Journey to the West: I made the gods into thugs

"Buddha......"

"......"

"..."

On the ground, a group of monks worshiped. They could not see Guanyin's face clearly with their naked eyes, but they could feel the mighty pressure, and asked aloud.

"well....."

Between heaven and earth, the sigh of Guanyin resounded, as if carrying a deep and complicated meaning.

Looking at the monks below, a trace of pity flashed in Avalokitesvara's eyes, and he shook his head and said, "You should return to the Tang Dynasty, follow the destiny of the king of Tang, and return to vulgarity."

"???"

"???"

"???"

"This.....?"

The monks clasped their hands together, staring in disbelief at the holy, graceful and majestic figure above the sky, stupefied.

Each of them had question marks on their faces, a little dazed.

Are you the great Guanyin Bodhisattva?

How can you let me wait to return to vulgarity?

This this...?

The monks never expected that such a situation would happen.

At the beginning, Guanyin Bodhisattva came to Daming Palace in Chang'an City to instruct Master Xuanzang to go west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and manifested himself in front of people, which shocked the entire Tang Dynasty.

But now, what the hell is this?

You are the one who let Master Xuanzang learn from the scriptures, and you are the one who let me return to the vulgar?

what is happening?

Above the sky, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked at the monks, and his voice was incomparably ethereal, resounding between heaven and earth, "No need to say much, the Tang Dynasty is now in its prime, and there is no need for the Mahayana Buddha to help, return to the Tang Dynasty, be an ordinary person, It's the best choice."

After all, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva no longer looked at these monks, and turned into a streamer and left.

On the ground, the monks were stunned and looked at each other.

"Abbot, I think we'd better go back, there are demons and ghosts everywhere in the upper western sky, it's too dangerous."

"Abbot, I'm not going to the Western Paradise. I want to go back to secular life, marry a wife and have children. It's too dangerous to be a monk!"

"Abbot, Guanyin Bodhisattva has already spoken, so let's follow suit."

"Abbot...."

"Abbot, why don't you go back with us and have a baby. There's nothing wrong with having a baby and being an ordinary person. It's better than being eaten by goblins in the west!"

"That's right, what Master Guanyin said is the decree. I won't go to the Western Paradise."

"Junior Brother Haixin, let's go, I'll take you back to return to secular life...!"

"..."

"......"

A group of monks opened their mouths one after another, looking at the most senior abbot who presided over the ceremony, as if they were unwilling to leave even if they were beaten to death.

In the end, the abbot swallowed his saliva, nodded and said, "Amitabha, you are right. I am old and strong, and my sword is not old. It is still too late to give birth to a son!"

"..."

"..."

Hearing the abbot's words, everyone covered their mouths and smiled, without even thinking about it, they picked up their bags and headed east.

Nima.

Going to the west is too dangerous.

I haven't reached the Western Paradise along the way, I'm afraid I will be eaten by ghosts and ghosts.

Immediately, Haixin's team headed towards Datang even faster than when they came, they walked like flying, without stopping at all.

Compared with Westbound Road, Datang is simply heaven!

It's rare to see a few monsters there in a lifetime, and there are monsters blocking the way just after leaving the Tang Dynasty. If this continues, I'm afraid it will become a ration for monsters.

This is already the first batch of monks that Guanyin has saved.

Their return seemed to have caused a butterfly effect, which made the monks who came out of Tang Dynasty one after another hesitate.

"Hey, have you heard? There are monsters all over the road outside the Tang Dynasty, and it is said that it will take more than ten years to go to the West Paradise?"

"Why not? I heard that there are monks' bones everywhere along the road. Shall I go back later?"

"Otherwise? I wanted to go back a long time ago. It was the old bald donkey who insisted on dragging us away, saying that he would return to the embrace of the Buddha!"

"Go, go, it's too dangerous, hurry back to Datang!"

A day later, several monks who had just left the Tang Dynasty turned back.

Immediately afterwards, scenes such as this continued to be staged.

A few days later, such scenes intensified.

A ridiculous scene appeared. The monks who had lined up to go to the Western Paradise returned to Datang crying and begging the government to take them in. They wanted to return to vulgarity!

In Good Fortune Immortal Mansion, Yuan Lang left.

A few days ago, Yuan Lang came to Mount Putuo in the South China Sea.

Came to the dojo of his little slave.

At the beginning, Yuan Lang pointed out the soul of Avalokitesvara and regained Avalokitesvara, but he did not expect that Avalokitesvara was kind.

Immediately, Yuan Lang simply came here, ready to "talk" with Guanyin.

"Master, is the slave family's service master still satisfied?"

In the fairy mist-covered Putuo Mountain Dojo, Yuan Lang was lying like an uncle in the gazebo beside the lotus pond, and Guanyin was sitting on the lotus platform, pinching Yuan Lang's thigh carefully.

"Not bad."

Yuan Lang slammed his mouth down, "Your skills are getting better and better, and your mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter. Since you serve me so comfortably, I will consider giving you a chance."

At the beginning, when Yuan Lang penetrated Guanyin's primordial spirit, he deliberately checked its past and future.

There is nothing wrong with the fairy aunt who explained the teachings, and she is not the male body and female figure in the legends of later generations.

Otherwise, Yuan Lang would have to die.

But it doesn't matter even if it's a man's body and a woman's appearance, it's good-looking, easy to touch and it's over.

If there is a man's part in his primordial spirit, it's just a matter of physical transcendence, and if he only keeps the woman's part, he is a woman.

Although Honghuang's innate gods have no gender, and they can change their gender at will after cultivating to the Golden Immortal, Yuan Lang is not gay.

Even if you are a little maid, you have to be pure, right?

"Ok?"

When Guanyin Bodhisattva heard this, he trembled with excitement.

A chance from the master?

How can it be too small?

Chapter 198 I want to make you the new master of Buddhism

Since being recovered by Yuan Lang, Guanyin's loyalty to Yuan Lang is [-]% loyal minister.

After all, the entire soul has been imprinted as a slave by Yuan Lang, how can he be unfaithful?

But a few days ago, Yuan Lang was either cultivating, doing something, or killing people, so he almost forgot about Guanyin, a handmaid.

No, the incense avatars spread all over the east land, just in time to see the scene of Guanyin helping the monks, which made Yuan Lang look at him differently in his heart.

"Do you want to be the master of Buddhism?"

Yuan Lang pondered for a while, looking at the graceful, dignified and extremely holy Guanyin and said.

"Ok?"

The Guanyin Bodhisattva was startled, and said in a panic, "Master..., master, my mana is low, how can I become the master of Buddhism? I can't even beat the Tathagata?"

After saying this, Guanyin felt that he had said something wrong.

If someone told her this, she would definitely scoff.

But who is her master?

That is the invincible Lang Daxian who can stand up to Daozu Hongjun?

How can it be groundless that a fierce man who can kill Taiqing with one move?

"Master, I know I'm wrong, my servant..." Guanyin said with a look of fear on her face, she quickly lowered her head and looked at Yuan Lang.

"It's okay."

Yuan Lang waved his hand, and said softly, "Squeeze my feet, I will think about whether there is any suitable method for you to practice."

"Yes, Master."

Immediately, Guanyin moved her willow waist, slightly moved Yuan Lang's leg on top of her thigh, and stretched out five fingers like onions to pinch Yuan Lang's feet carefully...

Although Guanyin was curious about why Yuan Lang asked him to pinch his feet, she was not dissatisfied at all, but proud of it.

As a slave, he has a natural instinct to please his master.

This point, even the gods are no exception.

But she didn't know that Yuan Lang was a little prince who often went to the bathing center in a Cadillac before crossing, and Yuan Lang enjoyed pinching his feet very much.

It's just that Yuan Lang didn't have the heart to go to the fairy to pinch his feet because he was not strong enough before.

Even Zhu Bajie is so good at enjoying, Yuan Lang naturally knows how to reward himself.

It's just a serious foot pinching, nothing else~

"Whoo~"

"Guanyin, you are awesome~"

"It's much better than those little sisters."

Subconsciously, Yuan Lang felt extremely relaxed all over, and praised him.

"Thank you master, serving the master is the duty of a slave~"

Guanyin blushed when she heard Yuan Lang's praise, and replied in a panicked voice.

little sister?

Which female fairy is so blessed to serve her master?

But she didn't know that the little sister Yuan Lang talked about didn't exist in this world at all.

Although Technician No. 36 in Yuan Lang's memory was good, compared to the female fairy in the wild, he was nothing, right?

Ok.

It seems that I have to prepare a few sets of uniforms for this little slave in the future, and by the way, do a few hip-shaking dances when I have time, otherwise it will be boring?

Yuan Lang narrowed his eyes slightly, glanced at Guanyin, and saw through the thoughts in his heart at a glance, and an evil thought inevitably appeared.

What about the three-piece black silk fishing net arrangement, I am afraid that it will kill countless Internet celebrities in the future, right?

Nima, I thought wrong~

Yuan Lang put away his malicious thoughts and put his divine sense in the system mall.

"Holy Buddha Dafa? "

Suddenly, Yuan Lang saw a book of the ultimate method of Buddhist cultivation.

This method can also directly target Hunyuan.