More than a dozen scouts approached Sky Island.
Although they don't have one yet, the other party said that they have a ready-made one on the empty island, and they don't mind having a dozen p, if they are brothers, they will be together.
"boom."
With a dull sound, the two empty islands border each other.
The scouts who were full of desire didn't care about the environment of the sky island at all, and rushed to the side of the governor one by one, excitedly.
"Where is the mother? I'm the eldest brother, so I should be the first to post."
"Fuck off, the elder brother should be humble, I am the second elder brother, I should be the first."
"I don't like wearing broken shoes, I hope you don't know what's good and what's wrong."
"Fuck off, so to speak, I'm the youngest, and I don't like wearing broken shoes, so I'm the first one."
In dispute.
No one noticed that the governor first suppressed his hand, and resisted the idea of others wanting to do it.
"Young man, who will be the first to serve first?"
The elder brother couldn't explain it, he held up the collar of the governor, and said angrily: "My suggestion is, you'd better think about it before you speak, I have epilepsy."
His voice was menacing.
The governor looked at the threatening words of the scout elder brother, and blurted out: "It goes without saying, of course it is..."
Chapter 1139 Just Say If You Want To
The voice did not fall.
A dozen murderous auras came from the side immediately.
The governor was full of cleverness, and quickly changed his words with a smile: "You brothers are together, right?"
"After all, brothers are like siblings, and mother's are like clothes. How could the brothers' feelings be broken because of a mother?"
These words made the surrounding murderous aura slightly less.
The governor took this opportunity and said meaningfully: "My lords, we are here to fight, why not go and have a look first, the mother is definitely in line with your expectations. Perhaps, if you come together with a dozen of you, it will be difficult to satisfy it! "
"really?"
"Then lead the way. We don't have much interest in fighting here. Let's see people first."
"What? The dozen or so of us couldn't be satisfied. She thought she was Pan...? Look at the dutiful son born under my stick."
"We can't bear to be provoked the most, boy, you have successfully angered us. When the time comes, you are allowed to watch the battle from the side. Let you see that he will be tortured by our brothers so that he can't survive or die."
More than a dozen scouts uttered nonsense, which made the governor's eyelids twitch.
He didn't show anything unusual, and walked in front with a dozen scouts who were burning with desire and walked towards the back of Sky Island.
Hard to do.
How stupid are these scouts?
Can't they hear their own subtext?
and.
Although the governor believed that the other people on his empty island were well hidden, it was unexpected for the governor to say that the distance was so close that other people would not be able to detect it.
Walking on the road, even he can see that this empty island is not simple, why the scouts who were so smart and vigilant before have become so unbearable now?
The governor walked in front and didn't know the expressions of the scouts behind him, so he was a little uncertain about the other party's intentions.
There are many things on the empty island that have been exposed, but why are there no movements from the scouts?
As long as they make any movement, hundreds of people will immediately appear on the road to subdue them as quickly as possible.
But the place didn't move, and he couldn't figure out the situation, so he could only walk ahead step by step.
The empty island is small and the distance is very short.
After a few minutes, the governor stopped.
The scouts behind know the situation immediately
"Is it here? My Golden Cudgel is already hungry and thirsty, where is the Quicksand River?"
"Where is it, where is the person, even if it is a little fatter, I can accept it. If it is fat, it feels good. Anyway, it's the same with a quilt. I don't really mind."
"So, thin people are not necessarily good!"
"I also like fat ones, they are soft and comfortable."
The scouts all showed Brother Zhu's expressions, and their saliva was almost drooling.
There are very few women in the sky island world, this is beyond doubt.
But the women who can survive are all strong women, like Poison Rose, even 7001 can't stand seeing him.
So charming!
The governor took a closer look at the scouts and found that they hadn't noticed anything unusual up to now, which made him very surprised.
but.
Now that they are all here, no matter what conspiracy the other party has, there will be nowhere to hide.
The governor nuzzled his mouth, looked at the pigsty beside him, and said with disgust: "Here, this is the female you want, it is indeed a bit fat."
"Hang Chi Hang Chi."
In the pigsty, a few pigs saw people coming, their noses arched the iron gate, and they made a squeaking sound, and there was some unknown food in the stone trough, and a foul smell came to their nostrils. disgusting.
A dozen or so scouts said in disbelief, "Boy, didn't you say you were looking for a female? This is not a female, this is a sow."
"Boy, I think you are tired of living. Our brothers have some right to speak in the empire. Hurry up and get your mother, otherwise we will prevent you from entering the empire and seeing Your Majesty."
"That's right, now we are not accommodating, how dare you play tricks on us, now we don't want that fat one, we want a thin and tall woman, who should be convex where she should be, and who should be thin where she should be thin, otherwise you have beautiful features, our brother A few are not picky eaters."
"..."
When the governor heard this again, the veins on his forehead immediately tensed, and he couldn't hold back his anger any longer, and slapped the dirty-mouthed man on the face.
"Snapped."
A heavy slap hit the scout on the face, making him take a few steps back unconsciously, looking at the peddler in disbelief.
He covered his slapped face, he couldn't believe it, the peddler who had just arrived humbly and promised to give them each a mother, is so brave now?
The scout who was beaten was blown by the cool wind, and the evil fire in his lower abdomen disappeared instantly. He suddenly saw that the raised soil behind the peddler moved without warning, and it looked like a human figure.
His heart skipped a beat, and he looked at the peddler's face.
At this moment, the peddler in his eyes was no longer as humble as before, but on the contrary, looking at him with an indifferent, as if looking at a dead person. majesty.
The scouts could feel that something was wrong everywhere.
Why is there a huge wooden barrel at the door of the wooden house?Why is there no water in the fish pond, instead there are several holes?Why are all the cabins not open?Why is everyone on Sky Island looking at them with indifference?
Why are there so many mounds on the ground?
These are not like what a normal sky island can have.
Just now, he only thought about women, and he didn't care about these details at all. Otherwise, how could they not discover so many flaws in this empty island?
The scout regretted a moment.
He was awakened by the slap.
But the other scouts are still struggling to get the governor to come up with a good-looking sister, otherwise, they will not allow the other party to enter the empire.
His tone was very arrogant.
The sober scouts next to him saw that their good brother was so brave, so they didn't dare to step forward, but silently shrank behind, muttering in their hearts: "A dead fellow is not a poor fellow."
He remembered that when he was not slapped, he also spoke to that "peddler" in the same way, but now it seems that it is not easy to identify who is a peddler.
He needs to live to get the word out here.
Let Your Majesty prepare early, this guy doesn't look like a good person at first glance, a good person needs to be sneaky and hide so many tricks?
The other scouts directed the fire to the slapped Lao Jiu again.
"Old Jiu, tell me how dare this guy beat you. If he doesn't give you a woman, will you let him go?"
"That's right, if you get slapped and sleep with another woman, you can say whether you want it or not."
"Old Nine, don't be cowardly. My brothers will support you behind your back. He doesn't dare to continue beating you, so you just say how many women you need to forgive him?"
Lao Jiu looked at the governor with a look that seemed to be crying but not crying. He struggled to pull a smile from the corner of his mouth and said: "Brothers are joking, I would rather be beaten, what kind of woman, I don't know what you are talking about."
The desire to survive is very strong.
Chapter 1140 Never say
This guy in front of him is not a market peddler, he is clearly a shark, and he can eat their shark at any time.
Lao Jiu didn't dare to be presumptuous.
He was afraid that as soon as he said his words, he would already be lying on the ground.
The main thing is.
The longer he observed furtively, the more he could notice that the sky island was different, as if trying to hide something.
His brothers, however, were all burned with lust, only women were left in their minds, and they couldn't even see such an obvious flaw.
Lao Jiu glanced sideways.
Looking at the sow in the pigsty next to her, she couldn't help cursing inwardly.
As for the females that the other party mentioned, it is very likely that these pigs are fat and fat, and they look like they are dissatisfied with desire, which completely matches the image.
The most important thing is that if the other party opens and closes his mouth, he is the mother.
If he hadn't come to his senses now, he might still think that what the other party meant by "mother" meant a woman.
Who would have thought that he would play word games.
A smile that seemed to be crying but not crying appeared on Lao Jiu's face. At this moment, he felt a little sad and helpless.
Knowing so many things, can I still get out alive?
but.
He didn't want to know so much, but the other party's acting skills were too clumsy, or he was too close, hiding things more than ten meters away, even if he didn't want to look for them, his eyes couldn't stop glancing there.
The governor looked at Lao Jiu who had been beaten by him just now, and said with a half-smile: "Your brothers want to avenge you, why don't you want to?"
"I hit you just now, can you bear it? If I were you, I would hit you back immediately, otherwise where would I save face?"
The governor's voice was full of ridicule.
Just now.
This person was full of filth, and the others were normal at first, but this guy suddenly said that he looks fair and clean, and he should be able to use it later.
As a modern person, how could the governor not know the meaning of this sentence?
This group of bastards actually wanted to explode his ass!
The governor was angry.
But for the sake of planning, he didn't show it on the spot, but used a little trick, saying that they have a mother in Sky Island.
If you are not a modern person, you may still think that the female he is talking about is a livestock.
But modern people are not necessarily!
Women, jokingly, can be called female or female, and men can be called male, or male.
Whatever they imagine.
I can't figure it out, the mother he said is actually the real mother, not a pronoun.
In the eyes of Da Dudu who seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
Lao Jiu showed an awkward smile, and said with an uncomfortable smile: "My lord is joking, I'm just a little scout, my brothers don't know your strength, I'm deeply sorry here."
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