Back in 2002 as a doctor

"On Earth, one of the strategies for animals to survive and reproduce is to give birth quickly, grow fast, become independent quickly, and give birth quickly. The sequelae of human beings walking upright are not only hemorrhoids, but also premature birth."

What the hell!

Zhang You vomited viciously in his heart.

"For example, cattle and sheep, etc., can stand upright when they are born, and they can trot all the way in a few hours. I was shocked when I watched the old cow at home give birth to a calf. This thing can run when it is born. It's really weak."

Zhou Congwen actually described the child as a human cub, and Zhang You was also speechless.

"It's not comparable to those powerful beasts, but it's a gorilla. Humans can't match it. It takes two months to raise its head, eight months to crawl, and 2 months to stand up. Look at the gorillas. , 8 months and basically grown up."

"According to scientists' speculation, human fetuses can reach the maturity of chimpanzee cubs at 18-21 months. Human fetuses are basically born at 9-10 months, so every child is premature."

"Cut, according to what you said, humans should have been eliminated long ago." Shen Lang retorted.

"It's the same with hemorrhoids. Since humans learned to walk upright, a series of changes have occurred in the lower body, near the anus... Hahaha, hemorrhoids, Shen Lang, you probably won't have them. It's okay, it's okay, nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids , it's normal."

"No!" Shen Lang denied it as if he had been killed by a thousand years.

"Not to mention this, the brain volume of human beings is getting bigger and bigger, but walking upright makes women's pelvises narrower and narrower, so they can't give birth to big-headed dolls. Therefore, children can only be born earlier. This is also a matter of pros and cons. Son, as for what to do after the child is born, I have survived for so many years, don't worry."

"Congwen, are you talking about children crying?" Shen Lang said helplessly, Zhang You stood outside scratching his head, what's the matter with this child? !

"Human cubs are always extraordinarily fragile and must be completely dependent on their parents to survive. So there is a secret weapon, which is to cry. The so-called crying baby has milk, this sentence makes sense."

"By crying, you can express your own needs. In fact, there are only a few needs of a child." Zhou Congwen continued to gossip, "The birth of a human cub will prompt the mother's pituitary gland to secrete oxytocin, giving the mother a strong desire to think. Go feed the baby."

"Also, pay attention to Shen Lang, here are the knowledge points."

"Uh... what kind of knowledge? Knowledge for driving during surgery?"

"Almost." Zhou Congwen said, "The special smell of human cubs will also prompt the father's brain to secrete a calming substance, so that the man will not be aggressive."

"..." Zhang You stood outside and was dumbfounded.

If Zhou Congwen looks serious, but actually speeds up to an unparalleled speed, he really looks like an old driver.

"So, milk fragrance is generally used to describe girlfriends during first love, especially to make men intoxicated and lose their aggressiveness. This is also the reason why first love is the hardest to forget, and it's also..."

"Shen Lang, have you ever had a girlfriend?"

Sure enough, just as Zhang You expected, Zhou Congwen immediately started driving as if he was undergoing surgery.

The speed is fast.

"Don't talk nonsense, keep going, I think your gossip is quite interesting."

"Humans don't really mature until they are around 30 years old." Zhou Congwen immediately said from another angle, "Twenties are impulsive, rebellious and ignorant, and 10-year-olds are not smart enough. My brain really hasn't grown up yet.

Of course, there are many adults whose brains are not growing well. "

Zhang You sighed, opened the door and went in.

Where did the child come from?Zhang You is more concerned about this matter.

"Professor Zhou." Zhang You bared his teeth and greeted Zhou Congwen.

"Director Zhang is here." Zhou Congwen smiled.

"This child..."

"An abandoned baby picked up by Shen Lang." Zhou Congwen replied lightly.

I go!

There was a huge wave in Zhang You's heart. Shen Lang is really late in development, and his brain hasn't grown well.

It's a good thing to pick up money on the road, why the hell are you picking up a child's wool!

He even hugged Corey, does this mean that Corey is not messy enough!

Hearing the cry of the child and seeing his bruised face, the light on Zhang You's big die dimmed a lot.

Chapter 1050 Two Dragons Spit Beads

"Professor Zhou, this child..." Zhang You asked suspiciously.

"The diagnosis is pulmonary stenosis. First go to the newborn to adjust the condition. I have already contacted Director Cao." Zhou Congwen said.

Zhang You glanced at the child.

About 5 months old, thin and dry, with cyanotic lips, coupled with the pulmonary valve stenosis mentioned by Zhou Congwen, Zhang You believed that the child could not be treated at all based on his rich clinical experience.

"This..." Zhang You hesitated for a moment, "Professor Zhou, let me put it bluntly. When the child is on stage, the anesthesia can't handle it. Even if it's a small incision and interventional valve surgery, we probably can't do it."

"Pure interventional surgery has nothing to do with thoracic surgery," Zhou Congwen said.

"!!!"

Zhang You was stunned for a moment.

The reason why cardiothoracic surgery does not feel any pressure on the pressing interventional surgery is because interventional surgery can only treat coronary stenosis, and only part of it can be cured, and the oppression on the heart and chest is actually not that strong.

For various valve diseases inside the heart, interventional surgery will not work at all, and it is most appropriate to describe it as "beyond the whip".

But Zhou Congwen him!

Zhang You didn't doubt what Zhou Congwen said, but wouldn't this be the ancestral grave of cardiothoracic surgery? !

Those buried in the tomb were senior doctors from Zhou Congwen's lineage. If they knew, would they not be able to hold down the coffin and want to take away the scourge of Zhou Congwen?

Is there such a thing to do? Is it not enough to do valve surgery well, and interventional surgery must be involved.

Zhang You cursed in a daze, Zhou Congwen let Shen Lang hold the child with a smile, said hello to Zhang You, and sent the child to the newborn.

The operation on human cubs is extremely difficult. If there is an opportunity before the operation, it is necessary to adjust the physical condition and various indicators.

Zhang You was a little confused. He returned to his office in a daze, pondering what Zhou Congwen said about using interventional surgery to treat valve stenosis.

How to do interventional surgery?Can it be stitched?Or it can be replaced.

This is completely against the principles of physics.

"Ring Ling Ling ~"

Zhang You's cell phone rang, interrupting his thoughts.

After a glance, it was his son calling, and Zhang Youxin picked up the phone.

His son is already a sophomore, studying at a medical university in the provincial capital, and belongs to the second generation of doctors.Many of what Zhang You is doing now is paving the way for his son.

"Dad! Something happened!"

On the phone, Zhang You's son was crying and anxious.

Zhang You was taken aback, his blood pressure was 200 in an instant, his heart rate was 150, and he was in a state of stress.

"Don't panic, what's wrong?"

"My classmate is playing Erlong Tuzhu, want... want... wow..." Zhang You's son burst into tears after he finished speaking halfway.

Zhang You was dumbfounded.

Two dragons spit beads?What the hell is that.

"How are you?" Zhang You asked calmly.

Since it wasn't my son's accident, everything is fine, no matter what the problem is, just send it to the hospital.

Zhang You instantly found the point from his son's words, and his blood pressure and heart rate also dropped slowly.

"My classmate can't breathe, he's going to suffocate to death!"

"Call 120 and send her to the hospital immediately. I'll go to the emergency room and wait."

Although it has nothing to do with his son, Zhang You still wants to see it.

After hanging up the phone, Zhang You kept thinking about what Erlong Tuzhu was, and left the office quickly.

The Medical University is not far from the Second Hospital, but far from the First Hospital. This is caused by history.

If you want to come, you must come to the Second Hospital of Medical University nearby.

Zhang You and the head nurse said that they had something to do and would not turn over, and asked the head nurse to take the early shift and walked quickly to the elevator.

The elevator door opened, and Zhou Congwen and Shen Lang walked out talking and laughing.

"Director Zhang, why are you going?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"Something happened to my son. I'll go to the emergency room."

Zhou Congwen glanced at Shen Lang, and simply stayed in the elevator.

Shen Lang asked, "Director Zhang, do you have a cold and a fever?"

"No, the little bastard said that they were playing something like Erlong Tuzhu in the dormitory, and then they couldn't breathe." Zhang You didn't hide it, but told the truth, "This is done early in the morning, and now the gang Children, there is no one reliable."

The second dragon vomited pearls and had trouble breathing. Shen Lang picked out the main point of what Zhang You said, and his eyes suddenly brightened.

Zhou Congwen was startled, what the hell is Erlong spitting beads?

Now is not the era of live broadcasting, ghosts and snakes appear in everything, and even eating shit can attract traffic.

Zhou Congwen was also a little curious about this, and followed Zhang You all the way to the emergency department.

There are not many people in the emergency department in the morning, and the busiest time here is at night. After drinking, the wine is blinded by all kinds of tricks, and the emergency department is filled with the smell of alcohol mixed with vomit, and that is the emergency time.

And when the shift was handed over early in the morning, everyone had something to do, and those who stayed up all night last night were all asleep, and the emergency room was very quiet.

Although Zhang You guessed that Erlong spitting beads after seeing the ghost had nothing to do with his son, he was still a little anxious.

After all, it's just my own guess, who knows what tricks they play.

Zhang You even had a particularly bad idea—could it be that his son had a bad relationship with others at school, and a few male and female classmates went out to fool around.

Two Dragons Spitting Beads...the name is very similar.

Thinking of this, Zhang You couldn't help but become frightened.

It is a big deal if something like this happens. Although I can barely settle it, at least I have to get rid of my skin.

What the hell, the more Zhang You thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more angry he became, the more he thought about it, and his thoughts directly turned into the worst situation.

If you really bring a few disheveled male and female students with you, what's the deal?

"Congwen, what is Erlong Spit Pearl? Why do I feel like a small note pasted in the bathroom of our Century Square in Jianghai City." Shen Lang asked in a low voice.

Zhang You's ears perked up, what century square?What bathroom?What little note?

When he was in the Third Hospital of Jianghai City, Zhou Congwen heard Shen Lang say that the men's bathroom in Century Plaza was full of people who "recruited friends" in the anorectal department. small ad.

Zhou Congwen is more tolerant of this kind of relationship and has no objection, but he has nothing to do with him.

If there were two girls, Zhou Congwen would still think they were beautiful, but if there were two men...

He couldn't accept it.

But what Shen Lang said was indeed that, just from the name of Erlong Tuzhu, it is indeed more similar.

"What's that?" Zhang You asked.

Shen Lang began to popularize science with Zhang You.

The more he said, the more ugly Zhang You's face became.

Until the end, Zhang You's face was covered with clouds, and the veins on his hands stood out.

Zhou Congwen recalled the past when he urinated to save others when he was a child.

The sound of the 120 emergency car came from far and near, and soon the flat car sounded, and several shrill voices came.

Zhou Congwen looked intently, there was a young man lying on his side on the flat car, but he... even Zhou Congwen was stunned when he saw the patient's condition.

Chapter 1051

what is this?

What the hell is this?

A voice in Zhou Congwen's heart cursed loudly.

A young boy about 20 years old was lying on his side on the flat car. His face was bruised, but not serious. It seemed that his life was not in danger for the time being, except that he had difficulty breathing.

But the most surprising thing was that two little finger-thick noodles protruded from the nostrils, which looked like dragon beards.