I, the villain of destiny, become invincible starting from crushing the hero

I, the villain of destiny, become invincible starting from crushing the hero Author: Ou Onion

Introduction:

In every male video novel, there is a Long Aotian who slaps his face by pretending to be coercive, and a group of cannon fodders forcibly degraded by Long Aotian's halo.

Gu Xiao's task is to be a chivalrous man in these online novels, to improve the IQ of all the people on the plane, and to rub the male lead's dog's head madly.

In the son-in-law article, he is the younger brother who loyally cooperates with the male lead to pretend to be aggressive, and is even slapped on the head by the male lead with Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf;

In Shen Haowen, he is the rich second generation whose whole family was shoveled by the hero;

In historical texts, he was a generation of literary giants who should have left a name in history, but was accepted as a younger brother by the male protagonist who passed through later generations, and lived an ordinary life;

In the God of War novel, he is the cannon fodder who let the hero's daughter sleep in the kennel at the beginning

Chapter 1 God of War Son-in-Law: Found Shuai Long

On a hot summer day, a decoration worker was throwing out garbage.

A young man stepped forward suddenly, "Brother, brother! Don't throw this bucket, give it to me."

The decorator asked, "What are you doing with this paint bucket?"

The young man said: "Today is my father-in-law's birthday. Everyone gives money and valuables. I just want to make a pot of chicken soup for my father-in-law so that he can take good care of himself. This bucket can be used to hold the chicken soup."

The decorator reminded, "This is a paint bucket."

Young man, "It's okay, just wash up."

Black question marks all over the face of the decorator.

Sao Nian, does your father-in-law have any grudge against you?

Perhaps the young man was illiterate?Don't know paint buckets are poisonous?

So the decorator tried to explain clearly to the young man, but the young man insisted that it was enough to wash it, and he would definitely clean it from the inside out.

Decorator, "..."

Seeing that the decorator had left, Gu Xiao came out from behind the tree.

"Long Shuai!"

When the young man saw Gu Xiao, his expression turned cold.

"Five years have passed, why are you still looking for me?"

Gu Xiao cupped his hands, "My subordinates respectfully invite Commander Long to return to the Hidden Dragon Army, and lead us to fight against the younger generation of Er Country, Xiong Country, and Mo Country, so as to keep Long Country safe!"

The young man put his hands behind his back and said, "Gu Xiao listens to the order, the Hidden Dragon Army is disbanded, and don't come to me again from now on!"

The corner of Gu Xiao's mouth twitched.

Brother, is your brain trapped by the door?

A country's army defending the country, you say disband?

Is it you who can dissolve?Can it be dissolved?

But Gu Xiao resisted the urge to beat the mentally retarded in front of him, and lowered his head without saying a word.

The young man said: "I'm married. I used to fight everywhere and protect the whole country. Now I just want to protect my wife. I hope you will not disturb my peaceful life from now on. Well, I want to go home Father-in-law is cooking chicken soup, don't follow me."

He walked away with his hands behind his back, exuding an air of bastardism.

Hearing footsteps behind him, he frowned and stopped.

I told you not to follow him anymore!

It is said that he will not return to the Hidden Dragon Army!

Why are you still following him!

Should he work for this country all his life and not be able to disarm and return to the fields to live the life of an ordinary person?

The young man turned around and said angrily, "Get out! Don't follow me anymore, or don't blame me for not thinking about my old relationship!"

After shouting domineeringly, the young man realized that the person standing behind him was not Gu Xiao, but a stranger.

The strange passer-by walked well and was slobbered all over his face, speechless.

"Are you sick?"

Then go.

shouted at a lonely young man, "..."

He thought that Gu Xiao would keep pestering him until he agreed, but he just left?

Is it sincere to ask him to go back?

It's only been five years, have even the former brothers of the Hidden Dragon Army become so hypocritical?

The army of this country is really hopeless, maybe only when he returns can he turn the tide and revive the army.

Can……

Forget it, let's take a look again.

……

After Gu Xiao left, he called the brothers of the Hidden Dragon Army directly.

A group of people came over within a few minutes and got into Gu Xiao's car.

"Brother Xiao, tell me, who are you going to rape?"

Gu Xiao looked at the burly man in black who was eagerly staring at him, and the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely.

"We are soldiers, not bandits who go to rob houses, can you be more decent?"

I made the atmosphere as if I was going to kill someone, because I was afraid that you would not know that you are mentally retarded to set off the protagonist?

Chapter 2 God of War Son-in-Law: Divorce!don't regret it

Several strong men giggled, and instantly switched from the bandit to the second fool mode of the landlord's house.

Gu Xiao took over the documents next to him speechlessly, and each of them lost a copy.

"I've found Long Shuai. This is Long Shuai's information. You all have a look."

The brawny men couldn't wait to take the document, and after reading the content of the document, they were so angry that they slammed the door of the car.

"What? I, the god of war in Longguo, actually became the son-in-law of a third-rate wealthy family? And I was insulted by them like this?"

"Are the girls of the Du family tired of working? Long Shuai's willingness to marry her is a blessing she has cultivated in her lifetime. She is good. It's fine to marry Long Shuai and not let him touch him, but let Long Shuai serve footwashing water? Slapping Shuai Long in the face? How blind! How dare you humiliate Shuai Long like this!"

"Long Shuai is the most important weapon of our Dragon Kingdom. Now that we have news about him, brothers, let's copy him to give Long Shuai a sigh of relief! Welcome Long Shuai back to lead the Hidden Dragon Army!"

"Must! We must seek justice for Long Shuai! There are so many good women who want to marry Long Shuai, what are these Du family girls?"

They were so aggressive that they wanted to kill the Du family immediately.

However, Gu Xiao could hear his temples twitching, as if he had returned to those years when the pheasant killed people in Causeway Bay, it was like a second child.

Really, in this plane, not only the main character is mentally retarded, but the supporting characters are also mentally retarded!

Obviously, I can't criticize him very well, but I have chosen to praise the protagonist who has no sense of responsibility and only knows to pretend to be slapped all day long, and use the time of kneeling and licking the hero to make contributions, and he has already achieved fame.

That's right, Gu Xiao wasn't from this plane originally, he transmigrated into this plane to press the aura of the hero and support the supporting characters.

This is a plane generated by the son-in-law God of War.

If you haven't read this kind of article, then you must be familiar with the following sentences.

"The wife owes 5000 million and pays the debt with a pig. The wimpy husband comes and sees the creditor: the master."

"The Immortal Venerable returned to the city, and found that his wife and daughter had been humiliated for many years, and suddenly became furious, causing the whole city to tremble and panic."

"The 8000 people outside the gate shouted: Please Hu Shuai come out of the mountain! Mother-in-law: Who is Hu Shuai, and the son-in-law stood up silently."

"The good-for-nothing son-in-law divorced with tears in his eyes. Thousands of bodyguards greeted him at the door, and the mother-in-law's family was dumbfounded."

"Grandma's birthday banquet, a table with gift money of 50 yuan, and a table with gift money of 70 yuan, but the son-in-law who comes to the door asks: Where should the 20 billion yuan sit?"

"The disliked wimpy son-in-law turned out to be the master, and what shocked his wife's family was that the richest man in every country has been taught Chinese, just to see the useless son-in-law and shout: Master?"

"When the chairman of the Hundred Billion Group saw the useless son-in-law, he bowed his head respectfully and called the coach. His wife, father-in-law and mother-in-law were stunned."

"Master, my uncle has been digging coal in Africa for three years after the divorce. Is it wrong? Not yet, my uncle is richer than you now."

……

These magical advertisements are pervasive, appearing like a harassing goblin in your WeChat Moments, your browser, and everywhere on your mobile phone.

The exposure rate of swiping the screen is almost like that of Zha Zhahui back then, and the level of brainwashing is amazing.

But the sales volume of such novels is far ahead, and the IQ tax paid by readers can be circled around the earth for a nine-to-nine multiplication table.

Those female novels with heart and soul, lungs and eyeballs are characterized by the fact that only the male protagonists are idiots.

And the characteristic of this kind of male novel about the good-for-nothing son-in-law is that, except for the male protagonist, everyone else is idiot.

Chapter 3 God of War Son-in-Law: This Son Is So Terrifying

The male protagonist pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger. At the beginning, he poses as a weak person to make everyone look down on him, and then shows his strong strength and identity background to face everyone.

The cool novel that Gu Xiao is wearing now is called "The Son-in-law of the God of War with Crooked Mouth", and the plot is even more bizarre.

The hero Tiance, um, is the young man who was going to hold the paint bucket for chicken soup just now.

He is the commander-in-chief of the Tibetan Dragon Army, the most powerful army in the Dragon Kingdom, known as the Dragon Commander.

The commander-in-chief Long has been on expeditions to the north and south all year round, and he is tired of fighting and killing as soldiers and the intrigues among the troops...

In short, he just got bored, and left without saying hello, waving his sleeves.

When the entire Tibetan dragon army was in chaos because of his leaving without saying goodbye, he went to the third-rate wealthy family in Binhai to become the son-in-law.

There is a wife who loves vanity and has been married for many years and has not been allowed to touch, a mother-in-law who is bitter and mean, and a father-in-law who loves her, all of which are standard for son-in-law.

Therefore, after entering the Du family, Jun Tiance's life can be described as worse than a dog.

But our male protagonist seems to be a mentally handicapped tortoise possessed by Shaking M. He obviously has hundreds of billions of dollars in assets, he obviously holds the top social resources, and he can obviously mobilize the Tibetan Dragon Army and the top of Binhai However, he was beaten by his mother-in-law, beaten by his wife, humiliated by his father-in-law and brother-in-law, he was looked down upon for buying a house and a car, and he was served tea, water, laundry, cooking and sleeping on the floor every day...

In short, the male lead's face looks like Pinduoduo's. Anyone who sees it can go up and give him two slaps.

His wife couldn't take it anymore, and the people who bullied him couldn't bear it anymore. They just wanted him to divorce and leave, but he still swallowed his anger.

Its toughness is comparable to the military belts and stockings sold on the Spring Festival train.

In this way, the hero is always being humiliated and not getting the respect he deserves, his anger value keeps rising, and finally explodes, starting his own road of counterattack.

And what identity is Gu Xiao playing in this son-in-law plane now?

In the novel, every time the male protagonist needs to use his head to pretend to be aggressive, there will be a dog-licking team of pretending to kneel down at his feet holding hundreds of billions of dollars and reveal his identity.

Gu Xiao is now the captain of this professional pretentious team - the male lead's subordinate, the chief deputy general of the Hidden Dragon Army.

They are like a brick, wherever the male lead needs to pretend to be aggressive, he can be moved there, and every time the male lead needs it, he can stand up and perfectly complete the pretending task for the male lead, revealing the hero's status as a bully, so that A group of people can't stand steadily as if they have been hit by epilepsy.

Now, the plot has just developed to the point where the male protagonist has been the son-in-law of the Du family for five years, and it is Master Du's birthday banquet.

In order to highlight the heroic character, the author created countless facial makeup villain cannon fodder.

As a matter of course, Jun Tiance would be ridiculed and ridiculed by these villain cannon fodder for one reason or another at the banquet...

At this time, it is necessary for the licking dogs of the Hidden Dragon Army to come out and bow down to the hero.

But now, Gu Xiao is here, and he brought this group of people to create a Shura field for the male lead.

At this moment, the strong men in the car were still full of righteous indignation and accused the Du family of being worthless for Jun Tiance.

Gu Xiao said: "You think that I show you these materials just to let you know how miserable his life is and how much this family has gone too far?"

Everyone stopped and looked at Gu Xiao blankly.

"Is not it?"

Gu Xiao, "Use your brains, didn't you find anything else?"