Back in 2002 as a doctor

This is called pushing an inch!

But he was already tired of the smell of calcium carbonate, so he had to endure it in order to drink the bottled water.

I really don’t know how the other reborn seniors did it. Anyway, Zhou Congwen felt that he was on the verge of collapse, and it was so difficult without even drooling. , no vegetables and fruits...

Sure enough, the most painful thing in the world is time travel.

Zhou Congwen's face was full of fawning smiles, just to be able to drink bottled water a few months in advance.What is cheek, can I drink it?Face is not important either, Liu Xiaobie is himself... no, he is Liu Xiaobie's mascot.

"Iron is a very active metal. After touching iron railings or using iron tools, there is often an iron smell on your hands. But we know that iron itself has no smell. This smell is actually our The smell of your own body."

Zhou Congwen was talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"Are you rich in knowledge?" Liu Xiaobie finally finished eating the last candied haws, raised his hand and threw it away, and the sticks flew into the trash can as if they had eyes.

"When you touch iron, it's already quietly reacting with the sebum.

The sweat of the skin will slightly corrode the metal and generate iron ions, while the sebum exposed to sunlight and ultraviolet rays and the air will produce peroxides, which will undergo a redox reaction with ferrous ions to form a substance called 1-octene-3 — Ketone substances.

The substance has strong earthy, mushroom and metallic notes. "

"Boil water, that's the reason."

"Zhou Congwen, the way you talk nonsense in a serious manner is really cute." Liu Xiaobie laughed.

"No, what I said is true." Zhou Congwen was not ashamed, in order to be able to drink bottled water a few months in advance, he was desperately looking for reasons for himself.

"Blood contains divalent iron. Do you know why it smells like blood? That's the smell of iron ions. I don't like to go to rescue in the middle of the night, especially for knife wounds caused by fighting. Think of the rusty taste of drinking boiled water."

"Hahaha." Liu Xiaobie was very satisfied with Zhou Congwen's attitude, she patted the sofa and signaled Zhou Congwen to sit down.

Zhou Congwen sighed inwardly, it is really difficult to ask for help these days.

Sitting beside Liu Xiaobie, Zhou Congwen suddenly had a very strange feeling in his heart, as if he and Liu Xiaobie were reunited after a long absence.

All encounters in the world are reunions after a long absence, and the title of the book full of literary and artistic atmosphere appeared in Zhou Congwen's mind.

Zhou Congwen is rarely literary, but at this moment he is a little dazed.

"Being a doctor when you have money, I really don't understand your brain circuits." Liu Xiaobie sat cross-legged on the sofa, glanced at Zhou Congwen's side face, and said with a smile.

"Hey." Zhou Congwen didn't explain, just smiled.

Obviously Liu Xiaobie was dissatisfied with the ghost story he just told, and wanted to listen to something nice, Zhou Congwen racked his brains to think, even more attentively than the college entrance examination back then.

"By the way, did you lick the snow falling on iron pipes when you were young?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"I'm not stupid, why would I lick snow in the icy world?"

"I mean the smell of iron on the iron pipes in winter is particularly strong." Zhou Congwen said seriously, "You are right, it must be the smell of iron pots."

"Why don't I buy you an aluminum pot."

"..." Zhou Congwen clenched his fists, if he hadn't remembered Liu Xiaobie smashing a scary prop with a knife in the haunted house, he really wanted to beat Liu Xiaobie hard.

"Hahaha, look at you, you don't know how to be funny at all. The water has already been ordered, and I ordered 10 barrels, and it will be delivered tomorrow, so you drink it first." Liu Xiaobie said, "You are satisfied now."

"That's good, thank you." Zhou Congwen heaved a sigh of relief, let go of his fist, and gave Liu Xiaobie a grateful look.

"I've been insomnia recently, tell me a happy story and I'll go back to sleep." Liu Xiaobie raised his arms and stretched his waist.

"It's best if you have insomnia..."

"Hey, you started rejecting my request before the water was brought to you?" Liu Xiaobie gave Zhou Congwen a blank look.

Zhou Congwen sighed helplessly.

"My family is in the countryside, and there are more than a hundred families in the village. My father told me never to lick the iron since I was a child, otherwise the tongue will stand on the iron, and it will be a layer of skin when it is torn off. It will not grow well for several months."

"You know, children are always curious."

"You don't really owe that, go and lick the iron." Liu Xiaobie leaned on the sofa, closed her eyes, and asked leisurely.

Chapter 0320 Zhou Congwen's past is like smoke

"I'm not stupid." Zhou Congwen stated the matter in a soothing tone as much as possible, ready to coax the girls around him to leave satisfied.

It was getting late, Zhou Congwen was a little sleepy.

For Zhou Congwen, coaxing the girl to sleep without surgery in the middle of the night was SSS-level difficulty.If it wasn't for Liu Xiaobie's fragrance, Zhou Congwen would have kicked her out long ago.

"But I was very curious, and in the winter of my seven-year-old year, I was finally ready to try it."

"I went to the field to dig the voles that had spent the winter, and licked the iron pipe with the voles' tongue."

"I found that it was really stuck, and there was no way to do it without tearing off a layer of skin. At that time, I began to think about how to release the vole intact. The first thought must be warm water."

"So I went home to fetch water, kicked the jar in my arms and drove over."

"But I found that the voles were gone, and there was no blood on the iron pipe."

"Oh? Has the field mouse in your hometown become a spirit?" Liu Xiaobie closed his eyes, and seemed to be a little sleepy.

Zhou Congwen felt that the girl's skin was like a night pearl, exuding a gentle and calming luster.

Liu Xiaobie who was going to bed was not as eccentric as usual, and her speech was a little vague, which was even more cute.

"Voles seldom become sperm, and there is a legend at home that weasels can become sperm. I didn't talk about this, I started to research. Later, I found that there were water stains and frozen traces where the iron pipe was stuck to the voles. I thought about it for a long time until the blood in my arms Warm water freezes, I guess."

"Oh...how...what's going on..."

Liu Xiaobie asked vaguely.

She turned her head to one side, and her long hair fell on Zhou Congwen's body, leaning on his shoulder.

There was a delicate fragrance between his mouth and nose, and Zhou Congwen sat on the sofa, not daring to move, for fear of offending the little aunt.

"I guessed that the voles solved the problem with urine." Zhou Congwen's voice became softer and softer.

"Huh? Seems to make sense." Liu Xiaobie said.

Zhou Congwen seemed to wake up a little when he heard her voice, and quickly patted Liu Xiaobie's shoulder with his other hand, coaxing Liu Xiaobie to sleep like a child.

"I tried it again later, and found out that other voles came to rescue the trapped voles, and the problem was solved by peeing."

"Hmm..." Liu Xiaobie had already become confused.

"I know it's very happy, but after that, I completely stopped thinking about trying to lick the iron pipe. I can't...cough cough cough."

Zhou Congwen turned his head and saw that Liu Xiaobie's eyelashes were extremely long and trembling slightly, as if he had entered the rapid eye movement period.

"But I soon forgot about it. A year later, when I was playing with my friends, the neighbor was so stupid. The children bet on licking the iron, and he rushed up. As a result, his whole tongue was stuck on the iron pipe, which hurt. crying."

"Later... come..." Liu Xiaobie seemed to be talking in sleep.

The girl is indeed very sweet, but it is too tiring to coax, just like undergoing an operation, Zhou Congwen thought to himself.

"The other children were terrified, so they ran back and called the adults at home. I have experience, which is called rich clinical experience." Zhou Congwen smiled when he thought of what happened when he was a child, "I told the fool not to panic, I will take a pee Just solve the problem."

"But experience is experience, and I have never actually operated it. I only discovered the problem when I actually did it."

Liu Xiaobie's breathing became a little heavier in Zhou Congwen's ear.

"It's like going to school and knowing what the problem is, but it's completely different when you go to the clinic. In ancient Chinese, it's called shallow on paper."

"Say... the main point..." Liu Xiaobie interrupted Zhou Congwen's thoughts like he was talking in a dream, and brought the matter back from the medical treatment to the small village more than ten years ago.

Zhou Congwen patted Liu Xiaobie's shoulder lightly, and said softly, "At the beginning, I peed all over my face, it was useless. And it was cold in the ravine at that time, thirty or forty degrees below zero, and I felt A series of ice skates hit the idiot in the face."

"Pfft~" Liu Xiaobie laughed with her eyes closed, her voice was muffled, but she could see her happiness.

Zhou Congwen continued, "After urinating halfway, I didn't dare to waste it, so I started researching. Later, I found the problem, so I urinated close to my tongue."

"Disgusting……"

"Go to sleep, I'll finish the story." Zhou Congwen patted Liu Xiaobie lightly, recalling what happened when he was young, the smile on his face was like a blooming flower.

"I figured out how to fix the problem, pulled up my pants to warm up, and after a few minutes had another urge to piss to start ending the problem.

Later, the tongue of the fool came down from the iron pipe little by little, and I was very happy.But at this time, the adults from Maodong in the village rushed over. "

"The second fool's father and my father saw this scene with livid faces. I felt full of murderous intent. I pulled up my pants and turned around and ran. The second fool is so stupid. He didn't know what happened. He was caught by his father and pressed directly into the snow. A beating."

“我跑的快，我爸没抓住。跑了好几里地，我都能隐约听见二愣子他爸一边揍他一边骂，我们老宋家没有你这种舔鸟的玩意！”

"Hahaha!" Liu Xiaobie laughed suddenly, leaving Zhou Congwen's shoulder, "Zhou Congwen, you stinky rascal!"

"I'm remembering, don't disturb me." Zhou Congwen was also very helpless, just now Liu Xiaobie almost fell asleep.

It would be nice if it was a plain story, but the climax of this matter is the ending, Zhou Congwen finds it interesting every time he thinks about it.

"and after?"

"I hid and asked the fool to explain. He was almost beaten to death, and then the neighbors pulled away. It took almost an hour to explain clearly."

"Then I went home. My dad can't beat me to death. If he knows the truth and wants to beat me, it's unreasonable."

Zhou Congwen said with a smile.

Liu Xiaobie didn't know what to think of, and laughed out loud, very happy.

"What are you thinking?"

"I remembered that when I was in the United States, there was a very famous talk show that invited a couple of guests."

"What happened later?" Zhou Congwen asked.

He was startled suddenly, and suddenly thought that it seemed to be his habit to ask what happened later, but Liu Xiaobie also seemed to be used to asking "what happened later".

It's really synchronous, why didn't you meet Liu Xiaobie in the last life?Zhou Congwen was slightly at a loss.

"They told similar things. They said that they fell in love at first sight when they met for the first time, and then they met to go skiing. After a day of fun, the woman suddenly had a urgency to urinate on the way back to the hotel from the ski resort."

"In the middle of the night, there was only one car on the road, but she didn't dare to go far, so she squatted behind the car for convenience."

Liu Xiaobie was talking, her big eyes seemed to be able to speak, and she was full of smiles.

"As a result, my butt stuck to the rear bumper of the car and couldn't get off."

"..." Zhou Congwen was speechless.

Can such a weird thing happen?

Maybe.

He tried hard to figure out what the pose was, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't figure it out.

The two young people who just met and have a crush on each other are in the process of getting acquainted and falling in love. It happens to be the time when they are showing their best sides to each other, but they encounter such an embarrassing thing.

Zhou Congwen already knew what happened afterwards, he almost covered his eyes, he couldn't bear to watch.

"As a result, you also know that when I was watching the talk show, I almost choked on the water from laughing." Liu Xiaobie didn't talk about what happened afterwards, because the two of them knew each other.

"It's really embarrassing." Zhou Congwen said.

"It's okay, did you get married later, it turned into a funny little story." Liu Xiaobie laughed, "But it's different from your story, it sounds disgusting. It's okay, I'm very happy, I went home and slept."

Saying that, Liu Xiaobie stood up and stretched again.

Miaoman's figure was vividly displayed in front of Zhou Congwen, Zhou Congwen sighed in his heart, he is really a fairy.

"Water will be delivered to you tomorrow. I'm going out for a few days. You have a holiday on October [-]."

"You really want to go home with me."

"Of course, I like deep mountains and old forests. It would be great to have you as a tour guide. It's like going on vacation, thinking about nothing, sitting on a tree and completely emptying myself."

Zhou Congwen thought of sloths, sloths that eat leaves.

After Liu Xiaobie left, Zhou Congwen tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

Recalling what happened when he was a child over and over again, he found himself homesick.Looking for a chance to go back and have a look, although my parents were still in good health when I was in a car accident in my previous life, so I had no regrets, but I suddenly missed them very much.

Chapter 0321 Consultation of the Royal Department

Zhou Congwen fell asleep in a daze at some point, and had a dream that his tongue was stuck to the iron in winter.

I slept very tired that night, and when I woke up, it was bright and almost late.

Being late is not a good habit. As a doctor, Zhou Congwen does not have the word late in his dictionary.

Hurrying to the hospital, before entering the gate, Zhou Congwen saw Li Qinghua walking from the second inpatient department in white clothes.

"Director, why did you go?" Zhou Congwen asked.