Back in 2002 as a doctor
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"This is the love of life, okay? Who looks like you, like an old man. Besides, don't you ask around when you see blood-stained sanitary napkins in the men's bathroom?"
Zhou Congwen thought to himself, can it be the same? One interferes with his life, and the other is pure curiosity.
But he didn't bother to explain, he waved his hand, signaling Liu Xiao not to continue.
"My roommate said the pantyhose was for her boyfriend."
"Oh?"
"It's very close-fitting, warm and comfortable, and you don't have to worry about looking bloated. You know the physique of Westerners. They are full of fat, and pantyhose perfectly solves this problem."
"..." Zhou Congwen was speechless.
"And it also comes with black socks, which perfectly solves the problem of cold neck with exposed ankles."
"Although it's a little girly when you take off your pantyhose, as long as no one else sees it, it's fine."
"..." Zhou Congwen remained speechless.
It's hard for him to imagine a big man taking off his pantyhose a little bit.
So beautiful, beautiful hot eyes.
"Zhou Congwen, do you want me to buy one for you?" Liu Xiaobie asked with a smile.
"No!" Zhou Congwen replied firmly.
"Why? Good thing, you'll find out in the fall."
"The god of night shift doesn't like it. If I wear pantyhose, I probably won't have a chance to take it off." Zhou Congwen casually said.
"Hahaha~~~" Liu Xiaobie didn't even intend to buy any pantyhose for Zhou Congwen, it was just a joke.
"Have you eaten yet?"
"I have a bad idea recently, and I have to come to the emergency room as soon as I pick up chopsticks." Zhou Congwen said helplessly.
"Do you have a problem with IQ?" Liu Xiaobie looked at Zhou Congwen with caring eyes.
Zhou Congwen also knows that it is difficult for people who are not doctors, nurses, and not on duty to believe in the existence of the night shift god.
But Liu Xiaobie's next sentence opened up a whole new world.
"Come to the emergency room as soon as you get chopsticks, you don't need chopsticks!"
"..." Zhou Congwen was taken aback, "How can I eat without chopsticks? Western food?"
"There is a kind of food called barbecue, also called skewers." Liu Xiaobie's love for the mentally retarded became more and more intense, and there was even a little pity in his eyes.
"!!!" Countless exclamation marks appeared above Zhou Congwen's head.
This way of thinking is simply too powerful, he believes more and more that Liu Xiaobie can become the richest man in the world.Don't ask why, it's a man's intuition.
"I'll buy it for you. It's very close. Who is the nurse on duty tonight?"
"Song Yuan, you know her."
"I know, we met last time." Liu Xiaobie stood up, picked up the bouquet of flowers and threw it into Zhou Congwen's arms, "Don't go on stage, hold on."
Watching Liu Xiaobie's slender back leave, the flowers in his arms exuded a faint fragrance, Zhou Congwen was a little dazed.
Do men only receive flowers at funerals?
It seems that this is what the West says.However, the term "luchuan" did not exist in 2002. I must have slipped my tongue. Liu Xiaobie is a quick learner.
It seems that I have to talk less.
But Zhou Congwen has no interest in turning Liu Xiaobie into his girlfriend, he has seen it before, what's so good about a girlfriend?
Is it fragrant?Is it soft?still slippery?
To think with the upper body, no matter what kind of benefits are not as interesting as surgery.
Thinking of the operation, Zhou Congwen became happy.
"Brother Zhou, is your girlfriend here? I even brought you flowers!" The little nurse walked in after cleaning up the emergency room, full of envy and envy.
"It's nothing to do, what's the use of this thing, it can't be eaten or kept." Zhou Congwen casually said.
"That's great, where's your girlfriend?"
"Go buy skewers for us."
"Wow!"
"I said we should come to the emergency department as soon as we got the chopsticks, but she said it's better not to use the chopsticks, just eat barbecue."
"I'll go, your girlfriend is so smart!" The little nurse praised.
Are you smart?Pantyhose?
Zhou Congwen didn't know why he kept thinking about pantyhose.
Do you have a tendency to become a mother yourself?no!He shook his head hastily to get the weird thought out of his mind.
Soon, Liu Xiaobie came back carrying two bags.
"Eat, I don't believe you can come to the emergency room without chopsticks." Liu Xiaobie said boldly.
It smells very fragrant when you smell it in the market, but it smells different when you are on duty.
With a big movement of his index finger, Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "Song Yuan, you're welcome, sit down and eat. Hurry up, don't wait a while..."
"To shut up!"
"Oh." Zhou Congwen felt that he was wronged, and started to masturbate.
Sure enough, just like what Liu Xiaobie said, if you don’t use chopsticks, you won’t come to the emergency room, and the elevator entrance is quiet.
"Pork skewers are fragrant." The little nurse ate with oil stains all over her mouth, and she said as she ate, "You said how much meat we have to eat a day, so we won't eat pigs and kill them one day, right?"
"how is this possible!"
"how is this possible!"
Zhou Congwen and Liu Xiaobie said in unison.
Chapter 0166 Wolves travel thousands of miles... also eat Xiang
Zhou Congwen and Liu Xiaobie looked at each other.
"You said."
The two said in unison.
The little nurse was dumbfounded, this is too synchronous.It is said that husband and wife look like each other, but it really looks like this, can life survive?
"Why do you always imitate my words?" Liu Xiaobie asked with a frown.
"Obviously we said it together." Zhou Congwen explained helplessly.This woman finds fault with herself in everything, it's really... scary.
"Has a biped primate without fangs, no physical strength, and no fighting power become so arrogant?" Liu Xiaobie said contemptuously.
The little nurse thought for a long time before she realized that Liu Xiaobie was talking about human beings.
Really... For the sake of cannibalism, I refrained from speaking.
"Domestic pigs and wild boars are actually one kind of creature, just like dogs and wolves, they are both one kind of creature."
The little nurse couldn't bear it anymore, and retorted, "A dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit, a wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat."
"Whoever says that in the future, you will slap him. Wolf totem, what a shit." Liu Xiaobie held back a sentence from Fang Fang and did not say it.
Huh?I really like this three views, Zhou Congwen smiled.
A few years ago, the book "Wolf Totem" became popular, and it brought a kind of wolf culture to the fire. Things like eating shit and meat that the little nurse said became more popular more than ten years later.
"Wolves eat shit when they travel thousands of miles, okay? They are uneducated, so you can't be like them." Liu Xiaobieyu said earnestly.
Do wolves eat shit too?
Thinking of the full moon in the middle of the night, the lonely wolf king raised his head and howled at the moon, bowing his head for a warm breath.The picture is so beautiful that the little nurse almost bit off the barbecue stick.
"Why are you talking about this? It's dinner, you really are." Liu Xiaobie hurriedly took the topic back, "Go home and flip through the book by yourself. What kind of wolf is nonsense. I'm a wolf..."
"Say pig."
Zhou Congwen tapped some on the table with a barbecue stick, and the crisp voice interrupted Liu Xiaobie's words.
"The wild boar is embroidered on the flag of the First Roman Legion, and the wild boar is embroidered on the Strait Legion of the Tenth Legion. In the eyes of ancient people, the wild boar is a very aggressive creature, which is extremely powerful."
"Uh..." The little nurse froze for a moment.
"The fecundity is amazing. I won't go into details here. Let's talk about individual wild boars. The weight is hundreds of kilograms, and the pig king can reach hundreds of kilograms. It runs like a tank. It has fangs, thick skin, and an ancient gun with thick skin. I can't get through it."
"High IQ, group awareness, by the way, wild boars eat human flesh."
"What's the use of that." The little nurse said, "I can't see wild boars now."
"It's just a low tide period for a species. In the entire history of the earth, this is an insignificant period. That is, when the apes evolved intelligence and became Homo sapiens, otherwise they would have to run away when they saw wild boars." Liu Xiaobie ate Said while grilling.
"Hundreds of years later, if there is a nuclear war, the surviving humans will know how powerful wild boars are." Zhou Congwen added, and then raised the meat skewers in his hand, "for world peace."
The little nurse was stunned for a moment, but Liu Xiaobie handed over the meat skewers and touched Zhou Congwen's skewers.
"For world peace."
Really... At the same time, the little nurse glanced at Zhou Congwen and then at Liu Xiaobie, feeling extremely envious.
If they are married, can they avoid quarreling every day?With such synchronous thinking, it seems that if you want to quarrel, you won't be able to quarrel.
But the little nurse never thought that a person would have conflicts and feelings of self-pity, and even if they were synchronized, they would inevitably quarrel.There is only one possibility to not quarrel - someone is wronged.
After the meal, the little nurse was in charge of clearing the table. Liu Xiaobie took off his shoes, put one leg on the chair, and picked his teeth with a barbecue stick in his hand.
"Bie, can you look like a girl?" Zhou Congwen reminded helplessly.
"What's a girl like? Don't leave the door, don't walk in the second door? In fact, I really envy men, who can be shirtless in summer."
"..." Zhou Congwen sighed deeply, he has never been shirtless.
Glancing at Liu Xiaobie, Zhou Congwen's eyes were attracted by a pair of beautiful things.When I first saw this girl, I didn't think she had a good figure. Why did she look better the more she looked?
Zhou Congwen was a little puzzled, staring straight at Liu Xiaobie.
"Have you seen enough? It's really rude." Liu Xiaobie said contemptuously, "I'm going home, what time do you leave work tomorrow?"
"What?"
"Aren't you going to take a stake in my investment company? The last contract had some loopholes, which contradicted domestic laws and regulations. I drafted another one, take a look, and I also hired a lawyer. Although I can do it, but It is safer to go through the law firm in the imperial capital."
It turned out to be this matter... Zhou Congwen felt that he had misunderstood it.But it’s okay, what I like is always treating diseases and performing surgery.
"You can do it, it doesn't matter."
"I, Liu Xiaobie, do everything clean and clear!" Liu Xiaobie threw the toothpick into the trash can with great precision.
"All right, all right, I see, a little money, you can figure it out."
"A little money? Do you know how much I can turn your money into in a year?"
a year?Zhou Congwen hesitated.
It seems that less than a year has passed since 2003 when I needed money.
But it doesn't matter, Zhou Congwen has always been big-hearted.
Protective clothing and masks don't have to be bought with money.Don't worry about the institute's affairs, it mainly depends on the contacts.
Seeing Liu Xiaobie talking about her investment plan to herself, Zhou Congwen was a little dazed.Liu Xiaobie's vision is extremely precise, at least within half a year, all kinds of investments are feasible, short-term, fast, fat, and oily projects.
If it can be done smoothly, it is possible to double the assets tenfold in a year.
Facing Liu Xiaobie, Zhou Congwen was really ashamed.How can I say that I am a reborn person, but in terms of earning money, I am actually compared to a native... Wait, why didn't I hear that the landlord aunt had such a rich daughter in the last life?
It must be the reason why Liu Xiaobie strode too far, gambled too much, and went bankrupt directly.
When it comes to investment, it's better to be steady. Although Liu Xiaobie's thinking is strange and subtle, he is a bit ahead of his time.It's not that you can't be ahead, half a step is okay, any more is nonsense, and it's easy to lose your fortune.
But this has nothing to do with Zhou Congwen, he watched Liu Xiaobie talk about the investment with a smile, and could feel the loneliness in the girl's heart.
Some wild and unconstrained ideas seem unrealistic to others, but only Zhou Congwen, a reborn person, seems to be incomparably exquisite, and Zhou Congwen is almost overwhelmed by them.
"Brother Zhou, excuse me." The little nurse came in after clearing the table and interrupted Liu Xiaobie's words.
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