Ye Huan wanted to leave again and again, but the small earphone in his ear slowly came out, "Calm down, calm down, you must be very calm, don't panic."
"Ah! Look at the shitty variety show you made, and who are you artists? If you don't have the strength, why are you here to participate in the talent show?"
"Calm down, calm down, you have to be calm, and you have to be calm like other mentors."
Ye Huan said helplessly: "Are you sure the other mentors are calm? Why do I see unparalleled anger in their eyes."
"You have to think like this! Although they showed anger and unwillingness on the surface, they didn't say it out, and their buttocks are also sitting upright. I think you should sit upright like them. And then, just like watching clowns, just watch them being funny onstage."
"Ah, um, um, so what is the purpose of this variety show?"
"Isn't the purpose of our variety show obvious? Of course, it's to attract attention and attract attention. I think this theme will be very interesting."
"Oh, so you are the mastermind of this variety show? You actually tortured us like this, I really want to hack you to death with a kitchen knife."
"Damn, big brother, you must be calm and calm! Although it looks impossible now, it is actually super possible. You must believe me."
Ye Huan said lightly: "What kind of capital do you use to make me trust you? You don't have any capital, so why should I trust you? Well, roll as far as you go, hurry up and climb for me, I I really don't want to see you again, you piece of shit."
"It's okay, we can add more money. If 1000 million is not enough, how about we add another 1000 million? Isn't it OK?"
"Although I don't know what your purpose is, but for the sake of doubling your money, then I forgive you, but I want to tell you that if there is still torture in the future, then No matter how much money you give, it's useless, I must leave."
He smiled awkwardly but politely and said: "Of course, if there is any particularly tormenting situation in the future, then you can go, we will definitely not stop you."
"This is what you said, don't regret it!!"
"I will never regret it. As the saying goes, if a gentleman says something, it's hard to follow."
"Okay, yes, very very good."
"Then please continue!"
"Ok!"
Ye Huan said with a forced smile.
Immediately afterwards, the torture began.
"Let me send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white."
All the people on the field covered their ears, this is not called singing, this is simply an invisible sound sickle, a powerful lethal weapon, it seems to be able to destroy everything, it is extremely terrifying.
"I'm really convinced. I really don't know where this guy's self-confidence comes from. This kind of blind self-confidence really kills people."
Ye Huan's voice was so low that only he could hear it.
The yin and yang mentor kept shaking his head in his seat, as if he was groaning in pain.
"Well, that tutor lady, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so painful? Are you feeling unwell? Do you want to go to the hospital?"
The instructor shook his head and said: "No need, no need, I'm comfortable, I just do another exercise, you know? This exercise can greatly increase the stretching of my muscles and make me feel My body feels very comfortable."
The other one of the instructors almost twisted his expression, and then he didn't know what to do.
"My head is so dizzy, how can my head be so dizzy? How can I be so dizzy?"
He said in a very low voice: "Program crew, I want more money."
Chapter 744 Acting
In that tiny earphone, the program team said very gently: "Okay, okay, as long as you can hold on, we will double the price."
Hearing this double the price, the tutor immediately felt better. After all, the temptation of small money is too great. There is nothing in this world. Anything can be more attractive than small money. If there is one , That's piles and piles of small money.
Or a bunch of more expensive stuff.
I don't know how long it took, but that guy finally finished singing!
He also bowed by the way, like a gentleman, and then swayed his hair very confidently, "Mentors, my performance is over, isn't it super good? Please comment. "
At this time, Ye Huan was speechless again, he didn't even know what to say, "Ah, here, your strengths are already very obvious, that is self-confidence, which is very good, but there is one thing I think your ability should match your self-confidence, in this case, maybe it will be better."
This young man's self-confidence is really good. Ye Huan's words want him to realize that sometimes it is better to rely on strength. After all, anyone can say big things, but without strength, it is true no.
But the young man didn't seem to understand what he was saying at all.
"Well, thank you very much for the teacher's evaluation, I will ~ work hard."
I don't know why, Ye Huan always felt that this sentence was weird, "Ah, I believe you will work hard, but, I think, that is, I might give you a lower score, you must not- Blame me."
He shook his head and said: "It doesn't matter, I know that every tutor has his own taste, maybe the songs we sing are not suitable for your taste, so it doesn't matter if you don't like it, we It's totally acceptable, after all, the main target of our songs is still the trend, or the public."
Seeing what this guy said, Ye Huan really wanted to kill him.
No, no, I have to calm down, I must calm down, after all they give too much, I must calm down, absolutely not be impulsive, if I am impulsive, maybe the money I get will not be given to me.
"Oh, so, this contestant, how do you define the trend!"
"Fashion is of course very good. It's a definition. It's fine if a lot of people like it. Am I right?"
Ye Huan smiled and said, "Yes, yes, of course you are right, very right, but do you think the song you are singing is really in line with the trend? Is it really in line with the public?"
He smiled and said, "Isn't the song I'm singing now not in line with the trend? Isn't it in line with the public?"
"Hehe, I think it's better for you to ask. Ask the people behind you to see if they like your song or not?"
"Why don't I dare to do this, everyone, do you think I sing well?"
At the same time, off-screen, a bunch of viewers felt disgusted by this guy, and really wanted to slap him to death.
"What is this thing? It's popular and trendy. Damn, I really can't stand it anymore. Can you withdraw this thing?"
"What the hell is this! I'm afraid I haven't graduated from primary school yet? This singing is not as good as mine, and I have practiced it for a few years. Damn, I have been at ease these few years. I have practiced it for a few years, really. , don’t laugh at me to death.”
Obviously, these audiences also particularly hate this guy.
He doesn't conform to the public's aesthetics at all. This is all his self-righteous idea. He has brought himself into the public's aesthetics. In fact, he is nothing.
At the same time, this guy's Weibo was bombarded by a bunch of people.
"You guy, what qualifications do you have to represent us, you'd better go home and rebuild! I really don't know where your qualifications come from, you are not worthy at all, you know?"
"You are a tease sent by monkeys, right? You know, when I saw you on TV, I felt the same feeling as watching monkeys in a zoo, but I still like monkeys in zoos, at least they don't They can talk, and they are a little bit cute, but you are different, you are really stupid, and it makes people feel angry and speechless."
"You clown, I really don't know what kind of show you are doing. Be good, why don't you go home? Be good and go home, how good it is to farm."
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"Has the threshold for being on TV been lowered a lot now? How come even a clown like you got in?"
"Do you want to arrange for a black man to carry the coffin? I think Brother Hei needs to take the order. This guy is simply the god of death."
"It seems that he should be rewarded with a lump of Ollie."
"How can you say that about my brother? My brother will be sad, and my brother will cry. It's funny."
"I almost shot, but fortunately I stopped my steps, otherwise you will be caked."
"Hey hey hey."
Weibo has now become a place where black guys are happy. Basically, there are not many people who maintain this guy. It is also impossible to like him. After all, there are too many people in China. It is true that there are a few more mentally retarded people.
...... ......
At the same time, this guy looked at the other mentors.
"Okay, although tutor Ye Huan doesn't like my work very much, I believe there will be tutors who like my work. After all, it took me a lot of hard work. The teammates behind me know that I In order to win, how much did I pay? Every night, before dawn, I get up and practice my voice. After practicing my voice, I will practice my dance. After you want to play my dance, I will Jumping around the room just for today."
This guy seems to have a very special talent for acting, because it didn't take long for him to shed tears. There was nothing wrong with it. The tears flowed down, and his feelings were very sincere, as if they were real.
But there were many, many actors present, and these guys were all moved to tears.
They even recalled pictures of themselves in practice.
Ye Huan felt that these guys were totally unreasonable and simply sick. What's so touching about this, couldn't it be seen that this guy was just pretending?
Ye Huan didn't believe these guys, he couldn't tell.
"Okay, enough, enough, don't shed any tears." Kui.
Chapter 745 Intolerable
"I know that you have practiced very hard, but it is also because you have practiced so hard that you have to show your best results instead of being perfunctory on this stage. After all, you have spent a lot of time on Here, then you must be here to create your own melody, isn't it?"
Ye Huan then said: "I didn't come to see you acting. This stage is a competition. Is there anyone in this world who doesn't work hard? People who don't work hard will starve to death. Only those who work hard can survive. Between you So you survive because of your hard work."
"This stage is for competition. If there are only winners and no losers, then there is no need for you to come to this stage, because this stage is to eliminate losers and choose winners. Do you understand what I mean?" Five five three""
"I believe that you should be able to understand what I mean."
Those people in the audience were stunned by this speech, as well as those mentors, they sighed a long time, and then cast awe-inspiring gazes at Ye Huan.
And he gave a thumbs up, as if he was saying that he did a good job.
It was precisely because of this that the audience in front of the TV kept applauding. They had long since disliked that guy, and the current picture was the result they hoped for.
"It's so beautiful. If I come, I will do the same. It's really fucking annoying. The most annoying thing is this kind of sissy."
"Well done, these hypocritical guys, I have long been tired of seeing them. Really, what is hard work? Shouldn't it be our group of workers who have worked the hardest? Really, these idiots are here What to wear?"
"It's been a long time since I've seen these traffic niches not pleasing to the eye. It's good, it's good, but it's too tactful. I think it's better to be more rough."
On Weibo, Ye Huan's fans also increased exponentially.
This kind of effect is exactly what the program group wanted, but it is a pity that they originally wanted to do it later, but they didn't expect that Ye Huan completely lost control, and it was completely out of their control However, it is precisely because of this that they have no intention of planting willows and willows, and they have completed the plan before the scheduled time.
Ye Huan felt something was wrong, after all, seeing these fake guys pretending was really hard to watch, so he said something in an instant, and now the audience became a little quiet, as if the sound of breathing could be heard by others arrive.
It was precisely because of this that his mind was blank now, and he didn't know what to say. In short, he looked very embarrassed.
At this time, the yin and yang mentor said, "Well said, well said, this is simply the philosophy of life, each of us has to go through such a stage, and now, the stage we have gone through has already, immediately It’s about to pass, the future belongs to you young people, so you have to work hard! Let the world see, you are all good, you are not just rubbish, you are all good, you are from the land of China Children and grandchildren, you will be proud of who you are."
"Thank you mentor, we understand."
"Well, it's good to understand. Although your singing voice still has a little bit of a fly in the ointment, but I believe that this is a fly in the ointment, and it will definitely be made up for, so keep working hard in the future! Of course, I will not give you too much. High score."
He shook his head and said: "It's okay, I know, maybe I'm too proud? And my level is not that good, but overall, it shouldn't be that bad!"
"Oh, of course it's not that bad, it's the same as when I sing karaoke at home, yes, it's not bad at all, but it's definitely not too good, so I can only give you a low score."
This competition system is based on the total scores of the five instructors to determine who the final winner is.
The highest score that each tutor can give is 50 points, that is to say, if there are five tutors, the highest score is [-] points.
And the final score this guy got was, one point, that's right, one point, which was very embarrassing.
Many mentors say that it is not that bad, but their bodies are very, very honest.
Of course, such a result also made the audience outside the screen more excited, they said that they did it beautifully.
"Ou Maiga, it's so cool, I've never seen such a cool variety show, it's even more cool than those in the online novels, it's so cool, I don't know what words to use to describe it , Anyway, this variety show, I really enjoy watching it, it’s too high, I hope this guy can perform again, I want to see how the other two talents make a fool of themselves... "
"Omega, my God, is this really funny? It's just a bunch of clowns acting there, and they're also a bunch of clowns who can't stand on the stage. I really laughed to death, but these clowns, It adds a bit of joy to the atmosphere, haha."
"These things in the entertainment industry are too much, but I really like this mentor, haha."
"Looking at it is really cool! It's so cool to me, it's time to give this group of trash some color."
"Sure enough, garbage is garbage, especially special garbage, which will never be on the stage."
Many, many people are praising Ye Huan, and some other instructors, it's super beautiful.
It is precisely because of this that the popularity of this show once reached its peak.
The big penguin at the back was crazy about collecting money, "It's amazing. Sure enough, it is right for us to invite these professional tutors. Let them come to see the unevenness of this world, haha."
"That's right, boss, you are truly a genius. There is no one in this world who is more talented than you at 2.6."
"Of course, after all, to make money, you must use some tricks."
At this moment, a familiar voice suddenly came from the headphones next to the ears of all the instructors.
"Dear mentors, can you let those two guys have another show."
As soon as this sentence came out, some instructors panicked.
Among them, Ye Huan was the most flustered, because he had no idea what the hell they were going to do.
"Isn't that okay? I think these guys should have been eliminated. They're so badass, you know? They're driving me crazy, you know?"
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