Moderate ones will have unbearable abdominal distension, and the sound of farts is like thunder, which can wake people up.
Although the method is somewhat indecent, the purpose is still achieved.
Just when Zhunti was still wondering, an angry scold sounded.
"Okay, you must mention it. It's fine if you hold a grudge against me, but you dare to send someone to fart in the Nuwa Palace. I'll kill you!"
As soon as Zhunti looked up, he saw Nuwa holding a red hydrangea in his hand and killed him.
Nuwa Palace was built by people for Nuwa, and there must be a connection between Nuwa and Nuwa Palace.
Moreover, today is the day when the king of the present generation is offering incense in Nuwa Palace, so Nuwa naturally paid some attention.
In the end, I saw You Hun farting in the Nuwa Palace, and almost collapsed the Nuwa Palace!
Even if Nu Wa is a saint, she is still half-dead with anger.
Then he felt Zhunti who was shocked by the sound of fart and revealed a trace of breath.
So Nuwa immediately affirmed that she must have mentioned that this slut did something to make her sick on purpose.
"Nuwa Empress, listen to my explanation, you listen to my explanation, this fart is none of my business!" Zhunti yelled.
"It's none of your business, so why are you in the Shang Dynasty Nuwa Palace?" Nuwa asked.
This time, Zhunti was silent.
He can't say that he wants the contemporary king to blaspheme Nu Wa!
If this is said, it may be worse than the fate of Nuwa Palace being collapsed.
"Zhunti, it really is you!" Nuwa raised her eyebrows and threw the red hydrangea in her hand.
"Ouch!"
Zhunti was hit directly, with a big bump on his head.
He covered his head and said sharply: "Nuwa, don't think that I'm afraid of you, I won't be polite if you dare to do anything again."
Nuwa threw the red hydrangea again: "You are welcome to try it? I will definitely ask you for an explanation on this matter."
Zhunti blocked the red hydrangea, and shouted: "Nuwa, the weather is bad today, I won't fight with you, I will fight when the weather is better."
After speaking, Zhunti ran away in a flash.
It must be a pain in my heart!
He was fully prepared to let the king blaspheme Nuwa, but in the end he was ruined by a fart, and was caught by Nuwa.
It didn't make sense at first, and now I can't tell.
"Zhunti, don't leave..." Nuwa chased after him.
The two saints left Chaoge after a short confrontation, and the people of Chaoge did not notice anything.
"Grandpa, a funny thing happened in the Nuwa Palace. That minister You Hun blatantly farted in the Nuwa Palace, which almost collapsed the Nuwa Palace."
In the medical hall, Wang Xiaoxian said with a smile.
"Did Di Xin inscribe any poems in Nuwa Palace?" Chen Xuan asked.
"Poetry writing? I haven't heard of it." Wang Xiaoxian shook his head.
This made Chen Xuan heave a sigh of relief.
At the same time, he mourned for Nuwa in his heart for three seconds.
Empress Nuwa is really sorry, she has no choice but to do so!
At this time, Di Xin, who had returned to the palace, immediately went to the imperial doctor.
The ministers panicked for a while, for fear that the king would be shocked by the fart.
"Your Majesty, your body is fine, so don't worry." The imperial doctor responded.
"It's fine if there's no serious illness, it's fine if there's no serious illness." Di Xin breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, You Hun had already been let out, and he didn't fart anymore, but no one dared to approach him within three feet, even Fei Zhong hated it.
You Hun flattered and wanted to step forward.
Di Xin covered his mouth and nose subconsciously.
You Hun's face froze, and he quickly smelled his clothes, and found that there was no peculiar smell.
After being released, he took a bath ten times, and his skin was almost rubbed off.
But after farting, everyone saw him like a plague god.
Youhun almost cried!
"Don't come here, come here and I'll kill you!" Di Xin scolded.
You Hun smiled awkwardly: "My lord, if you feel unwell, you can actually go to the medical clinic outside the palace. I heard that there is a very powerful doctor Hu."
Di Xin frowned: "What nonsense..."
But he suddenly reacted and coughed a few times in a hurry: "Ahem, cough, I really don't feel well. The imperial doctors in this palace are all quack doctors. I want to go out and have a look."
The imperial doctor couldn't hold back for a while: "Your Majesty, I can assure you that you don't have any health problems, and we are not quack doctors."
Di Xin's eyes widened, and he squeezed his fist: "Tell me now, is there any problem with my health?"
"There is... a big problem." The imperial doctor choked up.
"Okay, you all heard that the imperial doctor said that there is something wrong with the king, so I will leave the palace." Di Xin was humming a little tune with his hands behind his hands, and was about to leave the palace.
You Hun and Fei Zhong quickly followed.
"Wait, you stay." Di Xin paused, pointing at You Hun.
"My lord, it's...it's my little one who reminded you to go to the clinic..." You Hun whispered.
"Nonsense, obviously the imperial doctor let me go out because he said I was sick. Don't make me smell like a little raccoon girl." Di Xin waved his nose again.
You Hun cried and fainted in the toilet.
In order to please the king, he reminded the king to go to the medical clinic, but he was so ruthlessly abandoned?
No!
Fei Zhong on the side gave him a sympathetic look.
Heartbroken, old iron!
In this way, Di Xin and Fei Zhong left the palace gate and went straight to the medical clinic in the north of the city.
Chapter 201 You have 28 years left in the Shang Dynasty
In fact, Chen Xuan gave this medical clinic a name, it was called Wuchenju, and it didn't have any special meaning, but he thought the name was good.
In Wuchenju at this time, there was an endless stream of people seeing a doctor.
It only took half a month for Chen Xuan and the others to enter Chaoge and open this clinic.
But within half a month, the name of Wuchenju spread throughout Chaoge.
Everyone knows that there is a genius doctor Hu in Wuchenju, who cures the disease with the medicine, and the most important thing is that the consultation fee is extremely cheap.
"Your Majesty, did you come to Wuchenju because of that genius doctor Hu?" Fei Zhong asked.
"Wrong! Although Miracle Doctor Hu has superb medical skills, she can only save people, but the person I'm looking for can rule the country!" Di Xin said in a deep voice.
"Your Majesty, governing the country... isn't that a little too exaggerated?" Fei Zhong asked doubtfully.
"You know..." Di Xin originally wanted to say he knew something, but after thinking about it, he felt a little disgusted.
"Forget it, you don't understand."
Having said that, Di Xin sighed.
In the great Shang Dynasty, except for the little raccoon girl, no one knew his ambitions.
Above the court, no matter whether it is Wen Taishi, Prime Minister Shang Rong, or Emperor Uncle Bigan.
Not to mention stupid people, but they are not far-sighted enough.
As for Fei Zhong and You Hun, they are just two jesters who are better at figuring out what they mean.
Only the little raccoon girl can be cited as his confidant.
Thinking of this, Di Xin walked into Wuchenju.
But when he walked through the medical hall and entered the main hall, he saw an old man sitting at the head of the hall, and the little raccoon girl he was thinking of was standing behind the old man.
Di Xin stepped forward and said with a smile, "Grandpa Chen, who are you waiting for?"
"Wait for you!" Chen Xuan said lightly.
Seeing that Chen Xuan dared to speak to his king in such a tone, Fei Zhongli shouted: "Big..."
"My lord!" Di Xin kicked Fei Zhong away, and apologized, "Grandpa Chen, this servant of my family doesn't know how to behave, so please don't take offense."
After entering the hospital that day, Di Xin basically met everyone in the hospital.
The knowledgeable Su Xiaoli, the superb medical skills Hu Ximei, the nagging Wang Xiaoxian, the dull Yang Dalang, and the butler-like Mr. Yang.
Di Xin considers himself the king of the contemporary Shang Dynasty, well-informed and well-informed, but he can't see through even one person among them.
And the most difficult thing for him to see through was the old man surnamed Chen in front of him.
"I don't know why Grandpa Chen is looking for me." Di Xin turned serious.
"If I told you that there are only 28 short years left in Shang's luck, how would you feel?" Chen Xuan asked.
"28?" Di Xin was slightly surprised, and then said: "Our Shang Dynasty has gone through nearly 28 years, and it has developed to this day. It is prosperous and prosperous, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. Why is there only [-] years of national fortune?"
"Because the fairy god in the sky wants to attack the merchants, don't you think it's strange why Yuan Futong and those little princes in Beihai suddenly turned against the merchants? This is the harbinger of chaos." Chen Xuan laughed.
Di Xin's eyes showed horror again, and then he clenched his fist unwillingly.
"Do you think it's unfair?" Chen Xuan looked at Di Xin.
"Yes! Our Shang Dynasty has no bad deeds. The people are stable and respect gods and immortals. Why do those gods have any reason to attack merchants?" Di Xin felt a burst of anger.
"I can only tell you that this is a game between immortals and gods. The Shang Dynasty is just a pawn, and the people are also pawns. They only care about their own goals, not the survival of the Shang Dynasty and the people." Chen Xuan laughed again laugh.
"They dare! If they dare to attack merchants, I will defy those gods!" Di Xin said coldly, resolutely.
"It seems that you are a king with a bit of courage. I have a way to solve the crisis of the Shang Dynasty. Are you willing to accept it?" Chen Xuan asked.
"Di Xin is willing." Seeing Chen Xuan calling out his identity, Di Xin was not surprised.
He has already seen that this Grandpa Chen must be a worldly expert.
"Aren't you afraid that I'll deceive you?" Chen Xuan suddenly felt that Di Xin was interesting.
Say reckless!
But his thoughts are very delicate.
This promise is a bit hasty.
"Grandpa Chen's words, I will naturally distinguish the truth from the false." When he said this, Di Xin showed a strong confidence.
Don't look at Di Xin's usual inconspicuousness, but he has a unique personality charm and courage.
Otherwise, Emperor Yi would not entrust the Shang Dynasty to him.
"I have a granddaughter named Hu Ximei. She has practiced medicine hard and is well versed in the properties of herbs. She can cure nearly ninety-nine percent of diseases with her abilities alone. I can send her into business and pass on what I have learned to let her know as much as possible. The common people will no longer be harmed by illnesses." Chen Xuan said.
"What position can you give her?"
"If Miracle Physician Hu really has this ability, I would like to ask her to be in charge of the Palace of Imperial Physicians of the Shang Dynasty, and to rule over all the doctors of the Shang Dynasty." Di Xin's eyes sparkled brightly.
Fei Zhong on the side wanted to talk several times, because he knew very well that although the miracle doctor Hu was indeed skilled in medicine, and even if he was as good as the old man boasted, he still couldn't get rid of the fact that he was a woman.
The Shang Dynasty has developed for nearly 600 years, and the Xia Dynasty has also developed for more than 1000 years. It has never been heard that any woman can enter the court as an official, let alone the first seat of the Imperial Doctor Hall?Maybe there were women who were reused in the past, but that was just a special case.
But seeing Di Xin like this, he really didn't dare to speak.
"I also have a granddaughter and grandson named Wang Xiaoxian and Yang Jiao respectively. They are proficient in strange skills and can use ordinary power to create miracles. If the Shang Dynasty had them, it would be enough to ensure that the people have no worries about food and clothing and a good harvest every year." Chen Xuan said again.
"What position can you give them?"
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