Crazy, 500 yuan also dare to make a science fiction blockbuster

"Crazy, 500 Yuan Dare to Make a Sci-Fi Blockbuster" Author: Sanchi Qingfeng

Summary:

Ye Heng accidentally traveled to another world and became a student of the director department.

But he found that the film industry in this world is rotten like a piece of shit, and there is not a single good work.

So Ye Heng showed a smile, and challenged this vulgar movie world with his own strength!

He wants to bring real good movies to the people of this world!

Tags: Urban CrossingEntertainment Circle

Chapter 1 How about this movie

"Now, let's invite the students of Qingsong University to express their impressions of this movie."

A sound came into Ye Heng's ears, and he slowly opened his eyes, looking at the host standing on the stage not far away, with a hint of bewilderment in his eyes.

Aren't you watching a movie in a movie theater?Why did it suddenly appear here?

But then, the memory in my mind began to slowly recover.

The original owner of this body was a student of the Directing Department of Qingsong University.

Because there was a screening event held at the school today, he was arranged to come over to join in the show.

This movie is called "Six Nuclear Bombs". It is a science fiction film directed by Zhang San and is known as the top science fiction film in China.

Gathered countless domestic stars, directed by well-known domestic directors, it has been doing publicity and distribution since last year, with all kinds of overwhelming publicity.

"10 billion RMB investment masterpiece", "all Longguo people should be proud", "directed by an internationally renowned director" and so on!

But because the movie was so boring, Ye Heng fell asleep when he saw the middle, and then he traveled over? ? ?

Oh shit!Trash movies can actually make people watch time travel, awesome!

"Come on, this classmate who raised his hand, tell me."

In front of Ye Heng, a girl stood up slowly, and the microphone was handed to her.

The cameras also looked at her one after another.

Now is the interview time, and all the media are conducting interviews live.

When the live broadcast room opened, netizens who had been waiting for a long time immediately entered the live broadcast room.

"Finally opened, let me wait for a long time!"

"Why didn't you broadcast it live just now? Can't you let us watch the content of the movie?"

"Live movie? Are you watts in your brain? Let me show you, who goes to the cinema to buy tickets?"

"Hurry up and release the movie! I can't wait!"

Because of the warm-up in advance, many netizens on the Internet made appointments for the live broadcast.

Within a few minutes, the total number of people in all live broadcast rooms exceeded 100 million! !

Seeing that the number of people was almost the same, the media nodded towards the girl, and the girl also started to speak.

"I think the special effects of "Six Nuclear Bombs" are very exquisite, and the love between the hero and the heroine is so evocative. This is a sci-fi love epic, and it is worth buying a ticket for everyone to go to the cinema to watch!"

Then another stood up and began to speak.

"In my opinion, "Six Nuclear Bombs" is no longer a simple movie, but a work of art, a rare treasure in the history of human movies!"

"I think this movie is a movie that can be recorded in the history of Long Kingdom movies, and even the history of world movies. It has an excellent plot and a touching plot. It is a rare movie with full marks!"

"The special effects inside are the best I've seen in years!"

In the live broadcast room, netizens became excited when they heard these words.

"Damn! It made me a little excited!"

"When is the movie coming out! I can't wait!"

"It's from Qingsong University, did someone secretly record it? Give me a gun version!"

……

After listening to everyone's speech, Ye Heng couldn't help laughing.

Although he didn't watch the whole movie, the plot of the whole movie was somehow in his mind.

How to say this movie, a simple sentence sums it up, it is rich in gold and jade in it, but it is in it.

Special effects or something, you can still see it.

But the plot is just a piece of shit.

The story is told in a cloud and fog, without the slightest logic at all.

The details are almost zero, and various loopholes and bugs emerge in endlessly.

I really don't know how these people say it looks good against their conscience.

"The classmate behind, do you have anything to say?"

Ye Heng's smile fell into the host's eyes, and the host immediately asked Ye Heng a question.

As the host said, everyone looked at Ye Heng.

Ye Heng was stunned for a moment.

Why are the host's eyes so sharp! !

"Student, don't be shy, stand up quickly."

Ye Heng stood up helplessly, tugged at the hem of his clothes twice, with a bit of embarrassment on his face.

"Student, do you have anything to say about "Six Nuclear Bombs"?"

Ye Heng scratched his head, racking his brains.

Although he looked down on this movie very much, but as a human being, he kept a line, so we can see each other in the future.

After all, Ye Heng is also a student of the director department now, and he may have to deal with this director often in the future.

So just when Ye Heng was about to say a few words against his conscience, a voice suddenly came.

"The strongest director system is activated."

"The activation task has now begun."

"Option [-]: Speak out of conscience and praise the movie."

"Rewards get nothing and lose the system."

"Option [-]: Rational evaluation by guest officials."

"Reward: successfully activate the system, and reward a novice gift bag."

Hearing the voice in his head, Ye Heng froze in place.

So after a period of ideological struggle, Ye Heng made a choice.

"I think the special effects of this movie are not bad."

Ye Heng didn't say this out of conscience, the special effects were indeed okay.

Of course, this is okay, which refers to the comparison with the domestically produced fifty-cent special effects.

The host nodded and smiled.

"As for other aspects, it's just a piece of shit."

……

silence.

Silence like death.

Everyone present was stunned at this moment.

They looked at Ye Heng with unbelievable eyes.

In the live broadcast room, the line of "???" is directly swiping the screen.

"Damn it, who is this guy who speaks so arrogantly!"

"Awesome! If you dare to say that "Six Nuclear Bombs" is shit, then there are probably no good movies in China!"

"Is the scene suspended? Why is no one moving?"

……

In the live broadcast room, netizens have already discussed in full swing.

But the people at the scene were still in shock.

They never expected that Ye Heng would comment on this masterpiece in such a way!

"Shit? Interesting evaluation, I'd like to hear this classmate's unique insights!"

The director Zhang San on the side suddenly stood up and directly grabbed the host's microphone.

His eyes were fixed on Ye Heng, as if he wanted to swallow Ye Heng directly.

Ye Heng looked directly at Zhang San without any sign of fear.

Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully.

"First of all, there is a big problem with the way of persuasion in the movie."

"Your background is obviously set in the last days, but the clothes on the actors are bright and bright, and there is no trace of gray on their faces throughout the whole process. Is this still the last days?"

"Also, it is said in the movie that six nuclear bombs destroyed the world. Are you sure you have understood the power of nuclear bombs? 100 big Ivans may not be able to destroy the world, and even human beings cannot be completely wiped out."

"Of course, it is also possible that the nuclear bomb in your movie has developed to a very powerful point."

"But why did the male lead and the female lead survive while standing within ten kilometers from the nuclear explosion?"

"What's the matter, is this nuclear bomb brought up by the hero and heroine?"

"There is also the so-called love between the hero and heroine in the movie. There is no logic at all, and they come together inexplicably!"

"There are a lot of bugs in the settings, I can't take it seriously at all!"

……

"Besides, is this actor's acting skills even worse? While watching a movie, I was so embarrassed that I dug my feet out of a three-bedroom apartment on the ground!"

After hearing Ye Heng's professional film review, Zhang San was dumbfounded.

He didn't expect that the student in front of him, who seemed to be a fledgling student, could say such a sharp film review, scolding him from the inside out!

Chapter 2 500 Yuan

Standing there, Zhang San was stunned, not knowing what to say for a long time.

But in the live broadcast room, it was a different situation.

"What! How dare he say that my brother's acting skills are poor! If he has the ability, he will act!"

"Director Zhang is such a good movie, this kid dares to scold him, if he is capable, he will direct one!"

"That's right, open your mouth and scold anyone who can't, aren't you a student of the film department, if you have the ability to make a sci-fi film for us to see!"

……

Compared to Director Zhang who was speechless, the people in the live broadcast room were not professional film critics, and they couldn't hear Ye Heng's stuff.

All the words, they understood a total of two sentences.

"The movie is not good" "The acting is poor"

And these two points completely became the G-spot that detonated them.

As we all know, one of the taboos in the fan circle is to scold their brother for his poor acting skills.