"Gu Xiao, you have a lot of people and you want to bully others. We can't do anything about you. I want to bet you!"
Gu Xiao raised his eyebrows.
Ye Changtian said: "If I win, you will cancel the engagement with Miss Su, and you will not pursue any betrothal gifts, and you will not embarrass Miss Su and her family anymore!"
Gu Xiao, "..."
A chance to press the halo at your door
"Okay, but what if you lose?"
Ye Changtian remained silent for a while, and Gu Xiao said, "You can't just say you lose, so do I need to bet with you?"
He bets with others, but only wants others to lose, and he doesn't want to lose anything at all. He is a legendary egoist.
Gu Xiao raised his hand, pointing at the big wolfdog in the yard that guards the house.
"See that watchdog?"
Chapter 63 Traveling Through the Tang Dynasty: Make a Bet, You Eat Papa
Gu Xiao smiled and said, "If you lose, you will eat its excrement in front of the people of Chang'an City."
Ye Changtian's face turned green immediately.
But thinking that he has a system, he suddenly has absolute certainty, no matter what bet he will win.
"it is good."
Gu Xiao asked: "Do you want to compete in literature or martial arts?"
"What's more interesting than these?"
Ye Changtian rolled his eyes, "Let's do something interesting. For example, let's ask each other ten questions for each other to answer. Each question has a set time for answering. Whoever fails to answer the most questions will lose. How about it?"
Gu Xiao nodded, and Ye Changtian said again: "It is inevitable that some people will renege on their debts, so let's go to the gate and let the passing people testify."
Gu Xiao continued to nod.
Seeing how confident he was, Ye Changtian sneered inwardly.
He didn't believe that Gu Xiao, an ancient man, could answer the questions he asked.
When the time comes, Gu Xiao will lose face in front of the people in Chang'an City, let's see if he dares to forcefully marry a good girl from another family.
So, the two of them arrived in front of Gu's mansion, and many people from Chang'an City also came to watch the fun.
Ye Changtian confidently asked Gu Xiao a question.
"There are several chickens and rabbits in the same cage. Counting from the top, there are 35 heads, and counting from the bottom, there are 94 feet. How many chickens and rabbits are there in each cage?"
Just take out such a simple chicken and rabbit cage problem?
And the questions that were answered hundreds of years ago, I can't solve them. Haven't I read the answers in books?
Can't Ye Changtian learn about history first?
Gu Xiao gave the answer directly.
The confident Ye Changtian was suffocated, but Gu Xiao ignored him and started to ask his first question.
He knew where Ye Changtian's level was, so he asked the system to block Ye Changtian's system again, and set the question.
After the question was finished, Ye Changtian couldn't see the answer given by the system for a long time, and started to break out in a cold sweat.
"System! System!"
The system did not respond.
Time passed quickly, Gu Xiao smiled, "It's your turn to ask the second question."
The system disappeared, and Ye Changtian couldn't think of any difficult questions.
Finally, after much deliberation, I only came up with a Pythagorean theorem.
Gu Xiao said, "Can't you be in trouble? Who are you looking down on?"
Ye Changtian, "..."
After Gu Xiao gave the answer speechlessly, he also asked the question.
Moreover, his questions are very simple, even some ordinary people present can answer them.
And these simple questions, Ye Changtian, who has always called himself a great genius and Mohist giant, couldn't answer any of them.
Ye Changtian's image in the eyes of many people has already started to crumble.
In the end, no matter how tricky questions Ye Changtian racked his brain, Gu Xiao answered them all.
As for Gu Xiao's questions, Ye Changtian didn't answer any of them.
completely annihilated.
Rubbish without a system is just such rubbish.
"Come here, bring up Ah Huang's excrement, the man from Yongji County needs to eat it."
Gu Xiao intentionally bit the word "food" like shit, which immediately gave the onlookers a sense of imagery.
After a while, the servant brought over a bucket full of shit.
Professional halo artifact, dog shit, you deserve it!
Ye Changtian looked at the bucket of cakes, his face turned yellow and yellow.
The devil!
Really let him eat?
And come here with such a big bucket! ?
Not to mention that Ye Changtian couldn't afford to lose face in front of so many people.
Even if it's just him and Gu Xiao in private, he will never eat shit!
He was already making excuses, trying to fool him quietly.
If you can't get over it, you plan to slip away.
After Gu Xiao gave an order, the guard immediately stepped forward and held Ye Changtian down.
"Let him eat it for me, and eat it all without a single bite left!"
The eyes of the onlookers eating melons began to glow green.
They have grown so big, they have never seen anyone really eat dog poop.
Ye Changtian kept struggling.
"Gu Xiao! I advise you not to do things too badly, or you will regret it in the future!"
Gu Xiao touched the jade wrench and smiled, "There will definitely not be a day when I regret it."
In all fairness, if he loses today, with Ye Changtian's peeing nature, he will definitely go too far.
Seeing Ye Changtian's head being pressed hard into the bucket of dog poop, Yan Hongyu rushed over and shouted:
"Gu Xiao, you are too deceitful!"
She rushed over, furiously swung Gu Xiao with the whip again.
As a result, Gu Xiao conveniently pulled out the sword in the guard's hand and threw it over, smashing the direction of the whip in a daze.
So Yan Hongyu swept the bucket of dog shit with a whip, threw a lump of dog shit out, and smashed it into Ye Changtian's mouth accurately.
At the same time, her whip was thrown into Ye Changtian's mouth.
She was stunned, subconsciously trying to pull out the whip, and the whip slipped around Ye Changtian's mouth in a daze.
It was equivalent to Ye Changtian's mouth licking the dog shit on the whip again, not to mention, his mouth was swollen from the whip.
Ye Changtian screamed, the guards were so disgusted that they almost felt sick, but they didn't dare to let go of Ye Changtian.
The onlookers were dumbfounded, and subconsciously took several steps back.
Yan Hongyu and Su Yun'er were even more stunned. They never expected that Ye Changtian, who was so powerful in their eyes, would one day be so embarrassed and...disgusting...
Yan Hongyu even jumped several steps away at once.
"Brother Changtian, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you! I wanted to hit that bastard!"
She wanted to get close to Ye Changtian, but seeing the lump of shit wrapped in that swollen mouth was so disgusting that she couldn't convince herself to ignore Ye Changtian's image at the moment and approach him.
She looked at Gu Xiao angrily, "It's all you, you bastard..."
She continued to swing Gu Xiao with the whip.
Just kidding, there is still shit on the whip, how could Gu Xiao let her swing it over.
Therefore, he drew another sword and hit it, and the hilt hit Yan Hongyu's hand directly.
Yan Hongyu's strength was suddenly missed, and the whip turned over and wrapped around her own neck at last, and threw the shit all over her face.
Yan Hongyu instantly turned into a screaming groundhog, "Ahhhh!"
She broke down and screamed ah ah ah.
Gu Xiao continued to ruthlessly ask the guards to push Ye Changtian's head into the barrel.
Anyway, his mind is full of shit, so let him pretend more.
Watching the people, "..."
It is estimated that they will never forget this scene.
From now on, when seeing Ye Changtian or hearing Ye Changtian's name, this scene will always be the first thing that flashes through his mind.
Su Yun'er said, "Gu Xiao, you actually bet on me? Do you have any respect for me?"
Gu Xiao, "...?"
Didn't the bet come from Ye Changtian?
Don't you also acquiesce yourself?Say you don't respect me if you lose?
The housekeeper couldn't help but sighed, and said to Su Yun'er, "Miss Su, why don't you like my Patriarch?"
Chapter 64 Traveling Through the Tang Dynasty: Caught the Assassin
Su Yun'er said angrily: "Even if your Patriarch is the only man left in the whole world, I won't like your Patriarch!"
Gu Xiao, "I'm the only man left in the whole world, so I can't pick a good one and you have to make me feel poor?"
Su Yuner, "..."
housekeeper,"……"
Gu Xiao, "Housekeeper, don't say such things in the future, Miss Su likes men who eat shit, and I don't eat shit."
Then she said to Su Yun'er: "Miss Su, remember to prepare all the things in the brochure. I will send someone to Su's house to pick them up in a few days."
Su Yun'er, "Don't you just don't want to cancel the engagement with me? Just do it!"
She was about to leave after speaking, but Gu Xiao directly grabbed her neck.
"Now it's me who wants to cancel the engagement, not you. I'll give you seven days to return all my Gu family's belongings, or don't blame me for going to the Yamen."
For other things, the Su family can use them as soon as they can, and the Gu family can only suffer from this.
But the dowry has been registered by the relevant department. If the marriage contract is cancelled, if you don't want to repay the dowry, you can directly report to the Yamen, and the Su family will go to jail.
After Gu Xiao finished speaking, he threw Su Yun'er away like throwing trash.
Su Yun'er fell to the ground, blushing.
In the past, Gu Xiao was very considerate to her, knew how to protect her face, thought of her, and never said a word to embarrass her.
This often makes her very proud.
No matter how high and powerful this man is, if he is not a submissive under his pomegranate skirt, what is the difference between him and other men who admire her?
But now, Su Yun'er couldn't accept that the man who used to flock to her suddenly became so ruthless.
As for Ye Changtian over there, his whole head has been wrapped in papa.
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