He said a few times in a row that it was really good, but he didn't know whether it was true or false.

Master Du'er understood the mind of the elder brother of Renjiao, and sneered in his heart: Wu Geng, the existence of Renjiao is far more terrifying than what you know.

If you offend the Jujiao, at most you will be beaten and killed without a place to bury you.

Offend Chanjiao, at most you will be suppressed, and you will never be reborn forever.

But if you offend Renjiao, hehe, I'm sorry, you will regret that you were born human.

...

...

"Daddy, some important person is coming to our house today."

Enter Li Jing's residence.

The reincarnation of the spirit bead grows when it sees the wind, no, how long has it been born, like a child of three or five years old.

It's just that they are also three or five years old. At Nezha's age, Wu Geng has already fought horses and tigers, and has gone into the water to catch dragons.

He also inherited the strong physique of the sages of the human race, unlike Nezha, who was three or five years old, he really looked three or five years old.

In this way, there is no style of fairy reincarnation.

After all, it’s still a childlike innocence.

Just like the transformation of a living being, the appearance of the innate body that is finally transformed is related to one's own heart.

For example, a sage of Taiqing has a heavy mind and a deep city. Compared with his mind, he has formed the image of an old man.

And the sage Yuqing, proud and patriarchal, turned into the image of a middle-aged man.

And Tongtian Sect Master, rebellious, free and unrestrained, turned into the image of a young man.

This is the case with Nezha, as the spirit pearl beside Empress Nuwa, she has never been disciplined.

In the previous life, he was a bear child, because he was reincarnated according to his fate, and he had not received severe beatings from the society, so he still grew up to be a bear child.

However, Li Jing still likes this bear child very much. After all, he is the reincarnation of the Lingzhu, and he has good luck. In addition, just after he was born, he attracted the Taoist Jinxian Taiyi to accept his disciples, which proves that this child is not good. Simple.

After all, he Li Jing was born as a mortal, but he was taught by a lucky person, and he worshiped the real Du'er as his teacher.

He had to take a fancy to him, lead him to Kunlun Mountain, and become one of the disciples of the third generation of Chanjiao, so that he has the status he has today.

"Nezha, good boy, the one who came today is the Lord Supervisor, the most popular person nowadays."

Li Jing said this, but there was always some disapproval in his tone. With Nezha's intelligence, how could he fail to understand his father's attitude towards the son of the supervisor.

"Is that the third prince Wu Geng who asked his father to take some exam with a frowning face? Huh, what is he doing here, checking his father's homework?! Good guy, I must ask for my father, what is he, and why? Come up with these things to entertain people!"

Li Jing chuckled lightly and said: "Don't mess around, the third prince is different from ordinary people, if you cause trouble, it will not end well."

He still said this on his lips, but he still didn't think so in his heart.

Thinking that he and this child are now immortals who explain education, leaning against a big tree to enjoy the shade, there is nothing that can't help it.

If you really can't cover it, don't you have the Jiulong Shenhuo cover of his teacher Taiyi Zhenren?

59. This is really a great merit! (Ask for flowers! Ask for a monthly ticket! Ask for an evaluation ticket!)

"Have you noticed that the third prince seems to like sacrifices very much!"

"I discovered it a long time ago. The people of Chaoge say that the third prince is a sacrificial madman."

"But the third prince who likes sacrifices so much wants to abolish living sacrifices."

"The third prince said that the strength of the human race lies in our ability to reproduce. Not everyone can inherit the heroic spirits of the Hall of Valor. With the abolition of living sacrifices, there will be more candidates who can inherit. The third prince said that this is called population." dividend."

"That's right, the reproductive ability of our human race is only unimaginable. There is nothing we can't do. Don't you outsiders know that the son of our Chentangguan Li Zongbing was reincarnated in the first half of the night, and was born in the second half of the night. !"

"After the third prince knew about it, he even praised him."

"Praise what?"

"The third prince said, this is the speed of Dashang."

"Fearful."

Li Jing: "..."

Therefore, the details are not important, as long as the ending is right.

Regardless of whether Nezha was pregnant for three years and six months, a meat ball rolled out.

It is still a second to cast and a second to live, and it will grow in seconds when the wind blows.

He's a freak anyway.

Anyway, in Chentangguan, it's okay for the children not to play with him.

"Where's Nezha?"

Only then did Li Jing remember that his youngest son had disappeared.

Jin Zha and Mu Zha understood his younger brother: "Daddy, Nezha doesn't like such occasions, it's not like you don't know."

Lonely children who have no friends to play with don't like excitement.

But thinking of his father Li Jing's dissatisfaction with the third prince Wu Geng, he took advantage of everyone's opportunity to watch the third prince sacrifice and ran to the palace where Wu Geng stayed.

"Hmph, Daddy said, this bow originally belonged to us at Chentangguan, but it was taken away by this little thief."

Nezha bypassed the guards, and seemed to be guided by some kind of force, and soon came to Wu Geng's room by accident.

And at a glance, he saw the Qiankun bow that was originally placed on Chentangguan to suppress the luck of the human race.

That day he was fond of archery, so Wu Geng asked his personal guards to go to Chentangguan to fetch the Qiankun bow.

As a result, the Qiankun bow also made meritorious service, and the first arrow caused him to collapse and kill Chi Jingzi, the immortal Yuxu who explained the teachings.

However, like Xuanyuan Sword, it belongs to the treasure of the human race and cannot be taken into the Zifu, and it is inconvenient to carry, so Wu Geng put him in the room.

After all, no one would have thought that Nezha would touch it, and then for various reasons, stole the Qiankun Bow.

"I want to return him to make that kid anxious, hehe!"

Bear children have their own set of thinking logic, in short, he thinks it is right.

So Nezha quickly brought the Qiankun bow back to the tower of Chentangguan, where there were still two Qiankun arrows.

Originally put the bow up and it was over.

In the end, it was a mistake again, as if some power was guiding it.

Nezha remembered that the people on the street said that the third prince could swim horses and fight tigers at the age of six, gather nine tripods at the age of eight, and draw the Qiankun bow that few people have been able to open since Xuanyuan Huangdi.

In this way, the bear child's comparison mentality came again.

He didn't like Wu Geng in the first place, so he was not convinced.

So with a pull of his forearm, he really opened the Qiankun Bow.

"Cut, how difficult it is. It's like he is the reincarnation of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. Everyone in the world is ignorant and deceived by this kid."

However, no one saw him pull the Qiankun bow, and no one would believe him if he said it.

Therefore, he set his sights on the two sky-shaking arrows placed in the attic.

In the void in the corner, there was a black figure that no one could see. He looked at Nezha with a smile, and made an invisible voice: Go, go get it, and shoot him.

...

...

"Feast!"

At sunrise in the east, on the shore of the East China Sea, Wu Geng walked up to the altar holding the paper developed by the Mohists.

Behind him were Qi practitioners of the Hundred Schools, holding the classics of the Hundred Schools transcribed on paper, and joined him on the stage.

This day symbolizes the end of the era of bamboo slips and the birth of a new civilization!

Since he wanted to show his merits to heaven, it was impossible for Wu Geng to just tell the heavens that he invented such a thing as paper.

He also needs to clearly tell heaven, earth and people three ways, and show them how powerful this paper is.

In this way, the merits and virtues obtained by rolling must be much more than just offering a piece of paper.

Therefore, making meritorious deeds is also a kind of technical work.

For the same career, you can only masturbate once, and it won’t work the next time.

So be sure to roll to the highest point at a time, as long as it is given by the Dao of Heaven, don't let go of a drop.

This is also the experience Wu Geng gained when he upgraded the Hongmeng Measuring Ruler last time.

At that time, when I was the only one who was willing to donate the fief to measure the land, it was obvious that although the merits of heaven were triggered, the merits conferred at the beginning were obviously not that much.

After Huang Feihu, Wen Zhong and other officials also joined, this meritorious undertaking was upgraded instantly, and the merits and virtues conferred also increased accordingly.

In the end, it went smoothly, not only did Hongmeng Liang Tianru upgrade from meritorious treasure to a successful virtue treasure, but also benefited many people present.

Wu Geng is not a person who eats alone, his purpose has always been four words: to become bigger!Be stronger!

So if he can masturbate to perfection, he will not be ambiguous and have a good time.

"What is the third prince holding in his hand? Could it be silk?"

"It's not silk. It's a thing called paper invented by the Mohists of Chaoge. It can be used to record and write. It is not only silky and light, but also cheaper than bamboo slips."

"Cheaper than bamboo slips? How cheap can it be?"

"I heard from the third prince's personal guards that after mass production, you can wipe one piece and throw it away for wiping your butt!"

"No, if that's the case, our buttocks won't have to endure the pain of those bamboo slips and thatch anymore!"

"This is really a great merit!"

"Yes, yes, this is a great merit!"

Wu Geng: "..."

Very risky!

Fortunately, I was resourceful and asked someone to copy the scriptures of hundreds of schools on paper, and bring these scriptures and books together as a sacrifice.

Otherwise, Tiandao probably really listened to what you guys said.

At that time, don't talk about meritorious deeds, it will be fine if there is no thunder from the sky!

Sure enough, the responsibility of education has a long way to go.

60. Don't stop, keep masturbating! (Ask for flowers! Ask for a monthly ticket! Ask for an evaluation ticket!)

"The prince of the Yin Shang Dynasty is indeed a sacrificial madman. Just a little thing to wipe his butt, he wants..."

Among the crowd of onlookers, most of them were Sanxian who came to see the excitement, and there were even many disciples of the Three Religions.

For Wu Geng's practice of setting up altars at every turn, he must be disdainful.

However, these words of disdain were not finished yet, and there was a sound, and a melodious bell sounded between heaven and earth.

Weed!

After going through the period of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, the disciples of the Three Religions who were already familiar with meritorious deeds were all stunned.

No way? !

That's it?

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

A disciple of Chanjiao, who was fortunate to have done meritorious deeds with several immortals, even waved his hand, saying that the way of heaven will not lower merits so easily.

However, the result was that the sound of the bell on the avenue continued to ring like ripples between the sky and the earth, and soon the sky was covered with auspicious clouds, and the rosy clouds came out from the west, and a group of migrant workers from the prehistoric era came in response.

Dragons and phoenixes dance, unicorns offer blessings, and golden lotuses of merit and virtue are scattered like flowers, falling with the melodious joy of heaven.

"Oh my god! What a merit! So many merits!"

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