Zombies: At the beginning of Kunlun Xianshu Town, kill Mr. Ren

After speaking, he took it with both hands.

Uncle Jiu and Daoist Simu asked Lin Yi with a smile.

"Ayi, how was your rest last night?"

Last night, Ji Dong was the main force. Uncle Jiu felt that Ji Dong was exhausted, so he didn't take Ji Dong with him when he got up in the morning.

I just want Ji Dong to rest for a while.

"I had a good rest. I slept until dawn. Let's not talk about Master, I have to go to practice."

Uncle Jiu nodded in relief, "Go, the plan of the day lies in the morning, and practicing in the morning is very beneficial."

Ji Dong turned around with a smile and flew to the roof, breathing into the sun, and began to absorb the essence of the sun every morning.

Jia Le has already peeled two eggs, "Master, uncle, eat the chicken."

Uncle Jiu and Si Mu took it and took a bite.

Jiale couldn't wait to crack open another one, pinched it with both hands, and rubbed off the broken eggshell, then stuffed it into his mouth and started to chew.

Boiled eggs that have passed cold water are best peeled.

Ji Dong remembered what that idiot said, don't put boiled eggs in cold water, because bacteria will get into the eggs.

I really don't know how such a fool survived to such a big size.

……

Ten minutes later, Ji Dong fell from the roof.

The patients had gone back to the room to rest, Jiushu and Simu Taoist also went back to the room to rest, leaving only Jia Le to clean up the mess.

Some medicine dregs and bandages must be put away.

There was also a pile of egg shells on the table.

Ji Dong frowned suddenly, and there was a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

With a thought force, all the eggshells on the table floated up, and then followed Ji Dong into the room.

Jia Le, who had packed up the medicine residue, turned around and was about to put away the egg shells, but found that the table was empty, and the egg shells had disappeared.

"Huh? Did Ah Yi take away the eggshells??"

Jia Le scratched his head in doubt, then shrugged, and immediately shifted his attention elsewhere.

In the room, Ji Dong closed the door and put the egg shells on the table.

Then Ji Dong took out the statue of Laojun and the incense burner from the storage ring, and placed three plates in front of the statue, with fruit snacks inside, which looked decent.

Lin Yi respectfully burned three sticks of incense.

"Lord Lord, disciple Lin Yi sincerely worships, and also hopes that Laojun can bless disciples to get rich."

After getting up, Ji Dong was full of confidence, and said to the system, "System, have you seen this pile of eggshells, use them to exchange!"

Swish!

After a flash of inspiration, the eggshells on the table disappeared.

At the same time, such an audio picture appeared in Ji Dong's mind.

……

In a modern room.

A blond foreign girl is curling her hair with a curling iron.

"Ow!"

The woman was scalded to the forehead by the curling iron and let out a cry of pain.

The fine-looking brass teapot on the table suddenly shook.

The woman walked over in surprise, opened the lid of the teapot, and there were actually two beautiful knives lying inside!

The woman took out the banknote in surprise, put it in front of her nose and smelled it.

It's the smell of money!

It smells so good!

At this moment, the woman seemed to be possessed, and scalded herself again with the curling iron.

The pain hit instantly.

There were five more beautiful knives in the teapot on the table!

"Can you change money by hurting yourself?"

Thinking about it, the woman turned around and kicked the leg of the table. The pain hit Alice, and Alice was about to burst into tears.

But listening to the sound of banknotes popping out of the teapot, this little pain is nothing.

The woman turned around excitedly, and the expression on her face froze instantly.

The brass teapot on the table became a pile of egg shells.

"Woz Law!"

……

The screen is over.

Ji Dong looked at the brass teapot in his hand with a strange expression.

Open the lid of the teapot, and there are two beautiful knives in the teapot.

At the same time, a strange voice seemed to appear in Ji Dong's mind, wanting to lure Ji Dong into fire.

[A strange existence was detected, an attempt was made to harm the host, and the system started cleaning mode]

The brass teapot was instantly surrounded by a ball of light, and the next second, the strange sound disappeared.

The brass teapot was plainly placed on the table.

[The host exchanged egg shells for Alice's brass teapot! 】

"System, show me the item introduction."

Ji Dong picked up the teapot and observed.

The system gives the item introduction.

【Brass Teapot: Hurt yourself or others, and money will appear in the teapot. 】

"The money for this thing can't be a beautiful knife! I'll wipe it, I don't need this thing!"

Ji Dong tossed the brass teapot strangely, and then casually threw it into the storage ring.

In the period of the Republic of China, using a beautiful knife in the 21st century is crazy!

But you can experiment later to see if the money transformed here is a dollar or something. If it is a silver dollar, then maybe there will be another superhero who fights evil in the future.

Hurt yourself, isn't that crazy, but if you hurt other people, then Ji Dong doesn't have any psychological barriers at all. Fighting evil is everyone's responsibility!

……

In the evening, Dashu Town was very lively, because the mayor set up a water table in the village office, and everyone in the town could come to have a few drinks.

However, many people in the town did not come, knowing that the mayor gave the celebration wine to the militia villages.

These protected people didn't help much, so how could they have the nerve to come and drink.

The young and strong, the old and the weak in the town sat in the yard, and the women in the town helped in the kitchen.

The bustling open water seats.

Uncle Jiu sat with Taoist Priest Simu, accompanied by the elders of the village.

Lin Yize (Wang's) took Jia Le to sit beside the militia, accompanied by Ah Qiang, Ah Fu and Ah Shou, toasting Lin Yi glass by glass.

After drinking for three rounds and cooking for five tastes, some old and weak people in the yard are full and full, and when they go back, only a group of young and strong are still drinking lively.

Uncle Jiu and Daoist Simu had almost finished eating, so they went back to rest early.

"¨〃haha, keep drinking, I'll make it easier for you." Ah Qiang put down his chopsticks with a smile, and was about to drain the water.

Ah Fu Ah Shou immediately laughed.

"How long have you been drinking? You have to drain the water. Is your kidney failing?"

"Nonsense, I don't know how good my kidneys are. I can't move against the wind."

Ah Qiang blew on the cowhide, and walked unsteadily towards the hut of the village office.

When he got to the toilet, Ah Qiang burped, and suddenly felt a gust of cool wind blowing behind him.

Turning his head to look, a ferocious grimace was tightly pressed against his waist!

……

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"Wow! Who are you, so ugly!"

Ah Qiang looked at this grimace, and slapped it in disgust, pressing the other person's face to push her away.

"Go away, I want to turn on the water, and use the toilet to go out and line up."

The grimace looked at A Qiang suspiciously, isn't this guy afraid of me?

"Roar!"

"Why are you yelling so loudly? Go out and line up!"

Ah Qiang said impatiently while untying his trouser belt.

slam-la-

The sound of pattering water sounded, and Ah Qiang showed a relaxed expression.

The grimace covered his mouth and nose in disgust.

The coquettish smell of urine, this guy is not only empty but also angry!

Leave you!

Ah Qiang was pushed by a strong force, he couldn't stand stably, his body swayed, the board under his feet floated up for some reason, and then Ah Qiang fell directly into the urinal.

puff-

Ton, ton, ton~ poof!

"Help!"

……

"Huh? Why did I hear Ah Qiang calling for help?"

Ah Fu said suspiciously, pricked up his ears and listened carefully.

Ah Shou Ade and the others next to him didn't care, they laughed and said, "It can't be that they fell into the cesspool."

"Hey, Ade, you are so disgusting."

Lin Yi's thoughts spread, and his mind network skills were activated, and his expression became weird.

It turned out to be really accurate, Ah Qiang really fell into it!

The toilets in the village office were originally built in 600. It was a big pit at the bottom, with wooden boards on the top to leave a gap, which was a pit.

If you save more below, take it away.

So you can imagine how filthy it was down there.

Fortunately, Ji Dong's heart network can only hear the sound, but can't see the picture inside, otherwise he really doesn't know what to do with the food and wine on the table.

"Go and have a look, something happened to Ah Qiang."

Ji Dong said to a few people who were still fresh.