My life is super hard, nothing is taboo/Ghost Shelter

Wang Gan considered for a long time, but had no choice but to throw in the towel and said in a daze, "Qin Heigou, are you... an army formation?"

Wang Qian felt that Qin Kun's advances and retreats were well-founded, and the five chess pieces were like the five armies, which was a bit overwhelming. His chess master was Wu Xiong and Wu Banxian, but Wang Qian had an illusion. It is also impossible to grasp the changes inside for a while.

Qin Kun thought for a while, and replied: "I don't know if it's a military formation, or a simple formation, um, you know the formation, right?"

Depend on!

Are you looking down on me?Earth, water, fire, and wind, change and conservation, form an array.This is placed in the orthodox Taoist sect, who doesn't know?

Wang Gan looked at Qin Kun resentfully, this guy is a reckless man, when is he worthy of speaking in such a wise man's tone...

"Brother Dog, is this considered an array? Don't you need an array map?" Chu Qianxun asked curiously. He remembered that Qin Kun had drawn an array map when he was in Hell Dao Official Temple.

Qin Kun said: "Of course! The chessboard is the formation map, the chess pieces are the eyes of the formation, and the movement of the chess pieces is the operation of the formation. The simplest formation homework is to play chess."

Wang Gan pondered for a while and said, "That's right, although the formation is incomplete, it has not been lost. The formation map is the rules, the eyes of the formation are the rules, the rules are the rules of the formation, and the rules are the energy of the formation. The more complex the formation and the more rules, the more energy it can accommodate. As the eye of the formation, the greater the energy contained, the greater the changes that can be made in the formation."

The real big formation is hidden in the endless changes or the avenue of conservation. It is said that in ancient times, the "humanity rises and replaces the big formation", the "angry dragon defeats the dragon big formation", and the "mixed dragon ascends to the sky big formation". Changes are earth-shattering, and quietness is 'the world is peaceful'.This has surpassed ghost hunting, the highest method of Taoism, and has risen to the level of 'reason'.

What is it?The avenue that is eternal and consistent with ever-changing changes is called truth!

After the little fat man finished speaking, he narrowed his eyes and looked at Qin Kun. In just a few days, Qin Kun seemed to have become unpredictable again.

Where did this guy learn it from?At that time, the inheritance of Maoshan was cut off, and the Zhenzi scroll disappeared along with Liu Ji in the early Ming Dynasty.Later, when the formation master Kuai Xiang built the Forbidden City, he only inherited the 'Feng Shui' lineage.

In the middle of the night, the three of them had fallen asleep.

In the living room, Niu Meng and the mourning ghost were counting the money and smiling.

Skinning Ghost, Wedding Dress Ghost, Xu Tao, Shui Monk, Fei Lei Zong, each lost 3 stacks of coins, very depressed.Qin Kun's subordinates, the evil ghosts have 60 stacks of ghost coins for offerings every month, and those below the evil ghosts have 30 stacks, and other additional offerings are divided according to the proportion of the task.

3 stacks of ghost coins are equal to two or three days without cultivation.

Niu Meng was meditating, absorbing and digesting the yin and pure spiritual power of Mingbi, and the mourning ghost was also very happy, crying and laughing on his face, hiding in a corner and starting to practice.

On the sofa, the peeling ghost who came back to his senses looked at the wedding dress ghost and said, "Elder sister, do you feel that Brother Kun's temperament seems to be different from before..."

The wedding dress ghost wiped his bronze mirror, and inside was a pale face like a flower and jade.

"No." The wedding dress ghost did not speak, but the face in the bronze mirror who spoke.

"Young Master Xu, you didn't feel it either?" The Skinner looked at Xu Tao who was beside him.

Xu Tao was puzzled: "It has become...more lustful? Why do I feel that Qin Kun didn't look at Miss Chu today. Could it be that Miss Chu's charm has declined? Hmm...I have to go and see."

Xu Tao finally found an excuse, and walked to the door of Chu Qianxun's room in a serious manner, and happened to bump into the old ghost of the corpse lamp who was watching the night. The old ghost shook the corpse oil in the lamp and smiled at Xu Tao.

"Uh... I just came to see if Miss Chu is asleep, she's okay, you're busy, you're busy..." Xu Tao left dejectedly.

This old ghost has a gloomy feel to it. It is said that before he died, he was a living person in a mass grave. In the end, he was forced to eat the corpse for a few days, and died of illness.Zombie Lantern Ghost and Fei Lei Zombie are also evil ghosts, but they are more withdrawn and out of group than Fei Lei Zombie.

He hides his hostility all over his body, and under normal circumstances, except for giving Niu Meng and the wedding ghost a good face, most of the other ghosts have expressions that they don't care about.

Xu Tao returned to the sofa depressed, and the water monk next to him picked the water plants in his mouth, and said: "Peeling, they didn't find it, the monk found it, but it's nothing to make a fuss about, the master was even more aggressive 30 years ago than he is now, Amitabha, none of you know how he beat me up with a martial arts instructor at that time!"

Monk Shui's eyes were restrained, as if he was accusing a black and evil force of beating civilians in the past.

"30 years ago?!"

Skinning Ghost, Wedding Dress Ghost, and Xu Tao spoke together.

"30 years ago?"

Niu Meng also looked suspiciously.

Thirty years ago, Qin Kun was not even born yet, so what would you use to hit you?

"Monk, you are really good at bragging." Xu Tao curled her lips and said.

The water monk spat out the water plants in his mouth, and said angrily: "Monks don't lie! Why did I blow it up? Let me tell you, 30 years ago, at that time..."

Monk Shui opened his mouth, ready to talk about the past when he met Qin Kun, but he found that his mouth was moving, but he couldn't say a word.

what happened?

Monk Shui felt shocked and touched himself. His whole body was intact and his tongue was still there. How could he be speechless?

"Monk, don't be foolish, what happened 30 years ago?" Skinner asked impatiently, "You're going to die if you dare to brag..."

"30 years ago, I..." Monk Shui spoke again, and in the middle of speaking, he lost his voice again, as if there was an invisible force that stopped him from speaking.

This is... a ban?

Monk Shui was shocked beyond measure, he had never heard of it before, any Taoism would only prevent him from speaking about that part of the past.

"What happened 30 years ago? Talk." Niu Meng's expression darkened.

Shui Monk is sweating... These guys are obviously angry, but I'm so speechless!What can I do!

"Cough, 30 years ago, I wanted to ask for a severe beating, Amitabha!"

Monk Shui clasped his hands together, and the Skinner grabbed his own skin and put it on his head: "How dare you make such a cheap request? You really want to die!"

After finishing speaking, monk Shui was beaten with bruised nose and swollen face. He hugged his head and shouted, "Anger is karma! Anger is karma, fellow practitioners! Amitabha, give me some face, don't slap your face."

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Chapter 0216

A funeral home in Linjiang City on Monday.

Qin Kun received Lao Wang's night shift notice, and at 5:[-] p.m., Qin Kun hurried over on his bicycle.

In the office, curator Wang was about to go home from get off work. Qin Kun asked puzzledly: "Old Wang, didn't you agree that I will work the day shift and the night shift? Why is it the other way around?"

Curator Wang said: "Xiao Qin, Han Yao has worked hard at work during this time, and her skills have caught up. It's normal for you to take turns off. I can't use a newcomer to death, can I?"

Has his craft caught up so quickly?Just that aesthetic?

Qin Kun didn't believe it.

When he came to the Ice Coffin Hall, Qin Kun opened the drawer of the freezer and saw the face of the deceased inside was peaceful. If it weren't for the blue color after blood loss and the ice on his face, it would be hard to tell that this was a person who had stumbled and died tragically.

Qin Kun looked at it for a while, and sure enough, as Lao Wang said, Tuwa's craftsmanship has caught up.

I rely on...

I didn't expect Tuwa to have such a talent.

After looking at several freezers in charge of encoffining, I found that the remains of the deceased were all good.

Well, Qin Kun agreed to the proposal of taking a rest.

At 9 o'clock in the evening, the remains of the deceased sent today have all been decorated.

However, at the door of the sewing room, a phone rang suddenly, which seemed extremely abrupt in the quiet building.

'Jingle Bell'

'Jingle Bell'

The empty voice of the phone on the wall echoed in the corridor of the Ice Coffin Hall.

Qin Kun took off his gloves and answered the phone: "Hello?"

The call was from the doorman, Mr. Qu.

"Hey, Xiao Qin, we have sent a pair of dead people here urgently. According to the family's request, dress up and be cremated that night. I have already called Lao Zhou from the cremation building. You come out first."

Qin Kun came to the gate of the funeral parlor, and it was a farm vehicle that pulled the deceased.

In many places near Linjiang City, there is no custom for the deceased to stop the coffin, and those who set up a coffin for funerals use the ashes of the deceased.

A man wiped his tears with a sad expression. The villagers who supported him first showed Qin Kun the death certificate, and then told Qin Kun the general situation.

It turned out that this was a villager from a village near Linjiang City. The deceased was a pregnant woman. She had mild prenatal depression at first, but her family did not pay attention and became suspicious.At night, I have constant nightmares, and I always dream that a monster will be born in my stomach.In fact, psychologically speaking, this is the pressure brought by the rural patriarchal tradition to pregnant women.

I am afraid that I will not be able to give birth to a boy and be ridiculed by others.

When the fetus was seven months old, the pregnant woman found a witch in the mountain village and asked the witch to take a look at it for her.As a result, the witch said that she was a ghost fetus, and she needed to get rid of it quickly, otherwise the little ghost would haunt her, and her life would not be guaranteed, and her family would be harmed.

The pregnant woman was originally suspicious and suspected that there was something wrong with the baby in her stomach. When she heard this "disaster", she was convinced and immediately accepted the witch's suggestion of caesarean section.

But... the ghost was not taken out, and a premature dead baby was taken out, and the pregnant woman died of excessive blood loss.

The villagers helped to carry the corpse to the mortuary, and saw the freezer full of room, and there was an unclosed corpse, which was more terrifying than the mortuary on TV, so they hurried away in fright.The husband of the pregnant woman wanted to leave too, but was stopped by Qin Kun.

"Where are you going?" Qin Kun grabbed the man's shoulder, "It's your wife and child who died, so what are you afraid of?"

That man tremblingly said: "This is a Yin land...it will be haunted by ghosts!!"

Qin Kun put on his gloves, put on his clothes, and began to wipe away the blood: "Haunted? Take a look at your wife first."

The man looked carefully and found that his daughter-in-law opened her eyes at some point, her round eyes were staring straight ahead, combined with her blood-covered appearance, it was extremely terrifying.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The man yelped and retreated to the wall.

He felt that he had bumped into something, and found a row of paper figures of equal height behind him.

The paper figurine has big eyes, small pupils, blush, a strange smile, and a pale complexion. However, the clothes are peach and blue, and the colors are bright, which makes the complexion even more weird.

The man froze all of a sudden, looking around, there were more than a dozen paper figurines standing in the cold-light sewing room, as if they were all staring at him.

"I, I, I..." The man wanted to walk now, but found that his legs had no strength.

"Don't you, you, me, me, her, her, your daughter-in-law is dying. If you leave like this, I guarantee you will hit a ghost." Qin Kun said while working.

The man was about to cry, the death of his wife had already frightened him enough, this little master still cursed himself to hit a ghost?

The man looked at his daughter-in-law's round eyes, and he couldn't believe it. He was sure that his daughter-in-law had closed her eyes when she was sent in, so how could she open them at this time?

"Then, what should we do?" Seeing Qin Kun, the man suddenly found a life-saving straw.

This little master is so calm, there must be a way!

Qin Kun said slowly: "When sending the dead, you need to be sincere. If you have her in your heart, you will not be afraid of her. Ghosts are ghosts. Do you understand spirits? If you are afraid of her, she will definitely feel it. Maybe in the future Hold on to you."

Qin Kun tried to cover the eyes of the female corpse, and found that every time he closed her eyes, the eyelids opened automatically after a while, which was really scary.

In the past few years, Qin Kun has also seen a few times when he died with unsatisfactory results. If he is not at ease to send him away at this time, the ghost will definitely go back to find his family.

Qin Kun's action of helping to close his eyes, under the background of the cold light, looked even colder. The female corpse on the sewing table, together with Qin Kun's eyes hidden in the shadows, added a bit of horror that penetrated into the soul.

The man was flustered, suppressing his fear and asked: "I, I will definitely not be afraid of her, she is my wife!"

shouted the man.

"That's right."

Qin Kun patted him on the shoulder in an encouraging tone, "Come on, wipe your wife's blood and change her shroud."

The corner of the man's eyes twitched, he only hated himself for being cheap.

But at this time, what else?

The man braced himself and wiped off the blood for the deceased. Qin Kun held the dead baby and put it back into the deceased's stomach, and then stitched up the body stitch by stitch.

The belly of the deceased was moving, and it was obvious that a small hand was pushing and pushing in the belly, preventing Qin Kun from stitching.

The hand of the man who put on the clothes kept shaking, and he touched the hand through his wife's belly several times. He was terrified in his heart, looked at Qin Kun with begging eyes, and almost yelled.

"Little ghost, little ghost, you died young before you entered the world. There are countless causes and effects. Those who harmed you will get retribution. Don't come out to do evil, and have a good pregnancy early."

After Qin Kun finished speaking, he looked at the female corpse again.

"You have no children after you die, and your family and relatives will burn incense and light candles for you. The cause of this matter is caused by you. You are free to eat the bitter fruit. Listening to people's bewitching has harmed your children and yourself. How long will you remember in the next life? Go early, Mo Hualigui has come out to harm people."

When Qin Kun was stitching, he ignored the dead woman's corpse and the little hand in her belly, and kept rambling.

This is also the old rule of the mortician. When the corpse is sewn into the coffin, you have to say some "nonsense". Naturally, the nonsense is to coax the ghosts, so that they can go to the underworld with peace of mind, and don't come out to wander the world.

Seeing Qin Kun talking to his wife and child, the man clasped his hands together and said with a sore nose, "My child, reincarnate earlier, and I will burn paper for you, so don't wander around like a lonely ghost. Daughter-in-law , you too, I will sue that witch, you can rest assured... After you die, I will not marry and have children for five years, treat your father and mother well, you can go at ease..."

On the sewing table, as the man kept praying, the female corpse's eyes, which were originally wide open, slowly closed, and the movement in her belly gradually disappeared.

Qin Kun's expression relaxed slightly, and he said to the man: "Okay, your wife forgives you. Remember to keep the promise, go. Wait in the cremation building."

Qin Kun started to put on makeup and drove the man away.

The man is not afraid at all now, but he is a little guilty, hating himself for not caring about his wife and causing her to suffer a disaster.

At the door of the sewing room, the man rubbed the hem of his clothes and called Qin Kun. Qin Kun turned his head and found that the man bowed to him.