Add one, I'm not very good at fighting

what are you saying?

What the hell is an anal fissure! ?

Uncle Butch is also confused. He started playing basketball in the 80s and became a coach in the 90s.

I have been in the basketball business for 20 years.

He has heard of people getting their brains beaten out, but he has never heard of such a thing as playing basketball and cracking their ass!

This Yunlong can always come up with some new tricks for me!

Carter froze for a moment, then tried hard not to laugh, which can be called the essence of the earliest suppressed laughter of human beings.

"Oh, good play, good play...I mean, Li Ang was tripped by Snow, the league should investigate Snow's behavior!"

Carter quickly changed his words, and he was so excited that he told the truth.

In the locker room, all the cute dragons looked at each other in dismay, and then burst out laughing.

God damn anal fissure, it's not a matter of injury for Bowen, it's a direct death.

In the future, people will talk trash to him on the court, as long as they grasp this point, they can make him cry.

If you want to humiliate him, you just need to approach Bowen leisurely, and then say to him with a smile: "Your eyes are so bad."

Guaranteed to let him break the defense in minutes.

Li Ang also shook his head, this could be regarded as a warning to Bowen.

I have big elbows, bear with me.

Li Ang picked up the phone and looked at it amidst the laughter, and found that the phone's memory was filled with text messages!

Don't be surprised, the current mobile phone memory can't even save a single picture after storage.

One year later, Samsung, which hadn't started producing grenades, came out with a mobile phone with MP3 function, and then people started to pay attention to mobile phone memory.

Looking at the dense unread text messages, Li Ang was really speechless.

Who is so wicked!

SMS fee is free!

After a closer look, good guy, they were all sent by the guy with the comment "Cauliflower Snake".

"Li Ang, you are not human, you lied to my feelings and my body, get out!"

"One month after one month, one month after one month, twice boss!"

"What about playing together as promised? You banned me again, Li Ang, I will never talk to you in my life!"

"You are afraid of confronting me, the real dunk king, you are cowardly!"

Through the small mobile phone screen, Li Ang could feel the anger of the cauliflower snake.

Li Ang can't help it. After waiting for so long, I finally got a chance to use the system of rewarding good and punishing evil. I really can't let it go.

It doesn't matter, next time, next time I will make an appointment with you.

Then Li Ang suddenly realized that he wanted to meet the Lakers again, as if he had to wait until next season...

Love, it can only be said that our fate has not yet arrived.

O'Neill felt very happy, playing against Li Ang, God knows what will happen.

Shaq didn't want to be hugged and rubbed on the ground by Li Ang.

This time Li Ang can't fight, just right, just right~

This Eastern dark horse battle came to an end with Bowen's anal fissure.

Li Ang excitedly returned to the hotel where he was staying in Philadelphia with the big guys, and told Mai Di, who was in the same room, that he wanted to rest early today, so he fell asleep covering the quilt.

Under the quilt, Li Ang excitedly turned on the small screen, which only he could see - the system interface.

Come, come, McGrady's reward is here!

Li Ang opened the system backpack and ate a whale.

Because there is not only one reward in the backpack, but two rewards!

Carter's lottery bag and McGrady's lottery bag are actually inside!

Li Ang was stunned, this nima also offers a one-for-one free one?

Li Ang carefully thought about the whole process of the previous conflict, and McGrady took Bowen's kick hard, which must be the condition for satisfying the system of rewarding good and punishing evil.

But Carter...

Oh, when Carter was pulling Bowen just now, he seemed to be pulled by Bowen and fell down.

Does the system count this as a conflict between Carter and Bowen, and Carter hasn't fought yet...

Li Ang suddenly felt that it would be good to be teammates with the five scum brothers.

Never won a fight, it all depends on me.

Inexplicably, you can get two rewards, comfortable~

Okay, now is not the time to dwell on these minutiae.

Come on two babes, get merry!

Because the current basic ability is still very low, even if Li Ang draws the badge, he can't exert the maximum effect.

For example, Kobe's stealing badge before, Li Ang can't exert its maximum power now.

Therefore, Li Ang decided that these two lottery packages are used to draw attributes!

Since the last upgrade of the system of rewarding good and punishing evil, the points that can be obtained by drawing attributes are 2-6 points.

No matter how dark Li Ang's face was, both packs only got the lowest 2 points of attributes, adding up to 4 points.

Carter's strongest attributes at present are probably bouncing, dunking and shooting.

And McGrady's strongest attributes at present are probably bouncing and dunking.

If we can get the attributes of shooting, our old Li will get rich hahahahaha!

open!

Two white lights flashed, McGrady's lottery package allowed Li Ang to draw the maximum 6 attribute points, while Carter's lottery package allowed Li Ang to draw 5 points, for a total of 11 attribute points.

The luck is very good, it can be said that it is very European!

but......

Why are the two people drawn for breakthrough dunks!

Where the hell am I shooting?What about dribbling?

Wait, a breakthrough dunk?

Li Ang quickly opened his attribute interface. After adding the breakthrough dunk at 11 o'clock, Li Ang's breakthrough dunk attribute directly increased from 64 to 75!

In other words, Li Ang can now complete those more complicated fancy dunks in the air.

What two and a half weeks of somersaults in the air, what big windmills on the spot, etc.

It looks cool, but... useless!

No matter how beautifully you buckle, it only counts as two points.After working for a long time, the scoring range was still limited to the three-second zone.

Li Ang sighed, forget it, it's better than nothing.

Moreover......

There are still more opportunities for this fight.

Don't worry, Uncle Bao, next time, next time I promise not to spank you!

The next day, Li Ang went to the hotel lobby to get some newspapers.

Sure enough, the news that he beat Bowen to the anal fissure made the headlines.

"Master and apprentice join hands in mixed doubles, smashing the ass of the Philadelphia Titans!"

"One elbow but the universe, Bo Wen's anal fissure is still undecided."

"You can't live by yourself? Bo Wenfei kicked McGrady, and was retaliated by Oakley's master and apprentice."

"The strangest injury in the NBA was born."

Looking at these reports, the focus of people who didn't watch the game yesterday was not that Li Ang hit someone again.

Rather...

Anal fissure?

Got an anal fissure?

What kind of posture was this played in?Is there a clattering sound?

This Leon is not easy, can Theron stand it?

For a time, the little-known Bao Wen became popular all over the country.

Now people all over the world know that his buttocks have been played to death.

Iverson looked at these reports and felt ashamed.

He walked into Larry Brown's office the next day with a newspaper: "Can you explain what this means?"

Larry Brown looked dazed, are you crazy about losing?

Anal fissure, don't you know what it means?

"The guy named Bowen, he basically only plays in the fourth quarter garbage time or the most anxious fourth quarter this season.

If I remember correctly, the last time he played against the Wizards, he 'accidentally' injured Richmond in the fourth quarter, right?

What's the purpose of this guy in your team?Do you think we are honored to win in this way?

If you want to win in this way, then I would rather lose! "

It's not that AI doesn't want to win, but he is a fighter, and he hopes to win in a fair way.

You can fight, but if you fight on the basketball court to stand out for your brothers, the AI ​​will never be disgusted.

But to do it in order to intentionally hurt someone, then...

Now that Bao Wenfei kicked McGrady and was retaliated by the media, it made the face-saving AI feel very ashamed.

It's as if the 76ers can't afford to lose.

"Why are you yelling at me? If you have the ability, go to the Raptors and yell!" Larry Brown was annoyed, and had no intention of arguing with Iverson at all.

"I don't care, you trade this guy with me, and you can send him anywhere, anyway, he can't be in Philadelphia." After finishing speaking, AI turned and walked away.

But before walking out of the office, the AI ​​looked back at Brown and said firmly: "Me and the Toronto Raptors, I will use my own way to win them!"

Larry Brown looked at the AI ​​who slammed the door, and also smashed the cup in his hand.

Then, he gritted his teeth while looking at Li Ang's photo in the newspaper.

On Brown's "NBA Most Hated Players List", there is another Chinese name.

For this suspension, this kid must have a good drink!

Punish, severely punish!

In the afternoon, Li Ang will fly back to Toronto with the team.

But before getting on the plane, he and Oakley have not yet received a penalty decision from the league.

Oakley was also a little confused. As an experienced and suspended boss, it stands to reason that the ticket should have come out by this time.

What's wrong this time?

"Master, are you making the right calculation?"

"This...fighting for the teacher for decades, how could it be wrong!"

At this moment, Uncle Butch received a call, was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at Li Ang.

"Li, I'm looking for you."

"Looking for me?" Li Ang looked confused, why did the call to me go to the head coach?