Son-in-law comes out

According to her, Huang Bo is just a grain of sand, but she treats him to eat three peanuts. If he meets a real "gold digger", wouldn't it be good to treat him to Dongfeng Express?

Gu Shi Da Yueer said: "I told you, you are too weak, you have to make yourself stronger, if one day the gold diggers come, you will not be able to protect yourself at all."

"You just said you don't know who the gold diggers are, so how can you be sure they're coming?"

"Don't you know that there are traps on the stone ladder of the Underworld, but you can avoid those traps through divination?" Auntie Dayueer asked back.Li Zian said in surprise: "You can also divination?"

Auntie Da Yue'er didn't answer.

"Where did the gold diggers you mentioned come from?" Li Zian asked again.

"I do not know either."

Li Zian: "..."

"You think I know everything, but like you, I also have a fog in front of my eyes, and I am also looking for answers in the fog. It was that symbol that made me meet you. Before that, I was lonely, but now I I am no longer lonely, I have you." Auntie Da Yueer said.

"I knew we were together." A smile appeared on the corner of Li Zian's mouth, "I'm looking for Tianxiang, do you know where it is?"

If she didn't say that, he would go around and bring it up again. Now that she said that, he went straight to the point.

Auntie Dayue'er turned her face to look at Li Zian, but didn't say a word.

Li Zian secretly regretted that he was a little impatient, and he changed the subject: "I saw four stone screens in the Hades, so why did you write something in Kaluwen, have you seen those stone screens?"

"Seen."

"The Queen of Jingwu abandoned her body here and brought the souls of the people back to the kingdom of heaven. When people burned incense in the sun, the gate of heaven opened, and Gu Dang returned to her hometown, killing evil spirits under the sword, and returning the world to peace. The green smoke is shrouded, and the way back Long Man." Li Zian recited that paragraph, "This is the content of that paragraph, I don't quite understand what it means, can you explain it to me?"

Auntie Da Yueer was silent for a while before saying: "This is actually a small kingdom, it is called Tianxia Kingdom, this city is called Shuntian City, and the queen in the coffin is the last queen of Tianxia Kingdom, Queen Jingwu. Then The child is not bad, I watched her grow up."

Boom!

Li Zian seemed to be beating a gong in his head. He looked at his aunt Da Yue'er, and felt a chill on his back.

Just now, when she said that she was very big, he estimated that she would be around 40 or 40 years old. After all, as long as a woman takes good care of herself, she can have the skin and appearance of a woman in her 20s at the age of [-].Not to mention her figure, her martial arts is so high, her figure will definitely not lose her shape.

Unexpectedly, she said that she was the one who watched the Jingwu Queen grow up!

You must know that the Queen of Jingwu lived 3800 years ago!

Aunt Da Yueer continued: "The translation you mentioned is a bit different, but the general meaning is correct, but is the meaning of this passage difficult to understand? Come and ask me what it means."

Li Zian's mind was still buzzing.

He is chatting with a woman from more than 3800 years ago, which feels so weird!

"Okay, let me just talk about it." Aunt Da Yue'er's voice was soft, "People in Tianxia Kingdom believe that there is a heaven in the sky, and they will go to heaven to reunite with their ancestors after death. There is a legend in Tianxia Kingdom, According to that legend, when the burner burns incense, the gates of the kingdom of heaven will open, and those who died will come back and start over."

"Who is the Furnace Man?" Li Zian finally regained his breath. In fact, he wanted to ask her if she was really three or four thousand years old, but he changed the words to this.

After all, it is impolite to ask a woman's age, not to mention that she is already this age, and he has to call her an ancestor.

Auntie Da Yueer looked at Li Zian: "You ask me who the furnace man is, it's like I'm asking myself who I am."

Li Zian was stunned for a moment.

Although the words were a bit convoluted, he still understood.

What she meant was that he was the furnace man!

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0310 chapter aunt's sword cut

The first time I saw the "stove man" in Kang Xin's translation, based on instinct, Li Zian thought of the big lazy portable stove, but it was only a moment, fleeting.Then, his understanding of "Furnace Man" is a figure similar to the Olympic torchbearer, just a ritual figure with no practical significance.As far as the Olympic torchbearers are concerned, it is not uncommon for the flame to go out on the way, but the competition will still go on.

The "Tianmen" in the translation is also an illusory existence. It is said that when people burn incense and open the Tianmen, the dead will return. Isn't this nonsense?

Therefore, Li Zian didn't take the content on the stone screen seriously, and it was impossible for him to take it seriously, but when his aunt Da Yue'er said this, he had to understand the content on the stone screen from another angle.

Auntie Da Yue'er was obviously saying that he was the furnace man, which means that when he burns incense, the gate of heaven will open, and Queen Jingwu will bring her people back here.

That incense must not be an ordinary incense, otherwise he would burn so much sandalwood, the door hinges of the Tianmen might almost break, but have Queen Jingwu and her people come back?

not at all.

That fragrance should refer to Tianxiang.

The problem is back to the beginning.

"You mean to say that I am the furnace man, if I light the heavenly incense, the gate of heaven will open, and Queen Jingwu and her people will come back?" Li Zian said.

"Can the dead come back?"

Li Zian: "..."

"However, your understanding of the incense is correct. The burner burns incense, and that incense is heavenly incense."

"Where is Tianxiang?"

Auntie Da Yueer looked at Li Zian again, but said nothing.

Li Zian's urge to pinch her neck became stronger and stronger, but he still endured it: "We are together, and my enemy is your enemy. My enemy is looking for Tianxiang, but I don't even know what Tianxiang looks like." I don’t even know, which makes me very passive, if you know what kind of incense it is, or where it is, please tell me.”

"Everyone in the world died because of protecting Tianxiang." Auntie Da Yueer said.

Li Zian said in surprise: "There is a mysterious virus creature in the skeleton of Queen Jingwu. She was killed by that virus creature, right?"

Aunt Da Yueer was silent for a while before saying: "I can't remember either."

"Why can't you remember, you just said that you watched her grow up."

"Do you still remember the things you experienced when you were two or three years old?" Auntie Da Yueer asked back.

Li Zian: "..."

Auntie Da Yue'er seemed to be in the memory, and her tone changed a bit: "I told you I am very big, I grew up watching the Queen of Jingwu, you seem to think I have at least three thousand Over 800 years old, maybe even older?"

Li Zian nodded.

"Maybe yes, but I'm not sure, I don't remember when I was born, and how long I have lived in this world. The reason why I say I watched her grow up is because I remember her as a child." In the end, I still have many, many memories, but I can't connect them together. They seem to be fragments one after another. So, I may have lived for thousands of years, or I may be as old as you, but I have thousands of memories in my head. Years of memories." Auntie Da Yueer said.

Li Zian looked at her with a fog in his mind.

"Let me give you an example. Let me say a person you may be familiar with. You should have heard about him."

Li Zian asked curiously, "Who is someone I know?"

"Pan An."

Li Zian had a strange expression on his face.

"It is said that he is the most beautiful man, but I think he is not as good-looking as you, and he is a man of influence, with poor character."

Although Li Zian's feeling was very strange, he was still happy to say that he was more handsome than Pan An.

In the Chinese-speaking world, Appearance Bi Pan An has a high appearance rate, and he praises people for being handsome.What this means is that it is very remarkable to look like Pan An, this person is so handsome, but my aunt Da Yueer said that he looks more handsome than Pan An, that is super awesome.

Pan An?

You are so ugly, how can you compare with the master in handsomeness!

"Go ahead." Li Zian didn't think that his aunt Da Yue'er was flattering him, she was just telling the truth, and he liked to hear the truth.

"There is also a man named Liu Bang who beheaded a white snake for rebellion, but I remember that he beheaded not a white snake, but a cauliflower snake." Auntie Dayueer said.

There were a few black lines on Li Zian's forehead.

Really, that strange feeling is getting more and more obvious.

Intuition told him that this goddess dragon was a little abnormal.

"I tell you this, do you think I'm a little strange?"

"No, no, you're normal. I just want to know what Tianxiang looks like and where it is. Can you tell me?" Li Zian skillfully brought the topic back. If this nonsense continued, he felt that he might have to find Tianxiang when he went back. The psychiatrist intervened.

Auntie Da Yueer suddenly laughed.

"why are you laughing?"

"You want to find Tianxiang, I know where Tianxiang is."

Li Zian said excitedly: "Please tell me where it is."

Auntie Dayueer said slowly, "I won't tell you."

Li Zian: "..."

"At least now is not the time, you are too weak." Auntie Da Yue'er said.

Li Zian couldn't control his temper anymore, he stood up: "You have always said that I am too weak, well, I will fight with you, if you can't beat me within three moves, you can tell me Where is Tianxiang, okay?"

Aunt Da Yueer sat without moving, and said lightly: "When you are strong enough, I will tell you what Tianxiang looks like, and I will also tell you where Tianxiang is. On that day, I will not wear a bamboo hat." , without covering your face."

"You dare not fight with me." Li Zian used a aggressive method.

Auntie Da Yueer glanced at Li Zian, then stood up: "Are you really going to fight me?"

"If you don't fight with me, how do you know if I have become stronger?" Li Zian said, Da Lao woke up with the furnace, and his true energy poured down. Even the fist is obviously a third bigger.

Auntie Da Yue'er just stood there casually, showing no sign of preparing to make a move.

Li Zian said in a deep voice: "I want to remind you, I have mastered Zhenqi Fist, I am going to do it, be careful!"

Auntie Da Yueer nodded her head slightly.

"Three moves, if you can't beat me with three moves, you have to tell me where Tianxiang is." Li Zian reminded her of the rules again.

He has already made a calculation, with his super strong ability of resisting blows and abnormal self-healing ability, as long as Gu Shi Da Yueer does not kill, let alone three moves, he can carry out even thirteen moves!

Seeing that her mind is not normal, how could she see through such a profound routine?

Auntie Dayue'er smiled faintly: "Three moves are too many, just one move, are you ready, let's do it when you are ready."

Li Zian was irritated, and instead of being angry, he smiled: "Your tone is really loud, you said this, watch!"

He kicked his legs on the sand dune, and his whole body shot towards Gushi Dayue'er like a cannonball.

Auntie Dayue'er sideways moved away, Li Zian brushed her shoulder and rushed towards her, at the moment she passed by, she drew her sword, but it was too fast, the sword didn't seem to be drawn out, There is no sword move.

Li Zian landed on both feet, turned around, and chuckled: "That's all you have?"

Auntie Dayue'er didn't say anything, but just looked at Li Zian calmly.

Li Zian said: "One trick has passed, you didn't beat me, you have to fulfill your promise, tell me, where is Tianxiang?"

As soon as he finished speaking, his pants suddenly slipped off and fell on the instep of his feet.

He hurriedly lowered his head to look, and then saw the severed belt, the cut was quite smooth.

Moreover, it wasn't the leather part that was chopped off, but the metal button of the belt!

There was only a pair of triangular trousers left on his legs, and even the triangular trousers suddenly broke when he looked at his trousers in a daze. Fortunately, there was something holding them up, so they didn't fall off go down.

He hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold it down, and squatted down, his face was extremely hot.

Just now he was playing tricks, telling him where Tianxiang was if he said that he couldn't win with three moves, but he didn't even see how he drew his sword, and his pants were cut off by him.

If he had been more ruthless just now, and the sword edge had gone a little further down, it would not have been just the belt and the elastic that had been cut off, there might be something else as well.In that case, there would be no more masters in the world who possessed unique knowledge, but there would be one more Eunuch Li.

Inexplicably, he also remembered a video of a knife-drawing technique he had seen while using Douyin. The performer pretended to draw a knife, and the cucumber or something broke.That video was fake, but the sword he drew was a genuine one, otherwise his pants wouldn't have fallen off.

Then, there was a sigh in his heart.

With her strength, when will he win?

"You are too weak, you can't burn the incense like this." Auntie Da Yue'er said.

Li Zian sat down, and carefully lifted his pants up along his legs.

Embarrassed?

Embarrassed.

Shame?

shame.

But this is self-inflicted, you can't blame yourself, right?

Therefore, he could only suffer silently when he was hurt like this.

If nothing else, I can't be hard.

"The bones in the abyss are all sacrificers. I don't care if those people want to tear down the temple and the Hades. As I said just now, time is a river, and there is too much sand in the river. Then The temple and the Hades are just a grain of sand among many grains of sand, and there is no point in keeping them. But I have one condition, they are all people who died for their beliefs. You tell those people to treat those bones well, otherwise they will die. There will be retribution." Auntie Da Yue'er said.