Journey to the West: I made the gods into thugs

"Why, what doubts do you have?" Yuan Lang couldn't help but ask when he saw the foolish appearance of the Bull Demon King.

"This...."

The bull demon king blushed, glanced at the jade-faced princess beside him, and said awkwardly, "Please sir, how should the little one mend his waist...."

"......"

The corners of Yuan Lang's mouth twitched when he heard this, he suppressed his smile, and a jade bottle appeared in his hand as if conjuring, "This is the African God Pill made by me, it can make people live and have no side effects, so I will reward it is you."

After finishing speaking, Yuan Lang put the jade bottle on the table, and his body turned into golden light and disappeared.

"Thank you, my lord, thank you, my lord..."

When the Bull Demon King saw the jade bottle, he was overjoyed and kowtowed to the place where Yuan Lang disappeared.

Princess Yumian's small face was already red to the neck, and she saluted and thanked the Bull Demon King together.

It's just that Princess Yumian couldn't help feeling suspicious.

Is this adult really serious?

How can there be a big man to study such a magic pill?

"Beauty, hehehe..."

After saluting, the Bull Demon King stood up and picked up the jade bottle. He smelled the refreshing fragrance of the elixir, and swallowed it with his mouth open. He immediately felt the strength in his body, and looked at the jade-faced princess maliciously.

"Yeah, I hate~"

"My lord just left, you old cow..."

"Forget about the adults, he has no time to worry about what we are going to do..."

While speaking, the Bull Demon King started a new round of battle.

In the distance, Yuan Lang did not pay attention to the Bull Demon King anymore.

It's immoral to peep on other people's affairs.

"Will this powerful god and Buddha go to see what ordinary people do when he is bored?"

Suddenly, such a strange thought popped into Yuan Lang's mind.

Spiritual consciousness is a good thing. It can put the picture on the earth into the mind. Even every grain of sand and grass will not fall. No screen will be missing.

Then, will these gods and Buddhas also use their spiritual consciousness to see "the various states of life" when they are bored?

In a blink of an eye, Yuan Lang had already arrived at the Black Chicken Country.

Monk Tang and his apprentices have already approached the gate of the capital of Wuji Kingdom.

Not long after, the crowd arrived at the gate of Baolin Temple.

Baolin Temple is a royal monastery of the Wuji Kingdom, with towering towers beside Taizang Ridge, layers of palaces and palaces hidden in the mountains, Wanfo Pavilion facing Tathagata Hall, and Chaoyang Tower corresponding to Daxiong Gate.

The horoscope brick walls are made of mud and pink, and the doors on both sides are nailed with gold nails. It is really rare to have such a magnificent temple in a small country like Wuji Kingdom.

"Hey, this royal temple of Wuji Kingdom is really magnificent, there must be a lot of delicious food and drink inside, my old pig knocks on the door."

Zhu Bajie spoke first, and he was about to head for the door with big strides.

Coming to the black-bone chicken country, Zhu Bajie is the happiest.

Because those Bodhisattvas are in Wuji Kingdom?

Don't you have to go to the brothel and entertain them?

Last time before Baihuling, I was still scared, but the leader of the group made a move. After so long, I can't even find a Bodhisattva in Buddhism. I'm afraid of what?

"Bajie, wait."

Seeing that Zhu Bajie was going to knock on the door, Tang Seng quickly got off his horse and stopped him, "Bajie, you are ugly, I am afraid you will scare the monks in the monastery, so you should go as a teacher."

As he spoke, Tang Seng straightened his clothes and walked straight to the gate.

mmp.

You are ugly, your whole family is ugly!

Isn't that a good tire?

If my old pig is willing to change, isn't he more romantic and suave than you?

Zhu Bajie stared at Tang Seng with resentful small eyes, and complained silently in his heart.

Without my old pig, brother monkey and brother Sha to protect you, you would have been cold long ago.

squeak~

While Tang Seng was walking, the gate of the royal temple opened.

The host personally led a group of monks out to meet them, "The eminent monk came from afar, please, please..."

When the host saw Tang Seng and the others dressed up, he immediately tightened his crotch.

A few days ago, the monarch slayed the evil dragon and saved the souls of the dead, but this group of monks was frightened.

Later, the monarch sent someone to tell him that when he met a handsome monk with an apprentice who looked like a monkey or a pig, he must greet him warmly.

Is this a royal temple?

On weekdays, only relatives of the emperor and relatives are received. Where have you received wandering monks?

But this is an imperial order issued by the king, and the host dare not disobey.

"Amitabha, I'm sorry..."

Seeing the attentive look on the host's face, Tang Seng was even more delighted.

All the way, eating and sleeping in the open, I was arrested when I was on the top of the mountain, and finally arrived at a decent temple, it must be my domineering spirit that convinced them.

emmm.

The more Tang Seng thought about it, the more elated he became, and he swaggered and walked towards the temple with the respectful welcome of many monks.

Immediately, Tang Seng naturally worshiped mountains and Buddhas, and began to burn incense and pray devoutly in the Tathagata Hall.

On the other side, in the palace.

"Oh?"

"You mean Tang Seng and his disciples have arrived?"

In the royal study, Qingshi Jing put down the pen and ink he was reviewing the memorial, looked at the guard in front of him, and said with a smile.

"Exactly, the host has received them, and everything is as arranged by His Majesty..."

"Very good, let's go to Baolin Temple, I want to personally receive Monkey King and others."

As he said that, Qing Shijing waved his hand and led the guards towards Baolin Temple.

Chapter 75

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing were taken back to the palace by the green lion spirit, and they were warmly entertained, except that Tang Seng was missing.

"I said that you, the king, are really good at Taoism. You know that my master is a vegetarian, so you left him, haha."

In the palace, there is a table full of good wine and meat, and Zhu Bajie is feasting, feeling very happy.

"Second senior brother, how can you say that the king is also a man of temperament, but we haven't eaten meat for a long time." Sha Wujing gnawed on a golden roast leg of lamb, and echoed.

No matter what good things happen next, cooking is important.

In fact, Yuan Lang had already informed several of them in the chat group that the Green Lion Spirit was the Qiushou Immortal who had cut off the teaching in the past, and he was also one of his own.

No, Zhu Bajie and Drifting are two carnivores who are not polite, eating thirty or fifty catties is just a tooth-beating sacrifice.

"My lord, don't you want to eat?"

The green lion stroked his beard and smiled. He was not surprised to see Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing who were eating so much, and turned to look at Monkey King who was eating peaches.

"No, my grandson doesn't like to eat these meals, it's better to eat peaches."

Sun Wukong waved his hand and gnawed on peaches with fine wine, enjoying himself.

Sun Wukong didn't eat meat since he was a child. In the original book, even though he passed through every country, Sun Wukong only ate more peaches and fruits, and accompanied Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk.

"The Great Sage is such a wonderful person. I think I have never been abstinent since I was young, and the Great Sage..."

"......"

"......"

Inside the Wuji King's Palace, everyone ate and drank happily.

Just as everyone was drinking and having fun, Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped on the colorless lotus platform from the nine heavens, and came slowly.

The first thing Guanyin Bodhisattva noticed was the Tang monk who was reading scriptures in Baolin Temple.

After Guanyin glanced around, Dai Mei frowned, and a slight sullen look flashed across her graceful face.

What a Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing.

He didn't know how to protect Tang Seng, so he went to the Wuji King's Palace to eat and eat?

Guanyin Bodhisattva knew that Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk all ate meat before.

Not to mention the two of them, the entire Heavenly Court, from the Jade Emperor to the ordinary heavenly soldiers, all eat meat.

Whenever there is a grand banquet in Yaochi, the dragon, liver and phoenix guts on the wine table are indispensable. There are all kinds of delicacies that fly in the sky, run on the ground, and swim in the water.

Originally, when Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing entered Buddhism, they should abide by the clear rules. In Baoxiang Kingdom, these two people were outrageous, but at that time, everyone was busy dealing with the disappearance of the three Bodhisattvas, so they had no time to deal with them.

In front of me today, not only did I neglect my duty, but I also feasted in the palace, I should be punished!

"This green lion spirit, a beast is a beast. Even if a person who is wet from eggs achieves immortality, it will not change the fact that he is a beast. Although he is a king, he is conscientious, but this style is really abominable..."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's lips and teeth moved slightly, watching the Wuji King's Palace from the nine heavens, feeling dissatisfied in his heart.

No way, the green lion spirit is the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva.

Manjusri Bodhisattva was killed and has disappeared so far, and there is no news of it. It is reasonable that the green lion spirit can let itself fly.

In the eyes of Guanyin Bodhisattva, most of these demons who cut off the teaching are not like human beings, they are knowledgeable and reasonable, they are just a bunch of barbarians who have no rules.

At this moment, the night was getting dark, Guanyin Bodhisattva was preparing to go to the Wuji King's Palace to show his holiness, after teaching Sun Wukong and others, his face suddenly changed, and he looked at Baolin Temple. The five-colored lotus platform was full of majestic lights, and disappeared with a "swipe" .

"Ow~"

In the Baolin Temple, a wolf demon in the realm of the earth fairy was absorbed by some kind of power out of thin air. When he was in doubt, a flash of light suddenly flashed in his mind. Greedy eyes.

If you eat Tang Seng, you will live forever and live happily.

A strange voice appeared in the wolf demon's mind.

Hey~

The wolf demon didn't even think about it, greed took over his mind, he flew through the window and rushed towards Tang Seng, "Tang Seng, take your life!"

"what....!"

Looking through the scriptures, Tang Seng, who was a little sleepy, saw this scene, and his scalp went numb with fright. Seeing the wolf demon's bloody mouth, Tang Seng subconsciously crawled under the table.

"Wukong, Wukong, come and save me as a teacher..."

Tang Seng yelled Sun Wukong's name while crawling, how miserable and miserable it was.

What about cutting meat to feed eagles, sacrificing oneself for others, and cutting meat to feed tigers are all forgotten by Tang Seng at this moment.

There was a loud sound of "bang!", the sharp claws of the wolf demon smashed the table in front of Tang Seng, and a pitch-black wolf claw grabbed Tang Seng. Tang Seng was so scared that his face was pale and trembling.

"Naughty beast, don't be rude!"

Just when the wolf demon was about to catch Tang Seng, there was a golden light flashing above the Avalokitesvara in the distance, and a flash of Buddha's light emerged, like an arrow that had been shot from the string, hitting the wolf demon.

puff~

Like cutting tofu with a steel knife, the wolf demon stopped moving.

In the night sky, Guanyin Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief.

Just now, when she noticed the movement in Baolin Temple, the wolf demon had already broken in through the window.

Fortunately, this Baolin Temple not only has the Dharma image of the Tathagata Buddha, but also the Dharma image of her Avalokitesvara.

Tang Seng was rescued just now with the help of Faxiang.