Bitten by a five-step snake?Don't panic!five steps back

"Um, you?"

The salesperson looked at the girl hesitantly.

"Oh!"

The girl understood what the salesperson meant, and quickly took out two small notebooks from her bag!

"Just divorced! Look, the stamp is all there, absolutely single!"

Chapter 329 Love Plays Dead

"Pfft ha ha ha, this is absolutely single, really cowhide!"

"Awesome, I am dying of laughter, really?"

"Damn it, this shit really got divorced just to drink milk tea!"

"It's amazing, I'm convinced!"

"If this kind of girl is my wife, I'll slap her to death!"

"Yes, how can you joke about marriage!"

"It's too much, it's all done!"

"But the cow is still a real cow, if you say divorce, you will get divorced!"

The audience in the live broadcast room exploded when they saw the red notebook in the girl's hand.

They didn't expect that someone would actually go to divorce for a cup of milk tea.

The salesperson was also shocked by the girl's operation.

The whole person was stunned, not knowing what to say at all.

He could only nod instinctively.

"Okay, I'll start making milk tea for you, please don't worry!"

"Thank you!"

The girl smiled and thanked, then glanced proudly at the boy on the side.

Then he pulled the boy and stood aside.

The boy gave the girl a helpless and doting look, but didn't say anything.

Then it was Li Ke and Shuang'er's turn.

"you?"

When the salesperson saw another pair of men and women, he panicked.

Maybe the two are also divorced.

Li Ke was about to explain.

Unexpectedly, Shuang'er on the side said quietly.

"What's the matter, do we need to show you the divorce certificate?"

"No, no need!" The salesperson showed a wry smile and shook his head again and again.

This is just a gimmick for the opening event, but it really doesn't mean to make people divorce.

"What milk tea do you want?"

“Thank you for the bubble tea!”

Shuang'er said with a smile.

Then he also pulled Li Ke to the side and waited.

The girl in front also heard Shuang'er's words, curled her lips and complained to the boy on the side.

"If we knew we didn't need to show the divorce certificate, we wouldn't have to go for a divorce!"

"boom!"

this sentence.

Like thunder rolling from the sky, it hit everyone's ears.

They never thought of it.

This girl actually divorced her husband for a cup of milk tea.

Everyone present looked at the girl in surprise, and silently lowered their heads.

Shuang'er and Li Ke didn't say anything, and walked away silently.

What if I stand too close and my IQ is infected?

soon.

Shuang'er followed Li Ke and got her own milk tea.

The two ran away in a hurry.

"Brother, let's go home quickly!"

Shuang'er looked at Li Ke and said repeatedly.

"En!" Li Ke nodded, the outside today is too dangerous.

All of them are existences with invincible IQ.

"Let's go, I feel that everyone's IQ is low today, go home quickly, so as not to be infected!"

"exactly!"

Shuang'er and Li Ke kept the same line, and ran towards the parking place without saying a word.

On the road.

Shuang'er was attracted by a peddler on the side of the road.

"Brother, wait!"

Shuang'er grabbed Li Ke and ran towards the hawker.

This is a peddler doing business on the side of the road. There is a piece of cloth on the ground, and several small cages are placed on the cloth.

There is a cute hamster inside the small cage!

"Brother, I want to buy a hamster and take it home!"

Shuang'er stared at the hamster on the ground with big eyes, full of affection.

"They're all so cute!"

"Okay, which one do you like? Let's go home when we buy it. We can't stay outside anymore!"

Li Ke nodded and said hastily.

He suddenly had a bad feeling.

I encountered various marriage proposals that day, and then met Wang Sisi, Chen Zhijian and others in the elevator.

Meeting so many talents with extraordinary IQs today, he felt that his bad luck was about to be triggered, so it would be better to go home quickly.

Hear what Li Ke said.

Shuang'er didn't hesitate, nodded, and carefully began to observe the hamster in the cage.

"Beauty, what do you like? Shall I introduce you?"

The hamster was sold by a middle-aged bald man.

As for the appearance, it is very cunning at first glance.

"Well! I want the cutest one!"

Shuang'er said without hesitation.

As a cute girl, the hamsters raised must also be the cutest.

Hearing Shuang'er's simple and honest words, the bald uncle also smiled.

Looking at Shuang'er's eyes is full of love.

said without hesitation.

"Okay then, I'll help you choose the cutest one!"

As he said that, the uncle also looked at it carefully.

suddenly.

His eyes just lit up.

"By the way, I happen to have a hamster here who likes to play dead!"

"Very cute, she likes to pretend to be dead and stay still, she's very smart!"

talking.

The uncle took out another cage from behind him.

Inside the cage, there is a yellow hamster curled up, which looks extremely cute.

It's just that it has its eyes closed and looks dead.

"Wow, it's really cute, is it so smart? It even pretends to be dead!"

Shuang'er's eyes lit up when he saw the hamster.

Isn't a hamster that can play dead cute enough?

Shuang'er was immediately attracted by the hamster's skills.

"I want this? How much?"

Shuang'er's eyes were full of love, and she asked.

"50 yuan will do"!

The boss said cheerfully.

"Too expensive, 25!"

Cutting in half when meeting each other is a skill that every girl knows, and Shuang'er is no exception.

Hear this.

"This, 25?"

The boss looked embarrassed, as if the price had exceeded his expectation.

"Forget it, you're so cute, you're a good match for this hamster, let's be 25!"

Before Shuang'er negotiated the price for the second time, the boss actually agreed directly.

"Hee hee, thank you boss!"

Shuang'er showed an innocent smile, took out 25 yuan and handed it to the boss.

The boss also handed the hamster to Shuang'er.

"Okay, I'm closing the stall today too, the hamster loves to play dead, don't be fooled by her!"

The boss started to tidy up his booth, and said politely to Shuang'er.

"Okay! Thank you boss!"

Shuang'er nodded, pulled Li Ke and left.

"Brother, let's go home!"

So ever.

Li Ke took Shuang'er and drove towards his home.

On the contrary, the audience in the live broadcast room were full of curiosity about Shuang'er's hamster.