Taoist Temple: I was broadcast live when I preached to animals

But his marriage was a bit rough.

The deputy director has been on blind dates more than a hundred times, and each time they have a good chat, and the woman is also very satisfied with him.

But in the end, all of them became good friends and died without any problems, without exception.

Cheng Fan smiled, it turned out that there was a person hidden deep in the deputy director's heart, and that person was something he could never forget.

Whenever he reaches the last step of a blind date, he will think of the person in his heart, no wonder he will fail.

Cheng Fan shook his head, he had to tie the bell to untie it.

All in all, Cheng Fan's trip was very fruitful, and there was nowhere to find it after breaking through the iron shoes, and it didn't take much effort to get it.

Cheng Fan can be considered to have found this second person with meritorious deeds.

Chapter 107 The soul-stirring picture book, the tiger's strategy

Just as Cheng Fan was thinking about how to bring this matter up to the deputy director and help him make a marriage match.

His hearty laughter came from the ground.

The deputy director came out with five young people and old people.

The eldest, Li Meng, carried the old man on his back steadily, not daring to neglect at all.

"Hahaha! You five brats, follow the Lord and do your best! Don't be lazy, do you hear me?"

The five nodded repeatedly, only the boss, Li Meng, responded, and the other four kept their mouths shut.

"Is there glue on the mouths of the four of you? Give me a squeak!"

The four of them wanted to cry, but they all looked at Cheng Fan, who was standing quietly in the distance.

Cheng Fan's hand was hidden in the Taoist robe, and with a pinch of the magic formula, the restraint on the four people's mouths was instantly lifted.

"Ahhh!"

"Uncle Director!"

"I can talk!"

"It's all to blame..."

The four of them just wanted to say that it was all Cheng Fan's fault, but Cheng Fan gave them a cold look, and instantly felt icy cold all over.

"All, it's all our own stupidity!"

"Ah yes yes yes! We are stupid!"

The four younger brothers wanted to cry but had no tears, the eyes of the immortal master were really scary!

The deputy director didn't think much, and pulled them towards Cheng Fan.

"Come on, let me re-introduce you. This priest is the master of the famous Dishui Temple in Wuzhen Mountain! From now on, obediently listen to the master's words!"

He turned his head and said respectfully to Cheng Fan: "These five bastards are at your disposal, beating and scolding at will! If someone sneaks away, I will catch them back and beat them to death!"

As he spoke, the deputy director gave the five of them a vicious look.

The five remained silent, but they were not in awe of the deputy director, but in awe of Cheng Fan.

What they were thinking in their hearts was: working under Cheng Fan, if he disobeyed, Cheng Fan would beat him to ashes with a palm thunder.

Cheng Fan naturally didn't know what they were thinking, even if he knew, he didn't care, and said indifferently: "You drive the old man to Dishui Temple."

"Xian... Guanzhu, don't you want to go back together?"

Li Meng forcibly swallowed the immortal word, and asked respectfully.

Cheng Fan shook his head slightly, "I will wait for you at Dishui Temple."

Li Meng suddenly remembered that the person in front of him was a fairy, so why would a fairy go back by car with an ordinary person?

That must be soaring through the clouds!No matter how bad it is, Yujian is flying!

Definitely faster than taking a ride with them anyway.

Li Meng nodded with a face of sudden realization, tightened his grip on the old man on his back, and walked away with a group of younger brothers.

In the Law Enforcement Bureau, the deputy director looked at the backs of Li Meng and his party in a daze, and saw Cheng Fan who was standing quietly and smiling, and couldn't help asking: "My lord, is there anything else you need my help with?"

Cheng Fan smiled slightly when he heard the words, and said with a smile: "I just found another person who is destined, let's take a step to talk."

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Dripping view of the backyard.

The big tiger lay down on the grass to rest bored, and the little girl sat next to it and read the picture books in the kindergarten.

Did the tiger tease the little girl with his tail, scratching her itchy flesh, causing waves of geese to cry.

"Oh! Don't make trouble, big tiger, the little girl is reading seriously!"

The little girl was holding the picture book, looking very serious about herself.

Du Hu glanced at her and sneered inwardly.

Ah!

Stupid two-legged cub, still trying to trick a tiger?

I have never been so serious about practicing kung fu on weekdays. Now I am holding a mundane painting book, what kind of pretense is it?

Duo seriously suspected that the little girl was watching some miscellaneous things.

He heard that human beings like to read some weird things, called novels and picture books.

Is that what the little girl is looking at?

no!Those things are said to be able to seduce people's souls and make people addicted to them.

Dahu felt that he had an obligation to protect the little girl from such heresies.

So he increased his strength, and the speed of his tail shaking became faster and faster.

"Don't scratch, Big Tiger, it's tickling me to death, goose goose goose goose!"

The little girl was scratched to the itch and kept laughing.

"Damn tiger! Today I will teach you a good lesson!"

The little girl threw down the drawing book and said fiercely.

Turning over, he threw himself on Dug's body, scratching its soft flesh.

Dumb: "It's so comfortable."

The little girl scratched violently and looked around, only to find that the tiger was lying comfortably on the ground.

Seeing that there was no movement on his body, he quietly opened one eye to check the situation.

"Okay, Tiger! So you feel comfortable when I scratch you like this?"

The little girl put her hands on her hips and said aggressively.

Duhu nodded when he heard the words, he was really very comfortable.

The little girl quit immediately, because she thought she had caught the tiger's weakness!

"Damn big tiger! My daughter is ignoring you! My daughter is going to eat delicious food!"

The little girl kicked her short legs, jumped off the tiger's back lightly, trotted all the way to the table, picked up a pot of nuts and ran to the side of the picture book, and sat on the ground.

The little girl plans to eat nuts while reading a picture book.

Tiger took a look.

no!The twoleg cubs are still attracted by the mysterious picture book!There must be a way to distract her.

The little girl hugged the picture book and grabbed the nut happily.

However, when she reached out to the nut bowl, she touched a big fluffy, fleshy paw.

The little girl froze for a moment.

He looked at the tiger's fluffy paws, and then at the righteous tiger in front of him.

Throwing down the drawing book, two fleshy little hands grasped the tiger's paws, and shook them vigorously, without moving at all...

"Dahu! My daughter wants to eat nuts!"

Dui tilted his head, as if to say, don't give if you don't give.

"Big stinky tiger!"

The little girl hugged Dahu's big head again, and shook it vigorously, as if she wanted to shake Dahu unconscious in this way, so that all the nuts belonged to her.

The big tiger narrowed its eyes, and it stared at the picture book thrown aside by the little girl.

The scheme succeeded!

Our big tiger can also use its brains.

Now it's just a matter of luring the Twoleg cubs away, grabbing the scary book, digging a hole and burying it!

The tiger let go of its claws, revealing the nut bowl.

The little girl was overjoyed when she saw this, thinking that Dumb had given up.

Just as he was about to take the nut bowl away, Dug grabbed the edge of the nut bowl, turned his head and ran away.

"Ah! Stinky Tiger! Return the nuts to Nannie!"

The little girl chased after her anxiously, and the tiger ran straight into the apse, finding a random place to hide the nut bowl.

"Big tiger! Stop and don't run!"

The little girl angrily chased after her into the apse, her chubby face flushed with anger.

The big tiger saw that the little girl had fallen for its plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain, so he jumped from the other side to the backyard and rushed to the little girl's painting book.

Um?A plan to divert the tiger away from the mountain?

Dahu felt that he was getting smarter and smarter.

The little girl walked to the backyard with the nut bowl in her arms, and immediately saw Dahu holding the picture book given out by her kindergarten.

"Oh! Stupid tiger, you can't bite that one!"

The little girl is in a hurry, there is still a story she will tell in the kindergarten tomorrow in this picture book, she still wants to tell the story well, and get a little red flower.

Dahu looked back at the little girl with the drawing book in his mouth, and when he saw her chasing her, he ran away quickly...

Chapter 108 Feng Liang's Dusty Story

Wuzhenshan Law Enforcement Bureau, reception room.

Cheng Fan took a little look at the decoration of the reception room, then sat down at the seat arranged by the deputy director.

"My lord, sit here, the sofa here is comfortable."

The deputy director invited Cheng Fan to take a seat with a smile on his face, and he sat on Cheng Fan's left.

This time, the young law enforcement officer was smart enough to make another pot of good tea, and served two cups of tea at a suitable temperature.

Pass it to Cheng Fan first, and then to his teacher. Obviously, Cheng Fan, an "ordinary Taoist priest", has a higher status in his heart.

Seeing this, the deputy director nodded in satisfaction, waved his hand, and signaled him to leave first.

After the apprentice walked away, the deputy director asked Cheng Fan:

"My Lord, is there anything else you need my help with? Just ask."

Cheng Fan smiled without saying a word, his eyes kept looking up and down each other.

The deputy director was a little nervous. Cheng Fan had always acted indifferent in front of him, and he was an extraordinary person.

But now the immortal master looked at him with burning eyes, and the deputy director felt a little guilty.

Could it be that I accidentally offended the immortal master just now?

It must be because he thought that the immortal master had accepted Li Meng's group of people, and made a lot of mistakes.

Just when he started to think wildly, Cheng Fan said slowly: