My life is super hard, nothing is taboo/Ghost Shelter

On the sofa, a male ghost wearing obscene trousers and braids lazily scratched his feet, glanced calmly at Stone Snake Fairy who had just come out of the bath, and held a long box in his hand.

"You, hello, I'm Xinruila, the spirit eater, and this is Stone Serpent, what are you doing here?"

Xu Tao smiled kindly: "Watch TV."

"What is TV?"

"Well, this is it."

Xu Tao didn't turn on the TV on purpose just now, but now she pressed the remote control, and the sudden appearance of the picture startled the Spirit Eater, and the Stone Snake Fairy was also frightened.

The second ghost saw a flickering figure appearing in a square on the wall. This is a recent hit drama at [-] o'clock in the morning. .

"Miss Stone Snake, this is a TV. It will show some filmed pictures for entertainment. This is the first time you see me?"

Stone Snake Ji nodded ignorantly, no matter how sinister a ghost is, there will always be a process of adaptation when seeing novel gadgets, Stone Snake Ji's eyes are very curious now, curious about everything around her, but it didn't take long for her attention to be lost. Attracted by the plot in the TV series.

"Damn evil Taoist priest, he did bad things and still relied on General Yinshan, causing him to be chased and killed by righteous Taoist priests!" When Stone Snake Ji was angry, the snake in the hole in her brain was angry.

Xu Tao said indifferently: "Seeing that you are newcomers, let me tell you. In fact, watching TV is also a way for me to communicate with ghosts. A sofa, a few ghost friends who have common topics, the closer you are, the more you don't seem to be outsiders. .”

Xu Tao's hand rested naturally on Stone Snake Ji's shoulder from behind the sofa. Stone Snake Ji trembled all over, and turned to look at Xu Tao with anger and doubt in her eyes.

Xu Tao smiled harmlessly, "We all watch TV like this."

Although Shi Snake Ji's head is terrifying, her figure is excellent. Just like what she told Qin Kun, she was a very beautiful woman before she was alive.Xu Tao swallowed her saliva, everyone is a ghost, you can live in darkness, as long as you have a good figure, who cares if there is a snake in your head all day long.

Xu Tao wondered if he could really develop a relationship with Shi Snake Ji in the future, when suddenly his other hand was grabbed by someone.

The spirit eater put Xu Tao's other hand on his shoulder, turned his head, his huge one-eyed eyes showed kindness, and grinned: "Can this be an expression of intimacy? I am Xinruila, the spirit eater. You can do this Watching TV with you?"

Xu Tao: "...I'm stupid"

Why am I so unwilling to hug a pickle who eats corpses!

"What do you mean my mother?"

"It's not interesting, of course..." Xu Tao held back his nausea and took a deep breath.

The spirit eater smiled happily and put his arm around Xu Tao's shoulder.

Xu Tao only hated himself for being obsessed with sex, and didn't push him away early, but fortunately, the other hand also came over, and Shi Snake Ji's slippery arm was also on Xu Tao's shoulder, and at the same time he muttered to himself: "You guys The way here is really weird..."

Chapter 0650

At noon the next day, Qin Kun stretched after getting up.

It was already bright outside, but the curtains were tightly drawn. Qin Kun went to the living room to pour a glass of water, and heard noises in the study.

Opening the door, Qin Kun saw that the computer screen was a keyboard-operated fighting game.

In front of the computer, Laughing Ghost and Elder Sixteen were having a good time, when their collars were pulled up.

"It's already 12 o'clock at noon, look at you two, your whole body is smoking from the sun, why don't you go back to rest?!"

With a strong elbow, the Laughing Ghost and Sixteenth Brother were pressed on Qin Kun's legs, and they slapped their butts fiercely.

After a few slaps, the Laughing Ghost's eyes were full of tears, Brother Sixteen was beaten and wept loudly, Qin Kun picked them up and stood up, pointing to their foreheads: "Don't cry! If you don't practice well, you all want to be the Xu A piece of trash like Tao?"

Xu Tao has always been one of the good-for-nothings. Now that the old ghost in Jinyi has grown up, Xu Tao has become the first of the three wastes of ghosts. At least the old ghost in Jinyi still has the ability to serve flowers and plants.

Hearing that he was being compared to Xu Tao, the two ghosts were terrified. Qin Kun pointed a finger at their foreheads, and an arrow unconsciously condensed from his fingertips. His spiritual power fluctuated so strongly that it seemed to be able to pierce them. of.

With a plop, the Laughing Ghost fell on the ground with teary eyes, and Elder Sixteen also knelt down.

"Brother Kun...we were wrong...we must cultivate hard..." The Laughing Ghost shed tears of remorse.

Brother Sixteen shrank his head: "Brother Xu Tao is a shame for us, I will not be like him..."

"Hmph, this month's offerings will be halved!"

Seeing that they were like eggplants beaten by Shuang, Qin Kun waved the City God Order and took the two ghosts in.

What's the matter... Is it really hard to play with the computer... The atmosphere is all broken by bullying and stripping.

After washing up, Qin Kun opened the door, ready to go out for breakfast, and found a man with a horse face sitting at the door.

Zhao Feng?

The horse-faced man leaned against the wall and dozed off, Qin Kun kicked him, Zhao Feng quickly woke up: "Who dares to sneak attack Daoist?!"

Talking late and then fast, slapping the throat up and down, are all instinctive reactions under crisis.

Qin Kun was sweating profusely. He first protected his throat, and then raised his knees to block the provocative killer. The Taoist priests in Yulong Mountain pay attention to body skills. Zhao Feng almost destroyed Qin Kun. On Zhao Feng's neck.

"what--"

Zhao Feng's neck went numb, and when he saw that it was Qin Kun, he said angrily, "Why did you hit such a heavy hand?!"

"Have you played lightly?"

Seeing that it was Qin Kun, Zhao Feng put down his guard, and Qin Kun said, "Didn't you be told to leave last night? Why are you here?"

"Qin Kun, I was hunted down by the Ghost King! That's the Huaize Ghost King!!! I didn't sleep well in the small hotel last night! You really have to help me, this is the second time I've come to ask for help!"

"The first time?"

"Looked for you yesterday."

Qin Kun: "...what can I help you? Do you think I have the ability of a celestial master now, and can help you deal with that ghost king?"

"That... that's not true."

"It's not worth it."

"However, you can't ignore the ghost king's troubles, right? This violates the rules of life and death. Linjiang is your territory..."

"Why are they chasing you?"

"I……"

Qin Kun held up a finger: "You! You deserved it for taking the lotus seeds of the crossing magic lotus!"

Zhao Feng was stunned: "How do you know?" Zhao Feng remembered that he didn't tell him about it.

"Don't worry about how I know, you can take it. My suggestion to you is to run away, or go to the old mansion in Kuishan, because so far, I have no way to help you."

"Don't you think it's so useless?"

"Okay, if you feel useless, let's find the ghost king during the day and take the opportunity to kill him. He is half weaker during the day, right?"

"Are you kidding, the ghost king's host body is extremely hidden, especially this kind of unruly ghost king, can we find the host body?"

"That's it. We can't fight at night, and he can't find his host body during the day. Why don't you run away quickly, do you want to wait for death?"

For a moment, Zhao Feng felt that what Qin Kun said made sense, but he couldn't refute it.

"Isn't that the only solution to the matter?"

"Then go find Uncle Ge, Dou Zong. Although Uncle Ge is old, it's not easy to single out a ghost king."

"I, Yulongshan, are close to the northern faction. Master said that he has an enmity with Southern sect Ge Tianlong..."

There are many grievances and grievances in the Dao of Life and Death. Qin Kun didn't bother to ask about the old and new grudges between the old Tai Sui and the old dragon.Qin Kun is really helpless, the worst result of taking him in is to deserve the lives of the two of them. If the ghost king cares about his special status, he might be dead and disabled. In short, Qin Kun's attitude is very clear, I can't protect you.

After eating lunch, Zhao Feng was helpless, now that his mind is clearer, as expected, running away is the best choice.

Zhao Feng borrowed 3000 yuan from Qin Kun, bought a mobile phone, replenished a card, and quickly sent a message to Master.

[Master, is your vacation okay, old man? 】

[Hehe, Hainan is suitable for the elderly... Feng'er, do you need a teacher?Have you seen the contemporary black dog of Mt. Fuyu? 】

[See you, Master, but from Qin Kun's tone, I don't think he can cover me.Qin Kun's suggestion to me is to run away, what do you think? 】

[Childish, aren't you in the chat group, send a message.Don't leave with Qin Kun, Lai is sure to be fine. 】

In the text message, Old Tai Sui of Yulongshan taught Zhao Feng the format of the message, and Zhao Feng stared at it for a long time before swallowing his saliva.

Older gingers are more spicy!

In Nie Yuxuan's QQ group, Zhao Feng posted a photo with Qin Kun.

[MR. Wan] Huh?Daoist Zhao, why are you with Qin Kun in Linjiang?

This is Wan Wanlang who is far away in Shanghai.

[The Prodigal Son of Liquor Country] Qin Kun, do you like people with long faces now?

This is Nie Yuxuan from Kanto.

[Fat like a child] Donkey! ! !haven't seen you for a long time!

Wang Qian's standard greeting.

[Yulong Mountain] Fat Pig!Get out!

[Society You Chongye] Oh, donkey brother, come to Yuxianting to play?Brother Li, please.I'm getting engaged right away, remember to save face.

Li Chong was about to get engaged, so he tried to court him in various ways on the road of life and death.As the head of Yulong Mountain, as the only remaining super-class ghost hunter, Zhao Feng represents his face, so he has to win him over.

[Yulong Mountain Peak] Alas, I have been in trouble recently. I was hunted down by a ghost king, and now I can only go to Qin Kun.It feels like without Senior Brother Xu sitting in charge of life and death, those cats and dogs are too lawless.Now Qin Kun doesn't dare to cover me, I have to run away.This place in Linjiang City...is too dangerous.

[Pindao's surname is Xu] Don't worry, Junior Brother Zhao, I will stay in Linjiang, and I will come to you when I am done with the poor, with the Peach God of the poor with the sword, even the king of ghosts has to weigh his own abilities.

Xu Facheng replied in a timely manner.

[Fat like a child] Hehe, the true biography of Maoshan has such a big tone, donkey, I will go find you after the movie is finished, and I will stay in Linjiang!

[Society You Chongye] Are you trying to provoke generals by saying this?It's a childish trick, but Li Ge just put a word, take care of me in Linjiang!No one can hurt you!

The Dao of Life and Death in Linjiang City has exploded. First of all, there is a ghost king coming.

Secondly, Qin Kun lost Nanzong's face.

[Dawei Tianlong] Qin Kun! ! !You are also afraid of a ghost king, what's the point? !

Uncle Ge reprimanded loudly in the group, as if he had to type a few more exclamation points to express his feelings.

At the eating place, Zhao Feng smiled slyly and looked up at Qin Kun: "Qin Heigou, don't blame me, Yangmou taught by my master."

Qin Kun grinned, and suddenly Niu Meng appeared behind him.

"Niu Meng, I heard that you were bullied by Huai Ze Ghost King?"

Niu Meng turned his head and snorted coldly: "Well, in the biology laboratory building of Linjiang University, the ghost in the wedding dress said that the guy was Cheng Wang, and he was accompanied by the mouth-gu ghost Gu Xiucai, my defeated eight-armed demon, and the south-diannan ghost Wang Mang." Thorn."

"In the past few days, I will find a place for you. I still don't thank Master Zhao."

Niu Meng was taken aback: "Thank him? Can he help me find a place?"

Zhao Feng was despised, and was furious.

Qin Kun said indifferently: "No, he was also bullied, that ghost king broke his taboo."

Chapter 0651 The Family of the Deceased

In the funeral home of Linjiang City, in the afternoon, when Qin Kun entered the unit, the guard room was empty. The old man who used to like to listen to operas was gone. I always felt that there was something missing here.

"Master Qin is here?"

"Xiao Qin, I heard from the curator that you have worked hard on your own, how are you doing recently?"

"Master Qin, come and smoke a cigarette!"

The old colleagues in the funeral home were still so enthusiastic. Qin Kun was handed a cigarette, lit it and chatted with his colleagues. Lao Zhou of the cremation building was busy directing the workers to carry the corpse. Seeing Qin Kun's arrival, he said with emotion: "Xiao Qin , you are finally here, these days Lao Wang is not here, and Han Yao is taking care of all the work of the unit, it is too hard."

"All the newly recruited morticians are gone?"

"Isn't that right, those young people, when they heard that we had recruited evil, they refused to do it anymore. Sigh... Han Yao is the embalmer at the ice coffin hall, and he has to take care of our unit temporarily. We old people I can't help you, I'm dying of anxiety."

Qin Kun nodded: "Old Zhou, I'll go to the office building first, you are busy."

"well."

In the office building, in the former office of Curator Wang, Han Yao sat behind the desk and explained to the family of the deceased: "No matter how hastily the deceased died, the death certificate must be issued, right? Without a death certificate, our unit cannot cremate the deceased's body." , How can anyone directly drag the funeral home after death?!"

"My father died of illness at home. The health station in the town is not open. What should I do? If you don't cremate, you will be infected!"

"Are you sure your father died of illness? Those who don't issue death certificates at the health station are those who are not sure about normal deaths. You can go to the public security and judicial department to issue one." Han Yao didn't back down.

The family members of the deceased exclaimed loudly: "What's the point of not cremating my father after he's dead?! I just don't have a certificate, just make up for you! Cremation first!"

When Qin Kun entered the office, two or three family members surrounded Han Yao, slapped the table and stared. A woman grabbed Han Yao by the collar and said, "I don't care! Today's business must be done!"