But fortunately for him, the natal fire has been developing horizontally.

The soul power is enough to compete with two or three yellow fire ranks, and it is not much worse than the red fire rank, but the color has not changed a little bit, just like a small faucet installed in a big water tower, even if you use the strength of feeding, you still can't compete with others Fountain in small pool.

"No wonder no one puts the natal fire in the dantian. The big bladder is paired with a little brother, so I can't urinate..."

Zhao Guanren left the quiet room with a sigh, but Qi Sha and Matchmaker had just arrived in the living room, and Zhou Miao also hurried downstairs after receiving the news.

"Hurry up and get ready..."

Qisha roared and said anxiously: "Yongye just gave us an expedition order, let us attack a valley camp of the Dark Demons, the opponent's strength is at least 50, it is estimated to be one of the vanguard troops, and it is only a few kilometers away from us. ten miles!"

"map!"

Zhao Guanren immediately walked to the dining table. The matchmaker spread out a military map and drew the camp of the Black Demons with a red pen.

"This is definitely not the vanguard, this is a fucking bait..."

Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "Humans have a position in the rear, as long as they move forward a few tens of kilometers, the artillery fire can cover it completely, and there is a flat river outside the valley, we have no place to hide if we want to hide. If the Dark Demon rushes out and slashes, we will be finished!"

"But Yongye has already given the order to die, and he wants to save face..."

Qi Sha patted the map and said: "Yong Ye only gave us five days, Zhou Xuanye and Duo Jiu Prison's troops are about to leave, if we lose, they will rush up to take over our squad, and Yong Ye will take me You will not end well either!"

Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said, "I don't care if you want to die, but I won't take the initiative to jump into the pit!"

"Brother! It's so difficult that you still don't understand the style of the dead. The soldiers of the dead are all consumables, and it's not you and me who are sent to death..."

Qisha said seriously: "As long as we can win, I don't care how much I sacrifice. We mobilized 200 million troops to attack the valley, leaving [-] corpses and eating the rest. This way Yongye will have face, and we will also There will be no trouble!"

"Let's fight! Husband..."

Zhou Miao said: "Two million troops is just a drop in the bucket for the dead, but this is your first battle, you must show your momentum to everyone. If 200 million is not enough, add another 200 million. If Qisha loses If you do, your life will be lost!"

Zhao Guanren crossed his arms and asked, "Where are Hei Banruo and Bai Ming?"

"I have returned to their territory..."

Qisha replied: "Yongye doesn't allow them to leave half a step, and they all stay in the dark area to guard. A group of black demons passed by outside the Baiming territory, and Yongye forbade her to attack. I don't know what went wrong, but they I sent someone to inquire about your situation, and I told the truth!"

"Go ahead! You don't need 200 million, 30 is enough..."

Zhao Guanren pointed to the map and began to make a plan. Qisha and Matchmaker listened carefully, and accepted all opinions as they were ordered, without raising any objections.

"You go to rectify the army first, I will come as soon as I put on my armor, and set off at twelve o'clock at noon..."

Zhao Guanren took a deep breath and walked upstairs. Zhou Miao hurriedly followed to help him put on the armor. Naturally, the coach couldn't wear sportswear on the battlefield, and he had already bought a set of shiny full-coverage boards from the dwarf master. First.

"A lot! Don't be afraid when you wake up, just wait for me, you know..."

Zhao Guanren held Zhou Miao's shoulders, and Zhou Miao looked at him in confusion, but suddenly a ball of light burst out from Zhao Guanren's hand, and he pressed lightly on the back of her head, and Zhou Miao immediately rolled his eyes, softly fainted in his arms.

"Xiao Yu! Come up here..."

Zhao Guanren put Zhou Miao on the bed, opened the door and yelled, a slim maid quickly ran up, but Zhao Guanren knocked him out as soon as he entered the door.

"You want to cheat me! You guys are a little tender..."

With a sullen face, Zhao Guanren took out the magic ring, put it directly on the maid's ankle, followed the stripped maid and changed into Zhou Miao's clothes, then climbed up to the rooftop with the maid in his arms, whistled, A thin harpy descended from the sky.

"Go! I didn't tell you not to come down..."

Zhao Guanren patted the harpy on the shoulder, and the harpy immediately grabbed the maid and flew into the sky, before disappearing into the dark twilight.

"It's time to move, humans..."

Zhao Guanren walked to the edge of the roof and looked down. A dozen humans nodded slightly, and quickly got into his big villa.

Chapter 0243 Let's Learn Cat Meow Together

As the saying goes, there are tens of thousands of people, boundless, and the large army of 30 corpse soldiers is even more terrifying, crowded together like a tide like the sea, occupying all the streets in an entire district, and even the roofs and the sky are full of people. The figures of the corpse soldiers ranged from tall to short, fat and thin.

"Da da da……"

A rare white corpse horse slowly walked onto the street, and the large army of corpse soldiers separated automatically, making way for a straight road for it. The corpse soldiers present all knelt down and lowered His wild head.

of course!

The person riding the white horse was not necessarily Tang Seng, but could also be a senior official of Zhao, and the senior official Zhao himself did not expect that the corpse soldiers who chased him around the city like a dog turned into the masters of these corpse soldiers today.

"Good fortune tricks people!"

Zhao Guanren lifted off the silver helmet visor, and lit a cigarette leisurely. He seemed to enjoy the way thousands of corpse soldiers surrendered to him, but he should really enjoy it. Among the 30 corpse soldiers, he was the only human being. Single seedling.

"Why didn't Mrs. Zun come to see you off..."

Qisha came out of the intersection on a giant wolf, followed by a wave of wolf cavalry, but the heavy cavalry led by Zhu Tou Crazy followed far behind, looking aggrieved by a little mother.

"Do you think this is a place where people stay..."

Zhao Guanren exhaled smoke at her and said, "30 corpse soldiers, the corpse aura is soaring to the sky, if my wife's delicate body is polluted, my son won't settle accounts with me after he is born, it's just a small battle , go and come back!"

"Then let's go to war, Generalissimo..."

Qi Sha rode up beside him with a smile on his face, sensible enough to be half a body behind him, while Zhao Guanren took out a flare gun and shot it into the sky with a "bang".

"Wow~"

The 30 red-eyed corpse soldiers all stood up, and the [-] harpies instantly covered the sky. The leader with the sword shield and the tower shield walked in front. The middle array was all spearmen, followed by skeleton archers, and a large number The cavalry was at the end.

"Let's meow together, meow meow together, and prepare to sing..."

Zhao Guanren waved his hand in high spirits, and the high-ranking corpse soldiers who could talk raised their heads together, and all of them started a chorus reflexively.

"Meow meow together..."

Qisha also likes this song very much, with black cat tails flicking back and forth, she took the initiative to lead a group of female cat people to sing very happily, even the giant wolves of the wolf cavalry shook their heads and looked like they were having a seizure .

"Seven evil spirits! How long will it take to leave the dark area..."

After Zhao Guanren sang, he flicked the cigarette butt in his hand, hitting a female orc's buttocks, and turned around and smiled at him coquettishly.

Qi Sha smiled and said: "If you speed up the march, you should be able to go out at seven o'clock tonight. We are at the center of the sky!"

"I'll go! If I knew I was driving a tractor, what kind of horse would I ride..."

Zhao Guanren shook his head sullenly, but Qisha smiled and said, "I have prepared a sedan chair for you, you can go in and rest if you are tired, but are you sure that 30 people will be able to settle the Black Demon? Now, this queen will lose her life!"

"Ann! I don't want you to die..."

Zhao Guanren touched her face casually, Qi Sha saw his confident face, smiled slightly and said nothing, but would Zhao Guanren really know how to dispatch troops? Anyone who knew him knew the answer was yes.

He will not!

He doesn't even know where the archers should be. He can fight big devils, but it doesn't mean he has the ability to command 30 troops. He is only good at small gang crimes. 30 people are basically the upper limit. Almost never won.

"Oh, no! I have to fuck..."

Zhao Guanren suddenly clutched his belly and kicked his horse away. He quickly ran to a caravan by the side of the road, jumped off the horse, and got in.

"There's a lot of excrement and urine on the lazy donkey..."

Qisha rolled his eyes angrily, had no choice but to lead the wolf cavalry to follow, and said with a smile: "Marshal! You are the only human here, so why be embarrassed? It's convenient to squat on the road and no one will look at you ah!"

"Hiss~ oh..."

Zhao Guanren groaned in pain, and after a while he said: "A lot of the food you sent is expired, it ruined my stomach, and I didn't bring any paper, so you come in and give me your tail. I'll give it back to you after cleaning it!"

"My tail doesn't have much hair and I can't wipe it clean. I'll find you a little fox..."

Qisha beckoned lazily, and a white-tailed fox lady ran over immediately, raised her tail and got in without hesitation.

"Hahaha……"

Who knew that the little fox girl giggled and said coquettishly: "My lord! No, we will fall behind if we delay any longer. I will serve you in the sedan chair, okay?"

"No hurries?"

Zhao Guanren smiled lewdly and said, "It takes seven or eight hours to get outside. When I'm done, I'll catch up with you in time. Take off the leather armor and let me appreciate it!"

"My lord! It's really not good, delaying the military plane will kill you, alas~ my lord..."

"Zhao Guanren!"

Qisha slammed open the door and got into the RV, grabbed the half-undressed little fox girl, threw it out of the car, and said angrily: "I have prepared a ready-made sedan chair for you, you can do whatever you want, but you If you insist on staying here and not leaving, what exactly do you want to do?"

"I can't use it on the sedan chair, I have to relax before the big battle..."

Zhao Guanren sat on the small bed of the caravan, took off the plate armor that was in the way, walked up to her with a smile and closed the door, and even touched her tail.

"what are you doing?"

Qisha hurriedly pushed him back and said angrily, "Don't even try to do anything to me. Although I am your subordinate, I have no obligation to accompany you to relax. You can choose my subordinates as you like. They are much prettier than me!"

"But I have a soft spot for you..."

Zhao Guanren took out a tin can, opened it, handed it to her and said, "Little cat! This is a small gift I specially prepared for you. Whether you let me touch it or not, I have to express my feelings for you." , do you smell the fragrance?"

"what is this……"

Qisha subconsciously leaned over and sniffed, but she suddenly trembled, grabbed Zhao Guanren's wrist and sniffed deeply several times, and said excitedly: "It smells so good! It smells so good, I feel...I feel like I'm going to float , meow~”

Qisha let out a meow like a cat in heat, drooling out of excitement, then stuck out his tongue and licked a big mouthful in the jar, then fell to the ground, rolling back and forth with his tail between his legs, his face flushed Tearing off the leather armor.

"Wow! The effect is so good..."

Zhao Guanren sniffed the small tin can in surprise, and hurriedly picked out a ball of green slime, spread it all over his body, squatted down, and said with a smirk: "Hey~ You are really a naughty cat, catnip tastes good Well, I still have a lot on me!"

"Meow~"

"Queen! Are you okay..."

The matchmaker opened the car door suspiciously, and suddenly saw Qisha pressing Zhao Guanren to the ground, hugging his head and kissing and kissing, looking like a wild cat girl who was about to eat people.

"Do you think she looks like something is wrong..."

Zhao Guanren held Qisha in his arms by the waist, and said with a lewd smile: "The battle is imminent! Relax, you all wait patiently outside for a while, we will come out after we finish our work!"

"Uh~ ok!"

The matchmaker closed the door with a strange expression on her face. I am afraid that no one in the dead would take chastity seriously except Qingbai Shuangjiao. Qisha didn't let Zhao Guanren touch it just for face, and it had nothing to do with chastity.

"My lord! Your Majesty, she won't..."

The little fox lady came over in surprise, and the matchmaker waved her hand lightly and said, "Zhao Guanren has been coveting His Majesty for a long time, and he deliberately refused to leave. guy!"

"Your Majesty is not a person, do you want me to go in and help..."

The little fox lady tiptoed to the window, peeked through the gap in the curtain, immediately covered her mouth and ran back laughing: "Your Majesty is so coquettish... no no! I mean Your Majesty is so excited, I guess Zhao Guanren is also a little bit The method has provoked His Majesty to be emotional!"

"Dead girl!"

The matchmaker slapped her reproachfully, and said with feigned anger: "Your Majesty is also the one you can peek at, and then I gouged out your eyeballs, just stay here for me honestly, if your majesty doesn't ask you not to go, that's right! Go get a bucket of clean water, His Majesty will wash it later!"

"Meow~"

There was another ecstatic meow in the RV, which made the matchmaker cover her mouth and laugh, but the wait lasted for more than 20 minutes. Although the RV stopped shaking, Qisha was still meowing non-stop.

"Why are you so coquettish, you won't really taste the sweetness..."

The matchmaker frowned suspiciously, but a cat man suddenly ran over and said, "My lord! Your Majesty's voice doesn't seem quite right. This is not the sound of a female cat in heat, but it seems to be insane. It's so confusing!"

"Oops!"

The matchmaker rushed over and yanked the car door open, but Zhao Guanren had disappeared. Only Qisha with disheveled hair was left curled up on the ground, holding Zhao Guanren's armor and meowing. The silly look of helping to give birth to a baby.

The male cat man covered his nose and exclaimed: "No! Cat love grass, cat love grass with ingredients, Your Majesty is poisoned!"

"Quickly detoxify His Majesty..."

The matchmaker rushed in anxiously and opened the small bed, but there was still no sign of Zhao Guanren. She immediately tore off the roof angrily, jumped on the roof to look around, but the surrounding area was already surrounded by the army, Zhao Guanren turned into a fly Can't escape.

"typical!"

The matchmaker suddenly realized something, and immediately jumped out of the car and got down on the ground to have a look.

really!

There was a manhole cover removed under the car, and a big hole was cut in the chassis of the RV. Zhao Guanren must have gotten into the sewer from the car.

"Hurry up! Go to the Light Tower and chase after Zhao Guanren, don't let him escape..."

The matchmaker yelled as if jumping, at this time Qisha also came to his senses, and rolled out of the car naked.

"Your Majesty! Are you okay..."

The matchmaker hurried over to support her, but Qisha thumped the ground and howled angrily: "Bastard! The bastard spoiled people, and he even spoiled my old lady. I want to tear his woman into pieces. Hurry up!" I'll get Zhou Miao down!"

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