"?????"
"That counts? You have two arms!"
Meng Hang didn't care how many muddy horses drifted past his heart, he pinched his cheek with his left hand and squeezed his mouth open.
Holding the dagger in his right hand, he slowly inserted it into his mouth.
Ye Fan's pupils shrank instantly, and the coldness and iron smell coming from his mouth made his goosebumps shudder.
"Li.....Li...Do you want to do something wrong!"
Ye Fan shook his head desperately while roaring indistinctly.
"What are you doing? Of course I'm punishing you!"
After finishing speaking, Meng Hang violently stirred the dagger in his mouth.
"what!"
A miserable howl resounded throughout the space.
When Ye Fan recovered from the severe pain trembling all over, he was shocked to find that there was another himself and Meng Hang next to him.
The two Meng Hang holding short knives said in unison:
"The first sentence of spiritual spell punishment is over, and I will punish you for the second sentence."
After finishing speaking, the two Meng Hang stabbed the dagger into his mouth again and stirred.
Double the pain, double the joy!
Two more miserable howls sounded.
Ye Fan stared at Meng Hang in horror, liquid dripped from his crotch.
"Meng Hang, I was wrong, please forgive me!"
Hearing this, Meng Hang tilted his head and smiled.
"Why did you activate the spirit spell again!"
"Unfortunately, it still doesn't work, I'm not going to let you go!"
"Ah~!"
"It is forbidden to hurt me here!"
"Ah~!"
"I can't feel the pain!"
"Ah~!"
"Meng Hang, I hate your uncle!"
"Ah~!"
"Ah~!"
"Why did you poke too much!"
"Who told you to scold me?"
"Meng Hang, you are my father!"
"Ah~!"
.......
Meng Hang was still too soft-hearted, too kind.
Under Ye Fan's repeated begging for mercy, he just barely performed the monthly reading for two seconds.
Well, two seconds outside, six days and six nights in the monthly reading space.
Meng Hang is so kind.
Two seconds was just a blink of an eye, and Ye Fan said the word "you" in the eyes of the outside world, and then paused.
No one cared about this short pause.
"Spiritual Words! Spiritual Words! Ye Fan is finally going to use Spiritual Words!"
"I don't know how long I've been waiting for this moment!"
"Spiritual speech, one word can determine life and death, how can Meng Hang fight!"
But what happened next almost didn't make them pop their eyes out.
Before Ye Fan could say the next word, he sat down on the ground with tears and snot running down his face, and a smelly liquid flowed out from his crotch.
? ? ? ?
Everyone was shocked and confused.
Just imagine, everyone, one second the person opposite you was chatting and laughing with you, and the next second he just sat on the ground and started crying.
If it were you, would you be ignorant?
"Tiezi, it was fine one second, what happened the next second?"
"He...he cried? And he pissed? What happened?"
"Does Meng Hang still have the ability to pause time? What happened in the middle that we don't know?"
"Impossible, he is definitely not my brother Ye Fan!"
A little girl in the crowd was already crying, not believing that her male god would be so downcast.
Luo on Meng Hang's shoulder smacked his lips and said to himself:
"My good fellow, this aftereffect looks like it was pulled in there by the master."
"I don't know if you murdered and set fire, or got into the old lady's bed in the middle of the night, and made the master so angry that he dragged you in there."
Ye Fan, who was still crying, paused, looked around, and his expression suddenly became uglier than eating shit.
For such a face-conscious person to be so ashamed in front of Quan Longguo, it would be better to kill him.
Meng Hang walked up to Ye Fan, squatted down, and his eyes were level with Ye Fan.
"Young Master Ye, you have come out now. I will give you a chance to use the spell of speech."
Hearing what he said, Ye Fan was taken aback for a moment before reacting.
"That's right! I've returned to the real world, and I'm still that Ye Fan who can determine life and death with one word!"
Thinking of this, Ye Fan's complexion became distorted, and he shouted:
"The pain I have suffered in the past few days, I will definitely get it back today!"
"Meng Hang, you..."
"Ah~!"
Ye Yun:? ? ? ? ? ?
Onlookers:
"?????"
"You have two arms, what's the matter, do you still have to shake forward when you activate the spirit words?"
Meng Hang nodded in satisfaction, and thought to himself:
"This wave is definitely a conditioned reflex. Fortunately, I have lived up to the "tune-up" I have spent so many days in the Yuedu space."
Meng Hang squatted down, patted Ye Fan's head like a pet, and said:
"Little Yezi, if you claim to be a god, then I am the forbidden zone of the gods."
"When you see me in the future, you'd better keep your mouth shut and don't make any noise."
"Otherwise I will think that you are trying to use the spirit of speech to harm me, then I will punish you~"
Hearing the word "punishment", Ye Fan felt hundreds of knives cutting his mouth randomly, and his whole body trembled uncontrollably, but he didn't dare to say another word.
Seeing Ye Fan like this, Meng Hang smiled evilly, and pinched Ye Fan's face that was as smooth as a woman's.
"That's right~"
"Also, your face is so beautiful, how can you be more tender than a woman, even I'm jealous."
"Find a way to change it after I go back, otherwise next time I won't poke my mouth, but cut my face!"
Being so humiliated by Meng Hang, Ye Fan looked humiliated and wanted to die, but his mouth was still tightly closed, not daring to open a gap.
After saying this, Meng Hang patted his butt and stood up, walking to the bright banner.
With his hands behind his back, he looked up at the big characters and read them out word by word.
"Punch Beishan Imperial University."
"Kick South China Sea Magic City University."
"Everyone here is rubbish."
"Hahaha, everyone here is indeed rubbish!"
"I don't know why Zhao Shanhe challenged the four major colleges so hard..."
Meng Hang laughed wildly, and left with his hands behind his back.
Only the people with messy faces in the wind and the students from the four colleges with ugly faces as if they had eaten shit were left.
end of book~
Hahaha, how is it possible!
(PS: The first climax of this book is finally finished, and I did not expect to write so many chapters. Many readers said that I am watery, how can the things of cultural people be described in water! This is called side description, let the plot More vivid! Don't scold, you are right!
When I was about to write about blocking the door, I was really scratching my head, for fear that the first climax of the book would be ruined just like that.
But fortunately, at least I feel pretty cool.Especially this chapter, I made myself laugh as I wrote it.I don't know how readers feel.
Next is the most important Tomato Popularity King event! ! !No. 34!No. 34!I'm only four people away from the list!
To be honest, since I was a child, I have always been an ordinary person, and everything I do is mediocre.Never, never thought about fighting for the top.But this time I really, really wanted to be on the list for the first time, and it was so close to the top of the pyramid.
Just this time, I hope everyone can help me and pay attention, I don’t ask much, just 30, 30 is enough!
Everyone, please help and pay attention!The little one kneels down here for everyone! !
Finally, the big guys who don't pay attention to help pay attention! ! ! ! )
Chapter 160 A month later
2022-04-11T11: 54: 24 + 08: 00
Chapter 160 A month later
Meng Hang left, but the banner did not.
The eye-catching characters on the banner are like a sharp knife, stabbing fiercely into the chests of the four colleges.
Among the crowd of onlookers, a woman wearing toad sunglasses and a peaked cap to hide her beautiful face looked at Meng Hang's back.
The snake-like tongue licked the scarlet lips, and said to himself:
"Meng Hang, he was born to be a member of our cult."
"What should I do, I like you more and more..."
Zhao Sanpang's hand holding the teacup froze in mid-air, pointing at Meng Hang on TV tremblingly, and said to Liu Zhaoliang who had already been dumbfounded:
"Gone!"
"This kid is completely gone!"
"When I told him about Zhao Shanhe, you didn't see how much he admired him!"
"It's only been a few days, and he doesn't even care about that one!"
Liu Zhaoliang on the side looked complicated, hesitated for a while and said:
"But there's nothing wrong with what people say!"
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