Son-in-law comes out

Chapter 1817 Lifting a rock and hitting his own leg

You have a cup and I have a cup.

After three glasses of wine, Sun Li's face was full of red, and she was obviously drunk.

53 degrees of liquor, one or two cups, the amount of ordinary people is two or three times, which is normal.

But Sun Li wanted to pour wine, and Li Zian grabbed her wrist: "Don't drink, you will be drunk if you drink any more."

Sun Li giggled and said: "Drunk is drunk, I believe you are a gentleman, even if I am drunk, you will not do anything to me, will you?"

Li Zian nodded: "Yeah, sure."

The smile on Sun Li's face disappeared immediately, she pushed Li Zian's hand away, and then poured wine into Li Zian's glass: "I won't drink, then you drink."

Li Zian: "..."

Does this mean that one of the two must be drunk?

If she is drunk, he won't have crooked thoughts, so if she gets him drunk, it's not clear if she will have any crooked thoughts at that time.After all, he can be a gentleman on his side, but she can't be a gentleman anyway, because without a sword, the first condition for being a gentleman is to have a sword.

Of course, the sword must be equipped with a good sheath.

"I use meat instead of wine. I eat a piece of meat, and you drink a glass of wine." Sun Li said.

Li Zian: "..."

He had only heard of substituting tea for wine, but this was the first time he had heard of substituting meat for wine.

Still, he drank the glass of wine.

Sun Li then poured him another glass.

Li Zian was speechless: "You don't really want to get me drunk, do you?"

"I know you drink well, it's rare for you to come to my place, you must drink a few more glasses, come here, come on, I'll eat meat." Sun Li ate the meat while persuading her to drink.

This time, Li Zian only took a sip, and then picked up the braised beef with his chopsticks to eat, diverting Sun Li's attention: "Section Chief Sun, what's the decision?"

"It's called Lili."

"Okay, Lili, what's the decision above?"

Sun Li said: "The higher authorities decided to go to Canberra planet 452b to establish a base and transfer personnel to it. At present, they have begun to select volunteers, including engineers, architects, basic physicists, soldiers, etc., from all walks of life. There must be talent.”

Li Zian smiled: "This is going to farm above."

"Yes, it's farming. The higher-ups asked you to take me to see it first, and let me confirm the situation, so that our preparation of materials here will be more targeted, and the selection of talents will be more accurate." Sun Li said. .

Li Zian thought for a while: "Okay, I will take you there after the moon base is built."

"What time is it, I'll be ready here."

Li Zian said: "It's about half a month. In fact, there is nothing to prepare. I guess I will be back in two or three days."

It took only two or three days to return to the Celestial star in the center of the Milky Way. The time budget for the Canberra 4.5b planet, which is only 452 light years away, is quite sufficient.

"I'm a girl. I must change my underwear every day. I have to bring it? I have to bring my aunt's towel. What if I come here, and..."

Li Zian took a sip from the wine glass and drank it down.

Although he didn't say anything, he deeply felt the complexity of the woman's world.

Sun Li then picked up the wine bottle and poured wine for Li Zian, with a gentle voice: "Drink, I haven't drunk enough and I still have several bottles."

Li Zian: "..."

As far as his drinking capacity is concerned, and the hangover function of vitality, he can drink this kind of liquor as mineral water without any problem, but it is not an option to continue like this.With an idea, he slammed down on the dining table.

"No way, are you drunk?" Sun Li was a little confused.

Li Zian muttered, "I, I... I'm not drunk."

He reached for the wine glass but didn't take it.

In terms of acting skills, Huang Boxhenteng is not his opponent.

Sun Li hurriedly got up from the chair and reached out to help Li Zian up: "I'll help you to my room to rest."

Li Zian: "?"

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't you lean on the sofa to take a rest, make a cup of tea for the guest to sober up, and then the guest should leave decently?

"I, I just lie down on the sofa, on the sofa." Li Zian was a bit "long-winded". This is how drunk people talk, even if they know that they may be found out, they must continue to act. This is a A master should have persistence and professionalism.

"The sofa is broken."

Li Zian: "..."

This time I really shot myself in the foot.

He wanted to stop, but Sun Li half pushed and half pulled him into the cave, no, it was the bedroom.

Until the moment when he was laid down on the bed, the master didn't find a suitable excuse, and left decently and gracefully.

The master just cares too much about face, and he pays attention to decency and elegance in everything he does. This weakness cannot be overcome.

Sun Li took off Li Zian's shoes, and put Li Zian's legs on the bed to make him lie more comfortably.Then, she pulled the pillow over again, hugged Li Zian's head, and stuffed the pillow under his head to cushion him.

This series of operations is so gentle and careful, it feels like a wife serving a drunk husband.

It's just that when he hugged his head, it caused some troubles for the master, and he felt a little suffocated when he was crushed.

Sun Li looked at Li Zian lying on the bed, hesitated for a moment, and said tentatively, "Master, are you really drunk or fake drunk?"

"I, I... am not drunk, I... can still drink!" Li Zian muttered, trying to get up, but was slapped down by Sun Li.

"Hehe." Sun Li smiled, "It seems that I am really drunk, and the medicine recommended by Guan Yong really works."

Li Zian: "?"

Did you take the medicine?

Why doesn't he know?

But it's not surprising that this kind of situation happened to him. After he went down the mountain, he was invulnerable to all poisons, and eating poison was like eating sugar.Sun Li gave him some medicine, but it was normal that he didn't take it and had no reaction to the medicine.What made him feel speechless and strange was that the head of Tangtang's Special Operations Section actually used the trick he used to deal with the enemy on him.

Is he an enemy?

"Hehehe..." A series of strange laughter came out of Sun Li's mouth.

This laughter often appears in movies and TV shows, and it usually appears when the villainous female devil appears.

"Aren't you very arrogant? Why are you not arrogant now? Show me how arrogant you are." Sun Li reached out and patted Li Zian's cheek.

Li Zian didn't move, he could actually end this farce anytime, get up and leave, but he didn't do that.On the one hand, he wanted to see what Sun Li would do. On the other hand, it was a matter of decency. He had already entered the role of drunkenness. He suddenly got up, left the bewildered Section Chief Sun, and left directly. That was not appropriate.

No matter what you do in a play, you have to stick to it until the end of the play.

This is the principle of being a master.

Just as he was thinking this way, Sun Li suddenly reached out and pulled the zipper of his coat.

squeak...

The sound is crisp.

What kind of opening BGM of an action movie is this?

After the return of the great sage, he beat the spider spirit again?

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Chapter 1818

At this time, the master actually still had a chance to terminate, but he still didn't take any remedial measures.

It's still the same reason, the drama I acted, even the tragedy, must be persisted to the end.

This is how the master talks about principles.

The zipper of the jacket was unzipped.

The multi-pocket trousers on the master also fell to the ground, and a little lunar soil fell.

The master worked on the moon before. He led two robots to build a base, burn electric welding, assemble equipment and so on. Some moon soil stuck to his trouser legs.

However, this is not the point, the point is Sun Li's motivation.

What does she want to do?

The master is thinking about this question right now.

A man was so drunk that he dropped his baggy trousers on the floor...

It's complicated.

However, the master didn't panic until this time, because he was still wearing sky gauze boxers.

That was his castle, and as long as it was there, he was safe.

"You're a scumbag." Sun Li said.

Li Zian almost couldn't help getting up and arguing with her, what's the matter, you, you took off my clothes, with impure motives, but called me a scumbag!

It's a bit of an unbearable feeling.

But he endured it anyway.

The master's endurance in this area is really strong.

"You pervert, a big beauty like me jumped into your bowl, are you very happy and excited?" Sun Li said to herself, as if she was venting her dissatisfaction and resentment.

The master could actually understand her feelings.

Indeed, she is a girl, she needs to have a face and a figure, and the boys who pursue her may be able to shoot a 50-meter long line, but they just jumped into his bowl, and they jumped on their own initiative.Even now, they are taking the initiative. As a girl, she should make complaints about her.

But he still lay there without moving, he was completely in the scene and couldn't get out.

If you don't go crazy, you can't survive. With such acting skills, I'm afraid Deng Tao, who is acting like a lunatic, will be willing to bow down.

Sun Li suddenly stretched out her hands and pinched Li Zian's face, and she still pinched Li Zian's face with a little force, saying, "You have your day too, I'm fine with rounding you up and flattening you now, you scream, you scream , to see if anyone takes care of you."

Li Zian: "..."

He was quite speechless in his heart, feeling like he was playing a trick. Originally, he was acting as a drunken master, and drunken concubine was at the same level, but why did he play it?

Became the mistress of Sun Erniang's molesting shop?

Sun Li let go of Li Zian's face, but grabbed the sky gauze boxer shorts again.

If the master stopped performing at this time and suddenly sat up and told Sun Li that he was not drunk, Sun Li would be so ashamed that she would rush out the door, and then there would be no troubles.

But the master still lay still, steady like an old dog.

Sun Li pulled it down hard, but that day the gauze boxers seemed to be rooted, and they were firmly attached to Li Zian's body, and she couldn't pull it off no matter how hard she pulled.

"What's going on? What kind of pants are you wearing?" Sun Li was surprised and confused.

Li Zian lay still, without any response.

"I don't believe in this evil, bring it to me!" Sun Li pulled it down again, with high frequency and great strength.

However, the pair of sky gauze boxer shorts remained on Li Zian's body without moving. It is not appropriate to use the word "rooted". To put it another way, it is as if it was welded to his body by electric welding.

After tossing and tossing for a while, Sun Li was sweating all over, panting and lying beside Li Zian.

In fact, she also drank a lot, a little alcohol, otherwise she would not have done such a thing, she also drank to strengthen her courage.

Li Zian maintained a flat posture, continuing to be as steady as an old dog.

He actually wanted to laugh, but as the best acting master in the world, he definitely wouldn't do such an unprofessional thing.

"Master, did you do it on purpose?" Sun Li seemed to have guessed something, turned over, and leaned closer to Li Zian's ear to test the truth.

Li Zian didn't respond.

"Master, get up, I know you're not drunk." Sun Li pushed Li Zian twice.

Li Zian simply snored: "Snoring...snoring..."

"Are you pretending to be me?" Sun Li continued to probe.

Li Zian still didn't respond, and started snoring and walking away.

Sun Li suddenly bit Li Zian's ear, but didn't use any force.