Back in 2002 as a doctor

"Professor Zhou, you want to collect information." After more than a year of contact, Director Han already has a deep understanding of Zhou Congwen. When he opened his mouth, Director Han immediately understood.

This is the same as knowing what pose to pose as soon as you raise your hand.

Director Han put the pose just right, Zhou Congwen was very satisfied.

"Hard work Director Han." Zhou Congwen smiled, "Bleeding caused by the appendix is ​​rare. The most common causes of appendix bleeding are intussusception, vascular hyperplasia, and diverticulitis. The active Dieulafoy's disease of the appendix is ​​the doctor's diagnosis and treatment. A challenge, the boss must be very interested."

"I'll go talk to the patient's family." Director Han agreed with a smile.

"Help me find a camera." Zhou Congwen just wanted to get off the stage to touch his phone, but then remembered that it was still 2004, all kinds of inconveniences, and said helplessly.

"it is good."

"The appendix is ​​not in a hurry to be sent to the pathologist. I'll finish taking pictures." Zhou Congwen put the pliers on the contaminated area of ​​the instrument table, and held the appendix with both hands, as if he had found a treasure.

The director of the ICU looked at Zhou Congwen's expression with complicated emotions.

It is indeed too difficult to do clinical research, just like what Zhou Congwen said about the disease, there are very few cases, and the data must be collected as soon as one is seen.

This is Zhou Congwen. If it were someone else, it would be difficult to tell Director Han to talk to the patient's family in an "order" tone.

Although this is not a big deal, the patient's family members should be able to understand and allow it, but Zhou Congwen's status in the world is so high that it is outrageous.

Zhou Congwen happily held his appendix and turned to step off the stage, leaving Director Wen to shut his belly bitterly alone.

The operating room became deserted in an instant, and the equipment nurse let out a sigh of relief.

"Director Wen, I didn't expect you to have today." The equipment nurse said with a smile, "Usually you step down first."

"That's what you said." Director Wen said while suturing the peritoneum, "You don't want to see what level Professor Zhou is now."

"What level?"

"No. [-] in the world twice! How can I compare?" Director Wen knelt firmly, not at all awkward, "For those who celebrate the Chinese New Year, Dean Chen must have made a big face and used enough favors to go to the provincial stage news."

"Huh? What's the news?" the equipment nurse asked.

"You didn't see it?"

"What are you looking at? I've been playing mahjong these days."

Director Wen told the equipment nurse, itinerant nurse, and anesthesiologist what happened in the past few days, and said with emotion, "Professor Zhou is probably going to leave, and if we encounter such a situation in the future... Sigh."

"Director Wen, can you make a difference." The equipment nurse said contemptuously, "How can you say that you are also a well-known expert in the province, relying on Professor Zhou? You are also embarrassed."

"What else should I do?" Director Wen sighed, "It's like this patient, we were worried for a day, and he almost died, but when Professor Zhou came, he told me that it was appendix bleeding..."

Director Wen was in a daze for a moment when he said this.

Chapter 1518 The most comfortable posture for a man

Xiao Kai went home for the Chinese New Year. This year he was not in a hurry to go back to the provincial capital, unlike last year when he rushed back to the Second Hospital of Medical University on the first night of the new year, ready to start busy work.

Last year, Professor Zhou Congwenzhou had to do thoracoscopy, which occupied almost all the beds in the entire cardiothoracic surgery department in advance. He worked from the third day of the Lunar New Year to the seventh day of the Lunar New Year. During this period, two batches of patients were discharged from the hospital.

As for this year, Xiao Kai knows that although he has been procrastinating, the time has reached the last moment.

He still couldn't make up his mind.

It is a question whether to go to 912 with Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou, or to stay in Baishui Central Hospital and be his own vice president.

Zhang Luo, director of the department, invited guests to dinner today, saying that he was cleaning up Dean Xiao and gathering everyone for the New Year.

Xiao Kai had something on his mind, but he was so deep that he didn't show it in the slightest. He sat in the main seat with a smile on his face while drinking and chatting happily.

"President Xiao, you've been away for more than a year, why do you think you're drinking less?"

"Don't mention it." Xiao Kai waved his hand, "Professor Zhou can drink a little, but he hardly drinks at all. I haven't drank much for almost a year, and besides, I'm getting older, so I should drink less."

"You're called a surgeon if you don't drink? It's full." Director Ji said with a smile.

"You can't say that." Xiao Kai said with a smile, "Look at Mr. Huang, he is 81, and he will be [-] in the blink of an eye. When you reach [-], you can walk two steps tremblingly, which is considered awesome. What about Mr. Huang? Now he can still go to surgery wearing a lead suit."

As soon as this example is mentioned, everyone has no nonsense.

Although Mr. Huang was not on the table, his flattery was still flying.

At the age of 80, no one here can expect to be able to undergo surgery at [-]. It is God's favor to live to this age without dementia.

But Mr. Huang can not only perform surgery, but also perform interventional surgery with higher precision in a lead suit.

Well, this thing is really a legend.In other words, Huang Lao himself is part of the legend.

"How is your home?" Xiao Kai asked with a smile, "Is there anything important?"

When Director Ji heard Xiao Kai's question, he laughed, "Dean Xiao, a big event really happened in the past six months!"

"Oh?"

"Boss Ding of the Department of Urology, do you have any impression?" Director Ji asked.

"Yes." Xiao Kai nodded.

It's just a hospital manager, it's good to know each other when we meet, but it's nonsense to say that there is any deep impression.

"Boss Ding was beaten up some time ago, and it was a lot of trouble." Director Ji said.

"why?"

"I heard, I heard." With a smile on his face, Director Ji drank the wine in his glass and began to gossip, "It is said that Mr. Ding picked up a patient one day and wanted to take prostatic fluid."

"It's over after it's taken out, and Boss Ding didn't care. But a few days later, the patient came to Boss Ding again, and after a long chat with him, he said that his prostate had never been good."

"Oh." Xiao Kai's eyes gradually narrowed.

He seemed to have guessed something.

"I took another prostate fluid and sent it for an examination. Unexpectedly, less than a week later, the patient went directly to the inpatient department to find Mr. Ding at around 8 o'clock in the evening."

"Still want to get the prostatic fluid?" Xiao Kai asked with a smile.

Similar things happened many years ago, when everyone joked about it for a long time.

"Yeah." Director Ji smiled, "No matter how dull you are, you will understand what's going on now, let alone those old hooligans in the urology department."

The old gangster, Xiao Kai suddenly thought of the old gangster Zhou Congwen.

No matter it is compared to surgery or these, no one can surpass Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou. He can be said to have no flaws in his whole body.

"and after."

"Mr. Ding knew that he had encountered a pervert, so he rejected the other party's request on the spot. I just thought, this matter is not very interesting." Director Ji said.

"That's not necessarily true." Xiao Kai had an expression that any man could understand, and turned on the old hooligan mode, "When I was in school, the teacher in the clinical urology department taught me to do a digital examination."

As he spoke, Xiao Kai raised his middle finger.

"At that time, the teacher said that it doesn't matter whether it is the middle finger or the index finger. I still like to use the middle finger."

"Hahaha."

"Massage the anus with lubricant for a few minutes to relax the anal sphincter. Use the index finger or middle finger to push it in, and find the prostate along the rectal wall." Xiao Kai said, "The teacher said at the time that men and women are only for reproduction. The most comfortable position for a man is to do a digital prostate examination."

"..."

"..."

The doctors under Xiao Kai were all stunned.

Dean Xiao went to study something, why is the scale of chatting much larger than before when he came back?

In the past, Dean Xiao always looked like an old expert and old professor. Who would have thought that he would suddenly change into an old hooligan.

The posture of finger examination is the most comfortable... With these words, even Director Ji's old face turned a little red for no reason.

Could it be that Dean Xiao has experienced something?

"That's what the teacher said." Xiao Kai said with a smile, "Boss Ding must be in trouble."

"Yeah." Director Ji pushed out all the messy thoughts in his mind, "That patient courted Mr. Ding in the urology department in the middle of the night."

"Courtship?!"

Xiao Kai was surprised, he could think of such a thing, but such things as marriage proposal and courtship were totally unexpected.

What the hell is this?Love of life and death in blue.

"The whole hospital was alarmed that day." Director Ji recalled the situation at that time. "At first, the nurses in the department were shocked and called the security guards. When the security guards came, they saw the patients holding flowers in their hands. Kneeling down and chatting with Boss Ding, they were all dumbfounded."

"!!!" When Xiao Kai thought of that scene, his mind buzzed.

Even if he is an old hooligan who has experienced many battles, he can't handle this.

"It is said that there are patients and family members of patients who are booing and yelling to agree to him."

"What the hell!" Xiao Kai was annoyed.

"Hey, it's all for fun." Director Ji said, "Boss Ding got angry and went up and kicked that person in the face."

"..." Xiao Kai was taken aback, "What happened next?"

"Fractured nasal bone."

Xiao Kai's heart trembled. This is a major event, and it is a minor injury. If the patient refuses to let him go, Ding may not even be able to keep his official job.

But I don't know about it at all, so I don't think there will be too serious consequences.

"How did you solve it?" Xiao Kai asked solemnly.

"There are people who want to be held accountable. Dean Guan is looking for someone to clean up Boss Ding. After we heard about it, we were still thinking about whether to find you."

"As a result, the patient quit and went to Dean Guan's office to beat him up."

"..." Xiao Kai was dumbfounded when he heard this, he didn't know what to do.

Could it be that the patient really loves Mr. Ding of the Department of Urology?

Chapter 1519 Female Prostate

"Principal Guan was in such a hurry after being beaten that he almost didn't have a myocardial infarction. In fact, the injury was not serious, the main thing was embarrassment." Director Ji said with a smile, "It seemed that we were discussing asking you to ask Professor Zhou to perform the operation. "

"But Dean Guan recovered soon after taking the medicine, but Mr. Ding was overwhelmed by the disturbance, and finally applied for advanced studies and went to Shanghai."

"Get away, stay away." Xiao Kai muttered softly, thinking about the absurd and weird scene at that time.

If you change yourself...

It's unbelievable, Xiao Kai vomited up after dinner overnight.

No matter how old you are, you can't stand an old man kneeling on one knee and holding flowers in reality.

You don't even need to think about diagnosis, just thinking about the flowers Xiao Kai makes your scalp tingle.

This is really a good gossip, I must write it down and tell it to Shen Lang when I go back, Xiao Kai thought to himself.

"Dean Xiao, what you say about this is not unreasonable at all." Director Ji laughed, "As a result, Mr. Ding was forced to leave his hometown, which was envied by many nurses. Several nurses in our department said that if their sons It would be great if a friend can make such a big fuss when they propose."

"What kind of thinking is this, and the three views are not correct at all." Xiao Kai reprimanded.

"I didn't expect the prostate gland to have such great magic power." An attending doctor said with a smile.

"By the way, let's gossip." Xiao Kai suddenly thought of Zhou Congwen's gossip with Shen Lang when he was chatting, and said with a smile.

"Oh?"

Everyone's ears perked up.

"The book says that the prostate is an organ that men have. Do you say that women have prostates?" Xiao Kai asked.

What kind of question is this? Director Ji scratched his head. Is Dean Xiao taking an exam or drinking too much?It's just a few drinks and that's all.

But no matter how absurd the questions from the superiors are, they must be answered, and they must not be left alone.

"Dean Xiao, no."

"Speak completely. I have a prostate, but I don't." Xiao Kai reprimanded with a smile.

"Yes, yes, yes." Director Ji felt that what Dean Xiao said must have a deep meaning, maybe he was beating himself, and he nodded repeatedly.

"Women also have prostates."

"!!!"

When Director Ji heard what Xiao Kai said, his heart sank.