My life is super hard, nothing is taboo/Ghost Shelter

Mao San looked confused, and arranged something...

Is this master's mind broken?

What a ghost I am... What can I do at the funeral home to see how I was cremated?

At this moment, Mao San was in a daze, and a brilliant idea popped into Qin Kun's mind.Lao Wang cried all day long, saying that the funeral parlor couldn't recruit people, so why didn't he try to let ghosts do the work?

Seems like the right thing to do for the family of priests!

This Mao San, Qin Kun thinks it can be used as an experiment.If it doesn't work out, someone will take over in the future.

Chapter 0429 Qin Heigou's house hides a woman

At the end of August, Qin Kun's vacation ended, Fengdu Guanchao Laodao Lai was still in Kuishan's old house, and Qin Xue was about to start school.

Ever since she found out that Qin Xue was in love, Qin Kun felt very melancholy. This silly little sister of hers was always on guard against herself like a thief. Qin Kun didn't know the name of her boyfriend.Qin Kun pressed Qin Xue several times, but Qin Xue was stubborn and refused to reveal any news.

At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, Qin Xue was dressed beautifully, with a ponytail, a backpack, a suspender skirt, and washed white casual shoes.

"Bro, I'm going to the library."

Qin Kun felt like a lightning strike.

After a long while, he said quietly: "Xiaoxue...Although you have a higher level of education than brother, you can't fool me like a fool. Even our parents can't be fooled by the reason of going to the library, okay..."

"Brother! I bought a pair of shoes for you, and they will arrive in the afternoon. Please sign for them." Qin Xueqiao blushed, and walked out after speaking.

Qin Kun was lying on the sofa, looking at the ceiling. Although Qin Xue was very happy to buy him a pair of shoes, this was not a reason for her to fool herself.

"Tomb robber, you are incompetent as a bodyguard... Why don't you tell me who Mao Qinxue is in love with?"

Next to Qin Kun, sat Du Qinghan.

I don't know if it's because of riding a motorcycle all year round. Du Qinghan's body is extremely hot, her legs are slender and powerful, her front is convex and her back is curled up. Today she is wearing a pair of denim shorts, and her upper body is a baseball uniform-like oversized T-shirt with dropped shoulders. sexy.

Du Qinghan sat on the sofa, painted his toenails with nail polish, and glanced at Qin Kun when he heard this: "I am not your sister's bodyguard. Besides, your sister won't let me tell you, saying that you will definitely beat that little girl." boy."

Qin Kun covered his face with a pillow.

"As a brother, at least you have to try how much that kid's sincerity is?"

"How dare you try it with sincerity? This thing is like a tree root, you have to take care of it carefully in the early stage, but later on, it gets deeper and deeper."

"Hehe, you are like a love expert, you have a lot of love experience."

When Qin Kun spoke, he felt the coolness of his toes, pushed aside the pillow, and trembled angrily: "Du Qinghan! I'm a f*cking man, give me some nail polish!"

"Come on, just paint one." Du Qinghan was addicted to paint, and after painting his toes, he stared at Qin Kun's feet again.Seeing that she was found, she grabbed Qin Kun's ankle and immediately painted on the coffee red nail polish.

"I don't paint!"

Du Qinghan's strength is not small, but Qin Kun's strength is even greater. Under the stress reaction, his legs quickly retracted. Du Qinghan's whole body was pulled to this side, and his center of gravity was unstable, and he rushed towards Qin Kun.

This……

Qin Kun's eyes widened. At this time, it was not appropriate to kick her away with one foot, nor was it appropriate to bend her knees to block her. This action would be embarrassing.

Spreading his legs, without any defense, Du Qinghan seemed to rush forward, and was sandwiched between Qin Kun's legs, and grabbed his shoulders.

Du Qinghan's long hair hangs down on Qin Kun's face. This is a woman who doesn't pay much attention to makeup and toiletries. She uses the same brand of shampoo as Qin Kun's, toothpaste of the same brand, and moisturizing lotion. It was Qin Kun's. Her whole body smelled exactly like Qin Kun's, including the bath liquid and the smell of tobacco on her body.

Two people with the same taste bumped into each other, and Qin Kun saw a pair of jet-black eyes as big as jewels looking at him directly in front of him.

For a moment, Du Qinghan blushed a little.

She looked down at Qin Kun, her slippery fragrant shoulders were grasped, unable to move, like a doll being held in her arms.Her face was only 30cm away from Qin Kun, such a close distance made the whole room quiet and charming.

The hair on the face was itchy.

Qin Kun blew away the hair on his cheeks, and his thighs touched Du Qinghan's.

In the summer, Qin Kun was wearing beach pants and felt that Du Qinghan's legs were a little hot. Now this posture is a bit embarrassing. Qin Kun took a deep breath and slowly relieved the strength from his arms. Du Qinghan was placed on Qin Kun's body. chest.

"Why are your legs so sweaty..." Qin Kun put his hand stiffly on Du Qinghan's back, turned his gaze to the side, and asked as if nothing had happened.

"Who told...you don't turn on the air conditioner..."

Du Qinghan muttered something, which was regarded as a complaint, but she didn't struggle to get up, she lay on Qin Kun's chest like a small animal, and heard Qin Kun's heart beating like a drum.

"Why is your heart beating so fast..."

It was the first time for Du Qinghan and Qin Kun to have close contact. It has to be said that Qin Kun's figure is very comfortable to lean against.It makes people feel at ease lying here.

Qin Kun said: "It should be you who squeezed me..."

Du Qinghan was stunned for the answer that the lips of the donkey did not match the mouth of the horse, and then he looked at his chest, two red clouds appeared on his face.

"I knew from Chenghuang Temple that you are not a good person!"

The eyes of the two collided, and Qin Kun's hand slipped from Du Qinghan's back.

Following the silky long hair, he touched the raised buttocks, Qin Kun patted it, and said with a serious face: "Don't look at my flirtatious face, I am actually an infatuated species."

Du Qinghan opened Qin Kun's hand with a slap: "Get out, take your dog's paw away."

Taking advantage of a small advantage, when Qin Kun was thinking about whether he should take advantage of it, there was a knock on the door.

I rely on...

The charming atmosphere in the room was instantly shattered.

Du Qinghan got up in a panic, and immediately sat upright. Qin Kun rushed to the door angrily, and opened the door: "Who is it? Did you wink...uh..."

The door opened, and there were two old men and a bunch of little old men at the door.

"Qin Xiaoyou, why are you so angry?"

Two old men, one named Chao Zhen, nicknamed 'Huapi Xian', and the other named Ge Zhan, nicknamed 'Dawei Tianlong'.A group of little old men are naturally Zhu Zong Chudao, Dou Zongjing Sansheng, and Fu Zong Yu Yuexian.

It was Chao Laodao who spoke just now. Chao Laodao was wearing a Tai Chi robe, he smiled and strode into the door with his head held high.The people behind filed in.

As soon as he entered the door, Jing Sansheng yelled in a thick voice: "There is a woman hiding in Qin Heigou's room!!!"

Jing Sansheng discovered the New World and reported loudly.A few disrespectful people stretched their necks instantly.

Nima... Qin Kun saw Du Qinghan blushing and embarrassed, obviously not as domineering as when he met the two tomb robbers in Qiaoling.I almost found a seam in the ground and got into it.You are all over 60 years old, can you be quiet? !

"what?"

Two old men in their 60s and three old men in their 70s and [-]s cast their eyes on Du Qinghan, and after seeing Du Qinghan clearly, they suddenly became suspicious.

"Ok?"

"This...why isn't this the granddaughter of Chu Laoxian?"

"What a strange yang."

"Indeed, Yang Qi is very strange..."

"Kun, who is she???"

Although Ge Zhan had a stroke, he now regained his energy for some reason. The fire of gossip ignited blazingly, which seemed to break through the barrier of cerebral infarction, and he spoke neatly and fluently. The old man wiped his saliva and asked with a shy face.

I'm so stupid...

Five old things that add up to over 400 years old, come to my house to watch the gossip?

"friend!!!"

Qin Kun found that Uncle Ge was looking at him bewilderedly, his nose was crooked in anger, tell me, what does your look mean? !I didn't do anything!

Uncle Ge showed a happy expression: "Friend? Girlfriend? Kun, I'm getting old too. I don't live up to my expectations. I don't want to marry a wife, and Xiao Yu doesn't live up to my expectations. They were carved out of the same mold as his master, and the same goes for Xiao Hua and Xiao Chong. I In this life, I have only had a wedding wine once, can I drink your wedding wine once before I die?"

Chapter 0430 owe me a test

The matter of the wedding, of course, has to be fooled.

How can there be such a question... How do you ask me to answer?

"Uncle Ge, stop! We are in a serious relationship!"

Qin Kun led several seniors into the room, and Du Qinghan hurried to the kitchen to make tea.

"Clever."

"sensible."

"virtuous."

Several old men praised one after another, with gratified expressions.

Old Immortal Chu was not convinced: "It seems not as beautiful as my granddaughter..."

Jing Huhu snorted coldly: "Who can afford to support your granddaughter? I heard that she is about to become a witch recently. Is her brain okay?"

"Those apprentices of yours have brain problems!" Chu Dao raised his eyebrows.

The tea is good tea, this year's new Yinchuan Yu Jian'er, the tea has a cool taste, but no one is tasting the tea, they all saw Du Qinghan's hand offering the tea.

Hold the cup with three fingers and thumb, and drag the cup with the other hand to cover the thumb holding the tea.

"Seniors, please use tea."

First respect Chao Zhen, then Ge Zhan, followed by Chu Dao, Jing Sansheng, and Yu Yuexian.Orderly, senior and young.

After the five teas were toasted, Qin Kun found that no one was drinking. Chao Laodao shook his arm out of his big sleeve, and he had a jade wrench in his hand. He smiled playfully: "The dragonmen of the rivers and lakes are reckless. Don't show your head. Little girl, you serve Longmen tea If you want to be an old Taoist, I am afraid that the seniority in the world is not high enough. The old Taoist will ask you, what career do you do? Where do you go?"

Du Qinghan's cheeks flushed, seeing that the old Taoist actually understood what the tea meant, he didn't dare to neglect: "Return to seniors, Guozhi Luliang, people go to Changluo."

From ancient times to the present, tomb robbers have never mentioned the word tomb robbers in the circle. In the Qin and Jin Dynasties, tomb robbers were called "branch pots".Originally it meant "supporting a pot and setting up a stove", but it was borrowed by tomb robbers as a gang to rob the tomb, which can be regarded as a slang term in the circle.If it is said that 'the pot is not set up', it is a failure to rob the tomb, which is generally called 'going empty'.

Du Qinghan just answered 'Guozhi Luliang', and he reported his family, and 'People go to Changluo', which naturally means that they often travel to Chang'an and Luoyang.

Chao Zhen understands, Ge Zhan understands, Jing Sansheng understands this black talk, Old Immortal Chu understands a little more, and Yu Heimian half understands it.

Qin Kun didn't understand at all.

What is 'Guozhi Luliang'?

What is "people walking in Changluo"?

He didn't finish learning the slang in the industry, and suddenly another piece of slang came out, Qin Kun was really hurt... Damn, when did the people of the rivers and lakes talk like this...

After Du Qinghan finished answering, Chao Zhen nodded with satisfaction: "Lvliang? Mubangtu, Lvliang Du. Although the lines are like mountains, there are seniors in my life and death who came from Luliang."

Ok?

This time it was Du Qinghan's turn to be stunned.

She has seen Qin Kun's ability, seen Qin Kun's ghost messenger, and knows what Qin Kun's identity is, so the identity of these seniors is naturally ready to be revealed.

ghost hunter.

But she has never heard that there is a ghost hunter in Luliang Mountain...

"Senior, did you remember wrongly?"

"Can't be wrong."

Chao Zhen didn't speak, but Ge Zhan interjected, "The Douzong of that generation was also a member of the Northern School, and the Southern School was still the Zhu, Ji, and Fu families at that time. The accompanying Tiangou of that generation was born in the north, in Luliang."

The history of Fuyu Mountain's changes has always confused Qin Kun's mind, and Qin Kun immediately raised his hand to stop it.

"stop!!!"

"Old man Chao, Uncle Ge, don't talk so much useless, I just ask, why are you looking for me today?"

Qin Kun was really confused. In the hottest afternoon, a group of old men came to the house, gossip first, and then talk. Now they are all talking about the history of Fuyu Mountain. What are you doing?You have to be logical when you are old.

Chao Zhen put the wrench in his hand on the table, and suddenly, the surroundings were dark.

Above his head, there was a huge Tai Chi, very far away from him, and the round Tai Chi diagram, like the bright moon in the middle of the night, was spinning directly above.

mirage world.

In the mirage world, not only Chao Zhen, Ge Zhan, Chu Dao, Jing Sansheng, Yu Yuexian also came in.

Chao Zhen became murderous all over, and Qin Kun became vigilant.

"Senior, don't mess around, explain something clearly, otherwise the fist will not have eyes."

Chao Zhen took a step forward, and his whole body suddenly swelled. Three to five seconds later, a huge monster appeared, 6 meters high, looking down at Qin Kun, and Qin Kun's hair almost exploded due to the cold coercion.

I'm stupid... Chao Laodao... What the hell is a personal Zhuli? ! !