Back in 2002 as a doctor

What is that girl who loves to climb trees doing now?

Zhou Congwen knew that he couldn't hide for a lifetime, and his inner demons always had to be solved. He took out his mobile phone to contact Liu Xiaobie, but he was taken aback.

No WeChat, no mobile phone QQ... only text messages.

Texting is oh so old.

In Zhou Congwen's mind, text messages later became a special tool for receiving verification codes and a weapon for telecom fraud.

【Well. 】

Zhou Congwen typed two words and sent them to Liu Xiaobie.

There was no reply from that side, and Zhou Congwen didn't bombard him with one text message after another. Instead, he picked up a textbook on the windowsill and looked through it.

"Xiao Zhou, I've finished changing the medicine. There are no patients for surgery today, so I'll withdraw first." The doctor from the anorectal department walked in and said, shaking his hands in his chest.

There are some problems with the doctors who perform the surgery.

For example, the pose in front of me is very representative.

Wash your hands after changing dressings. There are no disposable towels that will be available decades later in Corey. Some doctors will lift up the hem of their white clothes to wipe their hands, some doctors will rub their buttocks twice, and some doctors will swing in the air as if they were undergoing surgery , allowing the water to evaporate quickly.

Anorectal doctors belong to the latter.

"Brother Yao, go, I'll call you in case of emergency."

The anorectal doctor laughed, "How can there be an emergency, our department has always been safe, unlike you."

"Food, you can eat indiscriminately; words, you can't talk indiscriminately." Zhou Congwen said with a smile.

The anorectal doctor's face changed slightly, he hesitated for a while, but he still felt that it was all right, so he changed his clothes and left.

It’s fine to have someone watching over Corey. If there is an emergency, my home is very close, so I can just run over.Besides, why do you have to come in the middle of the night to see the hemorrhoids?right.

There are very few emergency cases in the anorectal department at night, only one or two a year.

Zhou Congwen saw that the last emergency department was a little girl who lived in a bungalow and used a dry toilet.I went to the toilet after dark, and when I squatted down, the wood poked a hole in my anus.

There wasn't much blood, and it was done with just one stitch. It's a small job, but it's an emergency after all, isn't it? In 2002, the management of the hospital was relatively loose. Zhou Congwen waved his hand, saying that Lao Yao had better leave as soon as he was there.

What a blessing to be able to monopolize a duty room without listening to people snore.

Words, don't talk nonsense.

Sometimes it is really evil. Two and a half hours later, Zhou Congwen was washing up and getting ready for bed when he heard a voice from the corridor, "Nurse, may this be the anorectal department?"

"..." Zhou Congwen sighed.

Tomorrow Lao Yao's mouth must be sewed up with No. 7 thread.

If you keep your mouth open or talk less, well, the emergency department is here, and I don't know if it is an internal hemorrhoid or an external hemorrhoid.What is more outrageous is rectal prolapse, which is more troublesome.

0238 - 19-year-old fecal incontinence

"Woooooo~~~"

When the patient's family asked, Zhou Congwen heard sobbing and crying.

"Dong dong dong~~~" The nurse knocked on the door.

Opening the door, the nurse cast a look at Zhou Congwen, and silently asked if Zhou Congwen could take a look when Lao Yao was away, or if the anorectal doctor went to consult and asked the patient to wait.

These are all routines, and there is a tacit understanding between doctors and nurses.

"I'll do it." Zhou Congwen sighed, wiped off the toothpaste foam on his mouth, put on a white suit, pulled slippers and walked out of the duty room.

A woman in her thirties was standing next to the nurse's station, followed by a young girl in her twenties.

The young girl should be a patient, crying pear blossoms with rain, and the makeup on her face has been scratched.

"What's wrong?" Zhou Congwen came out and asked casually.

Seeing that it was a young doctor, the 30-year-old woman frowned slightly, "Don't you have any older doctors? Or female doctors?"

"It's gone." Zhou Congwen grinned, his small white teeth glaring.

Women are a little bit embarrassed.

"Tell me about the situation. If you are not in a hurry, you can wait for the director to go to work tomorrow morning. If you are in a hurry, I can call the director and ask him to come over from home."

Speaking of this level, Zhou Congwen thinks it is enough and is full of sincerity.

But the woman still looked embarrassed.

Emmmm, the anorectal department is like this, there is no way, Zhou Congwen understands very well.

Even hugging a princess makes me feel extremely ashamed, let alone the girls who pout their buttocks to make me see hemorrhoids.

He was not in a hurry, but called the patient and the patient's family to come to the office together.

"Tell me, what's going on." Zhou Congwen quietly observed the patient while asking.

About 20 years old, 170, in good shape.It's just that her complexion is not good, her makeup is already worn out, and she looks a little weird.

The patient couldn't wait to find a chair and sit down directly, and he could vaguely observe that she seemed to press hard.

Um?Not hemorrhoids?

If the hemorrhoid prolapses, you should choose a standing position instead of a sitting position, let alone press hard.

what is that? !Zhou Congwen was puzzled.

"Shi Ning, she..." The patient's family members looked at Zhou Congwen and said hesitantly.

It seems that they are not family members, so strange, is it a pyramid scheme?

Probably not.Zhou Congwen began to think wildly, but he changed several ideas one after another and was denied by himself.

Seeing that Zhou Congwen didn't speak, the patient's family members sighed, "Shining has been suffering from fecal incontinence for the past few days... Sigh."

"How old are you?" Zhou Congwen asked calmly.

"19."

19. Fecal incontinence, Zhou Congwen quickly outlined some related diseases in his mind.

However, he did not guide the consultation, but said lightly, "Tell me, when did you get sick."

Seeing that Zhou Congwen was very professional and didn't rush... Cough cough cough, looking at the anal sphincter, the family members of the patient seemed relieved.

"Five days ago, we were training in the imperial capital. Suddenly, Shining felt that something was wrong, so he hurried to the bathroom. He found that his underwear was completely wet..."

The patient's family members were frowning, and the patient cried even more sadly.

The underwear is wet... Zhou Congwen sighed after saying this.But it's so embarrassing, it's true, for a moment Zhou Congwen thought of the scene of the haunted house, it was like death.

Sighing, Zhou Congwen got up and closed the office door.

After changing from an open space to a closed space, the mood of the patient's family members seems to have stabilized a little.

"Did you bring your underwear?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"threw."

"Did you have stomach cramps or pain?"

"No."

Zhou Congwen nodded, "You continue."

"At that time, Shining called me and asked me to bring a pair of underwear. She was very cautious not to go out of the bathroom to continue training. Fortunately, Shining was cautious. After ten minutes, she felt her legs were wet. She wiped it with toilet paper and found There was fluid running down the leg."

"It's not urine, it's the digestive juices that come out of the anus, as if it should be said that way."

Zhou Congwen understands that the patient's family uses digestive juice instead of feces.

"When I arrived, I was stunned when I saw the situation. I went to the hospital for an examination to make sure it wasn't gastroenteritis."

"Have you explained the situation to the doctors at the Imperial Hospital?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"Uh... At that time, I thought it was diarrhea, as if you called watery stool." The woman said familiarly.

Zhou Congwen nodded, and the answer in his heart was different.

"The examination found that it was not gastroenteritis, so I took her home. After going back, no further problems were found, but when I woke up the next morning, I found that the sheets were wet." The patient's family said helplessly.

"At that time, we were planning to go back to Shining's hometown to live for a while. We didn't have time to go to the hospital, and we didn't think it was a big deal. Unexpectedly, the situation became more and more serious after we came to Jianghai City. It used to be once or twice a day, but now it is more than ten times a day. "

"Oh."

"I suspect that the anal sphincter is loose. Ke Xining is only 19, how is it possible!"

"You are her..." Zhou Congwen asked.

"broker."

It turned out to be a starlet, to be precise, it should be a starlet who has not yet become popular, and there is an agent, Zhou Congwen smiled.

"Come on, let me take a look in the disposal room."

No matter how unwilling, what should come will still come.Zhou Congwen walked out of the office and heard the manager behind him comforting the girl named Shining.

"Song Yuan!" Zhou Congwen shouted after walking out of the door of the doctor's office.

"What's the matter, Brother Zhou."

"Go to the disposal room and help pack things up."

An old doctor like Zhou Congwen certainly knows the seriousness of the matter.

The physical examination of private parts must have a nurse, and it must not be just the patient or the patient's family.In case an embarrassment is inexplicable, the patient bites back, and he can't argue with it.

It's not that the patient was well prepared, it's not surprising that Zhou Congwen would do anything in such an embarrassing situation.Like I wanted to silence Liu Xiaobie that day, if not because I couldn't beat her.

But these are trivial matters, and they have long since become muscle memory burned in Zhou Congwen's heart.

"Understood." The little nurse replied from a distance.

Zhou Congwen bowed his hands and walked slowly to the treatment room. The patient and the agent hadn't come out of the office yet.

It's no wonder that the 19-year-old girl wants to stick her butt... Ahem, don't think too much about it.

Zhou Congwen entered the treatment room indifferently.

"Brother Zhou, what's wrong with the patient?"

"Taking a look, the family said it was suspected to be sphincter relaxation, but I don't think so."

"You're only 19, how is it possible..." As she said that, the little nurse suddenly blushed, "Could it be..."

"What are you thinking about?" Zhou Congwen smiled and asked suddenly, "You have a lot of experience."

"Bah!" The little nurse spat, but didn't dare to mention it again.

Zhou Congwen has practiced medicine for many years. Although he is not a famous mountain car god, he has rich clinical experience.He usually doesn't talk much, but he doesn't want to tease the little nurse. Seeing the little nurse was a little embarrassed, and then fell silent.

After a full 5 minutes, the manager and the patient slowly came to the treatment room.

Chapter 0239 The social side effects of weight loss

Zhou Congwen put on sterile gloves and looked at the patient silently.

The little nurse was very knowledgeable. She immediately closed the door of the treatment room and drew the curtains.

There were four people in the room, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"Doctor..." The manager was a little embarrassed, she whispered, "Why don't you change to a female doctor?"

"There are no female doctors in our anorectal department, why don't you take the patient to the People's Hospital?" Zhou Congwen said indifferently.

The first thing a qualified doctor must know is to see a doctor, and at the same time the skill he masters is to evade patients.

A tricky patient can see through it with a glance, and then try to push it away, just like the patient and her manager in front of her.

Zhou Congwen hoped that they would leave immediately and go to the People's Hospital without looking back.

"Shi Ning, why don't you check it first." The manager began to persuade the patient.

After tweaking for nearly a minute, the patient lay on the bed in tears.

Zhou Congwen understood very well and was not in a hurry. He gave the little nurse a wink. The little nurse understood, and while comforting her, helped her take off her pants.

"Song Yuan, find me a sterile sheet."