My life is super hard, nothing is taboo/Ghost Shelter

The bull-headed horses headed by each other looked at each other, a copper shackle got stuck on the mandrill, and then wrapped around the iron chain, shouting 'hit'!The ghost waiter for Peeling was already eager to try, and he hit up with the ghost weapon.

The old rule of bull head and horse face is to kill power stick.The two ghost messengers happened to be in charge of animals, and this kind of animals, no matter how vicious they were in life or how vicious they were after death, it would be right to beat them up first when they fell into their hands.

The mandrill, whose ghost aura had been restrained for a long time, was only half breathed after being beaten with a killing stick. The most painful thing was that he didn't know what kind of ghost technique had been implanted, so he couldn't even howl.

At this moment, Qin Kun touched his recovered ears, and asked curiously, "Where did the fierce monkey come from, why is it so ruthless?"

Previously in the mandrill's mirage world, Qin Kun's ears were cut off directly, and that kind of sneak attack was not murderous, so Qin Kun was taken aback, and Cen Qing asked him to come because of this guy.

It was rumored that there was an evil mourner in Qianxi who was doing evil everywhere. Although there were no major incidents, many villagers were "cut off their ears" at night, which made Cen Qing very depressed.

The Qianxi Detectives went to Qianxi several times, but they all returned without success. The investigators from the General Bureau also came, but they were at a loss.

The opponent was cunning, powerful, and did not cause major troubles, so Feng Qiang didn't bother to vigorously target him.

What's more, the ghost's ears were cut off when he hit the wall, which is often interpreted as a punishment from the mountain god. Since there was no trouble, Feng Qiang didn't want to push that tricky guy too hard...

"who are you?"

The ferocious monkey spirit recovered quickly, and after a moment of sluggishness, it became active again. It looked at Qin Kun and asked loudly.

Qin Kun didn't answer, and a rotten-faced ghost shook his folding fan, shaking his head, and said, "Master Fuyu, the evil mourner is heartbroken, the red clothes are karmic fire, and the ghosts turn frost. In the name of my lord, it's your turn to ask?"

"Bastard, who are you? Report your name!"

Niu Meng was not so polite, he picked up the chain and glared at the fierce monkey.

It seems that animal ghosts have a natural fear of the bull's head and the horse's face. The mandrill glanced at Feng Duling on Niu Meng's waist, and said in a low voice, "Scout from the Manshan Mountain, Yelang Ghost Mandrill."

Yelang?Ghost Mandrill?

Qin Kun was taken aback, but he had heard it a few days ago that this place belonged to the Yelang Kingdom a long time ago.

Peeling, who was also a scout, became interested: "Good beast, are you a scout?"

The mandrill snorted coldly: "Is it strange that I was trained as a monkey army before I was alive? I have used swords before!"

This is interesting... Qin Kun knew that there were beast tamers in ancient times, but he didn't expect to be able to train mandrills to be scouts.

Scouts are soldiers like kings, and mandrills who can serve as scouts must be ferocious and clever.

No wonder the ears were cut off when they came up. In ancient times, military leadership was achieved by ears.

Qin Kun's concept of monkey training is still on riding a bicycle. Looking at the size of this mandrill, he can almost ride a Harley motorcycle.

Catch the mandrill, and half of that thorny problem is solved.

Qin Kun flipped through the file, raised his head and asked, "You've been wandering around here since 15 years ago, right?"

This is the statistics of Cen Qing. The ear-cutting ghost hit the wall can be traced back to 15 years ago.In the mountains in this area, there are many villages and cottages, and many villagers have been harassed.

"none of your business."

The mandrill's attitude was domineering, the master was slighted, and a gang of ghost servants immediately became angry. Niu Meng, Ma Lie, skinned, and hanged several militant ghost servants. They rubbed their hands and prepared to be beaten for the second time, but they were stopped by the monk Shui .

"Amitabha, you bastards, don't do anything if you have nothing to do."

Shui Monk said, his whole body was full of ghost energy, and a Buddha moon condensed behind his head.

He clasped his hands together and looked at the mandrill compassionately: "You monkey, don't be naughty, tell the monk why you are wandering around this area, cutting off people's ears to scare people?"

Shui Monk is a heroic spirit, and his breath is close to holiness. With a friendly smile on his face, he caressed the mandrill's injured cheek, and his ghostly spirit helped the mandrill repair his broken body.

"Huh? Ah Shui has a new ghost technique?" Qin Kun's ghosts looked curiously.

Pepi was surprised: "Hiss—it's very similar to the smiling Yuehua, but it seems to be able to heal wounds!"

Eunuch Chang nodded: "Ghosts who are intensively practicing Buddhism are really different!"

It seemed that the mandrill's dry fire was calmed down, and the fierce eyes were no longer fierce, but the next moment, the mandrill bit the monk Shui's wrist.

The sound of Monk Shui killing a pig resounded through the yamen, and the mandrill was forced to open its mouth by Niu Meng and Peeling before Monk Shui pulled out his hand.

"Killing a thousand swords! Aren't the monks and monkeys in "Journey to the West" getting along very well!!! Let me go, the poor monk will save him!"

Monk Shui took out his peeling knife and rushed towards the mandrill, but was stopped by the big guy in a hurry.

"No way! Ah Shui, don't be impulsive, your practice will be ruined! You are a heroic spirit, a heroic spirit..."

Shui Monk suddenly turned his head: "You from Xiyi, help me shoot this beast with a cannon, I'll give you money!"

In the corner of the yamen, Qin Kun's newly acquired cannon ghost was incompatible with the atmosphere, so he didn't participate, and suddenly found that Shui Monk was giving orders to him, and the corners of his eyes twitched, looking helplessly at Qin Kun.

Qin Kun was overwhelmed by the quarrel, so he took Monk Shui back the City God's Order, and looked helplessly at the hall: "Okay, you have offended all the ghost servants with the best temper under my command, next I will ask you what do you say, what do you want?" Otherwise, this group of people will take personal revenge."

"I didn't kill anyone! Why do you take revenge?!"

"I said it was a personal revenge... You bit him, and the others are friends, can't they beat you?"

After Qin Kun finished speaking, Niu Meng hit the mandrill's Tianling cover with a stick. The ghost king who had just recovered most of his life couldn't bear the sudden blow, and was beaten to death.

A cow's hoof stepped fiercely between the mandrill's legs, only three centimeters away from the vital point.

The ground trembled, the mandrill trembled, the cow let out a rough breath, and snorted, "I'll give you a count of ten, and tell me why I play ghosts hitting walls and cutting off people's ears! If you don't explain clearly, you will be at your own risk!"

Niu Meng started counting down before the mandrill agreed: "Ten, nine, eight..."

The mandrill is in a hurry, these guys seem to be really angry... I want to care about the ghost king's dignity, but I find that Niu Meng has already counted to 'five'.

The mandrill hurriedly said: "I didn't make an offering after I died, and I cut off my ears to scare them! Let them think that the mountain god is angry, and let them go home and make offerings in the Mirage Realm, and they will be fine. Usually, I will show my face to those people. , I am originally a mandrill, so it is not a bad thing to be considered by them as the incarnation of the mountain god, they call my name, offer sacrifices, and I can enjoy it, it's that simple!"

After Niu Meng finished counting, he hit the mandrill on the back of the head with a stick. This is a magical weapon. It hurts to beat ghosts, and the mandrill burst into tears: "You don't believe what you say!"

Niu Meng curled his lips: "Don't talk nonsense, you exceeded three numbers!"

Chapter 1298 Do you want to be an official?

Dark night, Yamen.

The judge in the red robe smacked his mouth.

After listening to a very simple matter, how to judge is a problem.

Want to ferry him?

There is no problem crossing.

Or let it go?

It's okay to let it go.

Mountain spirits and ghosts originated from shaman worship, which is the awe of nature by humans in ancient times. This Yelang mandrill is harmless, and its purpose is only for incense.His presence had no effect on the villagers.

"Yelang Mandrill, since you are seeking incense, why don't you take over the mountain and become king, or join a ghost town?"

The fierce monkey in the hall snorted coldly: "Join a ghost town? How can you live in the forest freely! As for occupying the mountain and becoming king...there are tigers in the forest."

Qin Kun looked at Niu Meng curiously: "The ghost king is still afraid of tigers?"

Niu Meng snorted and said: "Beast ghosts are afraid of natural enemies, and Feng is very common. And it's not a story for fierce tigers to ward off evil spirits. They eat meat and bloodthirsty, and they are full of evil spirits, just like the soldiers who killed too many people in ancient times. They have a natural instinct for evil things. deterrence."

Qin Kun suddenly realized.

Around, the yamen disappeared, and returned to the deep mountains and old forests.

The fierce monkey was taken aback, and found that Qin Kun had lit a cigarette, and then handed him a bottle of beer.

The vicious monkey had obviously seen it before, knocked open the tab of the can, and poured it into his mouth.

Qin Kun's voice came: "I said, you have been targeted, because you are making trouble in this area, so I have to get you out."

Qin Kun has not tried whether the ashes urn can save the ghost king, but the bull head and horse face will definitely be able to lock the soul away, Qin Kun is sure.

The fierce monkey gritted its teeth: "Why! I don't want to go to hell!"

"Then where do you want to go?" Qin Kun asked with interest.

"Not going anywhere!"

"Give me a reason! I don't trust you."

"I was born and raised here, no one died because of me, do you need a reason to reassure you???"

"Need!" Qin Kun said firmly.

The fierce monkey thought for a while: "We need a mountain god here... You master, you don't understand the local rules. After some people die, they find themselves turned into ghosts. They think they are blessed by the mountain god, so they will do some scary things. Although I Accept them as offerings, cut off their ears, but never steal Yang Qi, and will not break the rules. So keep me here, I am the rule!"

If someone else asked him, the fierce monkey would absolutely ignore him.

But the guru in front of him is different, he has never fought against this person, but seeing that the ghost kings under this person are all handymen, he already knows the position of the other party in his heart.

Among the Taoist sects, only ghost catchers at the celestial level can support ghost kings!

Ordinary Yang people raise ghosts, even fierce ghosts, after a long time of exposure, they will become weak and insane!There is more than one ghost king on the other side, and there are more ghosts. How strong is this yang energy?

The other party was able to open their mouths to discuss, obviously to give him face, the fierce monkey has become a spirit, although he is not familiar with the world, but this kind of simple truth is understandable.

Qin Kun smiled: "What a monkey, you are eloquent. Do you want to be an official?"

The sudden big turn made the fierce monkey blink its eyes.

official?

He was born in the army and was trained to be the commander of the monkey army. He is not unfamiliar with this word at all.

"Wait for me!" Said the fierce monkey, and ran away suddenly.

Qin Kun didn't chase either.

At around 3 o'clock in the evening, Qin Kun waited for Jihou for half an hour, but the other party hadn't come back yet, so Cen Qing called.

"Mr. Qin, is everything going well? Do you need me to send someone there?"

Cen Qing finished her own business, so she came to ask about Qin Kun's situation.

"smoothly."

"What about the evil mourning?"

"Ran."

"Ran???"

Cen Qing was startled: "Then... what should I do?"

"It's okay, I'll wait for it, it should come back."

Cen Qing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, where did this come from.Is it so unfathomable to act like an expert?Can Xiesang who ran away come back? ? ?

After thinking about it, Cen Qing felt that it was better not to point fingers, so he said: "I have already driven to the bottom of the mountain, so I will go to the mountain to find you."

Qin Kun didn't expect Cen Qing to be so responsible. No wonder a woman can be the leader of the Qianxi team.

The phone hung up, and another 10 minutes later, a dark figure came running back from afar.

"You're still here!"

"You asked me to wait for you." Qin Kun smiled.

The fierce monkey lowered his head: "No one ever believed me."

Qin Kun said firmly again: "I believe in you!"

The vicious monkey was startled, its eyes were complicated, and it was actually grateful deep in its heart. Unfortunately, it couldn't hear the next words in Qin Kun's heart: I believe in you, and I can't escape from my palm.

The fierce monkey came to Qin Kun and took out a shiny token.

"Master, look at this."

Iron order!

Most of the patterns on the token are blurred and can't be seen clearly. Fortunately, it was wrapped in resin later so that it didn't continue to oxidize. It looks like an ancient object.

"This is?" Qin Kun was suspicious.

The fierce monkey's eyes lit up, and the corners of its mouth twitched, revealing its white fangs: "I have been an official before! Yelang Army, Captain Denglin!"

Qin Kun shook his body and touched the head of the fierce monkey: "Good guy, the official position is not low!"

The fierce monkey smiled, and suddenly tilted his head to look into the distance: "Master, someone is coming!"

It's Cen Qing.

Cen Qing walked in front, followed by Wu Zhu with high cheekbones.

Qin Kun has seen him once or twice in the past few days, and that person is the deputy team leader of Qianxi, Shi Xun.