I have a backstage in Datang

Cough cough, don't slap your face!

The first book is called: "Fenghua Road of the Tang Dynasty". The protagonist is a little bastard in the early stage. people.

The second book is called: "The No. [-] Ruthless Man in the Tang Dynasty". This book is more funny. There are five big brutes in the book, who hate the sky and the air. After reading it, I died laughing, huh.

Ahem, I think some old readers are going to slap me in the face, because I wrote these two books, maybe you will scold me, I have never seen such a brazen person, hum, very good, I tell you, guess right up.

Chapter 55 [A liar? 】

It is strange to say!

Although the old Taoist pretended to be mysterious, he sat there with his legs crossed all the time. This situation was a bit weird, not like ordinary quack warlocks.

If it was an ordinary quack warlock, they would usually put on a high-level posture, but after attracting the attention of others, they would soon reveal their purpose.

However, this old man was different, he just sat there cross-legged all the time.

One must know that it is the twelfth lunar month of winter, the ground is full of thick snow, the weather is very cold, and the snow is even colder, let alone an old Taoist priest, even a strong young man can't last long sitting on the ground.

Gu Tianya pondered for a moment, and vaguely guessed a possibility. He thought that the reason why this old man was like this was simply to show a higher demeanor. Sitting in the snow in the severe cold weather, he could indeed give people a sense of inscrutability. .

But it was too cold to sit like this.

Sitting for a long time is afraid that it is easy to catch cold and get sick.

After all, Gu Tianya had a kind heart, and he didn't want to see people like this. He had no choice but to sigh softly, and said to the crowd in a low voice: "If you brothers have a heart, you might as well go and count it..."

This is to help the old Taoist solicit business.

The old Taoist squatted on the side of the road in the cold weather, posing as an expert who was sleeping in the snow. Once someone passed by, he immediately sat cross-legged. Obviously, he was already too cold to bear, so he took the opportunity to lie down. Sit instead... But why should he suffer this in such a severe cold weather?

It is nothing more than being forced by life, wanting to earn a bite to eat and drink.

Even though he knew that the other party was a charlatan, Gu Tianya still couldn't feel any disgust. The reason is actually very simple. This old man is really old. If he can make the other party earn a living, Gu Tianya doesn't care about showing some kindness.

He personally went out to help solicit business, and the twenty fierce soldiers naturally wanted to give him face, so Yan Jiu was the first to step forward, and said with a smile: "You old Taoist, you don't need to sit still, count us one Hexagram, how many copper coins do you need?"

As he said that, he stretched out his hand, trying to pull the old Taoist priest up from the ground, but the old Taoist shook his head again and again, and said with a serious face: "No, no, the poor Taoist is feeling the severe cold of the world, this general must not destroy my achievements."

Hey?

Everyone was startled.

Yan Jiu frowned, and said with some displeasure: "Old Taoist priest, don't be ashamed. In fact, everyone knows that you are a low-ranking man. If it were as usual, who would look at you? Brother Gu is afraid that you will freeze, I want you to get some business and leave early, but you don't know what to do, and you still want to sit on the ground and pretend to be an expert?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand again, wanting to drag the old Taoist up directly.

Unexpectedly, the old Taoist shook his head again and again, waved his hands hastily and said: "No, no, no, the poor Taoist is feeling the severe cold of the world, this general must not destroy my achievements..."

Yan Jiuqi's face turned cold, and he opened his mouth to curse.

Gu Tianya spoke suddenly, and said with a slight smile: "Brother Yan Jiu, you can just pull him up directly, don't pay attention to his words, this old Taoist should have numb legs."

He smiled again as he spoke, which was very interesting. Looking at the old Taoist priest, he said again: "He pretended to be an expert for a long time, but in the end his legs became numb and he couldn't stand up. He was afraid that his legs would become weak after being pulled up by you, and they would break in time." Get rid of the superior demeanor you tried to pretend..."

Yan Jiu was taken aback by these words.

Everyone was also amazed.

Everyone looked at the old Taoist priest together, and sure enough, they saw that the old Taoist priest's face was flushed with shame. Although his face was flushed, he was still arguing, and kept waving his hands, saying: "No, no, poor Taoist legs and feet are very agile, I am feeling the severe cold of the world. , don’t break my achievements..."

It's a pity that this time Yan Jiu didn't listen anymore, she suddenly stretched out her hand and shouted softly, "Stand up for me."

Grab the old Taoist priest and drag him up.

Only then did I realize that the old Taoist priest's legs were trembling, and everyone burst into laughter, joking around the old Taoist priest.

Cheng Chumo and the others were amazed, and the three little guys put their heads in front of Gu Tianya, wondering, "How did you guess, how did you guess? Why didn't we find out, but you did?" His legs are numb?"

Gu Tianya smiled slightly, and said: "This is a little common sense in life, and you can guess it if you pay attention. It's the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month. A young man in his prime can't support himself sitting in the snow. He is an old Taoist priest. Muscles, bones, qi and blood have long been weakened, and if he sits cross-legged for half a day, there is at least a [-]% chance that his legs will become numb."

"It's only [-]% possible, so you dare to be sure?" The three little guys stared wide-eyed.

Gu Tianya glanced at the three of them, and for some reason, he suddenly began to teach earnestly, and said with a hint: "There are thousands of things in the world, and there are always traces to be found. As long as you concentrate on thinking, you can trace back to the source. I really only had a [-]% guess at the beginning. , but I saw him keep rejecting Yan Jiu's kindness, so I secretly thought, why would he reject other people's kindness? Is it really because of the coldness of the world? I'm afraid it's just inconvenient to stand up! So, [-]% chance It became [-]%..."

The three little guys looked at each other, obviously still in a daze. After a long time, Cheng Chumo stammered and said: "Even...even if it's [-]% possible, it's not [-]% sure."

Gu Tianya suddenly showed his face and smiled, as if he was trying to instill some truths into the three little guys, and said leisurely: "There are [-]% certainties in the world, you can give it a try, you are from the Great Tang Suwei , in the future it is very likely that you will go to the army for training. As a leading general, you must have a heart that dares to break the boat. hesitate."

The three little fellows nodded repeatedly, and couldn't help puffing out their chests, and said loudly, "That's it, that's it, we must have the courage to go to the bottom of the boat."

As he spoke, he suddenly looked at Gu Tianya, and asked very curiously, "Are you also like this?"

"Of course I can't do this. I have to be [-]% sure."

The three little guys were dumbfounded.

After a long time passed, the three of them spoke with strange faces, and said in a daze: "You let us be [-]% sure to make a move, but you have to be [-]% sure to do it. This... this... why does it feel like you are treating us like idiots?" coax?"

"How can it be!" Gu Tianya smiled all over his face, and suddenly reached out and patted the three little guys, jokingly said: "Smart kids like you, how can they be coaxed so easily? In my opinion, The person who can deceive you in this world is probably not born yet."

"Hey, this sounds very exciting. Hahaha, you are right, we are as smart as monkeys, how can we be coaxed so easily."

The three little idiots were so proud of themselves that they had forgotten to investigate the difference between [-]% and [-]%.

But their servants turned red, and everyone had a look of embarrassment and helplessness on their faces. Someone suddenly cupped their hands towards Gu Tianya, and said sincerely: "Please, don't do this, please give us Tell them the truth, young master, and tell them that you were just joking."

Unexpectedly, Gu Tianya's face turned solemn, and he shook his head solemnly, "I'm not joking, but sincere words. Saying with [-]% certainty is really the way of a fierce general. There are even people who are at the bottom of the boat, who dare to fight recklessly with [-]% chance, you guys If you really care about your little son, then let them always remember my words."

Those servants were obviously taken aback, as if they were very dissatisfied with Gu Tianya's remarks.

But Gu Tianya no longer explained, there were some things he couldn't explain to these servants.

At this moment, I heard the three boys screaming, and they said in a surprised tone: "Look, look, the old Taoist is no longer trembling. Sure enough, his legs were numb just now, and it took him a long time to recover, hahaha , interesting interesting, really interesting."

Everyone was distracted by this, and immediately looked at the old Taoist priest again.

However, the old Taoist priest blushed and kept arguing: "How can it be leg numbness? Not leg numbness! Can practitioners' affairs be called leg numbness..."

Everyone was laughing and laughing, full of joyful atmosphere.

Only Yan Jiu was still thinking about Gu Tianya's kindness, and suddenly asked: "Now that you've calmed down, let's start, Brother Gu asked us to take care of your business, we have to sell his face, old Taoist priest, tell me , if I ask you to do the math, how much copper should I give you."

It seems that because of hearing the copper coins, the old Taoist finally stopped being stubborn, but he still pretended to be a superior person, insisting on putting on an unfathomable posture, and said in a sly way: "Straight-forward, it counts a person's life, poor Dao plays in the world, only explaining hexagrams to those who are predestined..."

"Stop talking!" Yan Jiu yelled sharply, and said angrily, "If you dare to talk about it again, believe it or not, I will kill you with a knife."

The old Taoist quickly changed his words and said: "The so-called fate means that we meet each other. Now that we have fate, we should use divination to explain the hexagrams. Cough cough, this general, I need five cents for the hexagrams for the poor Taoist to help others."

When it comes to hexagrams, it seems that both eyes are shining, where there is no sense of superiority, he is clearly a charlatan.

Yan Jiu resisted being tired, and said directly: "Then you do the math for me."

The old Taoist nodded and asked, "What is it?"

Yan Jiu hesitated for a moment, then waved her hands indifferently, and said, "You can do whatever you want, and I'll give you the money after the calculation is over."

Unexpectedly, the old Taoist suddenly played a rogue, stretched out his hand directly in front of him, and said with a smile: "Chenghui, Wuwen."

Yan Jiu was stunned for a moment, and said in astonishment, "You want to pay before the start?"

As a result, the old Taoist shook his head slowly, smiled and said again: "It has already begun, and it is over. General, don't renege on your debts, and the hexagrams will be used for five things."

This rogue behavior finally aroused Yan Jiu's heart. He was about to roar violently when he suddenly stood on the spot in a daze, because the old Taoist suddenly opened his mouth and looked at him with a deep face: "The poor Taoist just shouted!" , you are a general..."

"Ahahaha, I laughed so hard!"

The voices of three little idiots suddenly sounded next to them, and they said bluffing: "You can also be called fortune-telling? You are clearly deceiving people with your eyes open. Old Taoist priest, you can take care of this girl from the Detachment of Women. Although the uncle is tall and extraordinary, but the armor on his body is a soldier's style, you actually said he is a general, why don't you say he is a general..."

The three little guys chattered, consciously exposing the old Taoist's background.

Chapter 56 [Give you something]

It's a pity that they didn't pay attention, Yan Jiu's face changed obviously, for some reason, she suddenly put her hand into her bosom, as if she wanted to pay out money, but her hand froze in her bosom, Yan Jiu was startled for a moment, then immediately Very solemnly said: "I forgot to bring money today, I will make it up for you later."

His money bag was given to Old Liu from the east of the city who had saved Gu Tianya, so he couldn't take out the money at this time. Slightly startled, vaguely felt that things were a little weird.

Yan Jiu was going to pay the bill, didn't she say that the old Taoist was very accurate?

Is he really a general?

Gu Tianya's heart moved as he watched from the sidelines, and countless thoughts flashed through in an instant.

But at this moment, Yan Jiu suddenly saw bitterness on his face, as if explaining to Gu Tianya: "It used to be, but it is no longer. The military regulations of our Women's Army are very strict, and I have a problem that I like drinking..."

He didn't say the rest.

But Gu Tianya had vaguely guessed something.

He slowly stretched out his hand and patted Yan Jiu's shoulder lightly. Just as he was about to say a few words of comfort, he suddenly heard the old Taoist speak lightly and said with a smile: "The poor Taoist interprets hexagrams for others, and there is no possibility of making mistakes. Since I call you General, then you are the general."

These words made Gu Tianya and Yan Jiu startled at the same time.

Yan Jiu subconsciously looked at the old Taoist, and for some reason her tone was agitated, and said, "You mean, you mean I might recover?"

However, the old Taoist stopped explaining anymore, instead he stretched out his hand slowly, and said with a smile: "Chenghui, hexagrams and five articles, if the general is inconvenient today, you will have to give me five hundred guan in the future."

Five pennies directly became five hundred pennies.

There is always a thousand dollars, and five hundred dollars is 50 dollars. This is a [-]-fold increase, which directly shocked Yan Jiu.

He couldn't help but wanted to ask his colleague to borrow money, but Gu Tianya suddenly reached out to stop him, and said solemnly: "Brother Yan Jiu, I owe you the money first..."

Yan Jiu was taken aback for a moment.

But seeing Gu Tianya's serious face, he said in a deep voice: "When you become a general in the future, we will give him five hundred coins."

Yan Jiu was startled again, then her face sank like water, she nodded solemnly and said, "Okay!"

……

At this time, everyone could see that the old Taoist priest really had some skills, and the situation changed in an instant, and everyone wanted to make a fortune.

The three little idiots have a frizzy personality, and they are most enthusiastic about such weird things, so they squeezed together and shouted anxiously: "We will also calculate, we will also calculate, hey, hey, old Taoist, uh No, it's an old man, you can do the math for us, let's see what will happen to us in the future?"

The old Taoist glanced at the three little fellows, and for some reason there was a smile on his face, and he slowly nodded and said: "You are also predestined people, so you can make a fortune."

As he spoke, he moved his fingers a few times, first looked at Cheng Chumo, and said, "You are blessed with green clothes."

Cheng Chumo's face was dazed, he obviously didn't understand, this guy scratched his forehead, and asked blankly: "What do you mean?"

Gu Tianya next to him suddenly opened his mouth and said with a smile: "Since ancient times, men and women have been talking about marriage. He said that you have the blessing of green clothes, so you should be a son-in-law. But you are the old guard of the Tang Dynasty, and you must be born as a noble son. Ordinarily, this kind of background would not make you a son-in-law, but if you want to be a son-in-law, you must be extremely expensive, what kind of son-in-law would be like this, you can figure it out for yourself..."

Although he let Cheng Chumo figure it out for himself, but what he said was close to revealing what was said, but Cheng Chumo still didn't understand, and the anxious guy kept scratching his head.

In the end, it was a family servant who spoke cautiously, and said in a low voice: "Young master, they said that you might become a son-in-law!"

"how can that be?"

Cheng Chumo jumped up and down, and said with horror on his face: "Those princesses of Your Majesty are of the same generation as my father. How can this be possible, could it be that they want old cows to eat young grass..."

The Ding family's face twitched, and he reminded helplessly: "The princesses of the older generation can't do it, but there are still princesses of the younger generation."

Only now did Cheng Chumo understand, and immediately burst into laughter, and quacked: "If that's the case, it's okay."

His face was full of excitement, and he couldn't help but want the old Taoist to do the math, but the old Taoist had already looked at Fang Jun, and suddenly sighed: "You also have the blessing of green clothes."

Fang Jun scratched his forehead and asked curiously: "I will also be a son-in-law?"

The old Taoist stared at him for a long time, then suddenly said: "If you don't want to be one, it's actually quite good."

Fang Jun immediately became angry, staring and said: "If Cheng Chumo becomes a son-in-law, how can I be worse than him."

The old Taoist stopped talking, and looked at the third little guy again.

This time his fingers fluctuated more difficultly, and it took him a long time to shake his head slowly, saying: "You don't need to calculate this hexagram, you are born with a life that doesn't require hard work. It's such a pleasure to sit back and enjoy the success."

Li Chongyi was very dissatisfied, and also stared: "Bah! I want to make meritorious deeds myself."

The old Taoist chuckled, noncommittal.

……

Each of the hexagrams of the three little guys was a bit bizarre. At this time, everyone was convinced by the old Taoist priest, and couldn't help but all come together.

The twenty warriors of the Detachment of Women Army were relatively close, occupying the advantage and surrounded the old Taoist priest. One of the warriors looked at the old Taoist priest eagerly and asked, "Help me figure out what will happen in the future..."

The old Taoist would not refuse anyone who came, and moved his fingers again. Suddenly, his fingers stiffened slightly, his face became a little sad, and he said slowly: "In troubled times, heroes are destined. No heroes enjoy peace. Alas, what a pity."

The fierce soldier's face turned pale, and he subconsciously said, "What do you mean?"

Although he didn't understand, he guessed something was wrong from the old Taoist's tone.

At this moment, Gu Tianya suddenly stood beside him, and said in a deep voice: "Comrade, you can stay at the inn in the future. As long as I live for a day, you are not allowed to retire and go home."