My life is super hard, nothing is taboo/Ghost Shelter

Eunuch Chang turned his head and smiled at Qin Kun: "Master, the miscellaneous family sees that this guy must be the one who will take revenge. It's best to kill him to avoid future troubles."

It was a suggestion like a sentence, and Lv Maozhi struggled suddenly after hearing it.

"How dare you?! My 300 years of Taoism, how dare you obliterate it at will, the Lord will not let you go!"

This kind of green-haired jerk who only dares to speak, but still takes chances, and dare not even fight, has already made ghosts lose interest.

"Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful and cannot bear the suffering of all beings. Let's kill this evil thing as soon as possible."

"Master... I also believe in Buddhism!"

Lumao Jiang was frightened and had predicted his own outcome, but he still couldn't survive, and pinned his last hope on the ghost monk who was illuminated by Buddha's light.

Monk Shui glanced at him and cast a vajra glaring: "Hey! Brave monster, you don't look like a Buddhist, don't blaspheme Buddhism!"

Shui Monk raised his hand and patted the green-haired stiff forehead.

Lumao stiffly lost his vision, and in his mind, he saw a bright moon with the Buddha wheel engraved with the '卍字' on it, hitting him, the moon was getting bigger and bigger, he had nowhere to run, the moment before his consciousness disappeared , frozen in the picture of the bright moon crashing over.

The green hair's eyes disappeared and he fell to the ground.

The surrounding fog seemed to be sucked away by something, and it quickly dissipated.

Qin Kun found that after the fog cleared, he heard a voice in his ears. Someone in the village shouted loudly: "Call!"

At the door, Qin Ming turned on the flashlight and asked in surprise, "Brother, why are you here? I've been looking for you for a long time! Why did Liangzi faint on the ground? This person...is Daman?"

Qin Ming was stunned. Just after the power outage, he took a few girls home to get together, and hurried out to look for Qin Kun and Qin Liang. Who knew that after walking around the village, he found that the two were actually at Uncle Dong Lei's house.

The fog cleared, and Qin Liang and Qin Daman lay on the ground, sleeping soundly.

Qin Kun took the cigarette from his ear and lit it, and smiled at Qin Ming: "Er Ming just said that he was hitting a ghost, and he fainted from fright, and so did Da Man."

Qin Kun's clumsy explanation did not attract Qin Ming's attention, and Qin Ming said seriously: "Brother, I'm not joking, what a ghost! I just saw..."

Qin Kun and Qin Donglei looked at each other and smiled dumbly: "Er Ming, don't be sensitive, there are no ghosts in this world."

Qin Donglei echoed, "Yes, Er Ming, uncle has been making paper figurines for so many years, and has been involved in so many trivial matters, there is nothing wrong with it. You are suspicious."

Qin Ming anxiously said: "Brother! I'm serious! We saw it when we were playing mahjong just now!"

Qin Kun put his arms around his brother's shoulders and said with a cigarette in his mouth: "Okay, okay, brother will play a few rounds of mahjong with you later, and see if that ghost dares to come. Put Liangzi on your back and go home!"

After waving goodbye to Qin Donglei, Qin Kun dusted off the dirt on his windbreaker and walked away.

Qin Ming had no choice but to carry Qin Liang on his back, muttering in his heart: I am not the only one who saw it...why don't you believe me.

"Uncle Dong Lei, let's go! If you have nothing to do, come to my house and play a few rounds of mahjong."

Qin Donglei smiled crookedly: "Forget about those who celebrate the new year, there are taboos in uncle's business, you all have a good new year."

Chapter 0703 Zhang Family Feast

From the first day to the third day of the new year, Qin Kun stayed in his hometown for three days, and Qin Kun lost a lot of money playing mahjong.

Cousin Qin Run won a small one thousand, and second brother Qin Ming won nearly two thousand. Qin Ying and Qin Qing, two middle school sisters, saw the fun and wanted to go to the table. Qin Kun reprimanded them one after another before making an exception. Let them touch a few cards for themselves.

The two sisters were very lucky and helped Qin Kun win hundreds of dollars. After Qin Kun gave them "dividends" and let them sit down, the winning money was lost again.

Uncle Qin Mantang looked around for a few times, agreed in his heart, and left.

Anyone with a discerning eye can tell at a glance that Qin Kun's expression of bitterness and hatred is fake, and that Hu Sanliujiu's cards can be broken down into a single hang of eight.When he came back this time, Qin Kun also gave out a lot of red envelopes, plus losing money, he took extra care of these younger brothers and sisters.

The only one who is struggling is Qin Liang. Qin Kun loses big money, he loses small money, and he is the one who shoots Qin Kun almost every time. He could have won a lot of money, but ended up neither winning nor losing.

……

Leaving my hometown, on the fourth day of the first lunar month, it's time to go to my mother's natal home.

My grandfather’s surname is Zhang, and he lived in the nearest town to Laomiao Town. He sold tofu in his early years, and his craftsmanship was very good, but he passed away early, and so did his grandmother. A few years after his death, he was depressed, so he went with him. .

Zhang Ji Tofu was inherited by two sons, Qin Kun's uncle and second uncle. Besides, his mother also had a younger sister, her aunt.

When they were in middle school, Qin Kun's impression of the two uncles' family was that they were rich. Although it was a tofu workshop like a fly shop, at least both uncles had cars.

This time, Qin Kun was helpless when he came back with his mother. A few years ago, because he was ridiculed, his younger sister Qin Xue opened a wine bottle for several cousins, which almost caused her mother to be expelled from the Zhang family. The relationship between mother and her brothers and sisters They are all very good, but it is a pity that they are affected by the relationship between Qin Kun's cousins, and they have been brooding all the time, thinking that they have not educated their children well.

After a few years of easing, the relationship was repaired. This year, after Qin Kun's family came, the uncle was very enthusiastic, and took the second uncle, aunt and family members to the restaurant in the town to book a table.

"Kunzi, I haven't seen you back in the past few years, so I have a good drink with me today."

Uncle is a bit rich, and has been making tofu all his life. He is fair and delicate, similar to tofu, and is also nicknamed "Zhang Tofu".

The relationship between uncle and nephew is different for Qin Kun. Uncle Qin Kun is very soft-tempered, kind and shy, but Qin Kun is just scary. There are many troubles in middle school. The trouble of passing the tofu shop.

However, after Qin Kun dropped out of school, those enemies did not dare to come. The identity of social idlers is much more deterrent than a middle school student. Qin Kun can make trouble for them anytime and anywhere. Who would dare to provoke Qin Kun's relatives? .

So for a period of time, Zhang Doufu's family was very distressed, and they wanted to get rid of Qin Kun in a hurry, and they were worried about the opinions of outsiders. They really didn't want to get in trouble with Qin Kun.

At the banquet, the three cousins ​​who hadn’t seen each other for a long time looked at Qin Kun, their noses were not noses, and their eyes were not eyes. Qin Kun came here by car today, with the Daben logo and cool appearance. This car is very expensive, and they also Very jealous.

A little bastard has made a name for himself, and can drive people who are conscientious and serious in their studies crazy, especially now that they are not as good as him, the eyes of the three of them are full of sourness.

Drinking is mostly for the fun of chatting. Qin Kun is not good at it, but when he broke his arm and dropped out of school, the family had no money to compensate him. It was his uncle who supported him. .

Qin Kun picked up his wine glass and said with a smile, "Okay Uncle, I haven't seen you for a long time."

The uncle happily drank it, and encouraged his son: "Xiao Bo, have a drink with your brother."

Qin Kun's cousin raised his glass with an unnatural expression, and Qin Kun and he also left.Then came the uncle and aunt's family.After a group of people drank, anyone with a discerning eye discovered that the protagonist of this banquet was Qin Kun, and several relatives, headed by the uncle, naturally came for Qin Kun.

"Kunzi, it's not easy to work hard in the city these years. Where do you work now?"

Uncle's words made everyone prick up their ears.Everyone wants to know how Qin Kun came here these years, and how he suddenly became rich.Youdao means that one person attains the Tao and rises to heaven. There is another saying that if you are poor in the downtown area, no one asks you, and you are rich in the mountains with distant relatives. Life is just like that.There is a rich relative in the family, who wouldn't want to come to enjoy the blessing?

During the joyous banquet, Qin Kun could feel their enthusiasm and answered truthfully.

"funeral parlor."

As if nothing had happened, Qin Kun smiled shyly while holding the vegetables between his hands, showing two rows of teeth.

What? !

The private room was suddenly quiet, only the sound of boiling in the iron pot containing the eels.

At this moment, a group of relatives looked at Qin Kun as if they were looking at a bad guy.

funeral parlor?

Isn't that one who stays with corpses and dead people all day long?

Mother Zhang Chunxue patted Qin Kun on the head and reprimanded: "What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't you open a travel agency with someone?"

"Before I opened a travel agency, I was an undertaker in a funeral home, and now I sometimes help."

Qin Kun paused for a moment, ignored his mother's expression of eyeballs falling out of shock, and looked up at everyone: "This job...can't I have dinner with you?"

The atmosphere changes as soon as it changes.

Disgusted looks came one after another, mother Zhang Chunxue was embarrassed, father Qin Mangui was drinking without saying a word, and younger sister Qin Xue blinked her eyes with a curious expression.

The restraint on the faces of the three cousins ​​turned into relief, and a sneer appeared in their eyes.

ha?Undertaker?

"Cousin, it turns out that you work in a funeral home, so why haven't you shown up in the past few years? Is there something special about your job? You can't bring bad luck to others?"

"Cousin, hard work or hard work, what do dead people look like? Does the mortician know how to cut the stomach of dead people?"

"Cousin, will you encounter any strange things at night? I heard that the funeral parlor has a lot of bacteria and dead breath, and people are prone to hallucinations. Is it true or not?"

The three cousins ​​all had bad intentions, but Qin Kun said seriously: "It's okay, not as exaggerated as you imagined. I quite like my job. There is nothing bad about making money with my skills."

Undertaker's... hey.

The second uncle rubbed his nose, let go of his stiff expression just now, and knocked in a strange way: "Kunzi, why did you find this job? Didn't your father plan to introduce you to their factory for a while? That's a great job. Why don't you go?"

Qin Mangui remained silent all this time. Hearing his brother-in-law's tone, he obviously looked down on him, so he couldn't help but said, "Zhang Yongwang, can you hold some good fart out of your mouth?"

The second uncle's face darkened, and he said, "Qin Mangui, did I offend you just now?!"

Qin Mangui raised his voice an octave: "What shit is in your fart that you can't taste?"

As for trolls, what Qin Kun admires most is his father, who is vulgar and succinct, making everyone who listens sick to his stomach, not to mention the people who are bullied, his lethality is beyond the charts.

The second uncle drank some wine and was furious. Several cousins ​​said loudly: "Uncle, what do you mean? My dad (second uncle) offended you?"

Qin Mangui's face was also a little red, and he bared his teeth and said: "A bunch of fishy bastards, you know what smells in your crotch!"

"Qin! Man! Expensive!"

The second uncle couldn't bear it any longer, and threw an empty wine bottle over, hitting Qin Mangui on the head.

Snapped--

When the wine bottle was about to hit his head, Qin Kun held it firmly and placed it heavily on the table.

"Second uncle... do you... want to fight?"

Qin Kun stood up straight, with a dull voice, raised his eyebrows, and stared at the second uncle's face.

In an instant, the second uncle's wine sobered up, and his lips were a little pale.I remember that this nephew even beat Peng Gang, the boss in the county, when he was in middle school. With his body, how can he be his opponent.

"Kunzi...my uncle drank too much, hehe." The second uncle laughed, and the expression on the other side, even a fool could see that he was angry.

Qin Kun pushed away the chair and walked over. Qin Mangui was also taken aback. Although he was on fire, he still said, "Don't mess with me! That's your uncle!"

The mother's eyes turned red, and Qin Xue quickly grabbed her brother. Qin Xue was also frightened, and it was hard to see Qin Kun's expression.

"elder brother……"

Facts proved that Qin Xue couldn't stop Qin Kun at all. When Qin Kun walked up to his second uncle, Zhang Yongwang tremblingly said, "I am your uncle! Are you really going to hit me?"

Qin Kun took a deep breath and let it out slowly.

A nephew is determined not to hit his uncle, and he understands the etiquette.

So Qin Kun looked at his cousin and lifted him up from the chair.

"Zhang Zhifei, come out. I heard that you didn't have a job after graduating from college. If you fight with me, I'll find you a job with a monthly salary of 1W5 in the city."

Qin Kun dragged his cousin away. The cousin burst into tears and howled, "I won't go! Let me go! Dad, save me!"

The second uncle sat on the chair listlessly, not daring to speak.

Qin Kun's mother suddenly shouted, "Let go of Zhifei!"

Qin Kun let go, spread his hands out, with an innocent expression: "Mom, I'm looking for a job for my cousin."

"You are venting your anger!"

"I'm not. I've developed a good temper these years."

Seeing that his mother was really angry, with red eyes and tears streaming down his face, Qin Kun sighed and said, "Mom, don't cry, I'm joking." After finishing speaking, he kicked his cousin who was dragged on the ground: "Okay, Zhang Zhifei, hurry up!" Get up and leave the job search to me."

After kicking for a long time, my cousin didn't move. Qin Kun checked it out and said awkwardly, "Second uncle, my cousin fainted from fright."

Chapter 0704

On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, return.

The cold wave hit, and the atmosphere of the New Year was not over yet, so Qin Kun drove away.

There is no way, the sixth day is Li Chong's big day.

In the car, the third younger brother Qin Liang was sitting in the co-driver, dressed like a dog, with a suit worth several thousand dollars, a tie and sunglasses, Qin Liang's appearance was quite eye-catching.On the day of Li Chong's great joy, as the captain of the security guard, Qin Liang was also invited and was flattered.

The clothes were given by Li Chong, and the tie and sunglasses were also given by Li Chong. Qin Liang now belongs to Li Chong's confidant, and there is an inexplicable aura growing on him.

Qin Kun knew that this cousin's day had come, and Li Chong was his bole.

Li Chong liked Qin Liang's temperament very much, and he was careful to train him as a confidant. Although he was still the captain of the security guard, Qin Kun felt that Li Chong seemed to intend to train Qin Liang to be a bodyguard.I heard that he was asked to go to a training place after the year, which seemed to be a training base.

"Brother, this body was given by the big boss. Is it handsome? I heard that it is several thousand!"

After Qin Kun passed the period of material scarcity, he no longer has much desire for money.

The higher the strength and the stronger the ability, Qin Kun can understand what the so-called "money is something outside the body" meant by those masters in the novels.

Qin Kun nodded in approval: "Handsome!"

The outfit was obviously expensive, and his clothes looked a bit shabby, but he didn't take it to heart, the better Li Chong treats Liang Zi, the more capable Liang Zi is.

Daben drove straight in from outside the city, until he reached the old city and got into an alley.