Son-in-law comes out

"Da lazy, what's wrong with you?" Li Zian turned to look at her, full of curiosity.

"No, I suspected you were a counterfeit just now, so it is necessary to investigate... By the way, husband, why is your unique skill not working?"

Li Zian: "..."

"Shall we try again?"

"Yes." Li Zian mustered up the courage to answer.

Hometown revisit.

Relive old dreams.

6 minute later.

Li Zian was lying on the bed, his mind was blank, and he looked at the ceiling with empty eyes. There seemed to be countless tadpoles swimming around on the ceiling...

Is that a passive illusion or an active one?

The ball is not clear.

"Honey, you take pity on me and let me go, right?"

"Yeah!" Although his face was flustered with embarrassment, Li Zian was still very grateful to Taozi for saving him face.

But Taozi's words changed: "However, if the flowers in the greenhouse don't experience the scorching sun and the blowing of the wind and rain, how can they see the rainbow after the scorching sun and rain?"

When did she become a literary youth?

Li Zian closed his eyes: "Hulu, Hulu..."

"You rascal, you actually pretended to be asleep?"

Li Zian: "..."

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0700 chapter awesome life steward

Big Year.

The family of three went to Disneyland for a long time, and Li Xiaomei was exhausted, so she went upstairs to take a nap when she got home, and Tang Qing accompanied her.

Li Zian had nothing to do, lay on the sofa and downloaded the "Life Butler" software in Toutiao's small program promotion.

This software is actually Pixiu Smart Butler. Before ZJ Company started to promote it, Yu Meilin renamed it "Life Butler".

The name Pixiu Smart Butler is a bit rustic after all. How many young people today know what Pixiu is?But young people are the main users of the software, so Yu Meilin changed it into a life steward.

It is said that Zhang Ming also gave opinions on this matter. He is an expert in this field, and his opinions are very valuable.

Life Butler has a total of 268mb, which is a bit big for a mobile app, but with the current internet speed, it can be done in two or three seconds.

After the software was installed, Li Zian activated it.

An interface of a sea of ​​stars appeared on the screen of the mobile phone. The stars were twinkling, full of sci-fi feel, giving people a sense of grandeur.

Afterwards, an interface for filling in information and registration appeared on the main interface.

Li Zian entered the name "Li Zian" in the name column, and when he was about to enter other content, something unexpected happened.

The main interface of Stars and Seas on the phone screen suddenly disappeared, and a young woman suddenly appeared on the screen, naked-eye 3D visual effect, white swimsuit, full of sexiness and temptation on the screen.It is a software-generated virtual character, but the effect of the character is no less than that of the game characters produced by Goose Factory, which is not short of money, and even better than the virtual characters produced by the animation company of the island country, the originator of this aspect.

A character is so amazing, Li Zian is excited, it is impossible for this software not to be popular.

At this time, the virtual woman suddenly spoke: "Dear master, I am your housekeeper 001, you can rename me, or you can chat with me, let me know you better, and then I will This process can also save the trouble of filling in the information. At the same time, please authorize me to read the information in this mobile phone, which can improve my accuracy."

Li Zian felt amused: "Well, yes, what shall we talk about?"

"Master, how old are you this year?"

"25 years old."

"Education level?"

"high school."

"What is the master's occupation?"

"Yes, alchemist."

"Health, divination and astrology, alchemist who makes alchemy and cultivates immortals?"

Li Zian was surprised, and said with a smile: "You actually know the astrology of medical divination, it's amazing."

"I have a search engine. When chatting with the master, I will search for relevant information on the Internet. I also know a few very powerful alchemists, Xu Fu from the Qin Dynasty, Zuo Ci from the Three Kingdoms period, and Zhuge Liang. Although he is not A professional alchemist, but he is very good at astrology."

"What you said was what you searched for?"

"Yes, but it's not just about searching. I have to analyze and judge the correctness and rationality of the information myself. At this moment, I came to a conclusion that the alchemist is a lie. Xu Fu said that he was looking for the elixir of immortality for Qin Shihuang, but He went to Dongying to carry on the family line, and he is also an awesome liar."

"How can you say awesome?"

"That's based on the master's education. In view of the master's education, I omitted some elegant words."

Li Zian: "..."

It's all because I don't read enough books, and I can only say I am stupid when things happen.

That's probably what it means.

"What kind of woman does the master like?"

"Is this question important?" Li Zian wondered why 001 asked him this question.

"Of course it is very important. According to the camera scan, the owner is a man, and he is awesomely handsome. The owner must be very popular with women. Your emotional life must be quite rich. As your housekeeper, it is necessary for me to figure this out. "

Li Zian subconsciously glanced at the stairs.

Tang Qing and Li Xiaomei were upstairs and there was no movement.

It doesn't matter whether Tang Qing heard what he wanted to say next, or the little padded jacket heard the wind.

"Well, you have a pretty face and a good figure." Li Zian looked back and described it in general.

"There are several levels of breasts, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, what level does the owner like?"

Li Zian was inexplicably embarrassed, but he still said it: "C, D, E, F, G are too big."

"Next, let's talk about the buttocks. There are several types of women's buttocks. The first type is boy type, the second type is side bag type, the third type is hippopotamus type, the fourth type is peach type, and the fifth type is duck type. , what type does the master like?"

Li Zian was in awe, he was an old driver anyway, but among the types mentioned by 001, he only knew the peach type, and he didn't know anything about hippopotamus, duck, or bread.Not to mention, the software developed by the housekeeper is really monster.

"Well, it's peach-shaped." Li Zian said.

"Then I recommend the owner to try the duck shape, the curve is more perfect, the owner can imagine the curve formed by the duck's head and neck, isn't it perfect?"

What emerged in Li Zian's mind were the corresponding parts of several daughter-in-laws. Not to mention, there wasn't a single peach, all of them were ducks.

I grass!

Awesome!

"Master, I'll go back and change my clothes before I come out."

Li Zian asked in surprise, "What clothes?"

The screen just flashed for a moment, and 001 on the screen changed into another appearance, oval face, shawl hair, wearing a black and gold leather jacket of a female investigator, long legs, F in the front and a duck in the back, the number of eye-catching words has increased in an instant Several times, the number of sexy words is also directly full.

"Master, I have given myself a name."

"Uh, what's the name?" Li Zian asked.

"Mei Qingxi, Du Chunzi."

Li Zian froze on the spot.

This name is a combination of the names of Yu Meilin, Tang Qing, Du Linlin and Dong Xi, and it is also an island-style name.It doesn't really matter whether the name is not the name, what is important is that it has obviously read the information in this phone, and based on the situation of its owner, it has given itself this name.

But what's even more amazing is yet to come.

Mei Qingxi Du Chunzi said again: "Master, don't worry, in front of your wife, I am Meizi, in front of Miss Mu, I am Chunzi, in front of Miss Tang, I am Qingzi, in front of Miss Du, I am Duzi. In front of Miss Dong, I am Xizi."

Li Zi'an was relieved: "You are quite smart, well, from now on you will be Mei Qingxi Du Chunzi, what else can you do besides chatting?"

"Translation, except for some languages ​​​​that have no text and no information can be found, I can understand all languages ​​​​that have text and translation in this world."

"Yes, you go on and tell me everything you know."

"As a housekeeper, I can also manage money. I can invest and manage money according to the situation of funds and the stock market, except for A shares."

"I can also read aloud, there are many modes to choose from..."

"I can also socialize, looking for suitable social partners for the master. As the number of users of Life Butler increases, it will gradually develop into a huge virtual world in the future, and the master will make many friends..."

"I can also act as a database. No matter what information the owner wants to check, just tell me, and I can search for the owner. Even if there is no direct result, I will provide the most comprehensive information and analysis..."

Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi said a long list.

Li Zian suddenly remembered something. He got a few photos from Xi Luo on the first day of the new year. Sharna started investigating that day, but there was no news for him until today.

How about letting Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi try it, it can also verify his ability in this area.

"Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi, there are three architectural photos in my photo album, a shop sign with Talisman in mind, and an ancient castle, take a look and see if you can find the specific address or related information. "Li Zian said.

"Okay, Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi can't wait to prove to Master his strength." Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi jumped up and down, the whole thing took off, the ground shook, the ducks floated in the water, and ripples rippling.

Fortunately, it's just a fictitious character. If Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi were a real person, it would be fine. In all likelihood, it would become a calamity for the country and the people.

Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi just jumped up and down and disappeared.

Three photos flashed on the phone screen, which were the photos of the small shop and the ancient castle.

"Master, are these three photos, I need to confirm." Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi's whining voice came from the speaker of the phone.

"Well, yes, check." Li Zian said.

"Okay! Please wait a moment."

It didn't take long, and a selfie photo of a tourist appeared on the screen within 1 minute.

It was an old lady from Huaguo, who was posing with scissors to the camera, with a bright smile on her face.But she is not the point, the point is the small shop behind her as the background, that small shop is exactly the small shop in the photo he kept in the photo album, and the shop sign in Italian is word for word.

The voice of Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi came out from the speaker of the mobile phone: "This is a small village in Sicily, this is a grocery store, and the sign on the sign in Italian reads 'Da Vinci Grocery Store, to the great Da Vinci pays tribute, all goods are not returned or exchanged after leaving the cabinet'. The village is called Baro and it is located in the south of Sicily."

"Where's that ancient castle?" Li Zian couldn't wait to know the information about that ancient castle, and his intuition told him that it was the headquarters of Lutu Company.

No new photos emerged, but Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi emerged from the screen: "Sorry my master, I couldn't find the information of that castle, I am limited by the performance of this phone, and many abilities cannot be displayed come out."

She looked aggrieved.

Li Zian smiled: "You are already very good, can you check it on the computer?"

Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi said: "I'm sorry my master, but they don't have a computer version yet."

Li Zian said: "Now you go to the WeChat black pot company and send a group message, saying that you will come to my house for a meeting."

"Okay, did I write the wording myself, or is it determined by the owner?"

"Well, write it yourself."

"Okay, it's been released." Mei Qingxi and Du Chunzi jumped again, F was still flying, the earth was shaking, the ducks were floating in the water, and the ripples were rippling.

The master sighed in his heart.

The software written by the housekeeper obviously operates according to the characteristics of the user, and the life housekeeper of each user will be different.

And here he is.

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Chapter 0701 Black Pot Company Pre-Levy Meeting

The first to come was Mu Chuntao.

Taozi didn't come empty-handed, she was carrying an insulated box in her hand.

Li Zian asked curiously, "Why did you bring an insulated box here, and what's in it?"

Mu Chuntao walked inside, and said as she walked, "You have been weak for the past few days. I made you a little seaweed and shrimp soup, and I also put a little wolfberry in it, which is good for your kidneys."

Li Zian: "..."