze mirror, and he almost died of excitement when he saw it, what a young and handsome face, completely free from the greasyness of the future, but the face was still his face, only changed back to ten The appearance of seven or eight years old.

"My little fresh meat, how can you be so handsome, how can you let other people live..."

Zhao Guanren leaned on the bronze mirror and kissed him fiercely. No wonder the girls just called him Huangkou Xiaoer, but the woman urged him outside again. He quickly put on his short shirt, tied his belt, and put on a small house-like Cloth hat, followed the woman downstairs and out of the backyard.

"Keep your head down! Don't speak..."

The woman led him to the depths of the garden, deliberately avoiding the eyes and ears of the servants in the mansion, but the two of them walked further and further apart. Although Zhao Guanren didn't know where he was, his experience in the world was not blown out. I realized something was wrong.

'damn it!What a vicious little bitch...'

Zhao Guanren opened his soul-chasing eyes and saw that his seven orifices were filled with smoke. There were seven or eight swordsmen hiding behind a rockery in front of him. It seemed that he was going to kill him. Only the dead would not reveal the secret.

"There are thieves, hurry up and catch the culprits..."

The woman suddenly shouted at the top of her voice, and ran towards the rockery at high speed, and the knifemen behind the rockery immediately jumped out...

Chapter 0417 Shunji Changtai

"There are thieves, hurry up and catch the thieves..."

The woman's screams resounded throughout the garden, and eight strong swordsmen jumped out one after another, wanting to chop up the thief fiercely, but they were dumbfounded when they looked closely. There is no thief in the empty garden traces.

"Quick! Split up and look for..."

The knifemen hurriedly searched separately, but the woman was stunned when she turned her head, and she stamped her feet and shouted anxiously: "Go and look for the old house at the back, he must have escaped in, you can't let him escape, We must kill him to silence him, no no! We cannot leave him alive!"

"You two come with me..."

The leader of the swordsman hurriedly ran to the deep old house, but Zhao Guanren didn't run far away. After discovering the ambush, he took the first step to bypass the rockery. At this time, he jumped out from behind the rockery and strangled the woman's neck , covered her mouth and dragged her behind the rockery.

"Don't move! If you move again, I will kill you..."

Zhao Guanren aggressively pushed her down on the ground, and pressed a broken tile against her neck. Fortunately, this woman did not know much about martial arts, so she shook and nodded in fright, but Zhao Guanren shouted again: "Take off your bellyband quickly." Come down to me!"

"..."

The woman froze, and suddenly remembered that this was a daring pervert who dared to jump into her young lady's bathtub naked, so she could only beg in a muffled voice: "Little brother! Please spare me, I am old and decrepit." , I really don't deserve you!"

"Of course you're not good enough for me. I just want your bellyband..."

Zhao Guanren pressed against the tile again, and the woman immediately concluded that this was a pervert, and fetishism was not uncommon in ancient times, so she could only bite her lip in shame and anger, put her hand into the clothes tremblingly, fiddled with it for a while, and then pulled it out. A canvas bellyband comes.

"Very good! Now we have an affair..."

Zhao Guanren took the bellyband and released her, squatted in front of her and said with a smirk: "If I am caught, I will say that you are my old friend, and you brought me in for a tryst. This bellyband is our secret. Let's see how you meet people in the future!"

"you you you……"

The woman whose face turned pale in shock could not even speak. It turned out that Zhao Guanren had made up this idea. In fact, this woman was at most 35 or [-] years old. She was considered an old woman in this era, but she still had charm and a plump figure. Being able to seduce Xiao Xianrou will never make people suspicious.

"Send me out, or I'll even tell about your young lady..."

Zhao Guanren pulled the woman up from the ground, triumphantly put the bellyband into his arms, the woman could only protect her chest with a face of humiliation, and led him back with a pale face.

The woman's status in the mansion is obviously not low. The servants and maidservants who passed by stood aside to salute. Zhao Guanren lowered his head and no one thought it was strange. The two entered and exited the courtyard all the way, and after passing through a moon gate, they finally came to the The back door of the mansion.

"Fifth Aunt! Is this a newcomer..."

The two servants were sitting outside the concierge chatting, Fifth Aunt nodded with a stiff smile, and went forward to open the back door, but Zhao Guanren dragged her and said with a smile: "Fifth Aunt! My memory is not very good, the eldest lady told me Well, you can tell me again!"

"Good, good!"

The fifth aunt followed out with a stiff face. Outside was a bluestone path, and there was a big mansion next door. After Zhao Guanren walked forward for a while, the fifth aunt said with a red face, "Give me your bellyband quickly, what else do you want?" Like you!"

"Excuse me for some money, and I will definitely repay you twice in the future..."

Zhao Guanren stretched out his hand with a smile, and Fifth Aunt took out an embroidered pouch with a cold face, and took out a few taels of silver from it.

"Stingy! It's not that I won't pay you back..."

Zhao Guanren snatched the purse away, and said with a smile: "Tell your eldest lady, I will carefully draw the portrait of her bathing, especially the red mole on her chest and the birthmark on her buttocks, and then match it The story of her rendezvous with me is divided into three episodes, the first, middle and lower, and will be given to everyone on the street!"

"You, what do you want to do, do you want to force my lady to death..."

Fifth Aunt's face turned ashen. It seemed that this era paid much attention to fame and integrity, but Zhao Guanren sneered and said, "This is what happened to her reneging on her promises. I will find the best painter later, and I promise not to miss any details." !"

"How much silver do you want before you are willing to give up, you make an offer..."

Fifth Aunt hurriedly grabbed his wrist, but Zhao Guanren pulled his hand away again and said, "I'm not extorting. When I'm in a good mood, I'll leave it at home and enjoy it slowly. If I'm in a bad mood, I'll draw [-] pictures of her to make her completely stink on the street. Let's read the libretto while riding a donkey, just wait and see!"

After Zhao Guanren finished speaking, he turned his head and left. The anxious fifth aunt scratched his heart and lungs behind him, but he quickly disappeared on a busy street. It should be noon, but unfortunately he didn't have a watch on. Let's check the time now. It's all about guesswork.

"Shopkeeper! Give me a bowl of beef noodles..."

Zhao Guanren strutted into a noodle restaurant, but the boss blinked in wonder, and said with a smile: "Guest officer, don't joke with me, I don't have any beef in this small shop, why don't I bring you a bowl of three delicacies?" For braised noodles, how about a poached egg?"

"Okay! Give me another bottle of pulsating, uh~ rice wine, do you have rice wine..."

It was only then that Zhao Guanren remembered that cattle could not be killed casually in ancient times, and it seems that it is the same here, but he fell into a cigarette addiction again after sitting down. He only hated that Zhao Ziqiang was more impatient than him, and sent him here naked. is an unknown.

"Three delicacies braised noodles are here..."

The boss brought a steaming bowl of noodles. The portion was so large that Zhao Guanren was startled. It was at least two large bowls. He subconsciously asked, "How much is your noodles? Such a big bowl wants to kill me." !"

"Hehe~"

The boss had a farmer's cunning on his face, rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "I see that you are so hungry that you want to eat cows, so I will naturally serve you the biggest bowl, and specially put a few extra prawns for you. It only costs 35 yuan." Money, Mi Niang will only charge you three dollars!"

"You are ruthless! You will kill me when you come up..."

Zhao Guanren glanced at the sign on the wall. A bowl of green onion noodles only costs four dollars. This guy directly gave him a luxurious set meal. It seems that no matter what era, people in business are thieves, but he was also a profiteer. very understanding.

"I just came here to join my relatives, sit down and chat with me..."

Zhao Guanren took out a small silver bean and threw it to the boss generously. The boss was overjoyed and sat down to chat with him. In fact, the boss's accent was softer than Wu Nong's. If his father wasn't from Suzhou and Hangzhou, he would definitely not understand it. Mandarin is similar to Mandarin.

'Lantai County! '

Zhao Guanren finally knew that this was Lantai County, but it was definitely not a parallel time and space, because this was an era called the Dashun Dynasty.

The name Dashun sounds auspicious and rustic, but it has existed for more than 100 years. It has the same name as the peasant dynasty established by Li Zicheng, but it has a different fate.

'It's over!Traveled to an alien space...'

Zhao Guanren chatted with the boss while eating noodles. Lantai County is one of the big counties in the south-central region, with developed water transportation and a land of fish and rice. But before that, there were no Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, and there was no Yangtze River and Yellow River. The most terrible thing was not the Tianqi period. .

"By the way! Have you ever heard of Bashan Spirit Pagoda..."

Zhao Guanren put down half a bowl of noodles and burped, but the boss nodded and said, "No one knows about Bashan Spirit Pagoda. It's a place where gods come from. It used to be the territory of our Dashun, but now it's occupied by people from Daji Kingdom. I can’t get it back after more than ten years!”

"Good luck? Is there still a country of Italy..."

Zhao Guanren almost spit out the rice wine from his mouth. The country's name was chosen too casually, so it was so auspicious.

"I've never heard of it, did you just come out of the mountains..."

The boss shook his head and said: "Shunji Changtai! These four characters were left by the immortals on the Bashan Spirit Pagoda. I took the first Shun character when the country was founded. Chang'an Kingdom, and Fanbang's Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, they are all thieves, steal our characters to keep us safe!"

"Could it be too early, it's not yet the year of the apocalypse..."

Zhao Guanren murmured to himself, but since there is the Bashan Spirit Pagoda, it means that he has come to the right place, maybe in a few years there will be another Emperor Tianqi. After all, Zhao Ziqiang will send them to Tianqi for two years, which means that the new emperor has just ascended the throne not long ago. .

"Whose mansion is that diagonally opposite, it's so grand..."

Zhao Guanren pointed to the big house of the little lady, and the boss said: "Bian's mansion! Bian Yuan's family, his family was originally the most wealthy man in our Ningzhou Prefecture, an imperial businessman who received the imperial salary, but it has declined these years. Let’s save face with this mansion!”

"Oh!"

Zhao Guanren pretended to be enlightened and said: "It turned out to be Bian's residence. There is a very beautiful eldest lady in his family. What's her name is Bian, is she married?"

"You're talking about Bian Xianglan, Miss Bian, how beautiful is she..."

The boss said contemptuously: "Miss Bian has no flesh, she is tall and big, and her character is hard. She can't get married in her 20s, and the Bian family has no adult males. Her life is in her hands. There is a saying As the old saying goes, when a woman is in charge of the house, the house will collapse!"

"The taste is different, we can't chat..."

Zhao Guanren wiped his mouth and walked out. Miss Bian's supermodel figure and looks would be disliked by others in this day and age, but he couldn't just chat with the boss alone. If the chat continued, it would definitely be suspicious.

"Eat fish! Fresh big carp..."

"Take a look! Take a look, the tiger skin plaster that can cure all diseases..."

"Guest officer! The best Huojing persimmons, do you want to buy a few and try..."

The streets and alleys were full of shouts. Zhao Guanren felt that he had followed Hengdian Film and Television City. The ancients were not as backward as he imagined. Yu Jun.

"so beautiful……"

Zhao Guanren squeezed into the crowd to watch juggling, and then got into the teahouse to listen to books. Everything he read was fresh, and he didn't feel the loneliness that other people had traveled through. He could even get used to ghost towns full of dead bodies. In a big county, he is as easy as traveling.

"Da Lang! Let's have two pancakes..."

Zhao Guanren came to a shop with a smile on his face, looking around for Pan Jinlian, but he was actually handed two steamed buns, and he realized that cooking cakes were not sesame cakes, but when he touched the sleeves, he was dumbfounded, and the sleeves were actually cut off A big hole was made.

"Damn it! How dare you steal my money..."

Zhao Guanren threw down the cake angrily, but he had been to too many places just now, and he didn't know where his sleeves were cut off, and a dozen taels of money were gone.

However, he is still facing the most difficult problem. Modern people need an ID card to open a house, and ancient people also need an official certificate. He is an alien, let alone a shop, and ordinary people dare not take him in. When the curfew is at night, he Anyone who sleeps on the street will be arrested.

"Too bad! I really have to go back and blackmail Bian Nini..."

Zhao Guanren walked back with a face full of mourning. In this era, all countries advocated force, and there were all kinds of secret books on cultivation all over the street, and many of them boasted that they could become immortals.

Even though Zhao Ziqiang promised that there are no immortal cultivators, he can't resist them being able to fight. Bian Xianglan, a businesswoman, can beat him all over the place. The force value of ordinary people can be seen. He is really afraid that Bian Xianglan will bribe a few masters and unload him. eight dollars.

Chapter 0418

"Identity! How can I mix up a legal identity..."

Zhao Guanren has been thinking about this all the way. In this era, it is difficult to move without identity, especially for an alien like him who parachuted into the city and has no record of entering the city.

"I'm not your son, you recognize the wrong person..."

A young man suddenly ran out from the alley, cursing and cursing with displeasure on his face. Zhao Guanren raised his head in surprise and saw an old woman lying on the ground crying, "Tian Sheng! Come back quickly, mother is waiting for you!" You, my son!"

"Sister! What's going on..."

Zhao Guanren walked up to a middle-aged woman. The woman ate melon seeds and said, "I'm crazy about my son. I heard that both of her sons were killed in battle. The youngest son came to the city to collect money, but halfway through, he was given by a thief." If you kill her, she will come here every day to cry out for her soul!"

"It's so miserable..."

Zhao Guanren muttered thoughtfully, and the woman turned around and went back to her small courtyard. He immediately stepped forward and called out tentatively, "Mom!"

"..."

The old woman trembled all over suddenly, and raised her head tremblingly. After taking a closer look at Zhao Guanren, she suddenly got up and hugged him, crying loudly, "Son! You're back, mother! You are so miserable!"

"Mom! I'm fine, it's just that the money was robbed by thieves. I haven't chased after it for a few days..."

Zhao Guanren patted the old woman's back and comforted him softly, and the old woman grabbed his hand and said excitedly: "It's good to be back! You can earn more when the money is gone. Nothing is more important than anything else. Go back to dinner with mother, mother has done it." A table of delicious food is waiting for you!"

"okay!"

Zhao Guanren beamed with the old woman's arm, he had done a good job and good deeds, he had settled down, maybe he could get his identity mixed up, and when the time came, he would go to the north to find Bashan Spirit Pagoda, and then meet Lu Datou , the road will be unimpeded.

"Mom! What kind of place is this..."

Zhao Guanren looked at a house in surprise. The area of ​​the house was not small, but it had obviously been unoccupied for a long time. Not to mention the door was rotten into two pieces of broken wood, and through the cracks, weeds could be seen. Broken yard.

"Why did you forget, this is your elder brother's house, isn't your brother's house ours..."

The old woman happily pushed the door open, and Zhao Guanren's heart sank as soon as he entered the door. This dilapidated place is actually more terrifying than a ghost house. At least there are not so many mosquitoes in the ghost house. Can make do.

"mother!"

Zhao Guanren asked depressedly: "Does our family still have money? Is the old house in the country still there?"

"How can there be no money..."

The old woman took out two strings of copper coins and a small piece of broken silver from her bosom, stuffed them to him and said with a smile: "I miss the old house, and we will buy it when you become a high-ranking official. The food is all in the pot." It's hot, eat it yourself, mother will call the servant over!"

The old woman ran out happily, looking like a rich old lady.

"Your servant? Don't go digging other people's graves..."

Zhao Guanren walked into the big house with a wry smile, fully appreciating what it means to be barren. Apart from a pile of broken tables and chairs, there are only two old beds that look decent, but the bedding is so dirty that no one can see it.

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