Taoist Temple: I was broadcast live when I preached to animals

The master is the Jindan Daoist.

Isn't it just to renovate the Taoist temple?

Sprinkle water!

"Master Master!"

The little girl was about to jump up excitedly.

"Our house has gotten bigger, so much bigger! The pond and vegetable garden have grown bigger!"

"Eh? That's right, and the aura is more abundant." Xu Huan said belatedly.

"Sister Huanhuan, there are a lot of small animals in the vegetable garden just now, and my daughter is worried that they will steal them, so go and have a look."

Xu Huan nodded repeatedly when he heard the words, and scratched the little girl's nose.

"Sister Huanhuan is going now, and by the way, make breakfast for our daughter."

After finishing speaking, Xu Huan hurried to the backyard.

Cheng Fan knelt down and pinched the tip of the little girl's nose.

He smiled and said, "Little clever ghost, did you send your sister Huanhuan away because you wanted to whisper something to Master?"

The little girl smiled and stuck out her tongue playfully.

Shaking Cheng Fan's arm vigorously, Jiaohan said:

"Master, the homework assigned by Teacher Duo Duo in the kindergarten has to be done with parents. My daughter only has Master, so come and do it with her."

Hearing this, although the expression on Xiaonannan's face remained the same, Cheng Fan was stabbed in the heart.

In the kindergarten, when the teacher and other children asked about the parents of the little girl, how embarrassed should the little girl be?

Maybe there will be annoying bear children who will use this excuse to make the little girl cry.

Thinking of this, Cheng Fan's expression darkened slightly.

Shen Sheng asked: "Ninny, in the kindergarten, did you discuss your parents with other children? What did you say?"

The little girl said without hesitation: "Of course it means Master and Sister Huanhuan. In the past, Master took care of me, and now Sister Huanhuan takes care of me. You are my parents!"

The little girl's smile was very bright, revealing two cute little canine teeth.

Cheng Fan was slightly shocked, feeling numb in his heart.

"Master, hurry up and help Nannan with her homework. Today Nannan invited sister Yaoyao to go to the back mountain to play together!"

"Okay, let's solve these problems for the teacher!"

Chapter 278 Spring is Here, Master Turns Green

"Baby, are you ready?"

The little girl gave a vigorous "hmm" and spread out her textbook.

Cheng Fan skimmed through it in a hurry. The textbooks were all very simple math, Chinese and general knowledge questions.

So she said in a gentle voice: "My daughter will do the math problems first, and the master will check for you after finishing. Then let's do the dictation and recitation of Chinese, okay?"

The little girl nodded obediently, her ponytails swayed up and down, she was extremely cute.

Cheng Fan rested his chin on one hand and watched the little girl doing her homework with a smile on her face.

The first three questions are simple arithmetic operations, and only addition and subtraction.

The little girl quickly finished and gave Cheng Fan a push.

"Master, my daughter is done!"

The little girl raised her head, as if begging for praise and praise.

Cheng Fan smiled and patted the back of the little girl's head.

"Let Master take a look at the results of our daughter's study in kindergarten."

As he spoke, Cheng Fan looked at the little girl's textbook.

With just one glance, Cheng Fan was stunned.

"Ninny, did you write it wrong? How much is six plus two?"

"Equal to four!"

The little girl blinked Kazilan's big eyes, and her long black eyelashes flickered.

Cheng Fan was speechless for a moment.

"No, how can six plus two equal four?"

Seeing Cheng Fan's suspicious eyes, the little girl spread her little hand.

"Yeah" with one hand, and the microphone of a landline phone with the other hand, making two and six gestures.

Then he counted the exposed fingers on his hand and said:

"One, two, three, four... Master, look, 'six' plus 'two' equals four?"

"Huh? That's okay too?"

Cheng Fan was dumbfounded, and said speechlessly, "Ninny, was your math taught by your physical education teacher?"

The little girl looked at Cheng Fan in surprise, "Master, how do you know?"

"what?"

"Ms. Duo Duo is sick, now Mrs. An An, who teaches physical education, is in charge of teaching us mathematics."

Cheng Fan suddenly couldn't laugh or cry, and covered his face helplessly.

Then re-teach the little girl arithmetic again.

The little girl suddenly realized: "Oh! Teacher Duo Duo mentioned it in class, but I accidentally forgot it."

As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue in embarrassment, and looked at Cheng Fan in embarrassment.

Cheng Fan shook his head and said with a smile, "It's okay, let's look at the next question. A family of three needs to use six chopsticks. Why did you write four chopsticks?"

The little girl scratched her head and said innocently: "Master, because I always eat with a spoon!"

The corner of Cheng Fan's mouth twitched.

There's nothing wrong with it, the little girl really only uses a spoon to eat.

"This one, fifteen minus eight, why didn't you figure it out?"

The little girl shook her head, "I don't know how to count."

Cheng Fan had no choice but to find a piece of white paper and formulate the calculations.

"Look, baby, subtract eight from fifteen, and you can't subtract eight from five, so borrow one..."

"But Master, what if it refuses to borrow it?"

The corner of Cheng Fan's mouth twitched violently, his face trembling slightly.

"It doesn't borrow, it doesn't borrow..."

Does it dare to borrow?

For the teacher, a palm thunder blasted it!

Cheng Fan moved away the math textbook tiredly and took out the Chinese textbook.

"Ninny, let's do Chinese first. Math first."

Cheng Fan squeezed out a smile and said with difficulty.

I thought to myself: There will be no troubles in Chinese, right?

The dictation went on smoothly.

The little girl can even know the rare characters in the Taoist scriptures, so the simplified Chinese characters can't trouble her.

In addition, the little girl has a high level of cultivation and a high level of comprehension. She has to recite Taoist scriptures and exercises since she was a child, and it is not difficult for her to recite.

Cheng Fan nodded in satisfaction.

Sure enough, there was no problem with the little girl's language.

Until this sentence question...

Cheng Fan's mouth was almost crooked from anger.

Pointing to that sentence, he asked, "What do you mean 'spring is here, Master is green'?!"

The little girl chuckled, "Master, you usually only wear white and black Taoist robes, but you wear green Taoist robes in spring, isn't that green?"

Looking at the little girl's smirking face, Cheng Fan's eyelids trembled and he suppressed his breath.

Tong Yan Wuji, not angry, not angry.

Taking a deep breath, he said, "Master is wearing a blue Taoist robe, which is sky blue. Look, does that Taoist robe look like the blue color at dawn?"

"Eh? Yes."

The little girl looked at the sky outside the main hall, and the sky showed a nice blue color.

Cheng Fan sighed and said, "Hey, let's look at the common sense questions..."

"A key that is five meters long? A washing machine that is one centimeter high? A pencil that is 15 meters long?!"

Cheng Fan's voice rose.

"Uh... there seems to be something wrong."

The little girl said shyly.

Cheng Fan frowned, and said speechlessly: "Do you believe it or not, take out a 40-meter machete for the teacher?"

The little girl pouted, "Master, your 40-meter-long machete is just used to sharpen my 15-meter-long pencil."

hiss--!

Cheng Fan's blood surged.

Just as he was about to say something, Xu Huan's voice suddenly came from the backyard.

"Master, baby girl, let's have breakfast!"

Seeing that Cheng Fan's face turned dark, the little girl quickly pushed away the textbook, taking the opportunity to escape.

"Sister Huanhuan, my daughter misses your food!"

"Eh? Don't you eat it every day?"

"Oh, my daughter just wants to."

Cheng Fan: "..."

Don't get angry, there is no one to replace you when you get sick.

Not worth it, not worth it.

However, it seems that I have to catch up on the little girl's homework in the future.

No, let Mingzhen keep an eye on it.

Shaking his head, Cheng Fan also walked towards the backyard.

Walking into the courtyard gate, I saw Xiaonuan and Tu Shanyaoyao sitting together whispering, Ren Le and Xu Huan had a very happy conversation.

Duhu also hugged his rice bowl and ate well.

Seeing Cheng Fan coming in, Dui immediately put down his rice bowl and rushed over excitedly.

"Roar!"

Cheng Fan embraced him.

He patted Dahu's furry back and asked with a smile, "What's the matter, Dahu? Why are you so enthusiastic today?"

Another growl was heard.

Then Dui released his mana, showing the aura of nine levels of Qi training.