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On the other hand, Li Ke asked with a smile on his face.

"Brother, what does your tattoo mean?"

"Hey, this tattoo!" Brother Heishhui said faintly with a flash of reminiscence in his eyes.

"I was born in 1988, March 22nd..."

Speaking of it.

The audience in the live broadcast room were all excited.

"Hiss, so what's the story here?"

"Sure enough, following the anchor will gossip!"

"Exciting and exciting, waiting for a good show!"

"In 1988, what happened? Was it carved by his ancestors?"

"Wow, suddenly there is a supernatural atmosphere again!"

"Things from ancient times, I like it very much when I hear it!"

Listening to the beginning of Big Brother Heishhui, isn't this the beginning of stealing a pen?

It's exciting to hear.

Even Shuang'er and Li Ke stared at Big Brother Heishhui with great interest.

Wait for him to continue.

however.

Brother Heishhui just spread his hands and said helplessly.

"So, I am Pisces, and these two carps are Pisces!"

Hearing this, Li Ke finally couldn't help laughing.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh too.

"Hahahaha, I tm thought I was going to say something weird, God Pisces 1"

"Two carps, so it's Pisces, is that what the tattoo means?"

"Laughing, why did you report when you were born? It made me so excited!"

"I thought I could hear some bizarre story, but the ghost knows it is like this!"

"Come on, all of us have been tricked!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were all very helpless, this was obviously the intention of this black and absurd elder brother.

Only Shuang'er didn't, instead she frowned and glanced suspiciously at Brother Heishhui.

Then silently picked up the phone and searched carefully.

Then he said in a low voice.

"March 22 is not Pisces, it's Aries, your tattoo is wrong!"

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Brother Heishhui had a look of helplessness and grievance.

However, even if he was wronged, he looked extremely terrifying.

The appearance is too fierce!

"That's right! It's indeed an Aries. I was so stupid at the beginning, I didn't know if I was a Pisces, so I got the fish tattooed!"

"It was only later that I realized that I was Aries 1"

Brother Heishhui had an annoyed look on his face, as if he was still angry at himself for being uneducated back then.

"Then why don't you have an Aries tattoo anymore?"

Shuang'er innocently looked at Brother Heishhui and asked.

"Tattoos, why not tattoos!"

Brother Heishhui said with a serious face: "If you have Pisces, you must have Aries!"

"It's just that this time I was afraid of another accident, so I got a small tattoo! Look!"

talking.

Brother Heishhui rolled up his sleeves, revealing his thick arms.

I only saw a Pleasant Goat vividly engraved on the arm!

"Hahahaha Pleasant Goat!"

"Emma, ​​this is too joyful!"

"This is making me laugh to death, such a fierce brother, what a happy goat!"

"Yes, yes, why not engrave lazy sheep, it is the best!"

"I'm really going to die laughing!"

"Sure enough, knowing people, knowing faces but not knowing their hearts, they look fierce, but they are still very cute inside!"

"Yes, yes, you're making fun of me!"

The audience in the live broadcast room all burst into laughter and couldn't help but be overjoyed.

Shuang'er and Li Ke were also full of smiles.

"Hahaha, Pleasant Goat, so cute, why not engrave a lazy one?"

Shuang'er laughed, and asked innocently again.

"Ugh!"

Hearing this, the eldest brother sighed again, and continued quietly.

"It's just because I was so stupid at the beginning, I fell in love with Pleasant Goat, and later I fell in love with Lazy Goat, so!"

Speaking of it.

The eldest brother rolled up the sleeve on the other side again, and a lazy sheep obviously appeared there.

"Hahahaha, two sheep!"

"Don't think I'm just a sheep!"

"So this big brother has a green grassland!"

"Probably not!"

"I'm so funny, such a cute person, I still hope he doesn't have a green grassland!"

"Head to head!"

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

"Giggle!" Shuang'er covered her mouth and kept smiling.

"Okay, it's getting late, I'm going to work, I'm leaving first!"

Brother Heishhui also smiled, but he has a very good temper.

Glancing at the time, he stood up, waved at Shuang'er and Li Ke, and left directly.

"Brother, he is so cute and funny!"

Shuang'er narrowed her eyes and said to Li Ke with a smile.

"Yeah, looking at this fierce person, I didn't expect it to be so humorous!" Li Ke nodded with a smile, which was really unexpected.

but.

Li Ke and Shuang'er both had enough to eat.

"Okay, let's go too, find a driving school and register for you!"

Li Ke stood up and said to Shuang'er.

This morning, I saw Shuang'er struggling to bathe the big yellow dog, and then biting it hard.

Li Ke had already made up his mind, and quickly found something for Shuang'er to do.

Let her go any longer, who knows what else will happen.

"Huh? Brother, can we not go?"

Shuang'er raised her head aggrieved, and looked at Li Ke: "I can learn it at school, and I can get a discount!"

"No, not short of money!"

Li Ke shook his head firmly, and pulled Shuang'er to walk outside.

"You have to take the test for your driver's license. It's just a holiday and you have nothing to do, so just take the test!"

Shuang'er looked helpless, but she could only obediently be dragged outside by Li Ke.

Go to where you just parked.

I only saw a 23-year-old young man taking pictures around Li Ke's Pikachu car.

"Hey, anchor, anchor, I'm your fan!"

Seeing Li Ke coming, the young man ran over excitedly and said loudly.

"Anchor, my name is Chen Guangjian! Hello!"

"Hello!" Li Ke also nodded politely towards Chen Guangjian.

The more popular my live broadcast is, the more and more fans I will naturally have, and it is normal for people to recognize me on the road.

"Anchor, can you curse me?"

Chen Guangjian said repeatedly without giving Li Ke any time to react.

"Curse me this year for committing a crime of peach blossoms, I will be deeply hurt by a woman!"

"I don't want to get rich, I just want to feel love, the kind of unforgettable love!"

Hearing Chen Guangjian's words, Li Ke frowned and hesitated.

Under normal circumstances, he would definitely refuse to curse.

We have to believe in science.

but.

Chen Guangjian didn't want to get rich in a whimsical way, he just wanted to have an unforgettable love.

This seems to be satisfying?

"Damn it, this bastard actually ran to block the anchor!"

"It's too much, we have agreed, we can't go offline to find the anchor to curse!"

"This Chen Guangjian is breaking the rules!"

"However, he didn't seek to get rich, is that okay?"

"Tsk, doesn't he want to find a scumbag to attack him? There is no need for an anchor, just let me do it!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"