Chuanshu: The heroine is reserved, I am a villain

After acting in a play, Brother Hu and the nurse were quickly kicked out of the ward by him.

After driving the three of them away.

Only then did Ye Qiu pat the dust on old man He's back with a kind expression.

"It's okay, Jianglong Tianzun, those bad guys have been driven away by me."

"I don't want injections."

"If you don't get an injection, I have already dropped the needle tube, so we won't get any injections in the future."

After hearing that, there is no need for injections.

Only then did Old Man He burst into laughter. He glanced back at the broken syringe on the ground, clapped his hands and shouted: "Okay, it's better not to get an injection!"

"Don't worry, with me protecting you, no one will give you an injection."

Ye Qiu smiled and patted his chest to reassure.

"Okay, okay, you are such a good person. If it weren't for you, I would be dead today. I was scared out of shit just now."

Old man He looked at Ye Qiu gratefully.

Ye Qiu froze for a moment, and then he smelled a foul smell emanating from the old guy.

He immediately went around and took a look behind the old guy.

Only then did I realize that the old guy was really stretched, and his pants were dyed yellow.

After cursing two disgusting words in his heart, he held his breath.

"Jianglong Tianzun is polite, we are good brothers, how can I watch you being bullied?"

"brother?"

Jianglong Tianzun was slightly moved after hearing the word brother, and said excitedly.

"Yes, yes, we are good brothers. From now on, you will help me drive away these monsters who like to give me injections!"

"Don't worry, brothers should help each other, your business is my business, and my business is your business."

A trace of disdain flashed in Ye Qiu's eyes.

After all, he was just an old man with an abnormal mind. It was too easy to control him!

In the future, when he completely trusts himself, he can help him start to heal his illness.

But only part of it can be cured, but not all.

Otherwise, if he recovered completely, how could he be willing to obey his orders?

"Yes, yes, brothers will fight side by side. I think that's how my good brother Fuhu Tianzun and I came here!"

Old man He clapped his hands and laughed.

Then he looked at Ye Qiu and asked, "By the way, brother, haven't we formally sworn in yet?"

"become sworn brothers?"

Ye Qiu didn't expect the old man to understand this, nodded and said, "I haven't done my obeisance yet, so let's do obeisance now?"

"Okay! I'll teach you!"

Old man He nodded his head vigorously. He had to ask for help before he could really become a good brother.

He followed the process taught by Fuhu Tianzun before, step by step.

When he reached the last step, he looked at Ye Qiu and asked, "By the way, brother, did you bring a cup?"

"Drink the sworn wine, right?"

Ye Qiu shook his head and said, "I didn't bring it with me, why don't I make it up later?"

"No, that's a bad rule, we can eat it directly, you come first."

Old man He reached into his crotch and took out a lump of hot steam.

Seeing the old man take out such a treasure at such a close distance.

Ye Qiu couldn't hold back a heavy yue.

He was just about to ask what kind of nerves this old guy lost again.

The old man He had already slapped Ye Qiu's mouth with Rexiang at a speed that was hard to distinguish with the naked eye.

He felt his lips touch the hot Shohou.

Ye Qiu rolled his eyes at this moment and almost lost consciousness.

It's just a foul smell that keeps getting in from the nostrils.

It brought him back to his senses in an instant.

"Fuck me..."

He yelled subconsciously, but it turned out to be an opportunity for old man He to suddenly stuff Re Xiang in.

Really feel the heat with your tongue and taste buds.

Ye Qiu's brain crashed again, and his thoughts drifted back to two months ago.

Ever since I inexplicably pulled my pants two months ago, I and shit seem to have an indissoluble bond.

After being sprayed hot all over the face in the bathhouse last time, he thought it was the worst thing in the world.

It wasn't until this moment that he realized that there was no lower limit to bad luck.

"Oh my god, my good brother, you are so speechless, eat more, I still have it here."

Old man He saw that Ye Qiu had stopped moving, and continued to stuff it into his mouth with a smile on his face.

This brother is also very loyal!

He dared to eat shit so much, he almost caught up with his brother Fuhu Tianzun!

After being stabbed in the throat, Ye Qiu regained consciousness again.

Extremely angry, he kicked old man He back a few steps, squatted on the ground and began to vomit desperately, almost vomiting out his intestines.

Brother Hu who was outside the door heard a fight in the ward.

He opened his eyes and rushed in immediately. When he came in, he was greeted by a bad smell, and then he saw Ye Shao squatting on the ground vomiting.

Then, he felt a strong arm wrap around his neck from behind.

He clutched that arm with both hands before opening it.

Old Man He laughed strangely, and with his other hand, he took out a lump of Rexiang and stuffed it into Brother Hu's mouth.

"You are also here to worship, right? Well, from today onwards, we will be sworn brothers in the hospital for the third time, eat up this piece of shit, it's still hot after I pulled."

"what!!!"

Brother Hu screamed when he came back to his senses.

As a peak master of the Tianzi Realm, he never thought that he would have a day in his life where someone would feed shit into his mouth.

As a result, he subconsciously let out a cry and opened his mouth, just like Ye Qiu, he was forced into his mouth.

Of course, as a normal person, he would not be able to calmly fight back with his mouth shut after being smeared with shit on his face.

"Eat more, eat more, it's not enough for me. There's more here... Oh, it's gone, I'll let you eat it all."

After the old man dug out and found that there was nothing, he immediately showed regret.

"Go! Shit!"

After Brother Hu squeezed out two vague words from his throat, he spat out the hotness in his mouth forcefully.

And Ye Qiu had just finished vomiting, and was about to get up and find water to rinse his mouth.

As a result, when Brother Hu vomited, he just vomited on Ye Qiu's forehead.

"Damn it, brother Hu, you're just a few fucks."

Ye Qiu broke the defense again, and was so angry that he cursed on the spot.

Brother Hu couldn't care less about listening to Ye Qiu's swear words, he spit out a few mouthfuls and quickly fought back against old man He who was lying on his back.

But old man He is obviously stronger than him.

He was as flexible as a monkey on him, and he refused to get off no matter what.

He even wiped the heat on his hands with Brother Hu's forehead.

Fortunately, the nurse in the corridor heard the screams coming from the ward.

After they rushed over, they saw such a big scene.

He screamed loudly in fright.

The honored guest is personally greeted by the dean!He was actually fed shit!

"Old man He, come down quickly."

One of the nurses immediately yelled.

When Old Man He saw the two nurses coming, he trembled in fright and quickly let go of Brother Hu and got under the bed to hide.

He started trembling again and shouted, "Don't get an injection, don't get an injection."

"Are you two all right?"

The nurse didn't bother to argue with old man He, looking at Ye Qiu and the two with concern.

Chapter 320 Thank You, Brother Tiger

How can the two bother to talk?Just opened his mouth and already suffered a big loss.

They all squatted on the ground and vomited desperately, wishing to vomit out their stomachs and wash them with water.

Damn, this is the old man's shit.

Also so hot.

Usually everyone likes to swear at people for being procrastinating and procrastinating.

But they really fucking caught up this time!

I'm afraid no one would believe this experience, even if it's Lao Ba, he hasn't had this kind of treatment, right?

After almost vomiting out the gall, the two got up and stumbled out of the ward to the bathroom.

Go wash your face and rinse your mouth thoroughly.

When the two rushed to the bathroom door.

A few nurses were standing at the door with depressed faces.

Seeing Ye Qiu, the two rushed over with enthusiasm.

One of the nurses thought they were coming to the toilet to steal food, picked up the broom and threatened to beat her, and shouted.

"Stop it, don't let them go in and steal shit."

Recently, a lot of patients came into the hospital, shouting to reflect every day, and even went to the toilet to eat shit.

They were so disgusted that they could only choose to stop them like this.

Fortunately, another nurse recognized Ye Qiu with sharp eyes, and quickly stopped her companion and shouted.

"Don't hit Cuifen, this is the dean's distinguished guest."

"What? There are also distinguished guests who come to eat shit?"

The strong female nurse said in shock.

"You're the fucking shit eater."

As soon as Ye Qiu rushed into the bathroom, he became angry when he heard this, and slapped the female nurse on the face with his backhand.

Brother Hu who followed behind also slapped him across the face.

The nurse's face was swollen from the beating, and she was so angry that tears flowed down her face.

Ye Qiu and the two who rushed into the bathroom were just about to wash up.