Entertainment: I don't want to work hard anymore

". Donghae must have removed everything from the bottom of the press box. This is much better than the Spring Festival Gala held by various TV stations."

"Big announcement, big announcement, Huang Bo's three major entertainment programs, the emperor's blessing after Tian Yuqing will appear in the finale at o'clock, please don't miss it."

"I'm glad that everyone rushed to Ziyu to watch the media's program.

Sketch

As the party's popularity on the Internet exploded, Ziyu's self-media compatibility value rose again and again, and by the time of the hour, it had directly surpassed it.

Finally, it was their turn to play. After the host called out the name of their show, the scene suddenly burst into applause.

...asking for flowers...

Although he has only performed three or four sketches since his debut, almost every sketch is a classic among the classics, and the downloads on the Internet alone have exceeded [-] million times, which shows his popularity.

The skit started, and Ye Ling walked ahead on the stage holding a red envelope.

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"It pissed me off, you said I'm a wife, and her dad is going to have an appendix operation, so it's a minor operation, so I have to send a big red envelope to the doctor. What age am I talking about, the doctor's quality is quite high. No one He didn't lose his voice when he received the red envelope. Her father took a rolling pin and gave me a big red envelope. Do you think I should send it or not?" Ye Ling muttered.

After the audience finished laughing, some people yelled to let it go, and some people yelled not to let it go.

Ye Ling said: "Send it, the principle will be gone, if you don't give it, life will be gone. Otherwise life is very important. I will send it, but the red envelope is not money, it is paper."

"surreptitiously."

"Hahaha."

"I will die if I don't give a red envelope." Tianyu is so pitiful. "At.

Chapter 874 Problems in Reality

Only the first paragraph made the audience laugh non-stop. At the same time, they understood that this was the problem of doctors receiving red envelopes in reality.

At this time, Huang Sanshi pushed a wheelchair onto the stage.

Everyone applauds.

Huang Sanshi said to Huang Sanshi, an actor in a wheelchair, "Dad, don't worry, it's okay, it's just a minor operation, and it can be done in a minute." Besides, let me tell you, Shen Tengbang, you are looking for the best doctor . "

Saying "eight eight zero" to this point, she stuck it to Dragon King's ear and whispered, "The red envelopes are all ready, don't worry."

As soon as the words fell, Ye Ling jumped up and shouted: "Father, you must hold on. If something happens to you, I will die."

"I'll go." The audience roared with laughter.

"Tianyu is too exaggerated. It's just an appendix operation, it's a big reaction, hahaha, laugh at me."

Huang Sanshi, who played Ye Ling's father-in-law, said: "You can tear it down." The old man left, and you said the same. "

Huang Sanshi said dissatisfiedly, "How do you talk, Crow's mouth."

Huang Sanshi waved his hands and said: "It's okay. If I really can't come out in the future, I hope you can keep your promise. Hahaha." Laughed again at the scene.

Ye Ling licked his tongue and said with trance eyes, "Dad, I didn't mean that. I think I screamed at two voices, which doesn't mean we have a good relationship."

At this time, Huang Bo, who played the role of a doctor, came out in a white coat and said, "Hurry up, push the patient in, the operation is about to begin."

Several assistants pushed Huang Sanshi in, leaving only Ye Ling, Huang Sanshi and Huang Bo on the stage.

Huang Sanshi pulled Yeling's clothes and said, "Hey, hurry up, let the red envelope, hurry up."

Ye Ling said: "No, give it to others, they won't want it."

Huang Sanshi said angrily: "How do you know he doesn't want it?"

Ye Ling had no choice but to hand the red envelope to Huang Bo, and asked word by word: "Doctor, do you want it?

"surreptitiously."

"Oh, I'll go right away. Is there such a way to send red envelopes? Tianyu really has no hope." The audience roared with laughter.

Huang Bo looked at Ye Ling and asked dumbfoundedly: "Do you think I can get it?"

"I don't think you can have it."

"Isn't it over yet?"

"But some people think you can have it..."

Huang Bo waved his hands and said, "Okay, I can understand your family's feelings, but the hospital has regulations that do not allow red envelopes."

Ye Ling said: "Take it, you have a look."

Huang Bo said: "In principle, don't use ink."

Ye Ling said: "I told you people wouldn't want it, wife..."

Ye Ling turned to look at Huang Sanshi, and found that she was standing on a chair, her hands trembling, and said, "What are you doing? What are you doing?"

"Hahaha." The audience laughed again.

Huang Sanshi said, "I will help you block the camera."

Huang Bo said, "Come down, don't block it."

Ye Ling said: "Who knows, come down quickly. Look at the whole thing. Dad hasn't landed yet. You let the mental 2.4 disease department take it away."

"Hahaha."

"This business is so much fun."

The three people on the stage played their respective roles vividly, and the atmosphere on the scene gradually became warmer.

Huang Sanshi grabbed the red envelope from Ye Ling and said: "Hey, hey, Wen(I, doctor, don't be polite to us. Anyway, we're not a family!".

Chapter 875 It's Not a Family Business

Huang Bo took the red envelope and said to Huang Sanshi: "Yes, we are not a family, but your father is my patient." Even without this red envelope, I would have cured him. "

Ye Ling stood aside, raised his thumb, and said appreciatively: "Well said, Liu, you have lived up to the doctor,"

Huang Sanshi pushed Ye Ling and said, "Who doesn't have an uncle? Liu, doctor, we are not ignorant people. This point, all walks of life have their own hidden rules, so you can lie to us."

"Hahaha."

Give us a sneak peek, this line could be written by Tianyu"

"Those three guys played really well and they worked so well together. I laughed and my stomach hurts."

The audience laughed and leaned back.

Di Lieba smiled and said, "It's not easy. 19 Haiyun and Xiaoyue are both world superstars now, and it's amazing that they can play such a role with their own strength."

Yao Wenyuan nodded and said: "Yes. There are many big stars in our school, but after they become famous, how many of them can really bend down and perform on stage? Hai Yun and Linda Yue are now standing at the top of the entertainment pyramid. Who Comparable to fame, status and fortune? They can still get back on stage and play this kind of skit.

Those who are self-reliant should also be ashamed. "

At this party, Di Lie Bar actually invited many big figures from the school to come back to perform, but most of them refused to take pictures, participate in activities, shoot commercials and other reasons.

In fact, everyone knew in their hearts that they just didn't want to be on the show.

For them, playing well is right.If something goes wrong, it's all over.

What's more, there is no appearance fee, so it will be good to find time to watch.Who wants to do such a thankless thing?

On the other hand, Ye Ling and Huang Sanshi, one at Di Lie Bar, Di Lie Bar, the filming was very busy, and one person did not even participate in the three well-known inter-agency entertainment festivals in Venice, Berlin and Tokyo. They can still find themselves The time, and the other people's reasons are just jokes.

No matter how busy you are, can you be as busy as the richest man in the world?

It's really far away compared to people.

On stage, Huang Boyi verbally rejected Huang Sanshi's red envelope.

Ye Ling said: "Hey! Look at you! I said you wouldn't listen, but the doctor said you wouldn't listen! How many times do you want others to tell you to give up!"

After that, Ye Ling walked to the other side and said, "Hey, face!"

"Ha ha ha ha."

When Huang Sanshi heard Ye Ling, he suddenly became angry.Pointing at Ye Ling, he gritted his teeth and said, "Come here, come here, I promise I won't shoot you to death."

Ye Ling said very spinelessly: "Don't be wishful thinking, I can't go there."

Huang Sanshi threatened, "Come here!"

When Huang Bo saw the two quarreling, he quickly grabbed Huang Sanshi and persuaded him, "Hey, don't, this couple won't do it."883

Ye Ling said guiltily, "Let me tell you, we're outside, so save face for the other party."

Huang Sanshi said angrily: "Okay, let me ask you, will you give a red envelope?"

"Is there anything wrong with my giving?"

"You took a red envelope and asked someone else? It's you, you want it."

"Then what's wrong with me? Can't I discuss it with others?"

"Did you discuss it when you gave it to your family? You just didn't want to give it!"

"Is that something I don't want to give? People don't want it at all!"

"If you give the law, can people want it? You haven't given me any sincerity." After speaking, Huang Sanshi dropped the red envelope on the ground.

Chapter 876 Sincerity

Ye Ling also got angry and said, "I'm not sincere? Ah, I'm not sincere, am I?"

Ye Ling picked up the red envelope angrily, bowed deeply to Huang Bo, and shouted, "Doctor Liu, please accept it!"

Huang Bo said, "Okay, I bought it."

After speaking, he took a red envelope, turned and walked into the operating room.

Hilarious

"Sneaky." "Hahaha."

When the audience saw the stupid face looking into the operating room, they had the biggest laugh since the skit began.

"Hey, I'm leaving, Huang Bo is so funny."

"Now Tianyu is a disgrace."

Everyone at the scene was laughing wildly at the reverse shift.

I think everyone was almost laughing, so I swallowed, looked at my empty hands and said, "Am I giving with all my heart?"

"Hahaha" the audience laughed again.

Huang Sanshi held his hand, walked in front of Ye Ling calmly, patted his shoulder, and said with a mocking expression: "This is so stupid, this is the big mouth of reality."

Huang Sanshi said that he was still patting Ye Ling's face, and the scene laughed wildly again.

Ye Ling sat on the chair, turned her head to look at Huang Sanshi, and said, "I'm fine." I was afraid of this mouth.It hit your dad in the face. "

"Hahaha." The audience became very happy when they thought that the red envelope was just a blank piece of paper, not money at all.

Huang Sanshi was shocked beyond belief.He didn't seem to understand what Ye Ling meant.

Huang Sanshi quickly covered up: "Oh, it's nothing. Daughter-in-law, you can rest assured this time. After a while, you will give your father a stable and local launch."

Huang Sanshi said proudly: "It must be introduced to me steadily. Let me tell you, giving red envelopes is a good thing. It is really difficult for doctors to operate on you."

I got up and glanced into the operating room.I whispered, "Besides, those who report medical malpractice, put a pair of scissors today, a knife tomorrow, and a cotton ball at the end. This is because there is no red envelope."

Ye Ling became more frightened when he heard it, and said, "Let me tell you, this is your personal opinion."

Huang Sanshi said, "What about my personal opinion? If it's a news report, can it still be fake?"

The whole body seemed to have no strength, so he leaned back on the chair and said, "It's over. Those who didn't give the red envelopes ended up like this. If you give a fake one..."

Here, the biggest contradiction of the sketch has been formed, almost every time they say a line, they laugh out loud.

Ye Ling stood up, came to Huang Sanshi and said, "OII wife, come and sit down. For example, the patient gave the doctor a red envelope, but isn't the red envelope money?"

"Hey, Cad?"

For example, it's not a card, it's not about money.

"What else could it be?"

"Example. Is it paper?"

"Paper? Isn't it folded into a paper crane? Isn't it fun to play with the doctor? Why don't you stuff the sick (good money) into the stove? Hehe. Besides, family members are so lacking. I wish there were such Family members. I would just kill him and me."

After hearing this, the audience immediately laughed and seemed to lean back.