Taoist Temple: I was broadcast live when I preached to animals

The temple door was pushed open, and the person who opened it was a seventy-year-old man in Taoist robes.

He was wearing a blue Taoist robe, with hairpins and a crown, and his temples were gray. If you don't look at his face, he looks very fairy-like.

But his frontal face looked like an old man with a scorpion head and a bit of a wicked eye, with a few beards sporadically on his face.

With a mouth open, a few yellow teeth are exposed to the air like this, which can be as irritating as possible.

"In the early morning, I thought it was that stinky girl on the mountain who came to kick the door, but I didn't expect a distinguished guest to come, please come in quickly!"

When the old Taoist saw that it was a pilgrim, a chrysanthemum bloomed on his wrinkled old face.

The pilgrims frowned, their hearts pounding.

This guy doesn't look like a nice guy!

If you go in, you won't be pinched by the old man, right?

Also, who is the stinky girl he said came down from the mountain and kicked the door?

I haven't heard of any other people on the mountain, it seems that there is only one Dishui Temple, the girl's age... It seems that there is only the Mingwu Xiaodao leader in the Dishui Temple!

The little milk baby is the heart of the old pilgrims, where did this old man come from, how dare he call her a stinky girl? !

The pilgrims immediately looked unkind, and looked at the old man with anger.

The old Taoist beckoned unknowingly, "Please come in quickly, my temple of asking the heart is the same as their dripping water temple, answering questions and resolving doubts, seeing a doctor and saving lives. No penny, oh no, not a penny!"

The leading old pilgrim snorted coldly and walked in with arms folded.

Others followed suit.Among them, there are old pilgrims, new pilgrims who are also curious, and tourists who don't know why, thinking that this place is part of the Dishui Temple, and they flock to this small Wenxin Temple.

The inside here is very different from the Dishui Temple. This Wenxin Temple is not big, but it is extraordinarily spacious inside.

There is no clay statue dedicated to the Taoist ancestor of the Sanqing, and there is only a clay statue of a strange old man in the middle, and there are no other statues.

If you take a closer look, you will find that the appearance of this god statue is so similar to this old man with mixed hair.

No need to ask, this is sent by the Ministry of Plague... No, it is the new mountain god who denigrates the lower realms.

The old Taoist attracted everyone to watch, and said cheerfully:

"Dear guests, welcome to the small temple. The mountain gods of this mountain are enshrined in the small temple. If you have any questions or doubts, you can ask me."

"If you offer incense to the mountain god on weekdays, the mountain god will respond to your inner prayers. There is no need for incense, just one stick of incense per day."

After listening to the old Taoist's words, the pilgrims nodded noncommittally.

Many people inside just came to see if this place is part of the Dishui Temple. They didn't mean to worship this so-called mountain god at all. They looked at him coldly and said:

"Old Taoist, you said this is a mountain god? Then let me ask you, why does this mountain god look so wretched?"

Chapter 529

Wretched...wretched?

The old man's nose is almost crooked!

His face was very ugly, but he managed to squeeze out a smile.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, there is no one to replace you when you get sick. He is a pilgrim, and he will be a believer in the god in the future. If you forgive him this time, he will be grateful to Dade for the rest of his life..."

After some extremely fast self-comfort, the old man forced a smile and said:

"Where did the believers say, how can you talk about the appearance of the mountain god? That is the mountain god who protects one side, hahaha..."

He laughed dryly, but found that all the pilgrims didn't buy it, and many people were watching his excitement with their arms folded.

"It's not angry, it's just a group of ignorant ordinary people. This is all the sin of the Dishui Temple. You can't get angry with them."

The leading pilgrim laughed and said:

"In this kind of small temple, gods come out of nowhere, and they say they can protect people? If you want to protect one side, it has to be a tiger from the Dishui Temple!"

"The tiger roared, and the ghosts and goblins walked around in disorder. In my opinion, your so-called mountain god is not a serious mountain god!"

The old man was so angry that his few beards were raised.

"you you you!"

Well, you are a dripping view. Usually, when that brat kicks my door, your pilgrims also come to smash my place. I have written down this old account. Sooner or later, new and old grudges will be settled with you!

"I, me, me, what me? If this is a serious mountain god, the plaque of the temple will not use the mountain god temple, but someone else's Wenxin Temple?"

"Isn't it because there are so many pilgrims watching people dripping water, and want to get a piece of the pie? Pooh! You're dreaming!"

The old Daoist was stunned, he was sprayed with saliva all over the face by a mortal.

But the other party is just a mortal, he can't fight back yet!

"Absolutely not!"

The old Taoist snorted, and it took him a long time to hold back such a sentence.

"The Dripping Water Temple is just for fame and fame. How can they have any real skills? Believe me, I can help you solve any problems you encounter!"

"If I can't do it, I will go out of business behind closed doors and go as far as I can!"

In front of everyone, the old Taoist swore with a sullen face.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, they didn't expect that the old man was so thin-skinned, he had already stolen the name of Wen Xinlu from others, and he was still talking big.Don't be ashamed!

The leading pilgrim showed a trace of disdain, and sneered: "Okay, I do have some problems and I am going to ask the audience on the mountain for help. If you can solve it, then I will take back what I just said and apologize to you."

"Not to me, but to the mountain god!"

The old man said with a dark face, and emphasized it a bit.

"Believers, please sit down and tell me what problems you have encountered?"

The old Taoist led the pilgrim to sit down and asked slowly.

Everyone also became interested and looked at them curiously to see how the old man solved the problem of the pilgrims.

"Is there any way for me to quickly lose forty pounds in three days?"

The pilgrim's eyes showed disdain, and he secretly thought that this is a problem that even the temple master can't solve.

The old man looked at him with a dark face, dragged his chin with one hand, and said thoughtfully: "Well, there are still some."

The pilgrim was taken aback when he heard the words, with a hint of unexpected joy on his face.

The other pilgrims who joined in the fun also showed a trace of surprise, losing forty catties in three days, how is this possible?

Could this old man really have a way?

"Huh? Really? Tell me!"

A sneer appeared on the corner of the old Taoist mouth: "Amputation is enough."

"Oh no, forget it."

The pilgrim's face darkened, and he got up and was about to leave.

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to amputate, I still have a bottle of weight loss medicine here!"

The old Taoist grinned and took out a porcelain bottle.

"Huh? Didn't you say something like this earlier?"

The pilgrim's eyes lit up, and he immediately reached out to grab it, opened the porcelain bottle, and immediately released a strong stench.

"It stinks!"

"Of course! This is my secret recipe for weight loss! It's guaranteed to make you lose forty pounds quickly. It's just..."

"Can you really lose forty catties? Then what are you waiting for!"

Where did the pilgrim care about Sanqi 21, he opened his mouth and swallowed it!

There was a sneer at the corner of the old man's mouth: "Why are you in a hurry? We haven't finished talking yet, and it's not that the old man won't give you this weight-loss elixir."

"It's okay, go ahead. Anyway, I've already eaten. If you can't lose forty catties within three days, you're dead!"

Pilgrim waved his hand and said proudly.

Xindao: It's just a food poisoning, in short, you don't want to open this temple!

The old Taoist shook his head, showing a pitiful expression and said:

"This pill can indeed make you lose forty catties in three days, but it also has extremely strong side effects, which the old man has not had time to explain."

"Side effects? What side effects?"

Pilgrim rubbed his stomach with his hand, feeling a little bad.

Thinking of the stench of Danwan, he felt a thump in his heart.

"During these three days, you will suffer from seven to seven 49 diseases, and life is worse than death. Not to mention eating, you can't even sleep."

"Don't look at you weighing more than two hundred catties now, in three days you will become scrawny, like a dead person."

Hearing the old man's words, everyone was in an uproar.

Where is this weight loss panacea?

This is simply a murderous "weight loss medicine"!

Three days will make a person who weighs more than 200 kilograms become skinny. I am afraid that after three days, even the person with the box will be less than five kilograms!

A trace of indescribable pride flashed in the old man's eyes.

He chuckled lightly and said, "You beg the old man now, and the old man will give you the antidote."

"I don't believe it!"

The pilgrim said stiffly.

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a cramping pain in his lower abdomen, which caused his face to change drastically.

"This, how is this possible? You gave me poison?!"

The old Taoist showed compassion, "Why did I give you food? You obviously snatched it yourself, but don't worry, as long as you convert to the mountain god, you will be safe and sound."

"You poisonous way! I must expose you! You want my life!"

The pilgrim stood up with difficulty, stepped back three steps, and said in surprise and anger.

The old man pretended to shake his head helplessly.

Everyone showed horror in their eyes, and immediately turned and fled.

The old Taoist didn't stop him, anyone who entered this room would come back with Guaiguai sooner or later and become his believers.

Originally, he wanted to communicate with these people with good words, gradually turn them into his followers, and relieved the plague when he left.

Who knows that this group of people is so good or bad, it depends on the old joke.

snort!It seems that the old man is still too soft-hearted.

To deal with this group of foolish people who have been brainwashed by the evil way of Dishui Temple, we have to use a more direct method!

A group of pilgrims fled this "Temple of Asking Hearts" one after another, and the pilgrim who took the poison pill was directly kicked out by the friend who came with him.

When a friend asked him how he was feeling, he was sweating profusely and said in shortness of breath:

"Quick, go to Dishuiguan!"

Chapter 530 Vicious Poison!hang a card to avoid customers

"Quick, quick, quick! Find the temple master!"

A group of people carried the pilgrims, who were foaming at the mouth and twitching in their hands and feet, into the subject, panting and authentic.

Subjectively, Xie Pangpang, who was copying the scriptures, changed his face slightly, and hurriedly got up to greet him, laid the man flat, and took a futon as a pad behind his head.

"Hold on, I'll go find Master right now."

Xie Pangpang gave a word of relief, and was about to get up and go to the backyard to find Master, when he heard Cheng Fan's clear voice behind him.

"No need, everyone, please go to the side and wait."

Xie Pangpang hurriedly greeted him and stepped aside.

Everyone raised their eyes to see that Cheng Fan was coming, and they all pushed away to make room.