one step closer to the end

"Haha~ Riding a dog when I was young, it rains when I get married..."

Lu Datou came over with the booty, touched Sa Dan's head and said with a smile: "There is a saying that an orc will never be a slave, unless you have food and shelter, and I will dye you white hair later, saying that you It's a Samoyed, but you have to close your ghost eyes!"

"No problem! It's easy..."

Sadan immediately hid the will-o'-the-wisp in his eyes, and ran to Xuan Ye's body to flip the bracelet. Who knew that a little devil suddenly groaned and sat up in a daze. sexy.

"Come and carry me!"

Bai Ming beckoned lightly, but the other party just got up and fell to the ground again. Lu Datou immediately ran over salivating, helped her up and said, "Boss lady! Is your subordinate married? If not, Can you make it cheaper for me?"

"This is my war slave, she is a dead person..."

Bai Ming looked at Zhao Guanren subconsciously, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said, "It's not enough to be a dead fish. Besides, dead people can also get married in the dark. This matter is up to you. Tonight, we will have double happiness. Find two Let's have a bridal chamber together!"

"Thank you boss! Thank you lady boss..."

Lu Datou hugged the little devil in surprise, the little devil who had just woken up was full of confusion, but Bai Ming asked strangely: "Do you really mind marrying the dead, dark marriage...it's very bad luck!"

"Even if you are a ghost, I dare to sleep..."

Zhao Guanren picked her up directly by the waist, and walked down the mountain swaggeringly. Lu Datou also hugged the little devil and kissed him fiercely, and said excitedly: "I also have a wife of the devil king. When I go back, I will post a circle of friends. I can brag about it for a lifetime." ! Haha~”

Chapter 0177

There was a heavy rain at midnight, and a county town that had been silent for a long time finally came back to life. Not only were candles lit up in the largest house, but the kitchen was filled with aromas.

"boss!"

Lu Datou was squatting beside the earthen stove filling firewood, and asked in a low voice: "Do you really trust Bai Ming? She is the first of the eight demon kings, and she is also the second child among the eighteen demon kings. She is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp. It will be troublesome if she regains her strength and turns against us!"

"You think I'm willing to play with fire. We won't be able to get out until she recovers her strength. Hei Prajna must be waiting for us at the door..."

Zhao Guanren sat down and took out a piece of firewood, lit a cigarette, and said: "When Baiming was still wearing crotch pants, Hei Prajna was the devil king, which means that he already knew that he could not advance and would be destroyed if he advanced, so the fake monk is the real treacherous and cunning person." !"

"I think so too……"

Lu Datou said thoughtfully: "The fake monk never showed up before, probably because he knew that Yong Ye had come in, so he just hid and stood by and watched. In the end, he was the only one who was not injured, but anyway, Bai Ming is not a good person. Stubble!"

"Nonsense! Of course Bai Ming is not a vegetarian, but killing me will do her no good..."

Zhao Guanren said: "The big-tailed wolf just told me that even if Bai Ming sits still, his cultivation level will automatically increase. Once he breaks through, her death will come, so she has to rebel, and I am her best." Partner, do you understand?"

"I think so..."

Lu Datou patted him on the back and said: "Even if you don't take Yu Ruyi, you still have to take the lead. The hatred between you and Yong Ye is inseparable. Either you die or it dies. The only way is to completely overthrow Yong Ye and eliminate all zombies. You have a way to survive!"

"Sigh~ forcing her to become a prostitute, I will cry if I talk too much..."

Zhao Guanren sighed and shook his head, but Lu Datou said harshly: "Let's take their girls to sacrifice to the flag tonight, as long as we can't do it to death, we will do it to death, that's right! Sex with zombies will have side effects, right? We may be No.1 in ancient and modern times!"

"Cross the river by feeling the stones, explore by yourself, a man should be brave enough to take risks..."

Zhao Guanren took a can of sesame oil and stuffed it into his arms, got up and opened the instant noodles in the pot, after eating, the two divided up a box of Durex, and ran into the house energetically, seeing the big black wolf lying on the cool bed Eyes repose.

"You go outside and watch, what if the fake monk comes to the door..."

Zhao Guanren walked over and kicked its ass, and Hei Lang opened his eyes and muttered, "It's raining outside! The fur is wet and uncomfortable, don't worry, I have very good hearing, and I'll definitely be able to detect someone approaching!"

"Damn it! You've become more particular, beware of being slaughtered for fur coats..."

Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked to the wing room. The two rooms on the left and right were lit with candlelight. Lu Datou couldn't wait to smile lewdly and said: "Boss! Thanks to you, I'll go to have fun first, and we can blow it up when we meet people. Ning Cai What a fart, I have slept with zombies! Haha~"

"you……"

As soon as Zhao Guanren was about to speak, he ran away, hurriedly pushed open the door on the right, only to see that the internet celebrity-faced little demon king was sitting by the bed and brushing his hair, he had already changed into a bright red embroidered dress, and his purple eyes sparkled Looking at him brightly, she actually showed a bit of shyness.

"master!"

The little devil shyly got up and said a blessing, Lu Datou sat down on the bedside arrogantly, put a can of sesame oil on the bedside, and said: "Since you are a married woman, you must learn to serve others in the future. Take it off, and get a basin of water to wash my feet for the master!"

"Yes! Master..."

The little devil squatted beside him obediently, helped him take off his shoes and socks without hesitation, and then closed the door with small steps. Zhao Guanren had no choice but to turn around and walk to the opposite side, while scratching his head and muttering: "Isn't that the jar of sesame oil? Could it be lard?"

"Squeak~"

Zhao Guanren gently pushed the door open, only to see that Bai Ming was sitting cross-legged on the ancient bed and meditating. She had obviously taken a bath, her wet short ear-length hair was tucked behind her head, and she was wearing a long white long dress in ancient clothes. pants.

"Don't touch me! I'm in the middle of recovery..."

Bai Ming closed his eyes expressionlessly, Zhao Guanren closed the door and sat on the bed, took off his shoes and crossed his legs, staring at her with a smile.

"you……"

Bai Ming quickly frowned, and said anxiously: "Go to the next door to sleep, don't bother me here, if I can't recover before Hei Banruo arrives, you will be chopped off by him Come on, you can't get close to him by yourself!"

"joke!"

Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "There is no reason for a husband and wife to sleep in separate rooms, not to mention that I am protecting you, a fake monk can't do anything to me, so stop practicing, lie down and sleep with me!"

"Bang~"

Bai Ming suddenly jumped up and kicked him onto the bed, stepped on his face skillfully with his bare feet, and stared condescendingly: "Aren't you very powerful, you have the ability to escape from my feet, don't think I don't know, you are You want me to bail you out!"

"Damn it! You want to rebel, you..."

Zhao Guanren scolded angrily: "You dared to commit domestic violence just after you passed the door. If you give you some color, you still don't have to go to the house to expose the tiles. I'll count to three. If you don't take your feet away again, I will let you know the family history." The Lord is amazing, one! Two! Two point five, two point six!"

"Three! Three! Three..."

Bai Ming gritted his teeth and crushed his face, angrily said: "You are the head of the family, the little skeletons under my command are better than you, if you have the ability, you can beat me down, if I lose, I can let you have a bridal chamber, otherwise I will step on your face for the rest of my life!"

"You really think I'm afraid of you, don't you..."

Zhao Guanren grabbed her foot and pushed it twice, but he couldn't move it at all, so he said, "Do you dare to make a bet with me, if I beat you off the bed, you will take off your clothes with me!" Bridal chamber, otherwise I will never pester you for the rest of my life!"

"Okay! Come on, I'll give you a hand..."

Bai Ming stood on the edge of the bed and raised his hand behind his back. Zhao Guanren got up angrily, and suddenly knelt down with a "plop". Unexpectedly, Bai Ming suddenly flashed behind him and kicked him off the bed. Kicked it down, and fell like a dog eating shit.

Zhao Guanren turned over angrily, and shouted, "You're lying! I'm not ready yet!"

"Don't you just want to use enchantment..."

Bai Ming sneered and said: "Xuan Ye was hit by your trick before, so you can run away from him, but I have already seen through your trick, I really want to kill you, if you don't kneel down, I will move your head , hurry up and get out, don't be ashamed of yourself here!"

"Hmph~ you tigress..."

Zhao Guanren got up indignantly and said, "I don't even dislike your death. You still pick and choose. I don't have to put hot face on your cold ass anymore. I will write you a letter of divorce immediately and pay you back completely." Liberty, let you be an abandoned wife!"

"you……"

Bai Ming's eyes suddenly burst into purple light, and he pointed at him furiously and said, "Zhao! If you dare to insult me ​​by writing a letter of divorce today, I, Bai Ming, will die with you. If you don't believe me, just try it!"

"My good daughter-in-law, can't you be gentle..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly climbed onto the bed, pushed her down, held her hand and said, "I'm your man, if you slap me in the face, you're slapping yourself, and you have to let outsiders laugh at you, good boy! Lie down and let's have a good chat." !"

"Don't touch me..."

Bai Ming threw away his hands angrily, turned around and lay down facing inside.

"Sure enough, it's soft but not hard..."

Zhao Guanren thought to himself, and immediately hugged her from behind and said, "Baibai! I know I have wronged you, and you will get married without three matchmakers and six certificates, but I assure you that if conditions permit, you will definitely use eight sedan chairs, and you will have a good time." I married you!"

"This is impossible, you and I know it well..."

Bai Ming slowly turned around and lay flat, looked at the top of the ancient bed and said softly: "Once you leave the secret realm, Yongye will definitely send someone to hunt you down. If I protect you, I will die. If I don't protect you, you will die." I have to die, so..."

"You really think of me as a little boy who eats soft rice..."

Zhao Guanren turned her over to face him, and said, "I don't need you to protect me. It's not that easy for Yongye to kill me. Besides, since I can kill it twice, I can kill it three or four times. You just need to protect me." Well, you can just do it yourself, after you go out, you will treat me as if you don't know me!"

"Why did you marry me..."

Bai Ming's eyes suddenly softened, and he stared deeply into his eyes.

"You look good..."

Zhao Guanren stroked her hair and said with a smile, "I've never seen such a special girl like you. I like your independent and self-reliant character. After I found out that you are a woman, I fell in love with you!"

"Whether what you say is true or not, I thank you..."

Bai Ming suddenly took the initiative to hug him, kissed him lightly on the lips, and said softly: "The bridal chamber! This is our first time, and it may be the last time. If we can't save you, I hope you don't blame me." , I have more important things to accomplish!"

"I don't blame you! But you have to give me your bellyband..."

Zhao Guanren was stimulated to get on the horse, pressed her on the bed and gave her a wolf kiss. The kiss was so infatuated that Bai Ming blushed even without a heartbeat. He even hugged him hard, and responded clumsily and earnestly.

"Wait a moment!"

Bai Ming grabbed his hand subconsciously, looked at the bright red bellyband on his hand, and asked in a shy voice: "You...why do you always want to take off my pants, wouldn't it be fine to take off the bellyband?"

"How can you have a bridal chamber without taking off your pants?"

Zhao Guanren looked at her in astonishment, but Bai Ming asked stupidly: "Why do you have to take off your trousers in the bridal chamber? Kiss, take off your bellyband, and then lie down in bed and sleep. Isn't the bridal chamber complete? Does it count if you take off your clothes and sleep together?"

"Take your hands away, and my husband will teach you what a real bridal chamber is..."

Zhao Guanren almost burst out laughing in his heart, the White Demon King who kills without batting an eye is actually a novice in this field, but when Bai Ming obediently let go, there was a sudden scream from outside.

"Boom~"

Bai Ming suddenly pushed Zhao Guanren away, picked up the soul-killing knife beside the bed and jumped off the bed, Zhao Guanren shouted in a hurry: "Put on your clothes, you can't let others see you!"

"It's so annoying! Let you stay out of the bridal chamber..."

Bai Ming grabs his sweater in shame and anger, puts it on his body, breaks the window with a knife and jumps out...

Chapter 0178

"Boom~"

Bai Ming broke open the window of the wing room with a knife, and the figure flashed into the courtyard, and the black wolf in the form of Sadan also jumped out at the same time. After the two sides looked at each other in surprise, they could only hear the screams in the west wing room, and the woman's anxious voice. Shouts.

"Boom~"

Bai Ming slashed open the door, only to see that the little demon king was running around with disheveled hair, while Lu Datou curled up on the bed and covered his lower body, his whole face was flushed red, and at the same time he screamed in pain: "Water! Give me water, I can't do it!"

"I'm coming……"

The little devil panicked and ran back with a basin of water, knelt on the bed to help Lu Datou wipe it off, Zhao Guanren also ran out with a black knife at this moment, and said in surprise: "Big head! What's wrong with you? Have you broken the excitement?"

"Ah~"

Bai Ming sighed dejectedly and said: "This is the price of a ghost marriage. We look like living people, but in fact, our body is very heavy. Once the corpse's breath invades the living body, it will cause a serious illness, or even die on the spot. Stop here too, I don't want to hurt you!"

"No! He put on chili oil..."

The little devil turned his head in embarrassment, and Lu Datou also stopped howling miserably at this time, crying with tears streaming down his face: "I took the wrong jar, the sesame oil turned into chili oil, Xiuxiu doesn't care about chili oil." It feels like I thought I was looking for excitement on purpose, but I'm so hot!"

"You unlucky boy, hahaha..."

Zhao Guanren patted his legs and almost broke his belly laughing, but Bai Ming asked with a confused face: "But why did he apply sesame oil? Xiuxiu, why are you still bleeding? What are you doing?"

"The bridal chamber! I'm no longer a girl..."

Xiu Xiu also blinked inexplicably, so Bai Ming had no choice but to wave to her, Xiu Xiu put on Lu Datou's coat and came out, followed Bai Ming to the corner, and whispered an explanation in her ear.

"Ah? So that's how it is. I thought kissing would be enough..."

Baiming looked at her in amazement, Xiuxiu smiled "puchi" and said, "Master! I didn't understand it before, but later I went with you to Chishan Fort. I saw the CD at the inn and then I understood. I'll give you the CD later. What is my kind sister-in-law!"

"Let me ask you! Didn't he get the body gas into his body..."

Bai Ming quietly glanced at the back, Xiuxiu shook her head and said: "Not at all! The body odor disappeared as soon as it entered his mouth, and there was a delicious smell in his mouth, I trembled with excitement when I smelled it, The saliva is coming out, I can't control myself at all!"

"Sure enough, it's not my problem. In fact, Zhao Guanren kissed me outside. At that time, his mouth smelled of smoke, and the smell of corpses also entered his body..."

Bai Ming frowned and said: "But after he found Baiyu Academy, he changed. When he kissed me on the mountain, I felt that the fire of my soul was about to fly out. I really wanted to swallow him in one gulp, and the breath of corpses had no effect on him. I guess they have some adventures in the academy!"

"I searched and asked..."

Xiuxiu whispered: "I rummaged through his clothes, and there was nothing special. He also said that he only brought a jade ruyi from the academy, and it shattered after blowing up Yong Ye. Yong Ye is too cunning. , if the deity comes here, it will definitely make its soul fly away!"

"Do you... like Lu Datou..."

Bai Ming looked at her with piercing eyes, Xiuxiu was stunned for a moment and then said: "I don't know what it's like to like someone, I've never thought about it, but I'm... quite happy, he's very funny, He's the funniest person I've ever met!"

"What if I asked you to kill him..."

Baiming's eyes suddenly turned cold, Xiuxiu immediately puffed up her chest and said, "Xiuxiu is the master's servant, you gave me her soul, you will never show mercy if you let me kill me, what kind of husband and wife, what kind of love between men and women, It's not important to us dead!"