Bitten by a five-step snake?Don't panic!five steps back

"It's really funny, I'm also convinced!"

"Now this society really has everyone!"

"I*********!"

Before Li Ke could open his mouth, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but began to vent their anger.

As Chinese people, they naturally have their own pride!

Always be proud of living in this land!

If someone worships foreigners, they will naturally teach him how to behave!

Even Li Ke couldn't help it!

Li Ke is an orphan. Generally, when encountering things, he will be kind as long as he can, and he will never argue with others.

but.

Seeing this gorgeously dressed woman in front of him now, he really couldn't help but want to scold him.

"I'm also numb. Is it because of the low quality of the Chinese people, or is it that someone who is close to ink is black, and his IQ is lowered by others?"

"This kind of banana costs [-] yuan a piece. If you put it here, it's a work of art? This is pure IQ tax!"

"Why, after a few years abroad, your IQ has been assimilated to such a low level?"

Li Ke looked at the woman in front of him with disdain, and said.

"you you you!"

The woman didn't expect that Li Ke would dare to talk back, and shouted angrily in a hurry.

"Are you kidding me? This is art. Can art be measured by money?"

"sure!"

Li Ke nodded seriously.

"I spent 80 yuan to enter this art exhibition. All the artworks here can be bought with money. Why can't they be measured by money?"

"Humph!"

The woman couldn't speak for Li Ke, so she snorted coldly.

"I don't argue with people like you who don't understand art!"

She saw more and more people watching, and knew that if she continued like this, she would not get any benefit.

Turned around and left directly.

"Hehe, I have one last word for you, the real art is in museums!"

Li Ke sneered, and didn't chase after him, but shouted again towards the woman's back.

But the woman didn't turn her head this time, and quickly left this place of right and wrong.

The surrounding onlookers also gave Li Ke a thumbs up.

The audience in the live broadcast room also praised it one after another.

"I'll give full marks to the anchor this time!"

"Yeah, the real art is in museums!"

"How does this banana compare to my ancient wisdom!"

"That's right, I'm laughing myself to death too, this woman runs away when she sees that she can't say no!"

"That's it, just run away if you can't say it, come out at a critical moment, and interject a few words!"

"I'm so funny, I'm so cowardly, why don't you continue to scold me?"

"I admire this anchor very much, send it on the plane!"

"Haha, I don't have much money, so just give me a small gift!"

"Then I'll give some too!"

All of a sudden, the gifts in the live broadcast room also fluttered.

"Hee hee, brother, you are so amazing!"

Shuang'er came over and quietly gave Li Ke a thumbs up.

Li Ke rolled his eyes.

"It's not that you have to come to this art exhibition. Have you finished it? Let's go!"

"do not!"

Shuang'er hugged Li Ke's arm, and said coquettishly: "We have spent all our money, what a waste if we don't read it!"

"That's right, then go watch it, I'm going to the bathroom, and help me broadcast it live!"

Li Ke nodded slightly, suddenly feeling a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

Could it be that the frog's mother is acting as a demon?

but.

Now Li Ke can't control so much, he directly handed the phone to Shuang'er, and strode towards the toilet.

However, he walked to the door of the toilet.

Li Ke touched his pocket, took out a pack of tissues, and thought of what the woman said before.

A sinister smile crossed the corner of his mouth.

Without further ado, he took out his sunglasses and tore off the sticky side of the paper towel package.

While no one was paying attention, he directly glued his sunglasses to the wall.

Then he retired and left the place, and went into the toilet around the corner.

Chapter 14 Anchor Constipation

"Huh! Comfortable!"

After about 10 minutes, Li Ke finally finished playing Glory of the King and ended his battle.

After washing his hands, he walked out of the toilet.

And Shuang'er had already been waiting outside, and when she saw Li Ke finally came out, she said a little unhappy.

"Brother, you've been here for too long!"

"Hey, I guess it's the frog mother who came to seek revenge, and just finished it off!"

Li Ke said with a smile.

Hearing this, Shuang'er couldn't help giving him a blank look.

The audience in the live broadcast room were also very happy.

"I laughed so hard, what does it mean to completely solve the frog mother"!

"Constipation is constipation, anchor, don't hide it!"

"Yeah, we're all constipated, why are you hiding?"

"I was really dying of laughter, our anchor is the legendary Shit King!"

"The title of Shit King is fine!"

"Pfft, it's only 10 minutes. I think this length of time is very reasonable!"

"Yeah, I basically sat in it, and I didn't squat until my legs became numb, so I wouldn't come out at all!"

"That's different. You are willing to squat for so long at home, but will you spend so long in the mall?"

"The host must be constipated!"

The jokes of the audience in the live broadcast room were also seen by Li Ke who had just picked up the phone.

Li Ke smiled helplessly and explained.

"I'm not constipated, I just played King of Glory in it!"

"Laughing, yes, yes, you are not constipated!"

"Don't worry, we will give you a face, and we will never tell you about your constipation!"

"Don't worry, no one said you were constipated!"

"I'm laughing to death, you're the only one who isn't constipated, who is so idle, running outside to go to the toilet and playing King of Glory?"

Looking at the audience's reply in the live broadcast room.

Li Ke also understood that no matter how he explained it, he was powerless to refute it, so he could only quickly change the subject.

"When I just went to the toilet, I left a good thing outside!"

As he spoke, Li Ke showed a wretched smile.

"Huh? Brother, what did you put outside?"

Shuang'er looked at Li Ke with some doubts.

Li Ke smiled mysteriously and pointed to the other side, saying with a smile on his face.

"It's right there!"

As soon as Li Ke came out of the toilet, he glanced at the place where he had just put his sunglasses.

Obviously, someone over there is already watching.

Of course that's not the point.

The point is that Li Ke saw that the xenophobic woman was there, and she kept talking about something.

talking.

Li Ke took Shuang'er and walked towards that side.

Soon, the woman's voice was heard.

"God, it's the real art, the art of nature!"

"It is conceivable that this pair of sunglasses was hung on the wall before, but this kind of adhesive tape that is not too sticky is used!"

"From here, it can be concluded that the artist deliberately pasted it like this, in order to let this pair of sunglasses fall freely!"

"This is the real sense of art. This artist must be a famous foreign artist!"

As soon as he approached, Li Ke heard a series of flattery, and his whole person was a little smug.

"Oh, stop boasting like that, I'm going to be ashamed!"

Li Ke squeezed over and said to the woman with a smile.

"Hmph, why is it you again!"

When the woman saw Li Ke appearing again, she immediately showed a look of disgust.

He was scolded by Li Ke when he was in Banana before.

It's been so long just now, the woman walked around and didn't see Li Ke, so she thought Li Ke had left.

"Why haven't you left yet, you who have no quality and no artistic talent?"

The woman said angrily.

see this scene.

The audience in the live broadcast room shouted and cursed out of righteous indignation.

"Damn, why is it this dog woman again!"

"Yeah, just kill this bitch woman!"

"On the anchor, scold him and scold him!"

"That's right, the anchor continues to hate him, and I'm most annoyed by this kind of foreign and xenophobic woman!"

"Hurry up, host!"