"Who are you!" The farmer asked back.
"I am Li Chong!"
"I, Han Youfu!"
The two reported their names, Li Chong frowned and said, "Uncle Blessed, have you seen where all the guests from the groom Han Yao's house have gone?"
The farmer looked at Li Chong suspiciously, and then inadvertently took out a dung shovel from the nearby toilet: "Hehe, there is no such person in Donghan Village! Besides, the groom is not Han Yao, who are you?!"
Han Youfu's eyes were wary.
Li Chong's eyes widened, and he smelled the original rice field smell. Seeing that the other party was pointing at him with a dung shovel, he quickly waved his hands and said, "Uncle Blessed, put this thing down first! I'm a good person!"
Li Chong's suit is a famous brand!Those who can buy half a car, if they are photographed by this thing, the cleaning fee alone will cost several thousand.
Han Youfu sneered: "A good person? I don't think you are a good person! Traitor, mustache, what on earth are you doing here, tell me!!!"
I……
Li Chong can't argue with his words now, his image is his personality, not his character, so is a greasy beard a traitor?This is obviously unreasonable!
"Okay! I won't tell you, I'll drive back, okay!"
Li Chong patted his ass and left. Han Youfu was obviously still vigilant, and followed all the way with a dung shovel in his hand. Li Chong looked at Han Youfu behind him, and felt more and more sweat on his forehead as he walked.
Where is my car?
This time I came to the Northland to ensure my style, but Guan Chai Ziyue's master Ma Xiaohua borrowed a luxury car. Now not only is the car gone, but the road has changed!
The road that had been repaired at the entrance of the village turned into a dirt road, several rows of houses turned into fields, and several small high-rise buildings became low-rise buildings. Li Chong wiped his sweat.
Have you seen a ghost?
Stopped and saw a strange village, anger rose from his heart, and a tiger roared out, Li Chonghu looked around: "Who is playing with me?!"
The tiger roars in the deserted village!
Surrounded by whirling leaves!
The giant roar was accompanied by a shock of spiritual power, but nothing changed!It was obvious that the surroundings were not hit by ghosts and hit the wall, but Han Youfu was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.
Omg!
Is this young man a tiger? !
"You...you are a tiger demon!!!"
Han Youfu smashed it with a dung shovel, Li Chong dodged quickly, and then smiled apologetically: "No, Uncle Youfu, I..."
"Hurry up, people! The tiger demon has snatched a kiss!!!"
Li Chong stood in a mess under the moon.
I am so wronged! ! !
Han Youfu was calling for someone, and Li Chong followed behind to explain, but Han Youfu couldn't listen at all, and then a group of villagers came, and Han Youfu became more courageous.
"What's the matter, Uncle Fu?"
"This man, Tiger Demon!"
Tigress? !
A group of villagers looked at Li Chong, Li Chong was tongue-tied, Han Youfu said loudly: "I swear! He just uttered a tiger cry, exactly the same!"
These words made several villagers agree.
"That's right, that's right, I heard it just now! The Shuan next to me also said that I was drunk from drinking."
"I heard it too! I thought someone was yelling!"
"Is it really a tiger demon?"
"Come to snatch a kiss!!!"
The villagers talked a lot, although they were skeptical, but they were all united and took out all kinds of farm tools, and surrounded Li Chong in the middle.
Li Chong called out his injustice.
"I'm human! Look, I have a shadow!"
"I don't believe it! Unless you are tied up until tomorrow morning, goblins are active at night, and they will show their true colors when they see the sun!"
Li Chong argued: "Don't be superstitious!"
"He's scared, it looks like he's a tiger demon!"
"What should I do? Is there any danger?"
"Hmph, what are you afraid of? There are so many of us, so we will cut off his tiger penis to make wine tonight!"
Li Chong almost knelt down to this group of people.
I have struggled for more than 30 years, working hard all the way up from the bottom. When the knife was on my neck, I didn't blink my eyes and said soft words. Now I suddenly feel cold in the crotch.
You guys, I'm so mad!
A group of villagers were eager to try it, and some of them were bold after drinking, and when they were about to copy the guy, a voice came.
"Hold on."
Han Youfu looked over, his puzzled eyes suddenly lit up, and next to him, Han Youfu's eldest granddaughter beamed with joy: "Brother Qin!"
A young man took a deep breath of fresh air, fanned the candles and fireworks on his body, and smiled at the girl: "Swallow? Long time no see, you are so beautifully dressed today."
The woman was wearing a red jacket with braids. Such a straightforward compliment made her blush: "Brother Qin, don't make fun of me."
Standing among the fellow villagers, Qin Kun unexpectedly became one with them in an instant. He took out a pack of cigarettes, and after being dispersed by a few acquaintances, he said to Han Youfu, "Uncle Youfu, long time no see!"
"Hahahaha, Xiao Qin came back from abroad again?"
"Well. Come back and walk around, haha. What are you doing in such a big battle?" Qin Kun saw Li Chong wanted to speak, and quickly blinked at him.
When Han Qingyan heard this, her cheeks blushed: "Brother Qin, this, this person is a tiger demon!"
Tiger demon?
Qin Kun looked at Li Chong. It had been a long time since he saw him. How could King Li Shan be classified as a beast by the villagers?You are all so insightful.
Han Youfu said decisively: "Yes! I heard that he can imitate the roar of a tiger. He is a tiger demon. Tonight, on my granddaughter's big day, he is here to snatch a kiss!"
"That's right, Xiao Qin, this tiger demon has snatched a kiss!"
"Why don't we beat him to his original form?!"
"Hmph, I'm going to cut off his tiger penis to make wine!"
Qin Kun saw that the crowd was excited, so he had to quickly divert everyone's attention at this time, otherwise it would not be good.
So he laughed and said: "Uncle Fu, sister Qingyan, this person is not a tiger demon, he came back from abroad with me, and he is also in the next village!"
what?
Everyone was stunned, Han Youfu was stunned: "But..."
Qin Kun's chest suddenly swelled, and a tiger's roar burst out. The surrounding villagers were startled and covered their ears.
Then, Qin Kun said lightly: "We are doing dubbing work abroad, um... just making movies and imitating sound effects, so everyone may have misunderstood."
Oh!
Make a movie!No wonder he was dressed so brightly and the roar of the tiger was so real.
The crowd was relieved.
Han Youfu was a little embarrassed, and Han Qingyan's face became cramped. Wouldn't it be a joke for the tiger demon to snatch the marriage?
People in the village care about face, if this matter is spread by everyone, it will be embarrassing.
Qin Kun seemed to understand something, and said with a smile: "However, it is reasonable for the tiger demon to snatch the marriage, hahahaha, just kidding, don't mind, Boss Li went back to the village this time and asked me if there are any beautiful girls around me, to see if I can train to be a movie actor I'm thinking of Yanzi! Foreign countries are open-minded and straightforward, but I didn't expect Yanzi to get married today, Brother Qin apologizes to you for taking the liberty!"
Qin Kun paused and looked around: "Everyone, I, Qin Kun, have been abrupt about this!"
Qin Kun quickly unpacked another pack of cigarettes and scattered them there. The people around him were also honest, and for a while, they never thought of so many detours. After receiving Qin Kun's cigarettes, he said embarrassedly.
"Hi! Nothing nothing..."
"So I was looking for a movie actor! Swallow is indeed the most beautiful in our village!"
"Hahaha, this eldest brother turns out to be Brother Qin's friend, I'm sorry just now!"
Qin Kun winked at Li Chong, and Li Chong walked over with a smile.
"Brothers, my mouth is stupid, I didn't explain clearly just now, come on, come on, light up the cigarette!"
Li Chong took out his luxurious lighter and lit it, and everyone believed it.
This thing looks like a good thing from abroad!How could Tiger Demon have such high-end foreign goods!
The surrounding villagers dispersed, and Li Chong asked Qin Kun in a low voice: "Qin Heigou, where is this place?"
"30 years ago, Donghan Village!"
"Ah?! How is it possible!"
"The causal line may be messed up..."
"Don't be kidding...!"
"No kidding, settle down first, find out if anyone else is here!"
Chapter 1400 Bilegon's grandson
At night, in Donghan Village, Li Chong was squatting by the side of the road, feeling that things were a bit bloody.
Obviously, he was attending Han Yao's wedding, but now it's good, he went to attend the wedding of a woman he didn't know 30 years ago.
What kind of cigarettes are these people in Donghan Village doing when they have nothing to do...
In addition...
"Qin Heigou, how did you know them?" Li Chong looked at Qin Kun.
After the surrounding villagers dispersed, the two were still squatting beside the smoke. The smoke hadn't cleared up, but it had been almost 10 minutes, and still no one came out.
Qin Kun pursed his lips: "I have a lot of friends, so it's strange to know a few people."
I bother!
Li Chong spit out a mouthful of phlegm, is this something that can be explained by the friendship?
Qin Kun said that this place was 30 years ago. Li Chong was skeptical, but when he just entered the house to ask for water, he found a newspaper calendar from 30 years ago.
But this is too unbelievable...
There are more and more secrets about Qin Kun, Li Chong can only sigh helplessly, no matter how this guy is Zijin Daoding, a top psychic medium, he shouldn't be too surprised to bring him to some strange place right.
The two didn't continue chatting, because the smoke was about to disperse. Before the smoke along the road was blown away, a young man with a round head came out of the smoke at the other end of the village, coughing loudly.
"Hey! One came out!"
Li Chong stood up, his pupils constricted, "It's... Han Miao!"
Qin Kun also saw it. Before all the smoke disappeared, Han Miao suddenly appeared at the other end of the village.At this moment, Han Miao blew her nose, took out a handkerchief and wiped it, and after seeing the dirt roads and different buildings around her, she didn't feel panicked at all.
He counted the doors, came to a fat door, and slapped: "Blessed old man! Open the door, it's me!"
Han Youfu walked out from another row of houses on the slope, and replied after hearing the voice: "Knock a ball! Come up!"
"Huh? You moved?"
"Move the ball, Yanzi is getting married today! I'm in a new house!"
"Oh, I got lost again, is there anything I need to do? Just give me a hot kang to sleep for a night."
Han Miao was already familiar with the road, and Han Youfu took a puff of dry smoke and smiled: "Damn it! Come and have a feast! You can still listen to the opera at night! By the way, Xiao Qin is here too!"
"Ah? Where is Master Qin?"
"Looks like he took his American friend with him."
"..."
Li Chong stared wide-eyed, pointed at Han Miao who entered the room, and looked at Qin Kun puzzledly: "This... Isn't this 30 years ago? Why is he so familiar..."
Seeing that the smoke had cleared, Qin Kun saw that he and Li Chong were the only ones coming to Fuyu Mountain, and he could only sigh in disappointment: "It's a long story, he and this group of people have known each other earlier than I..."
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