Add one, I'm not very good at fighting

The Pistons have reached the number of free throws now, and they will make free throws as long as they foul.

It's better to have a free throw than to face Big Ben's defense.

Larry Brown, who was standing on the sidelines, panicked when he saw Li Ang rushing towards him.

no......

You are really here!

Playing from number one to number five, can you do this kind of thing?

I just changed my dentures last year!

Conscience of heaven and earth, Li Ang didn't intend to pounce on Larry Brown.

Although Li Ang hated Larry Brown from the bottom of his heart, he was an old man after all, and Li Ang was really afraid that he would not be able to stand too much stimulation and died on the spot.

Li Ang just happened to jump in Larry Brown's direction.

In a panic, Larry Brown pulled out the pen from his pocket and pulled off the cap.

But as soon as he opened the pen cap, Larry Brown was slammed into by Li Ang.

In a panic, Brown was thrown down by Li Ang.

People, when they are thrown down, subconsciously use their hands to support the ground.

And Larry Brown happened to be using the hand that held the pen.

So, the moment he landed, Larry Brown felt as if his old asshole had been poked by something.

"Boil it~~~~~~"

There was a sound of slaughtering pigs at the scene, which almost shattered Li Ang's eardrums.

This Nima...

What's the matter?I warn you, don't touch porcelain.

Now it is an information society, and there are cameras everywhere in the arena.Fair and comfortable, I just bumped you lightly, so you don't touch porcelain!

Seeing their head coach being thrown down, the Pistons players naturally rushed up quickly, trying to separate the two sides.

Da Ben was the most active, he was the first to rush forward: "Coach, what's wrong with the coach!? Coach, are you alive?"

Da Ben's face was not so much anxious as it was joyful.

He looked through the crowd and found that Larry Brown was still alive and screaming, so he stomped his feet angrily.

"Fuck, it didn't die! Ah no...it's okay, it's okay that it didn't die."

Fortunately, brother Ben reacted quickly, otherwise he would have made trouble out of his mouth today.

Everyone helped Larry Brown up and found nothing unusual.

At this time, the still sharp-eyed Big Ben found that there was something on the coach's buttocks.

"Ah... Coach, your ass has been inserted." After finishing speaking, Big Ben pulled out the pen.

"Ah~ don't!" Larry Brown yelled again, clutching his buttocks.

"No...don't, then I'll stuff it back?"

"No! Don't! Stay away from me, stay away from me!"

Larry Brown was really convinced, Li Ang and Big Ben, these two people were sent by God to torture him!

What a crime I have done!

Laughing, Leon and Big Ben, Jordan will be worried when they see each other, let alone Larry Brown.

Larry Brown limped off the field with the help of assistant coaches.

At first, people thought that Larry Brown was limping because he fell to his leg, but later it was discovered that Larry Brown covered his eyes with both hands, and there were faint blood stains between his fingers.

Li Ang also stood up at this time, looking at Larry Brown's back.

At this time, Da Ben leaned into Li Ang's ear, and whispered quietly: "Junior brother, you are cruel enough to walk on dry road!"

Li Ang looked at Da Ben speechlessly.

no......

Don't look at me with such strange eyes, brother, you know me, I am indeed interested in butts, but I am not interested in men's butts!

I really don't know anything about pens!

I just wanted to make two free throws for a simple foul. I didn't know that it almost killed Larry Brown.

How could Li Ang think that this pen was originally intended to be used by Larry Brown against himself.

In the end, it got into Brown's own ass.

It's really ****.

"This... Coach Larry Brown seems to have a problem with his ass. Uh, I don't know why Li Ang is always prone to causing problems with the opponent's ass. First it was Bowen, and now it is Brown.

But, uh... oh, we saw the referee go through the replay and still give Prince a foul.

Li Ang got two free throw opportunities. Although Coach Larry Brown got injured and got off the field, the referee was still fair.Indeed, Li Ang didn't mean it, he was also a victim.

Heck, we can only hope injuries stay away from the coach. "

At this time, Popovich, who was coaching the team and playing a game against the Mavericks, heard his assistant coach Budenholzer report something: "Brother Vicki, something is wrong!"

"What? We have already suppressed the Mavericks. We will definitely win today. What's the big deal?" Popovich smiled confidently.

"No, I'm not talking about this game, I'm talking about the game between the Pistons and the Suns. Larry Brown, he, he... his butt was bleeding from Li Ang!"

"Ah!?" Popovich was stunned.

What the hell? !

Did you burst your hemorrhoids with the excitement of the coaching game?

Budenholzer hurriedly told Popovich what happened. After listening, Popovich swallowed.

He suddenly felt that he might change his attitude towards Li Ang in the future.

This person, the shot is too vicious!

Actually according to the most vulnerable place of the person!

To kill people, but also to kill the core.

so scary~

Arizona, Phoenix.

Li Ang has already stood on the free throw line, but at this time, no one cares about the result of this game.

For one thing, the suspense of the game was already weak.Secondly, why does Larry Brown's ass bleed, such a boring thing... The fans are really interested!

Li Ang stepped to the free throw line and made two free throws, widening the point difference to 11 points.

At this time, the game time is only a little more than 1 minute, and the Pistons have no head coach.

Larry Brown is useless, at least he can arrange something at critical moments.

But now it's even more useless to throw it all to the assistant coach.

There is basically no suspense in the game!

After Li Ang made two free throws, the Pistons called a timeout.

Li Ang walked off the court and looked at the player tunnel. For some reason, he suddenly wanted to sing a song:

The chrysanthemums are all over the ground, and your smile has turned yellow.

Whispers fall heartbroken, I lie quietly on my mind.

Larry Brown's Christmas, I guess, will be unforgettable forever~

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294: As scary as a 40-year-old aunt (ask for a monthly ticket!)

This high-profile Christmas game is over. Li Ang scored 31 points and Nash scored 19 points and 13 assists.

Li Na combined to lead the Suns to defeat the defending champion Detroit Pistons 101 to 89.

The Suns are also the first team so far this season to score more than 100 points on the Pistons!

The pressing of the broken piston depends on Li Ang.

This is definitely not an ordinary victory, because the victory of this game proves that Li Ang can win even if he does not rely on the Pistons system.

On the contrary, without Li Ang in the Pistons system, the press conference would not be as powerful.

Therefore, this defeat can be said to embarrass Dumars and Larry Brown to grandma's house.

Dumars let go of Li Ang himself, which can already be rated as one of the most failed operations in NBA history.

The Pistons' championship last season may indeed be a team championship.

But Li Ang is the most important part of this team.

Without Li Ang, the fighting power of this piston is not enough.

Dumas sighed. Dumas had actually been mentally prepared for the scene of being slapped in the face today.

After all, he wanted to renew Li Ang's contract from the beginning to the end.

But if the boss doesn't give the money, Dumas can't help it.

For Li Ang, Dumars paid the No. 03 pick in [-].

In the end, it was only exchanged for Li Ang's right to use it for one year.

But anyway, it's not a loss to be able to exchange draft picks for a championship.

On the other hand, Raptors general manager Babcock suddenly felt that with Dumars around, he didn't seem so stupid.

Dumars's head was almost as if it had been caught by the ball.

At the beginning, Li Ang was exchanged with the first-round pick in 03.And, it's only been a year.

Laughing, the value of the 03 rookie can be compared with a championship?

Take a good look at it, Brother Wang takes these two rookies of the 03 class and goes directly to the pinnacle of life!

People like Babcock feel like they have already won.

He feels that in the future, he will also be the kind of godfather who can wear championship rings on both hands.

When people talk about it in the future, they will call him Auerbach in the North.

Babcock even looked down on him, but he knew how embarrassing Dumars was at this time.

Dumars is awkward, but he's not the most awkward.

The most embarrassing thing is Larry Brown. At this time, the whole world is exploring the mystery of Larry Brown's hemorrhage.

This thing is like having diarrhea on the spot at a press conference.

You can instantly become the focus of the world.

Li Ang was on the field at this time, facing all the reporters, he was also a little at a loss.

"Can you ask me some questions that I should know about my identity? I'm just an ordinary basketball player, and I don't know anything about anorectal surgery!"

Li Ang never expected that if he won the competition, what awaited him was neither praise nor compliments.

Rather...

"What's your relationship with Larry Brown's coach's ass?"

"Did you just pounce on the Pistons bench on purpose?"

"Li, how did you manage to get rid of your opponent's ass without making a fuss? Ning used the Millennium Killer, which is known as the profound art of body art?"

Li Ang looked at the reporters speechlessly, it's not that I don't want to answer you, but you can ask me, I really can't speak vulgar words.

"I...I'm just playing basketball. Otherwise, if you ask me a little about basketball, I will definitely answer you well."

As soon as Li Ang said this, it was the reporters' turn to make trouble.