Back in 2002 as a doctor

After cutting out the small nodules in the lungs and lying in bed for a day and a half, these keywords hit his heart accurately like a series of bullets.

Invisibly, there seemed to be a hand holding Xiao Kai's heart, making it difficult for him to breathe and feeling weak all over.

When I was still in the clinic, I often cut the lung lobes. After two days after the operation, the patient can carry the chest bottle to the ground, which is considered very solid. He only lay down for a day and a half...is this not satisfactory?

"How long have you been discharged from the hospital? One week? Two weeks?"

"No matter how bad the level is, it can't be that bad." The driver turned his head and started to maintain the third courtyard of Jianghai City.

No matter how bad it is, it's the hospital in Jianghai City, it can't be laughed at by outsiders.

"I went for a walk in the field for a day and a half, and checked a film the next day, and then I was discharged from the hospital after extubation."

Hearing what the driver said, Xiao Kai was speechless for a long time.

I went to the ground on the first day after the operation, extubated on the second day, and was discharged from the hospital on the third day. According to the driver's master, this level is only average!

I misunderstood it, they didn't understand it at all, and they had never seen a patient who had undergone major decapping surgery before.

Xiao Kai thought in his heart, but bitterness appeared in his mouth.

He recalled the chest bottle after the demonstration operation.

The level is really high!

"You went to the Third Hospital to see Director Li to watch the film." The driver focused on the road and asked casually, "Why didn't I see you take the materials?"

Xiao Kai's heart moved, "Master, how many people go to the Third Academy to watch movies?"

"It's okay, I have brought in two family members of patients from nearby counties in the past week." The driver said, "You don't bring anything, but you suffer. But the hospital is really unscrupulous. My buddy took the film and was hospitalized." Then I checked another one, and I went to check another one less than an hour before the operation."

"Ah?!" Xiao Kai was taken aback.

"Tell me, how much thread does it take to do so many CTs."

"Why do you check so much?" Xiao Kai was a little confused.

"Heibai, it is said that there is a commission for the hospital's examination."

"It's a private hospital." Xiao Kai couldn't help correcting, "There is no way to get the commission from a public hospital. This is wrong."

The two chatted and soon came to the Third Courtyard.

The hospital is not big, and the buildings look quite new. Xiao Kai picked up his mobile phone and dialed Zhou Congwen.

"Xiao Zhou, do you still remember my brother?" Xiao Kai said with a smile, with a feeling of approachability and spring breeze.

"Assistant Xiao? Hello."

"Now I'm the vice president in charge of the clinic!" Xiao Kai said, "It's good that you didn't have the surgery. I'm doing something. I passed by your hospital and suddenly thought of you to come and see."

"Oh." Zhou Congwen's voice was flat, cold, and indifferent.

Xiao Kai was taken aback, feeling very unhappy.

"Don't worry, I know it's hard to come out while lying down, so relax." Zhou Congwen's voice came.

This is... at the head of the bed?

It's not general surgery and gastroenterology, why do we still need to see patients' stools?Xiao Kai was stunned.

Chapter 0551 Shame on Mr. Huang's Closed Disciple

"Don't worry, slow down."

Zhou Congwen's voice came again.

"Xiao Zhou, what are you doing?" Xiao Kai asked suspiciously.

"Looking at a patient's stool." Zhou Congwen said, "Dean Xiao, you go to the chest department and wait for me for a while. I'm sorry, I just have something to do."

"Hahaha, doctor, it's normal, where are you?"

"I'm in the general surgery department on the fifth floor."

"Okay, you go first." Xiao Kai also has a clinical background and knows that dealing with patients is the first thing to do.

As for the director of the field, it's not very important.Perhaps Zhou Congwen had forgotten himself and was pretending to be familiar.

General surgery on the fifth floor?What did Zhou Congwen, a chest doctor, go there for?

While pondering, Xiao Kai stepped into the elevator and went directly to the fifth floor.

After entering the general surgery department, Xiao Kai searched from ward to ward. In Ward 3, several doctors gathered around the bed, watching like a professor teaching.

Xiao Kai saw Zhou Congwen's figure in the crowd, but he didn't speak, but quietly walked over to take a closer look.

A toilet was placed under the patient's body, and it seemed that he was defecating.

What's so cool about this?Xiao Kai couldn't figure it out at all.And according to the normal physiological reflex of human beings, the more people watching, the easier it is to not come out.

Zhou Congwen and the others are a bit too much... Is it some special hobby?Still not sure?Or bring interns.

Xiao Kai looked around and saw the ambulance vehicle, prepared incision kits, syringes and other first-aid supplies.

The patient is very old, but there is no need for rescue, Xiao Kai feels a little disdainful.

Young people are young people, nonsense!

Suddenly, a foul smell spread, Xiao Kai frowned, covered his nose, and took half a step back.

However, Zhou Congwen looked like he hadn't eaten shit for three days...like...he didn't look like anything, he didn't back down, he wore sterile gloves, and he looked like he couldn't wait to see the patient poop.

The patient's bowel movement is smooth, and the stool is finished in 20 seconds.

Seeing Zhou Congwen pick up the toilet immediately, Xiao Kai felt helpless.

In my own hospital, even interns are not so interested in the patient's stool.

I just don't know how to describe it. Isn't it embarrassing that Huang Lao's closed disciple is so interested in poop?If Mr. Huang knew, would he be mad at him?

"It came out, there is no blood!" Zhou Congwen's face was covered with a layer of white light, and Xiao Kai was stunned for a moment.

He saw Zhou Congwen smiling from the inside out, relaxed and at ease, the smile seemed to be a ray of light, which made him feel peaceful and peaceful in his heart.

what came outpoop?That's the nurse's job, Xiao Kai then thought.

"I'm going, it's really coming out?!" Shen Lang clenched his fist with his right hand and waved it violently.

"Good luck!" Zhou Congwen smiled, flipping carefully... Xiao Kai glanced at the stool from a distance, and was instantly petrified.

The poop was like the gaze of Medusa, making Xiao Kai at a loss, forgetting where he was.

Stools come in various colors, and old clinicians know it well, but they are most afraid of seeing bright red and tarry stools, because that means bleeding.

Of course there are other colors.

But in front of this... the green is mixed with white, and the white one seems to be an enoki mushroom?Green, what a leek!

What is this stuff!

Xiao Kai stared blankly at Zhou Congwen, wearing sterile gloves, carefully looking for something in leeks and enoki mushrooms.

Countless question marks appeared above Xiao Kai's head, one after another, without end.

Soon, Zhou Congwen gently twisted a screwdriver and put the toilet aside.

"It came out, but I haven't seen blood yet. Brother Gao, just to be cautious, let the old man fast for 1-2 days and monitor the blood routine."

screwdriver!

I go!How could there be a screwdriver in the stool!

The question mark above Xiao Kai's head suddenly turned into an exclamation mark, and it was still row after row of exclamation marks, endless.

All incomprehensible things can be understood.

This thing is excreted in the intestines, and scratches and bleeding will occur if you are not careful.

How does the screwdriver come out? !It's impossible!

Xiao Kai was stunned, he couldn't believe what he saw with his own eyes.If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, no matter who said it, Xiao Kai would not believe it.

What does the intestine look like? Xiao Kai has seen it countless times. The winding intestine... No, it should be a foreign body in the rectum. Xiao Kai immediately gave a reasonable explanation.

"Dean Xiao, why are you here?" Zhou Congwen put down the toilet with a relaxed expression, took off his gloves, and turned to see Xiao Kai.

He extended his hand enthusiastically.

Xiao Kai's face turned eggplant-colored. Although Zhou Congwen was wearing gloves to defecate just now, but now that the gloves have been taken off, shaking hands is a bit disgusting.

But Xiao Kai still restrained the strangeness in his heart, stretched out his hand to shake Zhou Congwen with a smile on his face.

Zhou Congwen's hands were very dry without any sweat.

"A foreign body in the rectum? This is not the job of our thoracic surgeons." Xiao Kai laughed.

Small hospitals are like this, and the division of labor between departments is not clear. A surgeon is equivalent to a general practitioner and can do everything.

"Oh, no." Zhou Congwen laughed, "The old man has Alzheimer's disease, and he swallowed a screwdriver to get in. Fortunately, he didn't hurt the esophagus and stomach, so it just passed out."

"..."

Gan!

A loud voice came from Xiao Kai's heart.

Swallow a screwdriver? !

That is to say, the screwdriver goes through all the intestines from the stomach and is discharged along the anus.

That is to say...

That is to say...

Xiao Kai was stunned for a moment.

"Dean Xiao, are you here to attend the annual meeting? It's too early." Zhou Congwen asked with a smile.

"Screwdriver? How did it pass through the intestines? Is there no bleeding? Really?" Xiao Kai lost his mind for a moment, and transformed into a hundred thousand whys.

"Let the patient swallow a lot of leeks and enoki mushrooms, wrap the screwdriver and then pass it out along the intestinal tract. Fortunately, no signs of bleeding have been found for the time being."

Xiao Kai was shocked.

What is the principle of swallowing leeks and enoki mushrooms?

"Dean Xiao, go back to the ward and talk about it." The smile on Zhou Congwen's face was very sincere and enthusiastic, and he was much more familiar than when the two chatted that night.

"Zhou...Xiao Zhou, how did you do it?" Xiao Kai was still a little dazed.

"The old man is old, has serious cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, and the risk of surgery is high. He himself does not agree with surgery, so he gave it a try." Zhou Congwen said, "It has nothing to do with me, but the old man is lucky."

it doesn't matter...

Xiao Kai looked sideways at Zhou Congwen's face, just like in his memory, mature, experienced, complicated and contradictory.

Moreover, Zhou Congwen solved the problem and the solution to the problem was unimaginable, like a powerful and unconstrained style, and there was no trace to be found.

Chapter 0552 really do not understand him

"Xiao Zhou, can leeks and enoki mushrooms bring out the screwdriver?" Xiao Kai still had question marks and exclamation marks on his forehead.

"If you're lucky, it's possible to wrap the screwdriver with thick and fibrous leeks, and add indigestible enoki mushrooms to 'lubricate' it." Zhou Congwen said, "But there is no way to do it. At most, there is only half the chance of success. Not recommended to try."

Half, that's not a lot, Xiao Kai recalled the old man lying on the bed, and put himself in Zhou Congwen's position.

If it is yourself, you can only go through the discharge procedures for the patient, or let the patient wait to die in the hospital.

Without surgery, who can make the screwdriver come out?

Others can't help it, but Zhou Congwen can!

Xiao Kai suppressed the throbbing in his heart, "Xiao Zhou, you... know so much."

"The local method in the frontier, I... listened to what my classmates said, try it, it really works." Zhou Congwen smiled slightly.

"Amazing!" Xiao Kai's admiration came from the bottom of his heart.

"Dean Xiao, is it a half-year process for you to be promoted from Assistant Dean to Dean?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"We still have to go through the normal procedures. The situation in our hospital is a bit complicated, so it's hard to mention it directly. Our Dean Guan is from the Department of Internal Medicine, so he doesn't like our surgeons." Xiao Kai said.

"It's too early for the annual meeting, and Jianghai City's annual meeting...I didn't expect Dean Xiao to be interested." Zhou Congwen was not interested in Xiao Kai's intrigue in the courtyard, and the topic then turned to the annual meeting. .