Bitten by a five-step snake?Don't panic!five steps back

"For example, moving the corpse!"

Li Ke's expression changed, he looked at Huang Mao very seriously and said.

"You dare to do illegal things, let alone moving corpses?"

"The funeral parlor transports the corpse. The work is not tiring and easy, and it is covered. Eight hundred days during the day and one thousand and sixty days at night. Isn't this happier than stealing the manhole cover?"

"And there are other medical schools that also need to move corpses, and the salary is five hundred a day, isn't it good?"

Hear what Li Ke said.

Huang Mao looked hesitant, looked at Li Ke with a little worry and asked.

"This is a corpse, isn't it more terrible than breaking the law?"

"Bah, breaking the law is the scariest thing! Everyone is dead, so why are you afraid!"

Li Ke glanced at Huang Mao in disgust.

"If you work for one day, it's worth stealing manhole covers a dozen times, and letting you stay in an Internet cafe for half a month, aren't you happy?"

"This, this really won't work, I'm afraid, what if I suddenly encounter a ghost!" Huang Mao shook his head again and again with a look of fear.

"Then I'd rather steal the manhole cover, at least I can still live!"

"Hey!" Li Ke rolled his eyes deeply, looking extremely helpless.

Now some people are like this, they have healthy limbs, but they just don't want to do some serious work.

On the contrary, the audience in the live broadcast room became excited.

"Oh my god, is there more than 1000 yuan in one night? Isn't it more than 4 yuan this month, and more than 50 yuan if you work for a year!"

"Oh, it turns out there is still money to be made!"

"You really deserve to be an anchor, you can even think of this kind of money-making job!"

"Damn it, when I really can't bear it anymore, I'll go and move the corpse!"

"That's right, we all believe in science now, as long as we don't move corpses with the anchor!"

"Hahaha, yes yes yes, don't go with the anchor!"

"With the anchor, even if it's nothing, it becomes something!"

"Brothers, I'm going to apply for a job at our crematorium right now. I really can't afford it anymore. I have to earn this money!"

"Brothers, I just called, and there is indeed a lot of money!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were all excited.

Naturally, each one of them is very powerful.

They are really unwilling to give up this kind of opportunity to make money.

"Forget it, I'll listen to it again and see if there is anything safer!"

"Yes, this job is not suitable for us girls!"

"It's not suitable for us girls at all, it's too difficult!"

"Hey, can you come to a job that allows us girls to earn money!"

A group of female viewers in the live broadcast room began to make their own demands.

However.

As for the comments in the live broadcast room, Li Ke couldn't see any of them.

After all, he hasn't got his mobile phone yet.

"Okay, then I'll tell you another job. This job is to move the corpses, which is safer, easier, and can make money!"

Li Ke looked at Huang Mao sincerely and said again.

This time, Huang Mao suddenly smiled.

"Okay, brother, tell me, when I come out, I will do it!"

The salary for moving the corpse just now made Huang Mao feel a little ready to move, but the nature of the job made him a little scared.

Now Li Ke is going to introduce a more relaxed and safer job, of course Huangmao is happy!

All I saw was a mysterious smile on Li Ke's face.

"Tsinghua University, Peking University, why don't you be brave enough to live in a haunted house for a few days and half a month, to prove that this haunted house is not haunted and can make money!"

"One yuan per minute, 1 yuan a day! This is also making money!"

"Besides, they provide food and shelter, so you don't have to do anything, you just need to sleep!"

heard.

Huang Mao's face collapsed all of a sudden, and he glanced at Li Ke speechlessly.

He showed an aggrieved look, as if he was about to cry.

"Brother, can't you introduce some people's work?"

"This is what people do!" Li Ke looked at Huang Mao excitedly and said, "Besides, this is a part-time job! Listen to me!"

"You move the corpse during the day, earn 800 yuan, and go back to the haunted house to sleep at night, this is a bloody profit!"

"One month is enough for you to earn Internet cafe fees for several years!"

Hear what Li Ke said.

Huang Mao's expression changed, and he scratched his head: "It seems to be true!"

"That's right, the brave will starve to death, the timid will starve to death. As long as you are brave enough, are you afraid that you won't be able to make money?"

"Besides, this is still a regular job, and it doesn't break the law. It's a legal income!"

Li Ke continued to fool around.

Huang Mao nodded again and again, and couldn't help swallowing, the income from two jobs really made him want to move.

"No, no, forget it, I, I'm not suitable, I'm really afraid of ghosts!"

In the end, Huang Mao still showed a look of fear, looked at Li Ke aggrievedly and asked.

"Brother, can you introduce a little bit about what we can do?"

"Don't be a ghost!"

Chapter 239 We girls also want to make money! "One more"

"Hey, you kid, you really don't know how to make money!"

Li Ke glanced at Huang Mao with disgust, and said helplessly.

"Aren't you out of money? Now that you're looking for a job, why are you still so picky?"

"When the time is right, we should bow our heads for money, you know?"

Li Ke looked sincere.

"The methods I have selected are all carefully selected, extremely profitable, and can be integrated into multiple jobs!"

"For example, you can also add a live broadcast by the way, so that you can make more money!"

Li Ke patted Huang Mao's shoulder with a meaningful expression.

"We can't be so picky!"

"No, no, we are not involved in the work of ghosts?"

Huang Mao raised his head with a bitter face, and asked Li Ke.

He was still a little scared and worried.

"Hey, isn't this money enough for you to fight?"

Li Ke looked at Huang Mao seriously, and asked from the bottom of his heart.

This statement came out.

Before Huang Mao could speak, the audience in the live broadcast room were all blown up.

"Damn, what is not enough!"

"Yes, this job is enough for me to fight several times!"

"Yeah, I'm on my way to the crematorium now!"

"I'm asking my medical school teacher!"

"It's such an easy job, and you earn so much, you have to do it!"

"Enough, even if I meet a real ghost, I won't be afraid anymore, damn it, I'm so poor!"

"That's not!"

The audience in the live broadcast room all spoke.

There is a saying well.

Money can turn the devil around.

As long as you have enough money, even ghosts will come to help you work, let alone people.

If you say you can't recruit people, it only means that you don't have enough money!

"Brother, I'm really afraid of ghosts!"

Huang Mao looked aggrieved, and he was also moved, but he was really afraid of ghosts!

"Hey, in that case, let me give you another suggestion!"

Li Ke sighed helplessly, the road to persuasion is always full of hardships.

but!

As a law-enhancing anchor, he still had the mentality of helping others, and said again.

"Nowadays, when the temple is dying, you can become a monk and become a monk. Of course, this is also a contract job, and you can earn money, and you can drink and eat meat to marry a wife!"

"However, the abbot and the like all require a bachelor's degree. You can't do it, but you can still be a little monk!"

"When the time comes, you will broadcast live, offering incense to people to fulfill their vows, and whoever gives you gifts, you will burn incense and read scriptures for them!"

"Look, this way you get food and shelter, and you can earn double the money!"

"Especially, after you get off work, you can go to move the corpse, and then go to the haunted house to live broadcast!"

"Don't worry, when you become a monk, there will be no demons and ghosts who will dare to hurt you with the blessing of Lord Buddha!"

"Look, now, you live broadcast burning incense during the day, move the corpse in the afternoon, and live in a haunted house at night!"

"With four jobs at once, I can earn [-] a month! Is it good?"

Li Ke looked at Huang Mao temptingly.

"Gudong!"

Huang Mao swallowed his saliva, his face was full of excitement, and his whole body was immersed in the bright future described by Li Ke.

"That's right, if I become a monk, I will be blessed by a Bodhisattva, so I won't be afraid of ghosts anymore!"

"That's right, when the time comes, only ghosts will be afraid of you, so it's your turn to be afraid of ghosts!"

Li Ke nodded affirmatively.

"Gudong!" Huang Mao swallowed hard again, clenched his fists tightly.

A very difficult decision is being made.

After a moment.

Huang Mao raised his head, looked at Li Ke with burning eyes and asked.

"Brother, can you really marry a wife after becoming a monk?"

"Of course!" Li Ke nodded resolutely: "Before you become a monk, you should ask in advance. If you can't, you shouldn't be!"

"That's right!" Huang Mao nodded in a sudden realization.