Zombies: At the beginning of Kunlun Xianshu Town, kill Mr. Ren

Lin Yi sat up abruptly.

Not so!It is not enough to knock on the wooden fish, but also to knock on the bowl!

"what!"

The four-eyed priest in the back room also broke out.

"Knock knock, knock early, knock late, there is no end!"

Daoist Simu pulled off the earmuffs on his ears, and stuffed cotton and wicks in the earholes. It was useless to prepare so many things.

Soon, Ji Dong saw the four-eyed priest walking out with a small wooden box in his arms.

Ji Dong stretched his waist, completely relieved of sleepiness.

Not long after, Taoist Master Simu came back with a wooden box and a clay figurine in his hand, with a smug smile on his face.

"Knock, knock, knock, I'll let you knock!"

"Master!"

Jia Le was also woken up by Master Yixiu, seeing his master holding Master Yixiu's clay doll in his hand, he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

Master won't play tricks on Master!

"Well, set up the altar!"

"Ah! It's not yet dawn!"

"It's still time to start the altar, let's go!"

"Oh!"

Jia Le reluctantly went to the altar.

"Hmph, you're doomed, Ah Yi, come here, Master Uncle will show you, what is the technique of aversion to victory!"

Ji Dong's eyes lit up, and a good show was coming.

"I'm coming!"

……

In front of the Dharma altar, the four-eyed Taoist pinched the seal with his hand, raised his sword finger, and the paper figurine on the table was controlled by the four-eyed Taoist to pick up a walnut, and threw it out.

Soon, a booming sound came from the master's house next door.

Ji Dong ran to the window to see that the master next door threw away the wooden fish, and with a stretch of his arm, he swept away the copper bowl on the table.

Immediately afterwards, with a big wave of his hand, the table was also flipped out, and the incense burner and candles flew out in an instant, scattered all over the ground.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

Master Yixiu looked at his hands blankly, and then found that his body was out of control, and he writhed wildly.

Qingqing, who heard the movement, ran over quickly, and saw Master Yixiu writhing wildly like a psychopath, and immediately looked confused.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

"I don't know what's wrong with me! My body is out of control."

In the next second, Master Yixiu laughed.

"Hey hey, I was hit by someone, hey hey, the Xiao acupuncture point was clicked, hahaha, hurry up and help me, ha, relieve the acupuncture point!"

"Oh!"

Qingqing nodded, and ran quickly to get the silver needle.

Through the window, Ji Dong saw clearly, Master Yixiu picked up the vise on the cabinet.

Tsk tsk, he is familiar with this thing, he used it to pull out the two zombie teeth of Old Master Ren.

"What are my pliers for?"

"a ha ha ha!"

Master Ikkyu smiled and put the pliers into his mouth.

Click!

Hey!

"Haha, I pulled a tooth, haha, fortunately it was a tooth decay, ouch, ho ho, it hurts so much."

"Master, I'll untie the acupoints for you!"

Qingqing ran back with the silver needle, snatched the pliers from Yixiu's hand, and then stuck the needle into Yixiu's laugh point.

"Woohoo! I'm being controlled, Qingqing, hurry up and get the garlic!"

"Oh!"

Qingqing nodded, and looked at the garlic hanging on the beam.

The beams are at least three meters high. Qingqing took a run-up, jumped up, grabbed the beams with both hands, swung her body, her legs caught another beam, and the whole person was hung on the beams, and she picked it up with her hand. Just tore off a head of garlic.

Seeing this series of movements, Lin Yi's eyes straightened.

In the movie, there is a stand-in for this action, and Dragon and Tiger Warrior can handle it. This is Qingqing himself!

A little girl with a delicate figure and a smile, jumped more than one meter high, and hung on the three-meter-high beams. This skill can't be said to beat Qiusheng Jiale, but it is definitely crushing literary talent!

"Stop playing with Uncle Shi, Master Yixiu will take the garlic!"

Ji Dong turned around and went to find Taoist Simu.

After playing, I will drink lamp oil in a while.

……

A few minutes later, Master Yixiu rushed over aggressively with Qingqing, but he was stunned when he saw the situation here.

The room was pitch black, and the master, apprentice, and nephew were all sound asleep.

"Simu, you have the guts! You've won today, ouch!"

Master Yixiu covered his face and went back angrily.

After a while, there was a suffocated laughter from the four-eyed Taoist priest in the room.

Lin Yi, who was lying on the bed pretending to be asleep, silently covered his ears.

My god, master Yixiu stopped knocking wooden fish, why did you start again, uncle!

"Hey, hey, hey, hahahaha!"

The more you laugh, the more exaggerated you are.

Gradually, Ji Dong realized that something was wrong, got up and went to check, and saw that the four-eyed Taoist priest looked like he was about to laugh and pass his breath.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

Jia Le also rushed over, saw the blue-eyed face, and rushed over nervously.

This is cursed!

When did you become famous?

Ji Dong raised his eyebrows, and an exorcism talisman appeared in his hand instantly.

Dodging to Simu's side, he patted the exorcism talisman on Simu Taoist priest's forehead.

With a pop, the spell turned into fly ash.

The four eyes that were laughing wildly finally stopped laughing, and the whole person collapsed on the bed, gasping for breath.

It took a long time for the Taoist priest with four eyes to come over and raised his middle finger.

"Smelly, smelly monk, you are cruel!"

……

ps: The art of defeating victory, Xiaomaoshan art, controlling other people's bodies. In the movie, Simu and Yixiu fight each other. It looks very fun, but it's terrifying when you think about it carefully! .

Chapter 28: Priest Chizuru appears!

"Master, how are you?"

Jia Le looked at the four-eyed priest with concern and asked.

He grew up with Simu, the kind who treats Simu as his own father.

Daoist Simu took a breath, and said unhappily, "What's the matter, what are you doing if you don't sleep at night!"

"Go to sleep, Ayi, you too!"

Daoist Simu felt his old face was hot, and he had lost such a big shame in front of his apprentice and nephew.

Stinky monk, we are not finished!

Lin Yi and Jia Le left the room of Taoist Master Simu, and Lin Yi smiled and patted Jia Le on the shoulder.

"It's still early, go to bed, uncle is fine."

Jiale smiled foolishly, "I know, Master speaks so loudly, it must be fine, so I can rest assured."

After finishing speaking, Jiale walked towards his bed, "Ayi, you should sleep a little longer, and I will cook chicken for you tomorrow."

"OK, good night."

Ji Dong returned to his room, but after tossing and tossing for a long time, he didn't feel sleepy at all, so he just started to practice.

The Taoist robe obtained from Donghuang World is very practical, allowing Ji Dong to obtain sufficient aura to practice at all times.

Soon, Lin Yi settled down.

……

Gollum-

As Ji Dong's stomach protested, Ji Dong slowly withdrew from the practice and opened his eyes.

While rubbing his belly, he smiled wryly.

No wonder it is said in the novel that practitioners need to eat Bigu Dan, otherwise they will starve to death after a long time of retreat.

He only practiced for a few hours before his stomach began to protest.

Is it because I didn't eat enough yesterday?

Seven bowls of rice were dried in the evening!

After practicing for a few hours, my body couldn't bear it anymore.

You must know that opening up the sea of ​​​​qi requires 36 major qi circles. He circulates qi in four hours for one major celestial circle, and the 36 major qi circles need 140 four hours, which is six days.

If you don't eat or drink water for six days, it's no wonder that people don't die.

Ji Dong shook his head and smiled, why think so much, he has only practiced for a few days.

I got up and left the room, ran to the kitchen to find the morning porridge, and started to fill my stomach with a grunt.

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of drumming in the distance.

The sound of the drum was like thunder, resounding through the mountains and forests, and could be heard from afar.

Lin Yi came out of the kitchen biting the steamed bun, and Daoist Simu and Jia Le also came out of the house.

Looking around, a strange team appeared in the distance.

These people were dressed in the costumes of the previous dynasty and carried dragon flags. In front of their heads was a Taoist priest in Taoist robes.

Ji Dong swallowed the steamed bun and frowned.

He is familiar with this plot!

Daoist Qianhe came.

It's still half a day before Daoist Qianhe completes the box lunch!

It's tonight.

"Jia Le, Ah Yi, let's go, I'll take you to meet people."