I have a backstage in Datang

"There is a bright moon on the sea, and Tianya shares this moment. Is it because I am destined not to be able to hug him, kiss him and pamper him, so you and sister Guangping named him Tianya? Tianya, Tianya, under the same bright moon, Even though we are far apart, it is such a good poem, such a good name..."

Two crystal clear teardrops were faintly hanging from the corners of her eyes. I am afraid that no one in the world would believe that this most noble existence in the entire prairie would cry.

……

Five days later, Yanmen Pass.

Snapped!

There was a wake-up sound.

"In this Turkic World War, the Han family exhaled and raised their eyebrows. The humiliation of the Central Plains for more than 130 years finally allowed us to satisfy our dream of washing away our shame..."

"Good! Good!"

There was a burst of applause from the hall.

The little storyteller was very proud, and he spoke again while the iron was hot, and said loudly: "In this battle, 50 soldiers were killed, 150 million prisoners were captured, and 40 Turkic bullocks and 20 Turkic war horses were captured. Turkic Jieli Khan In order to survive, he knelt down and begged for mercy, wagging his tail and begging for mercy, and even wanted to sell his wife to fight for his chance of survival... It's a pity, it's a pity, how can we Han people look up to him? Who wants to let a Turkic man who is full of shame be a rabbit master? ! So I kicked him a few times as a reprimand, barely sparing the life of this Turkic Khan..."

"Okay, okay!"

There were waves of applause again.

Immediately afterwards, countless copper coins were thrown towards the storytelling platform like rain.

The little gentleman on the high platform got up quickly, and saluted the audience with bows and bows. After all, it cost money, and he couldn’t be treated like a prostitute, so the little storyteller hesitated for a while, as if he wanted to tell some powerful inside stories in return . [Crazy Hints at White Whoring Readers]

Soon, he had a decision.

He turned around and walked back to the table, slapped Xingmu on the table again, coughed first, then said solemnly, "Everyone, sit down, let's not talk about other heroes today. Let me tell you about my master, Mr. Gu, why did the Turks lose? Why did we Han win? Only because we have a great hero standing up to the sky, can the Han people once again feel proud..."

"If you want to ask why he was able to defeat the Turkic people, you can understand just by looking at his fighting power... He is eight feet tall, his waist is also eight feet, his eyes are like copper bells, and he was born with a big bloody mouth. He stands on the battlefield Once you stop drinking, all the thunder gods in the sky will tremble in unison."

"That one asked, why is Lei Gong trembling? Can't the majestic gods in the sky not tremble?"

"Let me tell you, it really doesn't work. My teacher, Gu Tianya, is born to be domineering. Now that he has roared fiercely on the battlefield, the god of thunder An dare pretended not to hear it. What should he do after he hears it? You have to shudder Show your respect, otherwise my teacher will get angry and dare to hit the sky with a hammer."

"You heard me right. My master's weapon is a pair of hammers. Inherited from Li Xuanba, the number one hero in the late Sui Dynasty, the two hammers add up to [-] catties. Throwing the hammers into the sky is no problem. Two The hammers are each engraved with a character, the word on the left is engraved with "virtue", and the word on the right is engraved with "reason". Reason with him..."

"good good good good!"

Another deafening applause.

Yanmenguan is a border city. It has been an important military town throughout the ages. In this city for more than 1000 years, I don’t know how many heroes of the Han family died or injured. It can be regarded as the most passionate and heartfelt Han family in the world.

They clearly knew that the allusions told by the little scholar were exaggerated.

They knew that Gu Tianya definitely didn't have that fighting power.

However, it does not prevent them from yearning for great heroes.

The Central Plains people have been humiliated for too long.

……

At this moment in the corner of the teahouse, Gu Tianya's face was full of helplessness.

Li Shimin next to him laughed, and teased him very interestingly: "Okay, the third family, you can be regarded as shaking now. Incarnate as the number one hero of the Han family, and sing the name of this important town. There are 15 people in the city, plus There are more than 8 frontier soldiers, almost everyone has heard your name, and almost everyone can't help but want to hear your name again, for the third time, and countless times..."

There were a few people sitting next to Li Shimin, one of them was Sun Wuji, the Minister of the Ministry of Household Affairs, and this old bastard was obviously also smirking, and joked with him: "In the past few days, the disciples of the Gu family have become rich. There is a story about my master Gu Tianya, and I can get a lot of rewards every day. You see, someone else tipped me. Unexpectedly, the tipper is a Turkic person, and she is also a girl with bright eyes and bright teeth. It turns out that brother Gu's reputation has spread to the grasslands, and even the Turkic people have your support, amazing, amazing, my eldest grandson Wuji has always been unwilling to convince people, but today I have to say a word of admiration."

Gu Tianya glared at him viciously, and said angrily: "Old bastard, do you want to quarrel? I definitely won't quarrel with you, but I can fight with you. If I can't beat you, I will let my sister fight ..."

Changsun Wuji let out a 'ha', and raised his head to pretend to admire the beams above his head, but everyone could hear the guy humming, as if mocking with extreme contempt: "Shameless, let your sister do it."

Gu Tianya snorted twice, and said with the same sarcasm: "To deal with a shameless person like you, of course we have to use shameless methods."

Everyone laughed together, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

At this time Li Shimin let out a breath slowly, and said leisurely: "Actually, this is quite good. The Han people have been humiliated for too long. Although the people know that the allusion of Tianya's brother-in-law is an exaggeration, they are still eager to hear it. Stories. This is a human being, you have to think a little bit when you are alive, haven’t you noticed that the city seems to be alive in the past few days, and the people’s faces are no longer dull, their eyes are full of excitement.”

"That's it!"

Fang Xuanling next to him took over the conversation, nodded with emotion, and said: "The common people have been suffering for a long time, and they only hope to have a little happiness. Now we have defeated the grassland Turks, and even captured the opponent's Khan. , This is the first victory in more than 130 years, and it can be called a great victory recorded in history books. People may not care about how the history books record it, but they will care about the solid national glory. What is this solid glory? ?We forced the Turks to come here to negotiate. If we put it in the past, why did such a thing happen? The Turks are the most powerful in the world, and our Tang Dynasty was also a vassal to them. We forced them to negotiate with us. This kind of thing used to happen I can't even think about it..."

"That's why we didn't stop Gu's disciples from going around talking about books!" Another civil servant next to him said with a smile on his face: "Those little guys are working hard, talking endlessly for five days in a row, according to this If the situation continues, the old man thinks they can continue talking for another five days..."

Gu Tianya sighed, and looked at the high platform in the middle of the teahouse. The little scholar on that platform was spitting out his mouth, and he was already dancing when he was excited. Countless people in the audience applauded loudly. The scene was extremely enthusiastic and unbearable. Break up.

Gu Tianya sighed again, and said: "Forget it, let them go. I just hope it won't be too exaggerated, and try to save me a little face!"

Li Shimin laughed and teased him: "What face do you want? Do you still have face? Didn't you hear what the little guy on the stage said just now? Now you are eight feet tall and have an eight-foot waist. If it continues for a few days, you will become a ghost in their mouths."

Gu Tianya snorted, and looked at Gaotai fiercely.

The little scholar on the high platform was none other than his fourth disciple, Lu Zhaolin. The little guy, relying on his cleverness, was currently arranging his master with great vigor.

Gu Tianya's teeth were itchy with hatred, wondering if he wanted to give the little thing a little color, but suddenly his eyes froze slightly, and his attention was attracted by a girl in the audience.

He turned his head to look at Changsun Wuji, and asked in a deep voice, "You said just now that a Turkic girl gave a tip to my disciple?"

Changsun Wuji was slightly taken aback, obviously not understanding what he meant, but when Changsun Wuji followed his line of sight, the brow of the old bastard frowned quickly and unconsciously. .

Not only did Gu Tianya and Changsun Wuji frowned slightly, but the faces of everyone present also became serious. Li Shimin quietly glanced at the crowd with his head, then looked away as if nothing had happened, and said calmly: "You are about sixteen years old. Seven years old, wearing sacrificial attire."

Fang Xuanling followed closely and said, "This woman has bright eyes and bright teeth, and her face is not weathered, so she must not be a Turkic herdsman, at least she is a tribal priest."

Du Ruhui shook his head and said, "This girl is not an ordinary tribal priest. She is definitely a priest from an ancient Turkic temple. If you don't believe me, you can observe carefully. There is an unconcealable elegance about this girl. Ordinary Turkic priests don't have it." Delicacy, at most, will only breed nobleness with the time of sitting in the tribe for a long time, but delicacy is the temperament that can only be read by reading, and the Turks in the entire grassland can only read books by offering sacrifices to the inheritors of ancient temples..."

He paused while talking, and then added: "Every generation of sacrificial successors will read my Han people's books."

Everyone could hear his hidden meaning, couldn't help but look at each other, and almost said in unison: "Little Turkic saint."

Gu Tianya's eyes became amused, and he said with deep meaning: "I never imagined that I would come out to have a cup of tea with everyone today, and I would meet the opponent we are about to negotiate with. This little Turkic saint appeared in the teahouse. With an idea of ​​knowing oneself, knowing the enemy, and inquiring about the details, it seems that he has read the books of the Han people, so he has the habits of the Han people in doing things."

Li Shimin nodded and said: "Although your disciple's storytelling is quite exaggerated, he occasionally reveals some information in the story. If this little Turkic saint is paying attention, maybe she will catch some of it." information."

Gu Tianya laughed, and said leisurely: "Let her capture it? I, Gu Tianya, am full of secrets. I hope that she will keep capturing and probing, so that the two sides will not be too unfamiliar in future negotiations."

What he said had a lot of meaning, but there were so many good people present, Li Shimin raised his brows first, and said thoughtfully: "I seem to understand a little bit, this seems to be your deliberate foreshadowing, your disciples always respect the teacher Dao, I have never heard of anyone who dared to arrange for you. However, after coming to Yanmen Pass this time, your disciples were uncharacteristically. They are trying to trick the Turkic people on purpose, right..."

Just after Li Shimin finished his conjecture, Lu Zhaolin on the high platform seemed to confirm his conjecture, and suddenly said: "My master, everything is fine, but there are some small problems that are easy to be deceived." People take advantage of it and become a weakness. Alas, it is a pity that we are only disciples. Even if we know this weakness, we dare not persuade it, so we can only tell everyone in advance, so that everyone can help us to pay attention to it, so as not to be discovered by the Turks. I will really make a plot based on my master's little problem."

The entire audience immediately became attentive.

But Li Shimin and others in the corner had weird faces.

After a long time, I heard Changsun Wuji express his feelings, and said with emotion: "The old man has to say, you are a bad student. He clearly noticed the arrival of the little Turkic saint, so he made such a move on purpose." An argument of weakness, presumably the next step is to tell some of your little problems, let the little saint who is 'intentional' to investigate secretly listen to it."

Gu Tianya coughed dryly, and said with a smile: "It's all the disciples' own idea, anyway, I don't really support them doing this."

Everyone rolled their eyes at the same time, and said contemptuously: "I'm afraid a fool wouldn't believe what you said."

And at this moment, Lu Zhaolin on the high platform had already opened his mouth, and he really started to tell about Gu Tianya's minor problems, which shocked countless audiences below.

Especially that little Turkic saint, her two little ears had already been pricked, she was clearly listening attentively, and she was obviously very proud of herself.

"My master Gu Tianya, the first problem is greed for money. As long as others give him enough money, there is nothing he dare not do..."

Lu Zhaolin said with a sad face.

But the little Turkic holy girl had bright eyes, she couldn't help remembering this matter in her heart, and thought to herself: "Greedy? Will you dare to do anything as long as you give him money? Then if you give him enough money, wouldn't he Dare to sell benefits to the Turks. This Gu Tianya is the mastermind of this negotiation, and has the right to make a final decision and sign the covenant. That is to say, we Turks have a good chance to make a profit in this negotiation..."

The little saint couldn't close her legs in excitement.

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... Today's plot is not easy to split, let's release the two chapters together.The little saint's legs can't close together, can everyone give some tickets to set off the atmosphere^-^

Chapter 219 [The Honest Little Turkic Prince]

That day and night, Yanmen Pass.

At this time, the negotiations between the Central Plains and the Turks had not yet started, but a dispute suddenly broke out within the grassland mission.

"Dieluozhi, can you be a little Turkic?"

The little saint's face was full of anger, and her pretty face was full of frost, but she didn't seem to be out of rage, but rather a color of hating iron and not steel.

Not far from her, a Turkic boy stood timidly. The boy's brows and eyes were full of timidity, as if he wanted to fight back but didn't dare.

Seeing his appearance, the little saint became more angry and said bitterly: "Although your father Jieli Khan can't be regarded as a hero, he can barely be regarded as a man of character, and you, as his heir, You should inherit this kind of boldness, but look at your appearance, you are even more reserved than the Han people in the Central Plains... No, it is shameful to describe you as a Han Chinese. After all, there are also bold and bold characters among the Han people. I should use Xiaoniang Let me describe you, you look like a Han girl..."

What he said was really slap in the face, and the Turkic boy on the opposite side became more and more embarrassed. Unfortunately, although he was very embarrassed, he never dared to retort.

After a long time, the young man timidly opened his mouth and said in a low voice: "You have to give away two thousand cows. The price is too high. Cattle and sheep are not only the wealth of the Turkic people, but also the food of the Turkic people. Now that the cold winter has come, countless herdsmen on the grassland will suffer disasters, if we can keep more cattle and sheep, more herdsmen will be able to survive, so, so, I cannot agree to your request."

The little saint was furious and asked him, "Do you want to redeem your father?"

The boy nodded quickly, and said eagerly: "Of course I want to."

"Since you want to, then you agree to my request. Immediately prepare a thousand head of cattle, another two thousand sheep, in addition to ten beautiful female Han slaves, and a whole carload of gold, silver and precious jewels. Shen, you send someone to secretly send it out. Remember, you must send it. Only by sending these gifts can we Turkic people make a lot of money."

"Why do you have to send it?"

"Because the negotiator of the Han people is greedy for money and lustful, as long as you give him enough money, plus a beautiful woman, he will definitely speak for us and let us gain the upper hand in the negotiation."

"What if he takes the property and refuses to do anything?"

"Hmph, don't worry. This priest has already found out that although this Gu Tianya is greedy for money and lust, he keeps his promises. It is also because he is greedy for money and lust but keeps his promises, so his disciples are worried that he will be captured by us... How many times have you Didn’t God find out? His disciples begged the Han people everywhere to be careful, why should they be careful? The main ones are us. His disciples are very worried, for fear that we will give gifts to their money-hungry master.”

"But why do I feel that this seems to be told to us on purpose?"

"Huh? Are you questioning this priest's investigation? Then I can tell you that your questioning is completely unnecessary. If it is left as usual, maybe this is really a trick, but this time the negotiation is about to start, and the other party hastily leaked their Master's weakness, this is definitely not a trick, but really anxious. As for the reason, it is actually very simple, the more tricks, the more secretive they are. If they are known to everyone, the tricks will no longer be tricks. And the other party just made it known to everyone, do you think this can still be a trick?"

"But I still think that they may have done it on purpose. The Han people are too cunning, maybe they guessed that we would guess like this, so they deliberately made it known to everyone, so that we thought they were not using tricks."

"Ridiculous, ridiculous, how many times have you come into contact with the Han people? How dare you use your own little thoughts to figure out the Han people? This priest has studied the Han Chinese military books since childhood, and is very proficient in the strategies of the Han people. If I say this is not a strategy, then it must not be a strategy." .”

"...Okay, I'll listen to you..."

The Turkic boy seemed to be persuaded, and finally nodded reluctantly.

But he was obviously still reluctant to part with those gifts, so he couldn't help but said in a low voice: "Can you give half of it first, lest the other party refuse to do things after receiving the things."

The little saint was furious, her pretty face once again showed the color of hating iron and steel, and said angrily: "Can you be more generous, don't be so picky and search when you do things. There is an old saying in Han people, that is, when you give a gift, you should send it to your stomach, isn't it?" One step at the right place, but directly filling the other party's appetite to the stomach. If we give gifts to pick and search, it is likely to have the opposite effect... I have studied the greedy money of the Han people, and found that the more greedy they are The more aggressive the person is, once the gift we give cannot satisfy the other party, the other party will probably feel that it is a kind of humiliation, and if such a situation really happens, things will be more difficult."

The Turkic boy was distressed, and said cowardly: "So we must give away so many cattle, sheep, gold, silver and jewels?"

The little saint nodded, and then added another sentence, saying: "There is also a beautiful woman, this gift must not be forgotten. The more beautiful the woman, the better, and the more beautiful the woman, the more she can make that lustful guy Feel satisfied."

"Then you are the most beautiful woman, wouldn't it be worth ten if I gave you one!"

The Turkic boy seemed to be in a daze, and said something almost blurted out.

The little saint was stunned for a moment, and then her face was full of anger, and she shouted: "Dieluozhi, do you have any brains? I am one of the main envoys of this Turkic negotiation, so why don't you ask me to give myself to the other party?" What's the matter? Do you want the glory of the Turks? Do you want to ignore the honor of the grassland?"

The boy shrank his neck from her yelling, but the little guy seemed to be stubborn, and muttered: "Obviously you can replace all the presents by yourself, wouldn't it be better to give it to that greedy and lustful Han Chinese."

The little saint's face was as frosty, and she stomped away viciously.

At this time, a Turkic nobleman sighed, stepped forward to persuade the Turkic boy in a low voice, and said: "Prince, you should obey the arrangement of the little saint. The little saint is the heir of the ancient temple. Her meaning represents the will of the wolf god." , since she decided to give gifts to the Han people, then we will give them as required. This negotiation should not be complicated, and our first task is to redeem the Khan..."

The nobleman paused for a while, and then said: "As long as the sweat can come back, our royal court will still be the number one on the grassland. At that time, as long as we blow the horn again, we can gather more and more troops. The humiliation brought to us this time must be doubled by them. When we move our army south again, all the Han people will tremble under the power of the Turkic cavalry. At that time, the glory of the Turkic people will rise again."

The Turkic boy was silent, and after a long time, he seemed to be in doubt: "Really? Can you really regain the glory?"

The Turkic nobles looked confident and said proudly: "Looking at the world today, our grasslands are the most powerful. Although the Han people established the Great Tang, their strength is weaker than ours, so our Turkic royal court will always be the most powerful country in the world. "

The boy was silent again, and refused to speak for a long time.

After a long time, he murmured and said: "One time of weakness may be another time of weakness. Although I am not as smart as you, nor have I learned the art of war of the Han people like you, but I

Chapter 220 [Sold you, you still help him count the money]

This was the first conversation between Datang and Grassland. Both parties knew that it was impossible to reach a major result. They were just testing the bottom line a little, and at most they were talking about some side issues.

Since it is not a major negotiation, the main envoy will definitely not end. Even the deputy envoys will hold on to their identities and deliberately leave the negotiation to those envoys.

This is precisely the opportunity for writers to shine in negotiations.

Therefore, it was tense at the beginning.

boom!

First, someone slapped the table hard, and then saw a young man with an angry face, and roared viciously: "Turk, you have bullied us for a long time. The Han family has been bullying us for a long time. This time we brazenly sent troops to invade the land of the Central Plains. Killing people is useless and destroying the countryside. Wait for us." The Han people have caused huge losses, and corresponding compensation must be made.”

Negotiations have always been done with flaring teeth and claws. No matter what the enemy has done or not, first put a certain hat on it. This is what Han civil servants are good at, so there is no sense of pressure in doing it.

Especially these writer envoys, all of them are elites from aristocratic families, who have received various training since childhood, and they are very fierce with their tongues.

On the other hand, on the Turkic side, there are also people who are responsible for negotiating trivial matters, but they are not called writers, but the patriarchs of various tribes. Most of these patriarchs have rebellious personalities and do not know how to set traps with politeness. They only notice that the Han people are arrogant , so immediately became furious.