Bitten by a five-step snake?Don't panic!five steps back

"That's right, anchor, don't worry, I know what's in my heart, I guarantee you will take advantage of it!"

"The main player goes with all his heart, we will definitely recommend a car that is the most cost-effective for you!"

talking room.

The online car-hailing car also drove slowly in front of Li Ke and stopped.

Li Ke opened the rear door and sat in.

The driver was a middle-aged man, he glanced at the driver's license, his name was He Zhiliang.

As a middle-aged man, He Zhiliang fits the shape of a middle-aged man very well, with a greasy body and a half-bald head.

"Sit down and drive!"

Seeing that Li Ke was seated, He Zhiliang started the car.

From here, there is actually no problem at all.

only.

Li Ke never expected that after the car drove for a while.

He Zhiliang suddenly spoke.

"Hey, brother, do you want to listen to the song?"

Chapter 30 TAT Help

"Forehead?"

Seeing what He Zhiliang said suddenly, Li Ke was a little taken aback at first.

Guessing in his heart that the driver wanted to listen to the music, he nodded.

"sure!"

"Hey, this driver is pretty good, take the initiative to ask!"

"Yeah, when I took a taxi before, as soon as I sat in it, he sang, and the noise was so loud!"

"That's right, there is still a big gap in the quality of this kind of service industry!"

"Well, before when I was in a car, I just asked if I could open the window, and the driver just asked me, just to earn you a little money, asking so much, I'm numb!"

"I'm dying of laughter. It's really not easy for people to earn some money, but reasonable requirements must be met, and they don't need to drink water and smoke!"

"That's right, I didn't expect the anchor's tone to be quite good this time, and he actually met such a high-quality driver!"

"Hahaha, yes, it seems that the anchor has changed his luck, and his luck has started to improve little by little!"

"No, digging, digging, what is this driver doing?"

"Emma, ​​you're laughing so hard at me, this driver's big brother is so cowhide!"

"Hahahaha, sure enough, the host is still unlucky!"

"Pfft, I thought I met a high-quality driver, but I didn't expect to meet a strange one!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were still praising the driver, but suddenly, the driver made a move that made everyone in the live broadcast room blow up!

Even Li Ke's eyes widened.

He Zhiliang opened the storage box of the driver's seat, and a microphone was taken out of it.

The microphone was plugged into the mobile phone, and the special singing software was opened on the mobile phone.

To know.

While doing this series of operations, He Zhiliang was still driving at a speed of 60 yards.

"Gudong!"

Li Ke swallowed, and a drop of sweat slowly trickled down from his forehead.

Li Ke reached out to wipe off the sweat, and stammered.

"Master, master, I still don't listen to songs!"

"Hey, it's okay, I'm the god of song in our neighborhood, let you listen to my voice, you want to hear it!"

However, He Zhiliang, who had already taken out the microphone, seemed to have broken the seal, and did not give Li Ke a chance to refuse at all.

Just a few clicks like a mobile phone.

He Zhiliang began to sing.

"You are my little apple~~"

Li Ke: Tat Nima, I beg you!

The voice of the duck version came over, Li Ke looked at the road ahead with a bitter face, and was extremely vigilant.

The whole person was about to cry.

"Hahaha, Emma made me laugh so hard, can this also become the god of singing in the community?"

"Hahaha, I'm about to laugh and cry, this voice is really hard to describe!"

"Emma, ​​look at the host's expression, it's really making me laugh!"

"Anchor, this is not an ordinary difficulty!"

"Hahaha, yes, yes, it is too difficult for the anchor, and this driver is really amazing!"

"Pfft, digging, digging, the driver even closed his eyes!"

"Hahaha, this shit is really killing people!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were going to laugh like crazy.

But Li Ke panicked and panicked, and shouted loudly again and again.

"Master, master, open your eyes!"

"Let's sing the song, don't close your eyes!"

Li Ke looked at He Zhiliang eagerly with a mournful face.

But it attracted He Zhiliang's disdainful eyes.

"Singing without closing eyes, wooden feelings!"

Li Ke: (T▽T) I want to get out of the car, help!

........

In the end, under Li Ke's unremitting efforts, He Zhiliang still put Li Ke down halfway.

"Fufufu, damn it, I was scared to death. At that moment, I felt like I was going to die at any moment!"

Li Ke wanted to cry but had no tears, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room again and again with grievances.

Just now He Zhiliang sang more and more emotionally, not only closed his eyes, but also started dancing.

This really scared Li Ke.

If it goes on like this, there is no doubt that he will die. After all kinds of good talk and persuasion, Li Ke was let go.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, the anchor is really unlucky, every day the live broadcast can encounter all kinds of things!"

"That's right, that's right, I was laughed to death, the host is not so miserable!"

"Pfft, don't talk about anything else, the driver just closed his eyes, I'm done!"

"Hahaha, I was convinced after he took out the microphone!"

"So, if you don't want to be the driver of the God of Songs, isn't it a good driver?"

"Hahaha, no wonder there are more and more car accidents, they are all drivers like this!"

"Hmph, you see, this is not a female driver!"

"I didn't expect that there are such talents in this world!"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.

"Hey, I'll call the police first!"

Li Ke was speechless, but in order to prevent the next victim from appearing, he still chose to let the song god receive some education.

With that said, Li Ke called the police and told the story.

The police have also received information and will investigate.

After everything was settled, Li Ke stood on the side of the road looking extremely helpless.

"Hey, there are still a few kilometers to the Auto City, and we can't walk there, but I don't dare to take a taxi anymore!"

After what happened just now, now Li Ke avoids taking taxis like a tiger, and has a psychological shadow.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, the anchor doesn't even dare to take a taxi."

"Then anchor, why don't you take the bus, the bus drivers are all professionals, they are extremely safe!"

"That's right, the bus driver is a professional player, you can rest assured!"

"Here, don't take the bus, you have to think about other passengers!"

"What do you mean, why didn't I understand?"

"Pfft, I understand, with the unlucky appearance of the anchor, no matter what you do, you will encounter problems!"

"It is recommended to find a place with few people, so as not to harm other people!"

"Yes, for example, if something goes wrong with this bus, won't it harm other people?"

"No, the anchor should stop taking the bus and think about other passengers!"

"Hahaha, I'm going to be laughed to death by you, I don't believe that the anchor is so unlucky!"

"There's nothing hard to believe. In the past two days, how many things have happened to the anchor, so there's nothing hard to believe!"

"That's right, our anchor is so buff, bitten by a five-step snake, caught by a murderer, and others, can this ordinary person meet?"

"Hahaha, that's right, it's unlucky for us to meet once, and the anchor has met so many times!"

"Forget it, anchor, you better not take the bus!"

Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room, Li Ke immediately became dissatisfied.

How can I be so unlucky 1

"No!" Li Ke shook his head firmly, staring at the blue sky with burning eyes, and shouted in a low voice.

"Man is determined to conquer nature, I am determined to sit on this bus!"

Chapter 31 Aunt Pot?

"Dudududu!"

A bus drove slowly to the side of the bus stop, then stopped, and the gate slowly opened.

Li Ke smiled and got on the bus slowly.

"drop!"

After swiping the card, Li Ke walked straight towards the back of the car.

At this point, there are not many passengers on the bus, only eight people in total.

A strong man, several young people, and two old people.

It's just that there is a middle-aged woman among them who is seen by others, and she can't help but look sideways.

It's not that this middle-aged woman is very good-looking, or has a great figure.

This is just an ordinary middle-aged woman, referred to as Da Ma for short.

Why does an ordinary middle-aged woman have such a high rate of turning heads?

Naturally because of a red plastic bag at her feet.

The plastic bag is also very ordinary, translucent, and can't hold the contents inside. It can be seen that there is an ordinary pressure cooker inside.