I have a backstage in Datang

Even Gu Tianya was looking forward to it. His eyes were full of encouragement and expectation, and he tried to comfort him in a gentle voice: "Don't be nervous, answer slowly. Be mentally prepared as a teacher, and I guarantee that you won't be blown up like usual."

It's a pity that the more he said this, the more Cheng Chumo became nervous.

But the little guy has already stood up, and if he wants to continue, he will definitely not be able to lose that person, so he finally plucked up his courage and said loudly: "Master, the question you raised today is nothing more than because Datang is about to negotiate with Grassland. The level involved in this question is too high, and Tu'er's brain is stupid and he can't think through it. Therefore, Tu'er can't use folk trifles to answer like Niuniu. But as a big brother, Tu'er also has his own answer. Otherwise, I'm sorry for Master's painstaking teaching..."

"what!"

The audience was full of surprise.

Everyone could tell that Cheng Chumo was a bit suspicious. Although this kid made it clear that he couldn't answer the question, he could understand why Gu Tianya asked this question.It is said that this little guy from the Cheng family has a straightforward mind and was raised as a tough guy before, but judging from his performance at this moment, it is clear that he has made great progress under Gu Tianya's teaching.

Even Gu Tianya was a little surprised, and immediately felt his face swelled. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Cheng Chumo was able to perform well, which made Gu Tianya extremely happy, and couldn't help thinking that his teaching had finally paid off.

Unfortunately, it was too early to rejoice.

When he looked at Cheng Chumo expectantly, he encouraged him again with a more gentle voice, saying: "Speak your opinion, as a teacher and as a teacher."

Not only he is very earnest, everyone is very earnest.

however!

I saw Cheng Chumo's neck swelled, his nostrils bared his teeth to the sky, and he said anxiously, "Master, let's kill Jieli Khan. After killing Jieli, we'll just finish the job, let's talk about it..."

The audience was silent!

Countless jaw-dropping!

However, Cheng Chu kept silent, and Yiming was really a bit surprising, but hearing this little bastard seemed to be going all out, he continued to talk along his own train of thought, and said loudly: "Between great powers, we will fight again after the fight." Let’s talk, that’s because other big countries don’t have the capability. We definitely can’t be like this. After slaughtering Jieli, we will slaughter other Turkic people. One will kill one, and ten will kill ten. If we can’t kill them all this year, we can kill them next year. Kill it every year, if you continue to kill one like this, one day you will be able to kill it all, let’s talk about him, I will get angry when I hear the Turks..."

After saying this, it suddenly felt that the audience was completely silent. The little thing finally became timid, weakly peeked at Gu Tianya's expression, and said embarrassingly: "Master, you said that you won't blow your hair today."

Gu Tianya really doesn't know how to blow hair, he has already started to roll his eyes in anger.

But this is not enough, when I heard the other two apprentices get excited, first Li Chongyi laughed loudly, raised his hand to express that he would answer the question, and yelled: "If the master is willing to fight the Turks, the disciple will definitely be the first to fight. I am waiting for Gu's disciples to be the first, and I am already hungry and thirsty with the sword in my hand."

He also heard Fang Yi's love laughing like a male duck, and said: "I have long thought about Zai Jieli, I have a silver gun in my hand, and I stabbed it directly through his buttocks, and pierced it into a stick with a human head. Let the Turkic people know that we are not easy to mess with on the grassland border..."

Gu Tianya's face was already livid with anger!

Jieli Khan

Fucked straight from the ass and pierced

You also need to erect people on the border of the grassland to let the Turks know that you are not easy to mess with

If that is the case, I am afraid that Datang will start a desperate battle with the Turks immediately. The two sides are irreconcilable, and only one side can stay.

……

Gu Tianya tried his best to restrain himself, tried his best to restrain himself.

He kept telling himself, I chose it, I chose it. Although these three boys are bastards, they are the land I personally chose.

Warning, warning, warning.

Forbearance, forbearance, and more forbearance.

Poor hands clenched into fists, the backs of the hands are already bruised, but under the watchful eyes of everyone, he still tries to pretend to be calm, and even thinks about coming up with a word or two of praise to express his respect for the three disciples. comfort.

As a result, a chuckle became the last straw that broke the camel's back.

But it turned out that because of curiosity, Zhaoning secretly came from home to attend the class today. After hearing the answers of the three little guys, Zhaoning, the teacher's wife, endured it for a long time and finally burst out laughing.

All of a sudden, Gu Tianya tensed up.

But there were still some people present trying to smooth things over, trying to find an excuse to praise: "Although the answer of Gu's disciples is surprising, but after careful consideration, it seems that there are some... er, some reasons. If big countries refuse to negotiate and decide to fight to the death, it is indeed a choice. Beheading the enemy chieftain to increase the army's prestige, it's just...cough cough, is it just the technique of stabbing in from behind, cough cough, cough cough, it's a little rough...

That's still an exaggeration to say.

Gu Tianya took a deep breath, and barely stood up with his legs swinging.

The next moment, Cheng Chumo waited for the three boys to turn pale.

Hearing Gu Tianya's sneer, Junxiu's face was already ferocious, and he suddenly yelled, as if roaring: "You three little things, all get out with me..."

Unexpectedly, in the Tang Dynasty more than 1000 years ago, a stalk that later generations loved to see unexpectedly appeared. What is it? Haha, everyone knows.

Xiao Ming, get out.

But Xiao Ming's teacher was only angry with one student.

But now Gu Tianya has accepted three stupid apprentices who look like Xiao Ming.

In this life, it's a disaster!

……

...the 1st update

Chapter 213 [Excuse me, Gu Tianya, when it comes to acting skills, everyone here is...]

I have a backstage in Datang Chapter 213 of the main text volume [Forgive me, Gu Tianya, when it comes to acting skills, everyone here is...] "Tianya, you eliminate the fire, Tianya, you eliminate the fire..."

"It's unfortunate for Shimen, you have eyes but no eyes!"

"Tianya, don't be angry, Tianya, can you extinguish the fire!"

"I'm so stupid, I'm really stupid. I only know that children are smart and stupid at the same time. No matter whether they are smart or stupid, I just try to teach them. But I never thought that this stupid It made me tremble... How could it be like this, I obviously already hinted at the answer clearly. Even Niu Niu gave the answer first and provided them with a reference. Under such a premise, it is almost impossible to Tell them the correct answer, but these three bastards, they don't even give me an excuse..."

……

Gu Tianya finally stopped beating his chest and stomping his feet, but it was a pity that he was an old "Sister Xianglin" when he opened his mouth.

He sat on the bed with dull eyes, a cushion was stuffed behind his body, and he just leaned on the cushion like that, muttering in his mouth like Mrs. Xianglin.

"Between a big country and a big country, it must be discussed after the fight. Both sides are very powerful, and each represents a nation. When the difference in strength between the two is not big, it is absolutely impossible to start a decisive war. This kind of A level war is not only feared by the Turkic people, but also by the Han family in the Central Plains. That's why we need to negotiate and take advantage of this opportunity to capture Jieli Khan..."

"There has never been a saying between a big country and a big country, but to take advantage of each other bit by bit and suppress the other side, until we have the power to sweep the other side, we will directly destroy them with the momentum of Mount Tai .Do you know what this is called? This is called the strategy of the national station..."

"The question I asked in class today is to arouse the students' thinking. I want them to understand the difficulties of the national war, so that they can understand why we have to talk to the Turkic people when we have a great advantage..."

"The reason is very simple, we can't deal with the Turks for the time being."

"Now the Turkic people are still the biggest force in the whole world. Even if our Tang Dynasty sends out the power of the whole country, we can't defeat them. Can we not talk about it? Don't talk about it. Will we really fight to the death with them? How many Han family sons will be killed or injured? , how many people have to be sacrificed?"

"Since ancient times, before soldiers and horses were moved, food and grass had to go first. Once a national war was launched, countless food and grass had to be prepared first, and hundreds of thousands of civilians had to be conscripted, and the people's hearts were changed. But our Tang Dynasty has only been established for a few years. The common people still can’t get enough to eat... With such a weak national strength, how can we fight a life-and-death battle with the Turkic people?”

"Zhaoning, tell me, is the question I raised very simple? As long as the students think about it a little, they will definitely be able to figure it out, right?"

"But it's such a simple question, why did God send three little bastards to piss me off..."

……

Zhao Ning has been sitting by the bed, constantly giving Gu Tianya's chest the air. Seeing that Gu Tianya finally seemed to express his boredom, he persuaded him in a gentle voice: "The three little guys are still children. If you make a mistake, you can call me." They just scold them, but you mustn’t do this, beating your chest and stomping your feet will scare everyone.”

"Yeah, yeah, Brother Gu, you must calm down the fire. Don't worry, I, Old Cheng, promise to vent your anger on you. After I go back, we'll hang that bastard up and whip him. Beat him to death, absolutely not vague……"

This was Cheng Yaojin's reassuring voice, and there were two other sullen-looking parents standing beside him.

One of the parents is Fang Xuanling, and the other is Li Xiaogong. The three poor parents are all top dignitaries in the Tang Dynasty, but at this moment they are standing in front of Gu Tianya's bed like a child who made a mistake, each expressing his opinion. Go back and beat the child hard.

The three bosses were so ruthless that Gu Tianya became furious instead.

Although he was very popular with Cheng Chumo and others, but in his bones he had the character of protecting the calf. When he heard this, he glared at each other and said sharply: "Why should my disciple let you beat me?"

This is still the wrong emotion in my heart.

So I took the opportunity to get angry.

Cheng Yaojin and Li Xiaogong looked at each other, and then looked at Fang Xuanling quietly together, the three big bosses were helpless, they could only continue to stand like a child who made a mistake.

Fortunately, Zhao Ning was kind enough to persuade him, and he said more gently: "Everyone knows your thoughts, and knows that you want to teach the three little guys to be talented, but you have also said that there must be a priority in the world. The so-called teaching students according to their aptitude No matter whether it is Cheng Chumo, or Li Chongyi and Fang Juner, these three little guys are born stupid, and you cannot compare them with other disciples. Especially Lu Zhaolin and Wang Bo, those two little guys are too stupid. If you are too smart, if you compare with each other, you will naturally feel angry and uncomfortable."

"But you are their master. Being a master is like a father. Although fathers in this world are strict, their most fundamental concern is for their children. Since Cheng Chumo and the other three are stupid, your expectations for them have been slightly lowered." Wouldn’t it be enough to have some? There’s no need to teach them to become world-renowned talents, it’s enough for you to teach them to be above-average… Three parents, can you tell me if this is the case?”

"Yes, yes, the princess's words are extremely reasonable. We all know that our children are straightforward by nature. So our expectations are not too high, but Mr. Gu's expectations are too high. Alas, Mr. Gu is really a teacher. Put your heart into it."

"Okay, Tianya, you heard it too. Both Cheng Zhijie and Fang Xuanling are top-notch princes, but now they are standing in front of you to make amends to you. In addition, there is also Brother Li Xiaogong, he is my own cousin, you have to get rid of it anyway." Once you calm down, just give me a face, okay?"

After Zhaoning's earnest words, Gu Tianya finally stopped talking.

He leaned on the bed, let out a breath as if expressing his boredom, and turned his eyes to the window, staring blankly.

The people in the room didn't dare to say a word, they just stood or sat quietly watching him.

After a long time, Gu Tianya said slowly, "Today's class is actually very good. Except for the three of Cheng Chumo, the other children can express their own opinions. This makes me very gratified and more determined I have gained the belief that I am a good teacher..."

He paused while he was talking, but he stopped talking when he was halfway through the topic. Instead, he made a sudden turn, as if asking everyone: "How are the three little guys? Are you still punishing them?"

Cheng Yaojin and the other three looked at each other, and said cautiously: "After all, I was angry with you once, and I must teach the little things a lesson, so I punished them to stand for at least five hours."

"Bullshit!"

Gu Tianya frowned, obviously about to get angry again, and said angrily: "That's my disciple, why are you punishing? The three little guys are only so old, aren't they exhausted after standing for five hours, hurry up, let me They rest...but don't say it's me, just say that their teacher's wife spared them because of her soft heart."

Everyone in the room was startled, and then a feeling of respect arose in their hearts.

This is a good master with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart.

Gu Tianya let out another breath slowly, and suddenly said: "Although their punishment was withdrawn, the three little guys made mistakes in class after all. Since I am their teacher, I have to teach the children a lesson. Don’t they wonder why they want to talk to the Turkic people? I just want to let the three of them join the negotiation team. Although this matter is not in accordance with the laws of the Tang Dynasty, it is the reason why I, Gu Tianya, punished my disciples , I hope everyone can give me face and let me carry out this punishment, okay?"

Everyone in the room looked at each other, and then made a statement repeatedly, saying: "It should be so."

Cheng Zhijie and the three looked at each other quietly, and they all saw the surprise in each other's eyes, but the three big brothers were deep in the city, and there was no strange expression on their faces.

Just took the opportunity to say goodbye and leave.

The three parents bid farewell and left, and the others were embarrassed to stay any longer, so they said goodbye one after another, and they all left Gu Tianya's room in a blink of an eye.

After leaving the house, he continued to walk across the yard. After he got out of the gate of the yard, he found dozens of expectant women and children standing outside the gate.

It was already evening, and the sky was getting dark. Mrs. Cheng ran over first, looked at Cheng Yaojin and asked anxiously, "How is it? Has Mr. Gu calmed down?"

Cheng Yaojin kept silent, just waved his arm slightly, and said in a deep voice, "We'll talk about it when we go back."

Mrs. Cheng was obviously taken aback, but she didn't dare to continue speaking. The couple passed through the crowd of watching ladies, and headed towards the courtyard in front of the lake where Gujia Village hosted them.

The same is true for Fang Xuanling and Li Xiaogong, each walking back with drooping faces, as if they were extremely depressed, making people think they were humiliated.

But when the three parents returned to their place of residence, they suddenly burst out laughing in the same way.

Cheng Yaojin smiled viciously, but his face was full of admiration. He laughed wildly and said, "It's really Gu Tianya, so that's his purpose. Our family Cheng Chumo can worship him as a teacher, it must be eight lifetimes." The blessings that have been cultivated."

"What's the matter? What's the matter?"

Mrs. Cheng looked eager, and kept urging her, saying: "Don't just smile, tell me quickly. I have been worried for a long time, and I am afraid that the child will be expelled from the teacher again."

"Expelled from the master? How is it possible? Do you really think that Gu Tianya is angry? Cough cough, in fact, my husband also thought he was angry. But it wasn't until the final moment that my husband realized that his strategy was far-reaching. He really was He got angry, but his anger was fake, he was clearly trying to win the interests of his disciples, so he made the illusion that he was about to go mad."

"But whether it's true or not, he's already shown his rage, so no matter whether everyone sees it or not, we have to give him face because of his anger. So, here's our opportunity for Cheng Chumo."

……

Mrs. Cheng was confused, but it didn't prevent her from being able to hear some hidden meanings, so she became more urgent and urged again: "Say it, you old bastard, hurry up. What's the matter, believe it or not I won't let you go to bed."

Cheng Yaojin chuckled, approached him in a low voice, and said, "This Turkic negotiation should have been the responsibility of the court, but everyone knows that Datang has the upper hand this time. We captured Jie Li Khan, and also killed the Turkic puppet Liang Guo, this is the capital of the negotiation, no matter who goes to the negotiation, he can get benefits, madam, do you know what this means?"

Mrs. Cheng is so smart, she immediately said when she heard the words: "This means that as long as you can participate in the negotiation, you can have a guaranteed contribution, and this contribution is not small, because this is the achievement of admiring the state, second only to the pioneering of the frontier. Damn, any official would be keen on this opportunity."

Cheng Yaojin smiled even more furtively, and hehe said: "But our son has a chance now. Gu Tianya is indeed a good master. He directly gave his disciples a chance to make meritorious deeds with a fit of anger... To make meritorious deeds is still a good thing. Secondly, the key is to be able to stand out. As long as this Turkic negotiation is completed, all the disciples who participated will be famous all over the world. For more than 100 years, the Han family has been bullied by the grasslands, but this time it is going to suppress them. Do you think this is not the case? What makes the people of the world feel elated? When the people are elated, don’t they feel very kind to the person in charge of negotiating? This kindness is amazing, this is the reputation of the world who can protect the children.”

Mrs. Cheng's eyes froze when she heard this, and she was speechless for a long time, as if she was stunned, she said, "Husband, tell me, did Mr. Gu have a premeditated plan? He hasn't started class for more than a month, but this time he suddenly gave me a lesson." The children go to class. It’s nothing more than class, and the key point is to ask questions about Turkic negotiations. He knows that our child is stupid, but he asks the child to answer the questions in full view. Then our child makes him angry as expected, and he will You can take the opportunity to get angry and give the children a chance..."

Lao Cheng glanced at his wife, nodded slowly, and said, "You guessed right, and my husband guessed the same way. He definitely planned it in advance, and everything was for the sake of the child."

"What a good master!" Mrs. Cheng sighed sincerely.

Old Cheng walked to the door with his hands behind his back, and looked far away in the direction of Gujiacun. After a long time, he suddenly said, "You can sew some more baby clothes, and send them to the princess as soon as they are finished, although tiger babies don't lack baby clothes. , but our Cheng family can't help but express something."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Mrs. Cheng nodded like a chicken eating rice.

……

The conversation between the Cheng family and his wife was almost also a conversation between the Fang family and Li Xiaogong's family.

Even some other families can't sleep tonight.

Those who have eldest sons who are not very old in their families are all expressing their feelings of envy and jealousy, why did the Cheng family get a good job, and why a good master like Gu Tianya only accepted six disciples.

Turkic negotiations, this is an opportunity to make a name for the world, looking at the entire court, which official does not want to participate?It is said that after the news of the great victory in this battle came out, there was already a quarrel in the court hall in Chang'an. His Majesty Li Yuan kept trying to persuade the quarreling officials to restrain themselves.

But in order to compete for the opportunity to negotiate, the families behind the officials are about to beat their brains out in private.

And what about Gu Tianya's disciples?