Taoist Temple: I was broadcast live when I preached to animals

"Huh? You must have heard of the underworld and the eighteen levels of hell, right?"

Chapter 399 Ghost-catching plastic wrap, ghost-killing chocolate

This time Xiao Xia nodded without hesitation. She may not know anything else, but anyone who has read "Journey to the West" should know about the Underworld and the Eighteenth Hell.

"Yin Division can be understood as the underworld, the judiciary of Fengdu City, Fengdu City, that is, the underworld. The Yin Division inside will judge those who have committed heinous crimes in the Yang world. Like a nanny, walk in the [-]th floor of hell That is inevitable, it is ten thousand times crueler and more terrifying than being tortured at the hands of that child!"

Seeing Xiaoxia's surprised expression, Cheng Fan nodded in satisfaction and continued:

"Anyone, no matter how well they cover up in the world, no one knows their sins. But in the underworld, all cover-ups will be gone, and they will appear naked before the eyes of Lord Hades."

After listening to Cheng Fan's words, Xiao Xia breathed a sigh of relief.

It turns out that the underworld has such a powerful judicial institution, and there are eighteen levels of hell!

If this is the case, it would be great if the nanny could be sent to the [-]th floor of hell, let the child get rid of his hostility and start a new life.

Cheng Fan smiled slightly, already seeing what she was thinking.

"Don't worry, that child will have a brand new start. The villain will also be punished as he should, and the big stone that has been pressing in your heart can be let go."

Hearing this, a bright smile rose from the corner of Xiao Xia's mouth.

"Monastery Lord, thank you for your enlightenment. Because of my father's sudden death, I chose to follow his path and inherit his legacy."

"I have always wanted to catch the criminals who killed my father with my own hands. But when I saw the criminals again, they were already dead. This left me with nowhere to vent my hatred and kept it in my heart … Now that I know that the wicked will be punished down there, I feel much happier."

Cheng Fan laughed and said, "I have to thank you on behalf of the common people. You didn't tear up other people's umbrellas just because you got wet in the rain."

"I hate it, what are you talking about, my lord?"

Xiao Xia suddenly felt angry and funny, and looked at Cheng Fan dumbfounded.

Seeing that Xiao Xia had completely recovered to her usual state, even more lively than usual, Da Wei secretly gave Cheng Fan a thumbs up.

An expert is an expert, and he has to be the master of the temple!

……

Two hours later.

Dawei, Xiaoxia and the old Taoist sat on the ground, looking at each other nervously.

Xiao Xia said nervously:

"One pair three."

"A pair of two, big you! Do you want it? No, that straight, I only have one card left!"

Excitedly shaking the cards in his hand, he showed off to the old Taoist priest.

"Hmph! Young man, you are really too young! Bomb! Do you want Xiaoxia? Just don't, three belts and one!"

The old Taoist set up a silky little combo, easily taking away Dawei and Xiaoxia.

The two looked at him with some annoyance.

"Master Dao, you are too good at fighting landlords, aren't you? Both of us combined can't beat you. Do you have any secrets?"

The old Taoist shook his fingers, and an inscrutable smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Road to Road, very Avenue."

"Can you say something that we can understand? Also, this 'very good way' doesn't refer to cheating, does it?"

Da Wei immediately complained.

The old Taoist shook his head disdainfully, "You Daoist, I have never bothered to cheat. I will teach you two tricks, two methods, one of which is card counting."

Xiao Xia resolutely denied the first method, and then asked:

"What about the second method?"

"Without him, only hands are familiar."

Dawei curled his lips. The files on his desk are usually piled up like small hills. How can there be any time to get familiar with Doudizhu?

"Forget it, it's just entertainment anyway, it doesn't matter."

"Then do you still fight?"

The old Taoist was a little depressed, he seemed to be beating too hard, and he might have to put a little water.

"Stop fighting, always lose, boring!"

Da Wei turned his head and looked elsewhere.

The old Taoist shook his head speechlessly, "Then do you have any other choice? Wouldn't it be more boring to watch that little guy torture people?"

Dawei twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard this, sat up straight and said, "That's true. I never thought that watching ghosts torture ghosts would be so boring."

On the sofa, the ghost baby was always lying on the nanny's shoulders, pressing on the nanny's cervical spine, and a pair of small hands kept pressing down, making the nanny's head bend all the time.

This pressure lasted for two hours.

If you don't look at their eerie expressions, but just look at their movements, it looks like a child massaging their parents.

At first, Dawei and the others watched the ghost baby torture the nanny with great interest, venting their grievances.

But the little guy tossed and turned only this way, didn't even change a little bit, so Dawei was about to doze off.

If the old Taoist hadn't taken out a pack of playing cards from the Taoist bag, the three of them would have been bored to death.

Xiao Xia smiled helplessly, and turned to look at Cheng Fan.

Cheng Fan and Xu Huan had already entered the sedation state. Since they had to wait, they might as well hurry up and practice. Unfortunately, the aura here is thin and the progress is relatively slow.

Dawei couldn't help asking:

"Master Dao, how long do we have to wait for him to dispel his grievances?"

Cheng Fan didn't open his eyes, and said calmly:

"I don't know, how can Li Gui's resentment be eliminated so easily, where is it going?"

"Then do we have to wait like this forever? It's almost three o'clock now, and I'm almost sleepy. It's rare that I don't have to be on the night shift~~~"

"Cut! The ghost screams louder than anyone else when playing cards."

The old Taoist immediately exposed Da Wei's behavior of pretending to be sleepy.

Xiao Xia couldn't sit still anymore, she wasn't very good at playing poker, and losing all the time made her feel a little uncomfortable.

So she also asked: "My Lord, is there any other way to end all this quickly?"

"Well, there is. Why, you are no longer obsessed with asking me to stop the child?"

"No, no, no."

Xiao Xia shook her head again and again.

"Since the nanny will be punished more severely and cruelly in the underworld, it is better to let the child calm down and reincarnate earlier."

Cheng Fan smiled lightly and said, "Alright then, let's catch this little guy first."

"Huh? Ghost hunting?"

When he heard that he was going to hunt ghosts, Dawei stopped pretending to be sleepy and stood up energetically.

"Hey! Wait for me, I made preparations when I came."

Xiao Xia looked back at Da Wei with a dazed expression.

I saw Dawei holding a piece of chocolate in his mouth and holding a piece of plastic wrap in his hands, looking eager to try.

"What the hell are you doing? Don't make trouble for the temple master!"

"Cut! What do you know? Have you ever heard of plastic wrap for catching ghosts and chocolate for hunting ghosts?"

"The cling film contains a kind of nitric acid sulfur oxide, which can wrap the energy molecules of ghosts. The chocolate contains a lot of milk, and ghosts are most afraid of cows. Audience, watch my performance next!"

Chapter 400 Restore Your Rebellious Look

Dawei showed his big white teeth and shook his head confidently.

It's a pity that her hair was too short, and she didn't show any chic temperament. Instead, Xiao Xia felt very greasy and looked away speechlessly.

The corner of Cheng Fan's mouth twitched, this scene was really unbearable.

But seeing his positive appearance, Cheng Fan did not dispel his enthusiasm, and said with great interest:

"Since Dawei is so active, let you try it, and I will create opportunities for you."

"Great! Thank you, Lord!"

Dawei was ecstatic when he heard the words, the host actually gave him a chance to express himself.

This has to be grasped carefully, whether it can make Xiao Xia look at her differently, it depends on this time!

Cheng Fan pointed out a golden light with his index finger, and quickly flew towards the nanny, turning into a brilliant golden circle to surround the two of them.

The ghost baby didn't care at all, and was still torturing the nanny under him.

"Monastery Lord, this child doesn't seem to be afraid of you?"

Dawei said with a grin.

Cheng Fan said speechlessly: "He's just a baby, he had only a dim sense of consciousness before he died, and now he only has the thought of revenge in his mind, how can he know what jealousy and fear are?"

Xiao Xia kicked him from behind, "What are you dawdling about? Do you still want to make a move?"

"Yes, yes! There are many bad guys caught, this is really the first time to catch ghosts, why don't I think about it a little bit?"

Da Wei pressed his legs pretendingly, moved his wrists and ankles, and then he held up the plastic wrap and was about to rush up.

"Wait a minute! Sigh~! The chocolate melted in my mouth, I'll change it!"

The old Taoist waited for a long time and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"This time for real! Watch me catch ghosts with plastic wrap!"

As soon as the words fell, Da Wei rushed forward with a stride, and the plastic wrap went straight towards the ghost baby.

Pfft!

Dawei fell on his back.

The ghost baby and the nanny slowly turned their heads and looked at him blankly.

It seems to be wondering why a person suddenly appeared?

"Fuck! It hurts so much! My waist is about to break! Why is it so useless!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Let you show off! Are you suffering now?"

"Don't do porcelain work without diamonds, and don't wear short skirts without golden cudgels!"

Xiaoxia and Xu Huanxi blossomed and laughed loudly.

The old Taoist even made one jingle after another, and those who didn't know thought he was going to take the postgraduate entrance examination!

Cheng Fan suppressed a smile and shot out a burst of mana.

The golden halo on the soles of the nanny's feet shrank suddenly, bound the resentful ghost baby, and took the little guy into the palm of his hand with the nanny's thankful expression.

The little guy howled in dissatisfaction, yelling at Cheng Fan with all his teeth and claws.

Cheng Fan smiled and shook his head, this is the real "newborn calves are not afraid of tigers."

The nanny's ghost saw that it was empty, and it didn't want the rest of the first seven days. It was about to slip away in a flash, and the little guy was so angry that he yelled.

At the moment when the nanny's ghost disappeared, a golden light suddenly caught up and attached to her soul body.

Inside is a message from Cheng Fan to the people in the Yin Division. Any ghost messenger will report it after seeing it. Yan Jun will definitely "treat" this woman well.

Inside the house, the old Taoist was so quarreled that he picked the earwax with his little finger and flicked it at the little guy.

The little guy was stunned for a moment, he seemed to think it was quite fun to do this, and picked his ears like a model, but he couldn't touch anything, and looked at the old Taoist with a small face angrily.

"Stop howling, it's just your little trick, it's like scraping, if you don't know it, you might think you're putting it here to give people a massage!"

The little guy obviously couldn't understand what the old Taoist said, but the disdainful tone was vividly expressed, which immediately caused the little guy to glare at him, trying to condense the black mist, and instinctively used Yin Qi to attack the old Taoist.