Son-in-law comes out
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Auntie Dayue'er leaped forward, her body was like a white feather, she floated weightlessly over the cliff more than ten meters wide, and she was already on the opposite platform when she stopped. .
"Come here." Auntie Da Yue'er said.
Li Zian took a few steps back, and suddenly sprinted with all his strength. When he was approaching the edge of the cliff, he stepped on the ground with both feet, and his whole body rushed over like a cannonball.
The posture is definitely not as handsome as others, but safety is the most important thing.
If he floated over like my aunt, Da Yue'er, the women in the family would probably become widows.
Tens of thousands of pretense, safety first.
If you want to force yourself, the suona beeps.
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Chapter 0906 A conversation that touches the soul
Although the posture was not as graceful as my aunt Da Yue'er's, Li Zian jumped to the opposite side safely.When his feet landed on the ground, he deliberately leaned over to his aunt Da Yue'er, creating an illusion that he was a bit unable to hold his feet because of too much inertia.
He wanted to touch her body.
Whether she is a phantom, or a biochemical robot made of silicone, you can tell when you touch it.
However, just when he was about to touch the body of his aunt Da Yue'er, his eyes flickered and there was no one there.He hurriedly stopped his figure so that he didn't fall to the ground.
"You still say you're not childish?" Auntie Da Yue'er said with a hint of ridicule in her voice.
It's a bit emotional.
How thick is the master's skin, this little ridicule can't hurt a single hair of him, he smiled: "I can't control my power like you, so don't laugh at me, your body doesn't have Weight, besides, we are all young people in their twenties, so it is really not suitable to use the word Youzi. I don’t read much, but I often get more than [-] points in Chinese, so I know it.”
"Your best test was in the third grade of elementary school. You scored 88 points in the Chinese test. You said that you often took the test with a score in the [-]s and never passed it once." Auntie Da Yueer said.
Li Zian: "..."
No matter how thick-skinned you are, you can't stand being poked like this. Can't you spare some strength, or show your subordinates a little bit of sympathy?
"You have repeatedly hinted that I am only in my twenties, but you actually want to ask me how old I am, right?" Auntie Da Yueer looked for it in the middle of the platform.
Li Zian followed his aunt Da Yue'er and said, "I didn't ask you, you can just say it if you want."
Auntie Dayueer said indifferently: "I actually don't remember how old I am."
Li Zian subconsciously wanted to say how this was possible, but swallowed the words again.It's impossible to say this, the context of the words meant to ask a question, if she acted foolishly and answered it as his question, then he would be at a great loss.
At this time, Gu Shi Da Yueer said again: "I really can't remember the year I was born, probably there is no concept of time in that year."
Li Zian was stunned for a moment.
There was no concept of time in the year she was born, so how old is she?
Auntie Da Yueer was silent for a moment: "Let me tell you this, I have known Temujin since he was a child. Once he was picking up cow dung on the grassland, and he met a wolf. The wolf attacked him, and if I hadn't come to my rescue to drive the wolf away, he would have died."
Li Zian was stunned, and his mind was still buzzing.
If such words came from anyone else, let alone believe such a ridiculous story, he would not believe even a single punctuation mark.But when such words came out of Gu Shi Da Yue'er's mouth, it was another matter, and he had to consider it as true.
but……
My goodness!
If Temujin hadn’t met his aunt Tayue’er when he was collecting cow dung and was eaten by that wolf, then the Dayuan Empire would not have existed in history, Europe would not have had such a history of blood and tears, and China’s historical process It will not be interrupted, so the subsequent dynasties will probably not appear...
Where the wheel of history will roll is something that no one can predict.
It felt really weird.
"Also, when Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei were sworn brothers in Taoyuan, I watched from the side. I still remember that there was a big yellow dog barking and barking in that yard, and Zhang Fei finally killed and ate it. Later generations described Zhang Fei always liked to say that he was a big man with a beard, but he was actually very handsome."
The master looked dumbfounded.
"It's close. Let me talk about something far away. I saw Jiang Ziya fishing by the river, but he forgot to hook the hook. He sat there stupidly for a long time, but he didn't catch a single fish. It's even more ridiculous Yes, later generations actually turned this stupid incident into a famous allusion, saying that Jiang Taigong took the bait when he was fishing."
The master looked dumbfounded.
"Daji is indeed very beautiful. I have seen her before. The reason why she was able to please King Zhou was because of her excellent skills. In those days, she would have the skills of Japanese customs. King Zhou was obsessed with it. ,Inextricable."
The master looked dumbfounded.
It's really weird to say such words from the mouth of the goddess Gushi, who only knows the skills of Dongying Customs.
"Let me tell you something more about the West. The apple that fell on Newton's head was actually thrown by me. I was on that apple tree at the time."
The master looked dumbfounded.
is this real?
is this real!
This is a bit ridiculous, goddess!
"Henmi the Lionheart King was very lecherous back then, and he had a special hobby, that is, he liked to sneak into the homes of commoners and rape their wives or daughters. Once he sneaked into a butcher's home and raped the butcher's wife. In the end, he was discovered by the butcher, and blocked the house with a butcher knife. His guards are not around, and the situation is very dangerous..."
Li Zian interrupted her: "You saved him!"
Auntie Da Yueer nodded her head: "Yes, I knocked out the butcher, and Henry the Lionheart King knelt on the ground and kissed my shoe. And I, I gave him a kick and kicked him into the shoe. In a pile of pig manure. Seriously, he treats women like that, I want to kill him more than that butcher, but I can't."
Li Zian almost said "Why can't you kill him", but this is another fucking problem, so I still have to bear it.
and many more……
A thought suddenly flashed in Li Zian's mind.
The "absurd" things Auntie Da Yueer said seemed unconnected, but she showed up for everything, helping Temujin drive away wolves, smashing Newton with apples, and even saving the lion's heart that ate it Wang and so on.These things illustrate a problem, that is, she is actually participating in the process of human history!
Following this line of thought, he then thought of Yu Meilin.
Gushi Da Yueer transferred the king-level virus from the Jingwu Queen to Yu Meilin, which is actually intervening in the process of history.Yu Meilin used technology to break through the Western technology blockade against China. Although it has only just begun, it has a strong stamina. It is inevitable to overthrow the Western technology camp. In the near future, the East will inevitably lead the world's technological innovation.
However, on what basis does she participate in the process of human history?
Take Temujin picking up cow dung as an example. At that time, Temujin was just a child, and no one knew that he would become a generation of overlord in the future.Then, how did she judge that the child was important and needed to be saved back then?
And Newton, there must be a lot of people in this world who have been hit on the head by an apple, how did she make sure that Newton would discover gravity if the apple was dropped?
I don't understand.
Really do not understand.
Aunt Da Yueer went on to say: "In the thousands of years of historical records, most of the time in Europe was actually a tribal state. It was finally a Roman Empire, and it turned into a mess after that. The Industrial Revolution After that, there seemed to be a glimmer of hope. It was once very strong, but unfortunately, it has now entered a new round of chaos. This is also the inevitable result of refined egoism and liberalism, and its decline has become doomed. In contrast, I prefer the Chinese civilization that has lasted for 5000 years. It is driven by the three philosophical carriages of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. It respects ancestors, respects the rules of nature, is humble and pragmatic, and has always been stable. Now I feel more and more that Chinese civilization is The hope of human civilization, so..."
She didn't go on talking, she took off the hat on her head, and hung it on the ivory of a mammoth skeleton beside her.
beautiful as godness.
Especially her pair of eyes, blue with emerald green, emerald like jasper, giving people an unreal beauty.
"So, I transferred the fire from Queen Jingwu to your wife, she is the chosen child of destiny." Auntie Da Yue'er said it herself.
Li Zian resisted not asking, but said insinuatingly: "You must have your reasons for doing this, just like I brought Kang Xin here, I also have my reasons, it seems that she came here is also a providence."
"Yes, it's God's will." Auntie Da Yue'er said.
Li Zian's lips trembled, and he almost asked again.
This feels really a bit suffocated, too passive.
After holding back for several seconds, the master finally said a word: "I don't ask you, you can just say it if you want."
"You are very cunning." Auntie Da Yue'er said.
Li Zian: "..."
"Come with me." Gu Shi Da Yue'er continued to walk forward.
Li Zian followed her again, looking at Chen's skeleton on the platform while walking.This is the first time he has seen the bones of so many animals. He knows most of them, such as Diplodocus, Tyrannosaurus rex, mammoth, prehistoric python, and giant crocodile. There were a lot of them that he hadn't even seen.Especially an animal with a human upper body and a fish lower body, which he had never seen before, and even suspected that it was a legendary mermaid.
He was very curious and stopped to watch it.
"Mermaids do exist, but they are not as portrayed in film and television works. They live in the deep sea and are ugly." Auntie Da Yueer said, and then continued to move forward.
Do mermaids really exist?
Li Zian couldn't believe it, but he didn't ask.
"Many imaginations are actually based on evidence. There is a reason why the human brain has imagination." Auntie Da Yue'er said again.
Li Zian chewed on this sentence, and his heart was touched.
Many imaginations are based on evidence, which makes sense.In the beginning, when humans had no airplanes, they imagined the prototype of an airplane based on the wings of a bird, and finally realized it.
There is a reason why the human brain has imagination.This sentence is a bit esoteric and difficult to understand.What does she mean to say, is human imagination created based on, or is it endowed by a certain existence?
No way of knowing.
The end of the platform has arrived.
Auntie Da Yueer climbed the Z-shaped stone ladder and walked up step by step.
Li Zian walked behind him, his eyes kept watching.
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Chapter 0907 How old is she?
Li Zian walked slowly, because too many things attracted his attention, ancient books, various languages.Seeds of all kinds. Although he lived in a mountain village and had planted them for several years, he had seen many seeds of plants, but he had never seen most of the seeds collected here.
One seed was bigger than his head, and the shell was like that of a peanut.
Are those prehistoric peanuts?
Curious is curious, but he doesn't know how to ask.
He was also thinking about what question to ask, and he even made a list in his mind.
What is the big lazy portable stove?
What is a compass?
What world does tinder come from and what is it?
Why did Auntie Da Yueer take away the fire from Hank instead of killing it?
When was she born, and why did she live for such a long time?
What kind of identity does she exist? Is she really a goddess?
Is she the goddess who gave God Bless Emperor Yelu Dashi a dream?
Is the town on the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea a spaceship?
Why is that town called Noah's Ark?
Also, she said some heavenly incense, what will happen if you light the heavenly incense?
There are many more.
With so many questions, she only answered one, which is really a bit too much.
However, this time he is not the active party, Gu Shi Da Yue'er is the active party.
Auntie Dayueer continued to walk up.
Li Zian glanced back, and the bones on the platform became smaller, even the largest Diplodocus skeleton became smaller, looking down it looked like a chicken skeleton.
"This is a museum I built. I have collected a lot of things, but it is not comprehensive." Aunt Da Yueer said.
Li Zian said: "I don't ask you why you built such a museum, and you don't need to answer me."
It's still the old trick, to kill her with the aggressive method.
Auntie Dayue'er stopped in her tracks, staring at Li Zian with green eyes on a blue background.
Li Zian also looked directly into her eyes. To be honest, although they were all blue with emerald green, he felt that her eyes were more beautiful than Mahtab of Aryan blood.
However, no matter how beautiful her eyes were, he felt a little guilty when he was looked at so aggressively by her. Could it be that she saw through the trick and got angry?
Auntie Da Yueer suddenly sighed: "If you lived through such a long time as me and saw those species you are familiar with and even your favorite species disappear in the long river of history one by one, you would be like me. Thoughts, you will also collect a little things, in case you will forget them one day."
An exclamation point appeared in Li Zian's mind, as well as the skeletons of several dinosaurs he saw just now.
Listen to the meaning of what she said...
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