The little catcher in the police station

"You deny that my looks are fine, but you can't deny my vision, right? I think the wife I'm looking for is pretty good!"

Jiang Hao couldn't help giving his father a thumbs up for the overflowing desire to survive on the screen!

I really can’t blame my father for not teaching me that I didn’t fall in love before the age of 24. It’s because I didn’t understand. With such an excellent father, Jiang Hao felt that he had to learn from his father, so he followed Jiang’s father’s words and said:

"I think there is nothing wrong with my dad's words. My mom is definitely the most beautiful mom in the world!"

"Jing nonsense, your mother and I are old, half of the legs are about to step into the coffin, how beautiful!"

Although Jiang's mother tried her best to refute, she still couldn't hide a smile from the corners of her eyes, but Jiang Hao was taken aback by the deep crow's feet on his mother's face.

How long?

It's been a long time since he had a good look at his mother's face, and he suddenly realized that his mother seemed to be really old, especially remembering that his mother was once in the prime of life, but... time is really not forgiving!

Moreover, my mother has always been working in other people's factories, and she seems to be aging faster than the people in the city. That is to say, she came out this year to set up her own factory, but it feels not only not easy, but even more difficult.

Thinking of when I was out of the game, I found some good things in the list and brought them out in the package. Among them was a panacea: [Dragon Phoenix Rejuvenation Pill], which can delay aging, improve physical fitness, and slowly realize the reverse growth of the human body, restore to the peak of the body.

Now that Jiang Hao's strength has broken through the first rank, and he has practiced the [King Kong Indestructible Magic Art], it is difficult for conventional weapons to hurt him, so he doesn't have to be too afraid. It's time to consider the physical condition of his family members.

"By the way, Mom, do you still remember that I told you last time that I used my spare time to study in the Southern Provincial Medical College? I saw a pure Chinese medicine health pill that my tutor has been using. He himself I have been taking it all the time, and it is said that it is very good for the body. He has not had a cold or illness for several years, so I asked him to mix some up and bring it back for you to try the effect. If the effect is good, I will ask him to buy it again."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Hao seemed to take out a bottle of [Dragon and Phoenix Rejuvenation Pill] from his pocket, and continued: "There are eight pills in this bottle, you two each take one pill every week, this is a medicine that is beneficial to the body. absorb!"

"What is this?"

Father Jiang curiously took the porcelain bottle in Jiang Hao's hand, and said, "This bottle is not bad? The glaze is bright, the color is gorgeous, and the style is a bit like a bottle from the Song Dynasty."

"Ahem...Dad, this is a modern handicraft, it's only used to hold medicine."

Jiang Hao hastily interrupted, if he finds out that the bottle has some value, he is really afraid that his father will return the pearl after buying the box, and throw away the medicine in order to collect the bottle, then he will really want to cry without tears.

"Son, is this used to hold medicine? What kind of medicine is it? Why doesn't it even have a date of manufacture? It can't be fake medicine, right?"

Mother Jiang was also a little hesitant. After all, she hadn't seen any pharmaceutical company use this porcelain bottle to fill medicine. Even so, you must at least have packaging, instructions, and a production license, right?

The whole bare bottle looks like a three-no product at first glance!

"Don't worry, let me tell you that this medicine is purely hand-made by a master of traditional Chinese medicine. The current production is limited and it is not on the market. I also dragged my mentor's relationship, so I asked him to mix a bottle at a high price."

"Could you have been cheated by a quack doctor? How much money were you cheated?"

She obviously didn't believe in any traditional Chinese medicine master's manual preparation. She only thought that her son was young and had little social experience.

Chapter 551 Large-scale social death scene

"This is my mentor, how could you lie to me?"

Jiang Hao had no choice but to take the porcelain bottle in his father's hand again, peel off the bottle cap, and immediately exude a faint fragrance from the bottle, which is the kind of faint herbal fragrance, which is refreshing and refreshing.

It immediately attracted the attention of parents.

"There's something about this thing!"

"is a bit!"

"I mean, this bottle doesn't look like a modern craft, but the master can use the medicine in this bottle, I believe it is real!"

"...Come on, take one pill first." Jiang Hao was a little speechless to his father's words, but he still poured out two pills from the bottle and handed them over.

"Let's eat, can our son still harm us?"

Jiang's father took the two pills carelessly, fed one to Jiang's mother himself, and swallowed the other by himself.

The elixir melted in the mouth, and that feeling immediately caught their eyes: "This is a bit like chocolate that melts in the mouth, with a strong medicinal fragrance!"

"Yes, it's amazing, it seems that this is indeed a good thing!"

Only then did Jiang's mother feel relieved. She was usually a little apprehensive about taking medicine. Sometimes she had a cold and a fever. She would rather suffer through it by herself than take a single medicine, let alone such a big one.

When Father Jiang put the pill in her mouth, she was thinking, how can she swallow such a big pill?

When she was about to get the water glass and take a sip of water, she suddenly found that the pill had melted like chocolate.

"Let me just say, our son can't harm us!"

Gollum~

suddenly,

Jiang's mother's stomach turned upside down, and the sound in her stomach could be heard clearly through her stomach. Jiang's father's face darkened instantly, and he blamed himself for talking too much, and the medicine actually ruined his stomach!

"No, this medicine is really a fake medicine. I have a bad stomach and need to go to the bathroom!"

After Jiang's mother finished speaking, she rushed into the single bathroom in the office and closed the door, and then there was a thunderous sound.

Jiang Hao wasn't worried, this was a normal reaction of ordinary people after taking medicine, to get rid of the remaining impurities and toxins in the body.

Seeing his son calming down there, Jiang's father thought that Jiang Hao was feeling guilty at this time, so he comforted him: "Haohao, it's okay, your mother is weak, just go to the toilet, and next time, don't use this kind of messy fake medicine." Let your mother..."

Gollum~

Suddenly,

The atmosphere froze in an instant, Jiang's father hadn't finished the word 'eat', his face changed, and he cursed secretly that he didn't have a long memory, and he couldn't talk too much, but he just couldn't remember!

"Honey, are you alright? I have to go to the bathroom too!"

Jiang's father was holding his stomach. At this time, his stomach was also shaking, and he felt that his butt could not be clamped!

"No, you go to the staff bathroom outside!"

Jiang's mother was at a critical moment, how could she give up her seat, so she had to tell him to go to the staff bathroom outside.

Jiang's father didn't think much about it, and immediately rushed out of the office and went straight to the staff bathroom. All he needs now is a toilet, nothing else!

Xiao Ma is a member of Jiang's father's company. After holding back his urine for a while, he was a little strange when he saw the boss in front of him rushing into the bathroom in a hurry.

Normally, there is an independent bathroom in the boss's office, and employees hardly have the opportunity to share the bathroom with the boss. Now that the opportunity comes, he wants to hide away.

No employee has the courage to compete side by side with the boss!

after all,

From peeing time, to the efficiency of shaking urine, to the overall score, winning or losing is not flattering to employees!

At this time, Xiao Ma was already urinating in a hurry, and his legs were pinched almost to the inside, but in order not to make the boss feel inferior, he decided to wait.

"Why hasn't it come out yet? Is it a tuba? It doesn't matter, just slip away after it's done!"

After waiting for a while, Xiao Ma found out that the boss was not peeing, so he decided to go in and go to the toilet secretly. Anyway, if the boss is a big one, he should be in the cubicle.

But as soon as he arrived at the door of the men's toilet, he heard the sound of the torrent coming from inside, which made him want to laugh, but he was afraid that the boss inside would hear it.

So he endured it, and he stepped into the men's toilet. In the next second, his face suddenly changed:

vomit~

A soaring stench rushed straight to his head, it was too high, he couldn't hold it back for a while, "retched", but immediately realized that it was impossible, the person inside was the boss at this time, he would be heard by the boss, Immediately endured it.

He took a deep breath, rushed into the urinal, unbuttoned his pants, and prepared to urinate, but his face turned red because of the lack of oxygen in his body.

[No, I'm going to suffocate, take a breath, I'll take a breath! 】

vomit~

Pony crashes!

Boss, did you eat shit?

It stinks so much?

The pony, who was fully prepared mentally, still couldn't escape vomiting. He had never smelled this smell since he grew up, and he had no resistance at all!

At this time, father Jiang, who heard the movement outside, hid in the bathroom and dared not make a sound. He even had a psychological barrier when he pooped. He wanted to wait for the employees outside to leave before releasing him!

I can still bear a little bit of my own shit, but the taste is really unique.

"Hey! My first name!"

Jiang's father sighed, feeling that the biggest mistake in his life was having a son.

If you don't have a son, you won't take the medicine he brought back, and you won't do this earth-shattering shit!

"Little Ma, what's wrong with you? Why is your face flushed? Are you sick?"

As soon as Xiao Ma came out of the bathroom, he met his colleague Xiao Wang. He also came to the bathroom at this time. Seeing that the other person's face was flushed, he thought he was not feeling well, so he asked with concern.

"Phew~ I almost threw my life in there. If you're not in a hurry, listen to my brother's advice and hold back for a while. If you're in a hurry, the women's bathroom next door is definitely your best choice!"

Xiao Wang saw the other person's expression was different, thought Xiao Ma was teasing him, and actually fooled himself to go to the women's toilet. If he really went to the women's toilet today, he would not be laughed to death by others!

"Why don't you come here, why don't you go to the women's room?" After finishing speaking, he bypassed the pony and walked to the men's room!

vomit~

Just when Xiao Ma was about to leave, there was a sudden sound of 'retching' from the bathroom behind him, he paused, and shook his head with lingering fear: If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes.

Then he left the bathroom and returned to work.

Jiang Hao leisurely sat on Father Jiang's boss chair, poured some tea with a cup, and waited while drinking.

Jiang's mother came out of the toilet first, but as soon as she came out, she looked at her son angrily: "Tell me, where did you buy the fake medicine? My mother has to smash his bedding and sell fake medicine." Forget it, get some cornstarch to fool you, at least it’s not broken to the bone, but what is this medicine? The intestines almost didn’t come out!”

Chapter 552 Pink Eye Disease

"Mom, don't you feel any difference?"

Seeing his mother rushing out of the toilet angrily, Jiang Hao had no choice but to divert her attention.

"What's different? Huh? It seems a little different!"

Hearing her son's question, Jiang's mother felt it first, and said casually: "After going to the toilet, the whole body is relaxed, and nothing else has changed!"

"This is not a magic pill. You will become a fairy immediately after taking it. There must be a process. You see, as soon as you take the medicine, you have already reacted. Part of the toxins in your body have been eliminated. You must also smell the smell." arrive……"

"Jiang Hao!"

At this time, Jiang's father also rushed into the office with an angry face, closed the door, and began to question Jiang Hao:

"What the hell are you feeding us? I've never had such a stinky shit. Now it's all right. The whole company knows that your dad and I stinky shit. I can't run this company anymore. Whoever likes to open it will open it." !"

Father Jiang didn't expect that one day his company would be forced to go bankrupt because of the smell of shit!

"It's not that exaggerated, is it?"

"Why not exaggerating? Just now someone was in the toilet... Forget it, you will never be fooled again!"

Father Jiang said with a look of lovelessness.

The past is unbearable!

Hearing this, Jiang Hao immediately expressed his understanding. If Jiang's father went to the toilet at that time, there were people in it, and he could imagine that scene by himself. It must be a large-scale scene of the death of both parties!

"It seems that you all know the effect of the medicine. Its detoxification ability is really amazing. Don't you feel your body is much lighter now?"

Seeing that they hadn't felt any changes in their bodies, Jiang Hao had no choice but to remind them to focus on the changes in their bodies instead of obsessing over the smell!

"Can't it be easy? I have vented several catties!"

Hearing Father Jiang's complaint, Jiang Hao fainted instantly!

Hopeless!

"Forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow!"

Jiang Hao knew that his father had experienced the darkest moment of his life today, and it was normal to have resentment, so let's wait for him to recover.

When they wake up tomorrow morning, they should be able to experience the difference in their bodies!

dong dong~

At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside.

"Please come in!"

"Boss Jiang, are you busy? I have something to report to you!"

At the door, a woman in her 30s stood at the door holding a document, her expression calm!

However, due to the sensitivity of the police profession, Jiang Hao still found some abnormalities between her eyebrows. Driven by curiosity, he used the 'knowledge of people' technique on her:

[I didn't expect the boss to be such a boss!In order not to embarrass the boss, I can only pretend that I don't know anything, well, I can't laugh! 】